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6412 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Jan 2022 at 11:30 AM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-25 11:15:34 AM  
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2022-01-25 11:32:45 AM  
59 minutes?  Does it become illegal after 1 hour or something?
 
2022-01-25 11:32:59 AM  
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2022-01-25 11:33:28 AM  
59 minutes? Oddly specific.
 
2022-01-25 11:34:01 AM  
Tiny breast? Just one?
 
2022-01-25 11:34:58 AM  
tiny breast and thick legs

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2022-01-25 11:35:03 AM  
Good afternoon tiny breast and thick legs!

/can somebody tell me why im doing this?
 
2022-01-25 11:35:27 AM  
No word on how many eye brows are required.
 
2022-01-25 11:35:33 AM  

WhackingDay: 59 minutes? Oddly specific.


That's when the  plain white van arrives and whisks her away forever.
 
2022-01-25 11:36:13 AM  
This does not mention clothing but a very specific 59 mins.
 
2022-01-25 11:36:31 AM  

Madison_Smiled: Tiny breast? Just one?


The other one can be huge. They want her name tag to say Biggie Smalls
 
2022-01-25 11:37:21 AM  

Madison_Smiled: Tiny breast? Just one?


They don't have enough roses or diamonds for one hour.
 
2022-01-25 11:37:28 AM  

Madison_Smiled: Tiny breast? Just one?


(o)(O)
 
2022-01-25 11:37:30 AM  
$100+ an hour sounds sweet.

At least it isn't for exposure.
 
2022-01-25 11:37:54 AM  
Big breast need not apply. They are way below my standar
 
2022-01-25 11:38:28 AM  
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2022-01-25 11:39:54 AM  
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2022-01-25 11:40:03 AM  
This is a message to activate a devilish plan.  1859 86th St is an innocuous door but it has 6 security cameras covering it.
 
2022-01-25 11:41:04 AM  
Where the application will be filled out:

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2022-01-25 11:41:13 AM  
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Sorry tall dark & scrawny blonde, the casting call was very clear.
 
2022-01-25 11:41:37 AM  

Madison_Smiled: Tiny breast? Just one?


Words that end in '-st' are no longer pluralized with an additional 's'.  The plural is the same as the singular.  Didn't you get the memo?  Simply NOBODY adds an 's' to an '-st' word anymore.
 
2022-01-25 11:42:23 AM  
@girlinabasement

Why does this feel like she's recruiting someone to join her there after the 59 minutes are up?
 
2022-01-25 11:42:25 AM  

TheGreatGazoo: $100+ an hour sounds sweet.

At least it isn't for exposure.


Some sort of exposure seems inevitable with this...
 
2022-01-25 11:43:11 AM  
I think Riley Reid can fit this into her schedule...
 
2022-01-25 11:43:11 AM  
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2022-01-25 11:43:14 AM  

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So much ^^^^This.
 
2022-01-25 11:43:28 AM  

chewd: Good afternoon tiny breast and thick legs!

/can somebody tell me why im doing this?


I have to assume chicken is somehow involved.
 
2022-01-25 11:44:17 AM  
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2022-01-25 11:44:30 AM  

Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen: Madison_Smiled: Tiny breast? Just one?

(o)(O)


(o)(O)
 
2022-01-25 11:44:53 AM  
You wanna get sex trafficked cuz this is how you get sex trafficked
 
2022-01-25 11:45:42 AM  

Madison_Smiled: Tiny breast? Just one?


They're looking to hire a Demonette of Slaanesh.
 
2022-01-25 11:45:46 AM  
By way of illustration, the old theatrical voice practice phrase "He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts" is now "He thrust his fist against the post and still insist he sees the ghost".

Clear as mud?
 
2022-01-25 11:46:00 AM  

chewd: Good afternoon tiny breast and thick legs!

/can somebody tell me why im doing this?


For chartity, like the tweet says!
 
2022-01-25 11:46:56 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Madison_Smiled: Tiny breast? Just one?

Words that end in '-st' are no longer pluralized with an additional 's'.  The plural is the same as the singular.  Didn't you get the memo?  Simply NOBODY adds an 's' to an '-st' word anymore.


"Breastases."
 
2022-01-25 11:47:09 AM  
Does it HAVE to be a female? I have both tiny breasts and thick legs....
 
2022-01-25 11:48:29 AM  
Seems legit.
 
2022-01-25 11:49:01 AM  
"Tuition Scholarship Chartity"

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2022-01-25 11:49:45 AM  
I wish you assholes would stop trying to blow up my spot.
 
2022-01-25 11:50:03 AM  
They want one breast and it's for a chartity... so they want someone who's had a breast burned off?
 
2022-01-25 11:50:24 AM  
Please come and stand at door of my not at all suspicious and completely real charity event with tiny breast and thick legs. Your safetyness guaranteed, handcuffs are only for protection.
 
2022-01-25 11:50:30 AM  
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"Make it $108 and you have a deal"?

wtf
 
2022-01-25 11:50:51 AM  

Thunderboy: chewd: Good afternoon tiny breast and thick legs!

/can somebody tell me why im doing this?

For chartity, like the tweet says!


And if Charity isn't dancing that day, it's for Destenie or EmeralDD
 
2022-01-25 11:53:38 AM  

OldRod: They want one breast and it's for a chartity... so they want someone who's had a breast burned off?


No, just looking for Scythian Amazons.
 
2022-01-25 11:54:11 AM  
Only one breast, please.
 
2022-01-25 11:55:13 AM  
Tuition Scholarship Chartity: The Chartity for people who can't spell good and want to do other things good too.
 
2022-01-25 11:55:22 AM  
It seems many are reading chartity as charity.

Hmm.  Could be char titty, a hint that she prefers a woman of color, as titties will be examined during the interview process as described in the offer.

59 minutes is to avoid some law about hiring a person for an hour.
 
2022-01-25 11:55:30 AM  
Are we sure they aren't ordering lunch?
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2022-01-25 11:57:10 AM  
Sorry, I don't speak Craigslist
 
2022-01-25 11:58:53 AM  
tiny breast and thick legs

Google Image Search does not fail.
 
2022-01-25 12:00:21 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: tiny breast and thick legs

Google Image Search does not fail.


Enjoy your upcoming meeting with HR!
 
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