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(Daily Star)   It's that time of year again in Florida, plummeting temperatures are causing iguanas to fall from the sky (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
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2022-01-25 11:51:41 AM  
Interesting until they're in your neighborhood eating your plants and shiatting on everything.
 
2022-01-25 1:08:03 PM  
It ain't the cold!  They're pretennin to die of the Covidronas to make Gubernor Desentius lokk dumb,
 
2022-01-25 1:12:00 PM  
The good folks of Florida are well versed in the scourge of reptile dysfunction.
 
2022-01-25 1:12:21 PM  
They should pay a bounty to anyone who shoots them in the head and brings them in. They're a dirty invasive species that is screwing up the ecosystem, not as much as the pythons, but quite a bit.
 
2022-01-25 1:16:49 PM  
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Iguana is the chicken of the trees.  You can bake it, roast it , grill it, braise it, fry it, stew it.  There's Iguana steaks, Iguana Chops, Iguana kebabs, Iguana etouffe, stuffed Iguana, Iguana mole, Iguana cakes, iguana fritters, blackened iguana, chicken fried iguana, Iguana casserole, iguana gumbo, frozen iguana surprise - that's when it falls out of the tree and hits you on the head.  That's a joke - Iguana salad, iguana paté, iguana curry, iguana lasagna.  Then there's orange iguana, lemon iguana, coconut iguana, iguana with corn, iguana with mushrooms, iguana with banana, mango iguana, guava iguana, iguana with black bean sauce, general tso's iguana.... and that's about all of the things you can do with iguana.
 
2022-01-25 1:18:21 PM  
Sooo... free pet iguanas, right? Not for me, but people do like them as pets. Has there been a Florida Man story yet about someone gathering them up and trying to sell them out of the trunk of their car? Google tells me a basic iguana can go from 15-35 with others up to 600.
 
2022-01-25 1:19:05 PM  
It's not really the cold.
Them Iguanas be sedated.  They been smoking marijuana.
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2022-01-25 1:20:50 PM  

Wobambo: Sooo... free pet iguanas, right? Not for me, but people do like them as pets. Has there been a Florida Man story yet about someone gathering them up and trying to sell them out of the trunk of their car? Google tells me a basic iguana can go from 15-35 with others up to 600.


Makes sense. You have to wear a condom with the basic iguanas.
 
2022-01-25 1:20:51 PM  
Falling Iguana is the brand name I use to sell my crop during freeze years. Looks great on the end of a crate.
 
2022-01-25 1:20:57 PM  
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2022-01-25 1:21:18 PM  
Iguana?


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/cmoniguanalaya?
 
2022-01-25 1:23:19 PM  
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When this thaws I'm biting a Canuckian snowbird right in the ass!
 
2022-01-25 1:28:24 PM  
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2022-01-25 1:35:39 PM  

Wobambo: Sooo... free pet iguanas, right? Not for me, but people do like them as pets. Has there been a Florida Man story yet about someone gathering them up and trying to sell them out of the trunk of their car? Google tells me a basic iguana can go from 15-35 with others up to 600.


They also are damn good as food. They taste like chicken and they're much leaner. Also same for the Lion fish they're really juicy and sweet flesh makes for a great stir fry with garlic and sesame oil.
 
2022-01-25 1:38:26 PM  
Raining Iguanas is the name of my Nortec synth band
 
2022-01-25 1:43:02 PM  
Raining iguanas is the name of my new iguana powered catapult system.
 
2022-01-25 1:46:21 PM  

TypoFlyspray: It ain't the cold!  They're pretennin to die of the Covidronas to make Gubernor Desentius lokk dumb,


From what I've seen, he doesn't need any help.
 
2022-01-25 1:47:32 PM  
Reigning Iguanas is the name of my Florida government replacement proposal.
 
2022-01-25 1:53:18 PM  
Fire up the wood chipper before they wake up.
 
2022-01-25 1:53:32 PM  
Drop iguanas. Northern hemisphere relative of the Aussie drop bear?
 
2022-01-25 1:53:52 PM  

TypoFlyspray: [miro.medium.com image 347x195]
Iguana is the chicken of the trees.  You can bake it, roast it , grill it, braise it, fry it, stew it.  There's Iguana steaks, Iguana Chops, Iguana kebabs, Iguana etouffe, stuffed Iguana, Iguana mole, Iguana cakes, iguana fritters, blackened iguana, chicken fried iguana, Iguana casserole, iguana gumbo, frozen iguana surprise - that's when it falls out of the tree and hits you on the head.  That's a joke - Iguana salad, iguana paté, iguana curry, iguana lasagna.  Then there's orange iguana, lemon iguana, coconut iguana, iguana with corn, iguana with mushrooms, iguana with banana, mango iguana, guava iguana, iguana with black bean sauce, general tso's iguana.... and that's about all of the things you can do with iguana.


I'm having iguana eggs sausage and iguana.
 
2022-01-25 1:58:42 PM  

alice_600: Wobambo: Sooo... free pet iguanas, right? Not for me, but people do like them as pets. Has there been a Florida Man story yet about someone gathering them up and trying to sell them out of the trunk of their car? Google tells me a basic iguana can go from 15-35 with others up to 600.

They also are damn good as food. They taste like chicken and they're much leaner. Also same for the Lion fish they're really juicy and sweet flesh makes for a great stir fry with garlic and sesame oil.


