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2022-01-25 8:23:22 AM  
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2022-01-25 8:27:12 AM  
Per CNN, Biden called and apologized for calling him "an obscene name".  Which part of "Dumb SOB" is obscene?
 
2022-01-25 8:28:09 AM  
[singing] Real men of genius

[Narrator voice] Here's to you, WH transcript service guy. Making sure that the official White House archives will have preserved, for the record, that Peter Doocey is a stupid son of a biatch. A fact history should not forget. And thanks to you, will not.

[Singing] Real men of genius
 
2022-01-25 8:30:47 AM  

BizarreMan: Per CNN, Biden called and apologized for calling him "an obscene name".  Which part of "Dumb SOB" is obscene?


Yet they're still waiting for Trump to apologize for *gestures wildly at all his bullshiat*
 
2022-01-25 8:46:28 AM  
lol why though? It's not like Trump or any Republican for that matter would've offered any meaningful apology...
 
2022-01-25 8:47:02 AM  
Biden says what we all were thinking.
 
Boe [OhFark]
2022-01-25 8:47:06 AM  

BizarreMan: Per CNN, Biden called and apologized for calling him "an obscene name".  Which part of "Dumb SOB" is obscene?


I hope it was an "I am sorry if you were offended" apology.
 
2022-01-25 8:47:11 AM  
And Doocy Sr. on Fox & Friends is the biatch.
 
2022-01-25 8:47:37 AM  

nmrsnr: [singing] Real men of genius

[Narrator voice] Here's to you, WH transcript service guy. Making sure that the official White House archives will have preserved, for the record, that Peter Doocey is a stupid son of a biatch. A fact history should not forget. And thanks to you, will not.

[Singing] Real men of genius


that right there.
Brilliant
 
2022-01-25 8:49:20 AM  
Now start calling Manchin and Sinema some choice names they have deserved.
 
2022-01-25 8:49:39 AM  
Biden: "Steve, I'm sorry you're a stupid son of a b*tch."
 
2022-01-25 8:49:56 AM  

Boe: BizarreMan: Per CNN, Biden called and apologized for calling him "an obscene name".  Which part of "Dumb SOB" is obscene?

I hope it was an "I am sorry if you were offended" apology.


Sounded like an apology for the expletive, not the sentiment.
 
2022-01-25 8:50:01 AM  

BizarreMan: Per CNN, Biden called and apologized for calling him "an obscene name".  Which part of "Dumb SOB" is obscene?


"I'm sorry I called you a son of a biatch."
"Thank you, Mr. President. ...wait a minute."
 
2022-01-25 8:50:05 AM  
I'm sure that once they're done clutching their pearls FOX News will be more than happy to use this as proof that "doddering ol' Joe doesn't know what's going on and should be immediately subject to the 25th amendment" and replaced by TFG.
 
2022-01-25 8:50:10 AM  
It's a double win: for accountability but also for accuracy.
 
2022-01-25 8:50:15 AM  
Trump: The press is the enemy of the people
Psychos then go on to shoot up the Baltimore newspaper office, plants bombs at CNN, etc.
FOX News: *crickets*

Doocy Dooceys and asks a stupid question
Biden: What a stupid son of a b*tch
FOX NEWS: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
 
2022-01-25 8:50:37 AM  

BizarreMan: Per CNN, Biden called and apologized for calling him "an obscene name".  Which part of "Dumb SOB" is obscene?


I'm guessing Joe has never actually met Doocy's mom, so it was an unfair thing to say.  Stupid asshole would have been more appropriate.  But credit where credit's due - Stupid son of a b definitely rolls off the tongue better.
 
2022-01-25 8:52:51 AM  
Biden: "I am sorry you feel like I owe you an apology."

That's the best he deserves, because he really is a stupid son of a biatch.
 
2022-01-25 8:52:57 AM  

LL316: BizarreMan: Per CNN, Biden called and apologized for calling him "an obscene name".  Which part of "Dumb SOB" is obscene?

I'm guessing Joe has never actually met Doocy's mom, so it was an unfair thing to say.  Stupid asshole would have been more appropriate.  But credit where credit's due - Stupid son of a b definitely rolls off the tongue better.


As Alphax stated above, Doocy Sr. Is the biatch in question.
 
2022-01-25 8:53:34 AM  

LL316: I'm guessing Joe has never actually met Doocy's mom, so it was an unfair thing to say.


Did you forget who his father is?
 
2022-01-25 8:53:42 AM  
This is a big farking deal!
 
2022-01-25 8:56:58 AM  

BizarreMan: Per CNN, Biden called and apologized for calling him "an obscene name".  Which part of "Dumb SOB" is obscene?


While I don't think he needed to apologize to him, it's the classy thing to do.

In the apparent race to be the worst person ever, it's something we haven't seen anyone in power do much lately.
 
2022-01-25 8:57:08 AM  
Funny, I no longer have any f*cks to give about Fox, TFG, conspiracy theorists, covidiots, etc.

Can I be president now?
 
2022-01-25 8:57:19 AM  
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2022-01-25 8:57:21 AM  
Where's the lie?
 
2022-01-25 8:58:25 AM  

Dog Man: LL316: BizarreMan: Per CNN, Biden called and apologized for calling him "an obscene name".  Which part of "Dumb SOB" is obscene?

I'm guessing Joe has never actually met Doocy's mom, so it was an unfair thing to say.  Stupid asshole would have been more appropriate.  But credit where credit's due - Stupid son of a b definitely rolls off the tongue better.

As Alphax stated above, Doocy Sr. Is the biatch in question.


