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2022-01-25 4:19:47 PM  
It's for Tonga

And they could use a hero about now
 
2022-01-25 4:42:17 PM  

AlgaeRancher: And they could use a hero about now


Bonnie Tyler - Holding Out For A Hero (Official HD Video)
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2022-01-25 5:04:25 PM  
In the photo, the dude's pole is so big, he needs the girl next to him to help him hold it up with two hands.

Back to the story, it's pretty great to see how much he was able to fundraise for this effort. I'm sure it'll be put to good use.
 
2022-01-25 5:06:17 PM  
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2022-01-25 5:08:07 PM  
We had a Tongan work for us for a few years.  Sweet kid, not a discontented bone in his body.  He was big, aberrantly strong, all treble.  I'm not sure if they're all like that, or if he was just a one-off.
 
2022-01-25 5:09:29 PM  
Pita Taufatofua, the shirtless Tongan Olympic flag bearer ...

.... Taufatofua, who at the time was training in Australia



What was he training for, more flag-bearing?

Oh, you mean he's an actual athlete? Odd that they don't bother to mention what sport he competes in, in the entire article.

He competes in 2 Olympic sports but he's just a flag-bearer to NBC
 
2022-01-25 5:11:43 PM  
He looks slippery to me.
 
2022-01-25 5:14:12 PM  
If I looked that good shirtless, I might not ever put one one.

/I do not look good shirtless
//or shirted for that matter
 
2022-01-25 5:20:57 PM  
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2022-01-25 5:32:19 PM  

Christian Bale: Pita Taufatofua, the shirtless Tongan Olympic flag bearer ...

.... Taufatofua, who at the time was training in Australia


What was he training for, more flag-bearing?

Oh, you mean he's an actual athlete? Odd that they don't bother to mention what sport he competes in, in the entire article.

He competes in 2 Olympic sports but he's just a flag-bearer to NBC


Have you seen him flag bearing?  He's pretty farking good at it!
 
2022-01-25 5:32:31 PM  
That is one shiny man.
 
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2022-01-25 5:36:50 PM  
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2022-01-25 5:48:23 PM  
I thought, at first, this was going to be another farking Garrison cartoon (possibly with cum).

Thankfully, it's something great.

/I have been spending too much time on here.
 
2022-01-25 5:58:41 PM  
He looks like a train conductor. Or Jesus.
 
2022-01-25 6:42:00 PM  
How to Get Middle-Aged Women to Help Save an Island Nation.
 
2022-01-25 6:44:23 PM  
Thats a lot of olive oil.
- Hannibal lector
 
2022-01-25 6:59:20 PM  

KB202: He looks like a train conductor. Or Jesus.


Jesus is the train conductor, man.
 
2022-01-25 7:09:34 PM  
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2022-01-25 7:23:55 PM  
He's got Wessonality and by the grace of Florence I'm here for it.
 
2022-01-25 7:52:07 PM  
He looks like a slippery character.
 
2022-01-25 8:19:34 PM  

GregInIndy: How to Get Middle-Aged Women to Help Save an Island Nation.


Guessing it ain't just the gals donating. And still willing to donate more.
 
2022-01-25 9:24:19 PM  

Salmon: He looks slippery to me.


There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Tongan.
 
2022-01-25 11:13:18 PM  
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2022-01-26 2:02:16 AM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: We had a Tongan work for us for a few years.  Sweet kid, not a discontented bone in his body.  He was big, aberrantly strong, all treble.  I'm not sure if they're all like that, or if he was just a one-off.


I'll fund an extra box of tissue if you need it. Just let me know.
 
2022-01-26 5:56:11 AM  

elkraf: He looks like a slippery character.


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2022-01-26 6:35:09 AM  
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/Have flex will travel.
 
2022-01-26 6:52:28 AM  
Nobody is that straight.
 
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