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(KIRO-7 Seattle)   Dolly Parton releases line of cake mixes. They may be delicious, but some analysts expect a giant bust   (kiro7.com) divider line
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513 clicks; posted to Business » on 25 Jan 2022 at 4:35 PM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-25 2:26:56 PM  
I would have thought a new line of gelatin desserts would have been more appropriate.
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2022-01-25 4:37:54 PM  
More proof Dolly just wants us all to be happy.  I know she's getting her cut, but she does pretty good work with her charitable work, so I'm good with it.
 
2022-01-25 4:41:52 PM  
Looks like Duncan Hines ones in Dolly drag.
Those marketing geniuses can't fool me!
 
2022-01-25 4:42:02 PM  
I believe these are all mixes for cupcakes.
 
2022-01-25 4:54:04 PM  

Hawk the Hawk: I believe these are all mixes for cupcakes.


DD cupcakes, to be precise
 
2022-01-25 4:57:32 PM  

FrancoFile: Hawk the Hawk: I believe these are all mixes for cupcakes.

DD cupcakes, to be precise


Those are the ones with sprinkles on top, as narrated by Morgan Freeman?
 
2022-01-25 5:02:42 PM  
obligatory..

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2022-01-25 5:02:54 PM  
Ripe for an endorsement deal?
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2022-01-25 5:07:02 PM  
Southern inspired? She grew up after the world switched to cake mixes, eliminating regional differences on things like cake. The only southern cake is corn bread.
 
2022-01-25 5:12:47 PM  
Just one giant bust?
 
2022-01-25 5:26:42 PM  

Kinan: Ripe for an endorsement deal?
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<CSB>  One time ~25 years ago, I walked by a display that had yellow Sno Balls.  Frank Zappa clearly doesn't approve.
 
2022-01-25 5:29:30 PM  
She's a hospitable gal from the country. So, Dolly Parton's cake mix is somewhat plausible, which is more than I can say for Snoop Dog's branded wine.
 
2022-01-25 5:29:49 PM  
Subby, jokes like that were trite and predictable thirty years ago.

Nothing wrong with going for laughs, but try to change it up a bit and give people some unexpected novelty - take them by surprise.

"Dolly Parton releases line of cake mixes. They may be delicious, but some analysts wonder if there'll ever be any flavors besides Vanilla."
 
2022-01-25 5:32:45 PM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Subby, jokes like that were trite and predictable thirty years ago.

Nothing wrong with going for laughs, but try to change it up a bit and give people some unexpected novelty - take them by surprise.

"Dolly Parton releases line of cake mixes. They may be delicious, but some analysts wonder if there'll ever be any flavors besides Vanilla."



The big question is are they topped with hershey kisses or strawberries.  I'm guessing lighter colored strawberries.
 
2022-01-25 5:39:02 PM  
How many JUGS of MILK is each cake gonna require?
 
2022-01-25 6:24:46 PM  
So I was looking for a list of cakes from the southern states to find one that would assist with a good breast joke but I just ended up staring and salivating at these beauties.

https://www.tasteatlas.com/most-popular-cakes-in-southern-united-states
 
2022-01-25 6:35:06 PM  

buckeyebrain: Kinan: Ripe for an endorsement deal?
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<CSB>  One time ~25 years ago, I walked by a display that had yellow Sno Balls.  Frank Zappa clearly doesn't approve.


Did you see a fur trapper?
 
2022-01-25 7:56:24 PM  

offacue: Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Subby, jokes like that were trite and predictable thirty years ago.

Nothing wrong with going for laughs, but try to change it up a bit and give people some unexpected novelty - take them by surprise.

"Dolly Parton releases line of cake mixes. They may be delicious, but some analysts wonder if there'll ever be any flavors besides Vanilla."


The big question is are they topped with hershey kisses or strawberries.  I'm guessing lighter colored strawberries.


One thing for sure, it'll be a little tart
 
2022-01-25 8:59:14 PM  
Serves 9 to 5 people.
 
2022-01-25 9:43:06 PM  
Though they may not make money
She'll be rich as she can be
With her cake of many colors
You'll get the 'beetus for free
 
2022-01-26 1:28:13 AM  

wildcardjack: The only southern cake is corn bread.


Hummingbird cake.
 
2022-01-26 2:16:11 AM  

wildcardjack: Southern inspired? She grew up after the world switched to cake mixes, eliminating regional differences on things like cake. The only southern cake is corn bread.


What about king cake?

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