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(The Daily Beast)   Someone explain to Mr Clapton that vaccines are a reasonable safety precaution, much like locking the windows on your 53rd floor apartment   (thedailybeast.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Eric Clapton, YouTube interview, 76-year-old musician, United States, Vaccine, Daily Mail, anti-vaxx circles, Real Music Observer  
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2022-01-25 12:14:52 PM  
Heroin is a hell of a drug.
 
2022-01-25 12:23:20 PM  
Someone explain to Mr Clapton that vaccines are a reasonable safety precaution, much like locking the windows on your 53rd floor apartment


Good one, Subs.
 
2022-01-25 12:29:12 PM  
Clapton is odd.
 
2022-01-25 12:36:02 PM  
On the plus side, his son never had to grow up to be embarrassed by his father.
 
2022-01-25 12:44:25 PM  
Oh yeah. I'm going to hell for laughing at that one.
 
2022-01-25 12:46:49 PM  

labman: Oh yeah. I'm going to hell for laughing at that one.


I'll bring the marshmallows.
 
2022-01-25 12:55:07 PM  
I feel that one was harsh.

Deserved perhaps, but harsh
 
2022-01-25 12:55:40 PM  

NewportBarGuy: On the plus side, his son never had to grow up to be embarrassed by his father.


Oh please that kid would be destined to be flying his balcony, hover car from rooftop bar to rooftop bar...doing cocaine, and ordering endangered species sushi. While taping out "GREAT HITS" on his megaPhone App.
 
2022-01-25 1:16:03 PM  
Oooh, too soon.
 
2022-01-25 1:22:50 PM  
I'd still buy a necklace featuring both of his thumbs.
 
2022-01-25 1:51:49 PM  
Maybe stick in your lane Eric and we won't ask Dr. Fauci for tips on playing power chords on the electric guitar.
 
2022-01-25 2:18:54 PM  

labman: Oh yeah. I'm going to hell for laughing at that one.


Just don't park in my parking space.
 
2022-01-25 3:07:10 PM  
Clapton maintains a daily heroin habit for how many years? And had a problem with needles??
 
2022-01-25 3:07:23 PM  
Oof
 
2022-01-25 3:08:26 PM  

optikeye: Clapton is odd.


He's turned into a miserable crank.   Should have done the decent thing and ODed at 27.
 
2022-01-25 3:08:34 PM  
Oof. Damn, subby. I think there ought to be an agreement to leave kids out of this.
 
2022-01-25 3:08:59 PM  
Public needs outrage
*Individual supplies outrage*
Public: OMG THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
 
2022-01-25 3:09:12 PM  
Headline of the year, subby. And it's only January!
 
2022-01-25 3:09:12 PM  
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2022-01-25 3:09:30 PM  

Chariset: Oooh, too soon.


At least wait until the royalties from that touching ode to his neglect start to fall.
 
2022-01-25 3:09:44 PM  
Ah yes, the pseudo-psychology term discredited by the psychology community that only became a thing because some wacko doctor on a podcast said it and since then a bunch of "free-thinkers" regurgitate it like they learned about it on their own.


https://www.cnet.com/news/discredited-mass-formation-psychosis-theory-is-being-used-to-spread-covid-misinformation/
 
2022-01-25 3:09:49 PM  
Shut up and play guitar, rich and out-of-touch old musician. No one cares about your uninformed political views.
 
2022-01-25 3:10:47 PM  

Peki: Oof. Damn, subby. I think there ought to be an agreement to leave kids out of this.


Considering how many kids are sick with Covid because their parents are farking idiots, nah. Fair game.
 
2022-01-25 3:11:05 PM  
Someone--all of us--needs to stop buying this shiathead's records.
 
2022-01-25 3:11:38 PM  
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2022-01-25 3:11:50 PM  

Peki: Oof. Damn, subby. I think there ought to be an agreement to leave kids out of this.


How many children have lost parents or grandparents because of asshole anti vaxxers like Clapton?
 
2022-01-25 3:12:03 PM  
Eric Clapton is a piece of shiat racist and misogynist and can fark right off with his anti-vaxx bullshiat.
 
2022-01-25 3:12:25 PM  

Fissile: optikeye: Clapton is odd.

He's turned into a miserable crank.   Should have done the decent thing and ODed at 27.


Didn't Stevie Ray Vaughn take his place in that fateful chopper crash?
 
2022-01-25 3:14:51 PM  
Wow. I never though he'd be afraid of something in a needle. The irony.
 
