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(Kotaku) Weeners "Terrible game. First off, Hitler was known to only have one testicle (nut). However, the game gets this wrong twice. In one scene he has both of his nuts"   (kotaku.com) divider line
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2022-01-25 1:16:43 PM  
I think...its time to step away from the internet a bit
 
2022-01-25 1:20:30 PM  
There's even a song to commemorate this fact.

Hitler, he only has one ball.
Goering has two, but very small
Himmler, has something sim'lar,
And Dr. Goebbels has no balls at all.
Two three four

(And repeat, louder. Preferably while marching)
 
2022-01-25 1:24:36 PM  
Really? The additional nut is what has steam users in a tizzy and not...you know, that there's a Hitler romance game?
 
2022-01-25 2:27:09 PM  

Pocket Ninja: There's even a song to commemorate this fact.

Hitler, he only has one ball.
Goering has two, but very small
Himmler, has something sim'lar,
And Dr. Goebbels has no balls at all.
Two three four

(And repeat, louder. Preferably while marching)


And now, in musical form:

RIP George (NSFW):

George Carlin - Hitler only got one ball
Youtube Z3dSJ5UCv3k
 
2022-01-25 2:35:38 PM  

OldRod: And now, in musical form:

RIP George (NSFW):


I was specifically recalling the scene from the movie version of "A Separate Peace," but George Carlin is much less unpleasant memory.
 
2022-01-25 3:07:24 PM  
Dear Steam,

I like your company, but you seriously need to clean house.
 
2022-01-25 3:08:39 PM  
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2022-01-25 3:08:59 PM  
You mean I missed a chance to Godwin every Lance Armstrong thread? Dammit.
 
2022-01-25 3:09:23 PM  

OldRod: Pocket Ninja: There's even a song to commemorate this fact.

Hitler, he only has one ball.
Goering has two, but very small
Himmler, has something sim'lar,
And Dr. Goebbels has no balls at all.
Two three four

(And repeat, louder. Preferably while marching)

And now, in musical form:

RIP George (NSFW):

[YouTube video: George Carlin - Hitler only got one ball]


Old School
Hitler Has Only Got One Ball
Youtube gqZg36JBBr8
 
2022-01-25 3:10:19 PM  
Of all the myriad ways I've found to waste time on the internet, at least I can definitively say that "counting Hitler's nuts" has never been one of them.
 
2022-01-25 3:10:23 PM  
I would gladly pay for a premium Steam that didn't have this garbage.
 
2022-01-25 3:11:31 PM  
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2022-01-25 3:13:50 PM  

somedude210: Really? The additional nut is what has steam users in a tizzy and not...you know, that there's a Hitler romance game?


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2022-01-25 3:13:54 PM  

LurkerSupreme: Of all the myriad ways I've found to waste time on the internet, at least I can definitively say that "counting Hitler's nuts" has never been one of them.


I mean it apparently wouldn't be very time consuming
 
2022-01-25 3:16:18 PM  
Every time I watch Bridge over the River Kwai I can't not hear the Hitler's got one ball lyrics over the Colonel Bogey March, which is also used as the theme to the film itself.
 
2022-01-25 3:16:27 PM  

Pocket Ninja: There's even a song to commemorate this fact.

Hitler, he only has one ball.
Goering has two, but very small
Himmler, has something sim'lar,
And Dr. Goebbels has no balls at all.
Two three four

(And repeat, louder. Preferably while marching)


The Armstrong and Miller Show | Hitler Has Only Got One Ball
Youtube Y1DWJQkOJew
 
2022-01-25 3:16:30 PM  

Ambitwistor: somedude210: Really? The additional nut is what has steam users in a tizzy and not...you know, that there's a Hitler romance game?

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Off topic: I just finished doing the NY Times Spelling Bee game before checking into this thread, and it's very odd timing to be reading that. I will say no more, on behalf of others who plan to play (or continue playing) today.
 
2022-01-25 3:20:15 PM  
The Armstrong and Miller Show | Best Of The Clumsy Art Historian
Youtube bucgZc0FsBk
 
2022-01-25 3:21:14 PM  
I saw that on the trending chart and got the feeling there was no way it did the fact he was responsible for the genocide of millions justice.  Which seems like another very important detail overlooked.
 
2022-01-25 3:22:06 PM  
But it was a very big ball.

However, Bon Scott's balls were bigger.

Big Balls
Youtube xPlqLHcphyw
 
2022-01-25 3:25:33 PM  
I talk to a guy sometimes that's a notorious "Gift people horrifying games" individual.  He was actually talking about this one, it hit his, "No, not even I'm gonna send that someone." line - he'd only said it about one genre before, that being rape sims.  This one joined those on the, "Not even I'm that big of an asshole" list.
 
2022-01-25 3:26:55 PM  
The critics are overlooking a crucial piece of history: The Nazis invented the prosthetic balls. Neuticles, the pet gonad replacement company was founded by escaped Nazi scientists. (Not all of them could work for NASA). They don't even hide it. Neu is the German word for 'new".

So it's historically accurate for a one-balled Hitler to appear whole.
 
2022-01-25 3:27:19 PM  
"Ostensibly, the game is an isometric-shooter-cum-extremely-adult-visual-novel."

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2022-01-25 3:29:07 PM  
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2022-01-25 3:29:10 PM  
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2022-01-25 3:29:57 PM  

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Curse your NOPE cannon!
 
