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2022-01-25 9:52:33 AM  
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This will end well.
 
2022-01-25 9:53:00 AM  
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2022-01-25 9:54:00 AM  
Chuck Berry - Too Much Monkey Business
Youtube 5b2w_nJLuvw
 
2022-01-25 9:59:23 AM  
Trailer full of monkeys?
 
2022-01-25 9:59:45 AM  
Didn't anyone learn from the movie Outbreak?
You don't play with strange monkeys!
 
2022-01-25 10:03:18 AM  

Someone Else's Alt: Trailer full of monkeys?


they're normally stored in barrels.
 
2022-01-25 10:04:36 AM  
She said her has pinkeye and a cough.


OG COVID?
 
2022-01-25 10:05:12 AM  
Have you seen macaque?
 
2022-01-25 10:06:40 AM  
Danville is near Scranton? If by near they mean 75 miles away, ok.
 
2022-01-25 10:11:31 AM  
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2022-01-25 10:13:50 AM  
Clearly she needs to be shaved, sterilized, and destroyed.
 
2022-01-25 10:15:08 AM  
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2022-01-25 10:15:47 AM  
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TWX
2022-01-25 10:17:19 AM  
From what we know of Subby, quite literally everyone is safe, no one needs to see a doctor.

/DNRTFA
 
2022-01-25 10:17:54 AM  
"I walked through their feces so I was very close"

... And guess what can cause Pinkeye in Humans.
 
TWX
2022-01-25 10:18:04 AM  

Herr Flick's Revenge: Didn't anyone learn from the movie Outbreak?
You don't play with strange monkeys!


What if you have twelve of them?
 
2022-01-25 10:18:09 AM  
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2022-01-25 10:20:53 AM  
"Pennsylvania Lab Monkey Escape" is the name of my Fox News Election coverage band
 
2022-01-25 10:21:39 AM  
Why do people have this innate desire to stick things where they don't belong? Never mind.
 
2022-01-25 10:24:11 AM  
All safe here, no one's touched mine in years.
 
2022-01-25 10:27:11 AM  
Don't worry subby... I have no interest in touching your cock, eh?
 
2022-01-25 10:34:53 AM  
Women drivers.
 
2022-01-25 10:40:58 AM  
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2022-01-25 10:43:02 AM  
Does this mean I'm allowed to post pics of macaque?

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2022-01-25 10:44:24 AM  
Never stop to help the lab monkeys.  I realize you love animals, and are a good person, and will stop to help when you see an accident.  But the first question you should have is "does this involve lab monkeys".  If the answer is yes, keep on trucking.
 
2022-01-25 10:44:40 AM  
did anyone make a cock joke yet? lol
 
2022-01-25 10:49:21 AM  
and put her hand in one of the cages

How dumb can you be?
 
2022-01-25 10:55:36 AM  
Yeah, I'm old.  Go away.

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2022-01-25 10:57:38 AM  

edmo: and put her hand in one of the cages

How dumb can you be?


You have clearly answered your own question. THAT dumb. That dumb is how dumb she can be.
 
2022-01-25 10:58:45 AM  
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2022-01-25 11:00:24 AM  

Yellow Beard: Danville is near Scranton? If by near they mean 75 miles away, ok.


it might have been more intriguing if they said "20 miles from Centralia" instead
 
2022-01-25 11:10:01 AM  
It's perfectly fine madam the monkey already had herpes before it bit you however the self driving truck industry is down a hundred auto-pilots.
 
2022-01-25 11:17:54 AM  
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2022-01-25 11:20:49 AM  
Daily Mail?  I now doubt the existence of macaques, labs, and monkey trucks.
 
2022-01-25 11:21:17 AM  
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2022-01-25 11:23:10 AM  
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2022-01-25 11:24:25 AM  
This thread needs more macaque innuendos
 
2022-01-25 11:29:06 AM  

poconojoe: Yellow Beard: Danville is near Scranton? If by near they mean 75 miles away, ok.

it might have been more intriguing if they said "20 miles from Centralia" instead


Hellmouth monkey!
 
2022-01-25 11:29:07 AM  
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January  25 at 8:06 PM•
Aunt come over.
Had ugly face so killed her.
ITCHY
TASTY
 
2022-01-25 11:39:27 AM  
you toucha macaque, you getta cancer AIDS!
 
2022-01-25 11:40:12 AM  

KingOfTown: Does this mean I'm allowed to post pics of macaque?

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You're looking for Grindr.
 
2022-01-25 11:43:25 AM  
Dirty Monkey... Cheeky Monkey
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2022-01-25 11:47:37 AM  

TWX: What if you have twelve of them?



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Are you also divergent, friend?
 
2022-01-25 11:47:48 AM  

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January  25 at 8:06 PM•
Aunt come over.
Had ugly face so killed her.
ITCHY
TASTY


what is this?  did the monkey write this?  is it a parody of failed communication?  was it written by someone whose brain parasite worms hatched weeks ago, and their neo-cortex is half digested, and the whole adventure with the monkeys was incidental?  is English not their first language, or any of their other languages either?  i'm asking because a random pecking at the keypad, or a spill of Scrabble tiles...
i give up, i give up.  go back to grunting and flinging electronic poo.  i'm going to go pretend to read a book while i cry into my cat you illiterate savages.
 
2022-01-25 11:56:17 AM  

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January  25 at 8:06 PM•
Aunt come over.
Had ugly face so killed her.
ITCHY
TASTY

what is this?  did the monkey write this?  is it a parody of failed communication?  was it written by someone whose brain parasite worms hatched weeks ago, and their neo-cortex is half digested, and the whole adventure with the monkeys was incidental?  is English not their first language, or any of their other languages either?  i'm asking because a random pecking at the keypad, or a spill of Scrabble tiles...
i give up, i give up.  go back to grunting and flinging electronic poo.  i'm going to go pretend to read a book while i cry into my cat you illiterate savages.


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2022-01-25 11:57:06 AM  
Lucky they weren't trunk monkeys.
 
2022-01-25 12:02:02 PM  

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2022-01-25 12:04:28 PM  

edmo: and put her hand in one of the cages

How dumb can you be?


If and only if she were genuinely mentally disabled would such behavior be understandable.
 
2022-01-25 12:28:07 PM  

edmo: and put her hand in one of the cages

How dumb can you be?


There are two types of women. Stuck up biatches and those that are dumb enough to touch macaque.
 
2022-01-25 12:31:03 PM  
Why yes dear, the reason that I have herpes is that a monkey hissed at me.  Truly. I'd never lie to you...
 
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