When Biden learned the insult back in 1867, it was meant as an insult to the mother, never the father.
 
2022-01-25 8:58:58 AM  
Why, does subby think that they should edit the transcript? That isn't going to happen in the Biden admin, that would be a Republican/Trump thing. https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/the-white-house-keeps-editing-its-transcripts-curious-ways-msna1149631
 
2022-01-25 8:59:34 AM  
Too bad for douchey his network and tfg (whom he supports) completely farked the usual professionalism of a presidential press conference. I'm guessing he's missing some of that decorum right about now. LOL
 
2022-01-25 9:01:01 AM  
Royal: I'd hate it if you thought I was an asshole.
Henry: No, I just think you're a kind of a son of a biatch.
Royal: Thanks, that means a lot to me.
 
2022-01-25 9:01:34 AM  
President Joseph Robinette Biden

That's President Joseph ROBINETTE Biden to you!
 
2022-01-25 9:02:02 AM  
Where do the Doocys or Tucker Carlson go to avoid the sheer contempt that vast majority of Americans exude in their general direction. They must live in GQPSnowflake Bubbles somewhere because I know if I saw someone like Tucker or the Doocys just walking around in Public I'd very audibly shame them in front of anyone fortunate enough to hear my primate vocalizations
 
2022-01-25 9:02:40 AM  
I ain't no goddamn son of a biatch.  You better think about it, baby.
 
2022-01-25 9:02:49 AM  

BizarreMan: Per CNN, Biden called and apologized for calling him "an obscene name".  Which part of "Dumb SOB" is obscene?


Now that is 4th dimensional trolling.  It will be timed to match the typical short attention span. Don't make Biden apologize a second time.
 
2022-01-25 9:03:00 AM  

GhostOfSavageHenry: Too bad for douchey his network and tfg (whom he supports) completely farked the usual professionalism of a presidential press conference. I'm guessing he's missing some of that decorum right about now. LOL


Remember the days when reporters and staff were wrestling for the microphone and Sebastian Gorka getting into fights with Playboy columnists on the White House lawn?
 
2022-01-25 9:04:27 AM  

shpritz: LL316: I'm guessing Joe has never actually met Doocy's mom, so it was an unfair thing to say.

Did you forget who his father is?


I did.  Thank you (and Dog Man) for reminding me.
 
2022-01-25 9:04:52 AM  

BizarreMan: Per CNN, Biden called and apologized for calling him "an obscene name".  Which part of "Dumb SOB" is obscene?


Biden doesn't know Duecey's mom. Maybe she's a really nice lady.
 
2022-01-25 9:05:04 AM  

BizarreMan: Per CNN, Biden called and apologized for calling him "an obscene name".  Which part of "Dumb SOB" is obscene?


The implication that the insultee is the progeny of an act of bestiality
 
2022-01-25 9:05:15 AM  
Doocy's head looks like a parade float.
 
2022-01-25 9:06:01 AM  
One thing Trump was very good at was controlling the media.  His constant attacks on the media and numerous crazy comments were always in the headlines, thus taking away focus on real problems.  There is nothing in this statement that will hurt Biden, but the news is all over it like it is the biggest story of the year.  I'm not saying it was an intentional attempt at deflection, but it sure worked.
 
2022-01-25 9:08:00 AM  

BizarreMan: Per CNN, Biden called and apologized for calling him "an obscene name".  Which part of "Dumb SOB" is obscene?


And here I would've just apologized for insulting his mom.


/This is the sole reason I'll never be elected President, I'm sure.
 
2022-01-25 9:08:09 AM  

Rapmaster2000: I ain't no goddamn son of a biatch.  You better think about it, baby.


Counterpoint from the same era:
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2022-01-25 9:10:12 AM  
It must be a real challenge for politicians of either side to not think out loud when reporters are anywhere close by.
 
2022-01-25 9:10:15 AM  
Decorum in our political structure now lies dead at the hands of the democrats, and you farkers cheer for more. What a dark day for the republic. Oh to go go back to those halcyon days of a more genteel time when the president at least conducted himself with a bit of dignity. Shame on all of you.
 
2022-01-25 9:11:54 AM  

Subtonic: Decorum in our political structure now lies dead at the hands of the democrats, and you farkers cheer for more. What a dark day for the republic. Oh to go go back to those halcyon days of a more genteel time when the president at least conducted himself with a bit of dignity. Shame on all of you.


Lyndon Johnson would like a word.

/preferably near the bathroom
 
2022-01-25 9:12:37 AM  
Go Biden. I respect that. In this age of Zoom calls, who here has not forgot their mic was still on?

Also, damn. Sick burn. You got called a "dumb son of a biatch" by the president. Your legacy, your footnote in history will be, "the 46th leader of North America once called him 'a dumb son of a biatch.'"
 
2022-01-25 9:18:32 AM  
A right-wing relative gave me a gift of a cookbook by Steve Doocy.

Strangely, it is NOT titled "To Disserve Man".
 
2022-01-25 9:21:11 AM  
I remember a time when Fark thought that calling reporters names wasn't very Presidential.
 
2022-01-25 9:24:18 AM  

vikingfan73: I remember a time when Fark thought that calling reporters names wasn't very Presidential.


Really? When? Was it mocking a disabled guy for no reason, or threatening their lives? One can't be sure what you actually know.
 
2022-01-25 9:24:19 AM  
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2022-01-25 9:26:55 AM  

Dangl1ng: Go Biden. I respect that. In this age of Zoom calls, who here has not forgot their mic was still on?


He didn't forget his mic was on. And he didn't forget that asshole's "cognitive fitness" question last week.
 
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