Seriously:
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2022-01-25 1:59:59 PM  
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"But I don't like iguana!"
 
2022-01-25 2:00:13 PM  
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2022-01-25 2:03:14 PM  

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Yeah, that's not iguana.
 
2022-01-25 2:04:41 PM  
"FREE IGUANA --------->"
 
2022-01-25 2:06:46 PM  
TypoFlyspray:Seriously: [Save Florida -Eat an Iguana]

I will take that into consideration. I'm definitely not above it given the right time, space, and starvation levels. I just want to know what is up with that glandular bulb in the throat region, Is that a delicacy?
 
2022-01-25 2:08:12 PM  
Iguana Falls is the name of my Appalachian themed tropical resort.
 
2022-01-25 2:13:44 PM  

berylman: TypoFlyspray:Seriously: [Save Florida -Eat an Iguana]

I will take that into consideration. I'm definitely not above it given the right time, space, and starvation levels. I just want to know what is up with that glandular bulb in the throat region, Is that a delicacy?


I believe that's it's ear.
 
2022-01-25 2:13:57 PM  

berylman: TypoFlyspray:Seriously: [Save Florida -Eat an Iguana]

I will take that into consideration. I'm definitely not above it given the right time, space, and starvation levels. I just want to know what is up with that glandular bulb in the throat region, Is that a delicacy?


It's the on/off button.
 
2022-01-25 2:22:04 PM  

alice_600: Wobambo: Sooo... free pet iguanas, right? Not for me, but people do like them as pets. Has there been a Florida Man story yet about someone gathering them up and trying to sell them out of the trunk of their car? Google tells me a basic iguana can go from 15-35 with others up to 600.

They also are damn good as food. They taste like chicken and they're much leaner. Also same for the Lion fish they're really juicy and sweet flesh makes for a great stir fry with garlic and sesame oil.


I'm with you on the iguanas but lionfish is a hard sell.  Really difficult to clean and there's so many better alternatives out there.  I've spearfished them a few times and wound up just leaving them.
 
2022-01-25 2:24:05 PM  

Cewley: Interesting until they're in your neighborhood eating your plants and shiatting on everything.


Iguanas or Florida-Mans?
 
2022-01-25 2:26:21 PM  

OkieDookie: Cewley: Interesting until they're in your neighborhood eating your plants and shiatting on everything.

Iguanas or Florida-Mans?


Porque no los dos?
 
2022-01-25 2:32:49 PM  
 
2022-01-25 2:37:40 PM  
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2022-01-25 2:39:51 PM  
Can you train them to steal shiny stuff?
 
2022-01-25 2:42:22 PM  
I know why, Iguanas falling from the sky
It's the weather
When cold blood and temps get together
lizards falling, all of the time
 
2022-01-25 2:43:42 PM  

Salmon: Can you train them to steal shiny stuff?


Try training Florida folks *not* to be shiny robbing bastards
 
2022-01-25 3:06:50 PM  

FLMountainMan: alice_600: Wobambo: Sooo... free pet iguanas, right? Not for me, but people do like them as pets. Has there been a Florida Man story yet about someone gathering them up and trying to sell them out of the trunk of their car? Google tells me a basic iguana can go from 15-35 with others up to 600.

They also are damn good as food. They taste like chicken and they're much leaner. Also same for the Lion fish they're really juicy and sweet flesh makes for a great stir fry with garlic and sesame oil.

I'm with you on the iguanas but lionfish is a hard sell.  Really difficult to clean and there's so many better alternatives out there.  I've spearfished them a few times and wound up just leaving them.


Counter point, lion fish are tasty.  I mean you do need to clip their quills, so you need to make sure your tools are sharp so that you do not look like some a hole senator trying to torture a vigilante in his basement or something.
 
2022-01-25 3:18:37 PM  

winedrinkingman: FLMountainMan: alice_600: Wobambo: Sooo... free pet iguanas, right? Not for me, but people do like them as pets. Has there been a Florida Man story yet about someone gathering them up and trying to sell them out of the trunk of their car? Google tells me a basic iguana can go from 15-35 with others up to 600.

They also are damn good as food. They taste like chicken and they're much leaner. Also same for the Lion fish they're really juicy and sweet flesh makes for a great stir fry with garlic and sesame oil.

I'm with you on the iguanas but lionfish is a hard sell.  Really difficult to clean and there's so many better alternatives out there.  I've spearfished them a few times and wound up just leaving them.

Counter point, lion fish are tasty.  I mean you do need to clip their quills, so you need to make sure your tools are sharp so that you do not look like some a hole senator trying to torture a vigilante in his basement or something.


keep going....
 
2022-01-25 3:45:32 PM  
They's just playin' Possum.

If you ever see someone dragging an Iguana playing Possum around by a rope, don't bother to ask them "Why?".

The only proper response to that question is "Have you ever tried to push an Iguana playing Possum, with a rope?"

Remember, it's Florida.
 
2022-01-25 4:09:44 PM  
Ghost lizards innnnnnnn
The skyyyyyyyy
 
2022-01-25 5:13:22 PM  

whatsupchuck: The good folks of Florida are well versed in the scourge of reptile dysfunction.


Oh, yes. They voted Reptilicans into office. Governor Ron "DeathSentence" is dysfunctional as all hell, and I understand he wants to run for President. I'd say "can't be worse than Trump" but, he's probably got two functioning braincells so, he's possibly twice as dangerous.
 
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