2022-01-25 3:14:57 PM  
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The dog is correct...
 
2022-01-25 3:15:04 PM  

Gubbo: I feel that one was harsh.

Deserved perhaps, but harsh


He is doing his best to kill people. Harsh humor is better than the least he deserves
 
2022-01-25 3:15:09 PM  

Peki: Oof. Damn, subby. I think there ought to be an agreement to leave kids out of this.


No.
 
2022-01-25 3:15:25 PM  
I used to like Clapton, seen him twice in concert, He's just a deranged, selfish old man at this point.
 
2022-01-25 3:15:44 PM  

Peki: Oof. Damn, subby. I think there ought to be an agreement to leave kids out of this.


What pissed me off more than anything was that he made money off of that stupid song. If he had done it for childrens charities I might have felt a modicum of sympathy for him.
 
2022-01-25 3:15:49 PM  
JFC, Eric and Curt Schilling should just get a room.

/Preferably padded
 
2022-01-25 3:16:51 PM  
Someone explain to Mr Clapton that vaccines are a reasonable safety precaution, much like locking the windows on your 53rd floor apartment

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2022-01-25 3:17:47 PM  
Eric,
Your music sucks and your opinions are bioterrorism. Your copyrights deserve to be invalidated.
 
2022-01-25 3:17:51 PM  

whidbey: Someone--all of us--needs to stop buying this shiathead's records.


The last Clapton album I bought was on cassette.
 
2022-01-25 3:17:54 PM  
Van Morrison too? Yeah he can fark himself as well.
 
2022-01-25 3:18:11 PM  
Yea always take my scientific/medical advise from a musician 

Does he go to a proctologist to get his teeth checked?
 
2022-01-25 3:19:20 PM  
If Clapton is God, why couldn't he have stopped his child from falling out the window ?
 
2022-01-25 3:19:23 PM  
Stupid people have taken their smart people envy to its natural end point, simply assuming that the people smarter than them are brainwashed.

These are the red pill people that realized they're still dumb, went to black pill - still dumb, and now this. The world stubbornly refuses to acquiesce to their stupidity, so it's obviously a globe spanning conspiracy that only they can see.
 
2022-01-25 3:19:38 PM  

KodosZardoz: Van Morrison too? Yeah he can fark himself as well.


Pretty much.  If I buy anything of his, it's on vinyl and used.
 
2022-01-25 3:19:47 PM  

Kitty2.0: Peki: Oof. Damn, subby. I think there ought to be an agreement to leave kids out of this.

Considering how many kids are sick with Covid because their parents are farking idiots, nah. Fair game.


Yeah but no parent deserves to watch their kid die because of covid, because it involves the kid suffering through no fault of their own.

I draw the line at enjoying a child's suffering, even if it's at the hands of parental negligence.
 
2022-01-25 3:20:27 PM  
 
2022-01-25 3:20:30 PM  

mrwhippy: Yea always take my scientific/medical advise from a musician 

Does he go to a proctologist to get his teeth checked?


In his case that actually may be necessary.
 
2022-01-25 3:21:44 PM  

Peki: Kitty2.0: Peki: Oof. Damn, subby. I think there ought to be an agreement to leave kids out of this.

Considering how many kids are sick with Covid because their parents are farking idiots, nah. Fair game.

Yeah but no parent deserves to watch their kid die because of covid, because it involves the kid suffering through no fault of their own.

I draw the line at enjoying a child's suffering, even if it's at the hands of parental negligence.


Agreed.  Throw this turd out a window, but leave the kids out of it.
 
2022-01-25 3:22:49 PM  
You look deathly ill tonight.
 
2022-01-25 3:22:58 PM  

KodosZardoz: Wow. I never though he'd be afraid of something in a needle. The irony.


Actually, that probably explains a lot, though I don't hear Jeff Beck going off the deep end.
 
2022-01-25 3:23:43 PM  
I like his music and it doesn't bother me too much that he's an idiot. I once watched an interview with Steve Winwood; that farker couldn't string 3 words together that belonged together. Love his music too.

I like Tom Cruise movies even though he seems to be a nut, and possibly a nut in the closet. I'm still re-watching all of the MI movies because they're farking awesome.

These are celebrities people; they are not fountains of knowledge and just because they can play an instrument, or sing, or act doesn't mean that you should be looking to them for life advice. Just enjoy how well they do their jobs and if you want to hear inspiring advice - look for that somewhere else.
 
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