2022-01-25 3:30:21 PM  
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2022-01-25 3:31:26 PM  
Wake up early
4:30 am
Open Fark
Sex with Hitler got the nuts wrong twice!
Close Fark
That's enough internet for today
 
2022-01-25 3:32:59 PM  
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2022-01-25 3:33:18 PM  
Besides that it's a well documented historic fact that hitler frequently had sex with his german shepherd Blondi. To not include that would make it grossly inaccurate historically speaking.
 
2022-01-25 3:49:09 PM  

Pocket Ninja: There's even a song to commemorate this fact.

Hitler, he only has one ball.
Goering has two, but very small
Himmler, has something sim'lar,
And Dr. Goebbels has no balls at all.
Two three four

(And repeat, louder. Preferably while marching)


Whistle while you work
Hitler was a jerk
Mussolini bit his weenie
Now it doesn't work
 
2022-01-25 3:49:52 PM  
So is this a historical fact?  Honestly, we never discussed it in World War 2 seminars in university.
 
2022-01-25 3:51:14 PM  
WTF why does this exist?
 
2022-01-25 3:52:01 PM  
Pfew. Thank god for that NSFW tag. That was almost an awkward moment at the office...
 
2022-01-25 3:54:17 PM  
Oh I'm so adding a Nope to this thread.
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2022-01-25 3:56:46 PM  

LewDux: Pocket Ninja: There's even a song to commemorate this fact.

Hitler, he only has one ball.
Goering has two, but very small
Himmler, has something sim'lar,
And Dr. Goebbels has no balls at all.
Two three four

(And repeat, louder. Preferably while marching)

[YouTube video: The Armstrong and Miller Show | Hitler Has Only Got One Ball]


Came to post this.

Respect to your funky self. Was mot expecting to be beaten.
 
2022-01-25 3:58:22 PM  
Game designers:  Hey, let's have a game where you get to really fark up Hitler
Game design managers.: Sounds like a good start, but how about you remove the 'up'.
 
2022-01-25 4:00:49 PM  
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2022-01-25 4:01:36 PM  

Super Chronic: LurkerSupreme: Of all the myriad ways I've found to waste time on the internet, at least I can definitively say that "counting Hitler's nuts" has never been one of them.

I mean it apparently wouldn't be very time consuming


Brings a new meaning to the phrase "one and done".
 
2022-01-25 4:03:46 PM  
Looks anime.

Where the fark is the tricky dicky with Hideki Tojo then, or is that planned DLC with ancient Olympic-style nude mud wrestling with Mussolini, queefing on Quisling and getting a dirty Sanchez from Franco?

Seriously Steam, and possibly GoG -- can you move porn, especially the weird anime ones, into a curtained area like old school video stores did with X-rated films? I launched Steam and saw that trending, and wondered if 8chan hijacked the service.
 
2022-01-25 4:06:03 PM  

GhostOfSavageHenry: Besides that it's a well documented historic fact that hitler frequently had sex with his german shepherd Blondi. To not include that would make it grossly inaccurate historically speaking.


As opposed to the alternative of including it and making it grossly accurate...
 
2022-01-25 4:07:50 PM  
Those responsible have been sacked.


With a half-empty sack.
 
2022-01-25 4:12:51 PM  

Practical_Draconian: Looks anime.

Where the fark is the tricky dicky with Hideki Tojo then, or is that planned DLC with ancient Olympic-style nude mud wrestling with Mussolini, queefing on Quisling and getting a dirty Sanchez from Franco?

Seriously Steam, and possibly GoG -- can you move porn, especially the weird anime ones, into a curtained area like old school video stores did with X-rated films? I launched Steam and saw that trending, and wondered if 8chan hijacked the service.


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8chan is like dead dead right?  I've loss track.
 
2022-01-25 4:13:52 PM  
When I saw this yesterday it was 28% off (Blood & Honour https://www.splcenter.org/fighting-hate/extremist-files/group/blood-honour ) to $5.03.

5+3 = 8 = H

88 = HH
HH = Heil Hitler.

Thanks for hosting actual Nazis Steam.
 
2022-01-25 4:15:03 PM  
*clicks preview*

Somehow, I'm not at all suprised it is an H-game.
 
2022-01-25 4:15:21 PM  

Practical_Draconian: Looks anime.

Where the fark is the tricky dicky with Hideki Tojo then, or is that planned DLC with ancient Olympic-style nude mud wrestling with Mussolini, queefing on Quisling and getting a dirty Sanchez from Franco?

Seriously Steam, and possibly GoG -- can you move porn, especially the weird anime ones, into a curtained area like old school video stores did with X-rated films? I launched Steam and saw that trending, and wondered if 8chan hijacked the service.


You do know that you can set your settings so those don't show up on your store page, yes?
 
2022-01-25 4:18:10 PM  

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2022-01-25 4:21:22 PM  
Getting upset over how many testicles Hitler had?  That's a weird hill to die on, but, ok.

/You know who else only had one testicle?
 
2022-01-25 4:23:22 PM  

mononymous: Getting upset over how many testicles Hitler had?  That's a weird hill to die on, but, ok.

/You know who else only had one testicle?


Lance Armstrong?
 
2022-01-25 4:25:34 PM  
hitler the fuherer man,
He lives in a frying pan,
Turned on the heater and burned off his weiner..
hitler the fuhrer man
 
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