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(BBC-US)   Revellers will no longer be able to guess the weight of the big knob or participate in knob darts as Dorset festival is axed for being too popular. With bonus knob facts. Knob   ( divider line
    More: Silly, host of fun knob-themed events, Force, Alexandra Watts, various options, chair of the Dorset Knob, spherical biscuit, knob, committee  
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377 clicks; posted to Food » on 25 Jan 2022 at 9:20 AM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2022-01-25 9:58:43 AM  
Knob. Huh huh huh huh.
2022-01-25 10:52:24 AM  
Meanwhile in Gloucester:
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'Back off, ya knobs. That cheese is mine!!'
2022-01-25 11:01:16 AM  
Just me, or do those look like rolls?
2022-01-25 11:03:26 AM  

- Ya wan-na take a sur-vey?
- Do you eat knobs?
- Would you like to see a new movie starring Thomas Hardy?
- Do you eat knobs with Thomas Hardy?
- Would you like to see Thomas Hardy eating knobs in a movie?
- Do you eat knobs at Thomas Hardy movies?
- Would you like to see Thomas Hardy in a knob-eating movie?
- How many knobs do you eat in a Thomas Hardy knob-eating movie?
- How many knob-eating movies have you seen with Thomas Hardy?
- If you were a knob what kind of knob would you be?
2022-01-25 12:19:05 PM  
I once attended a knob-eating contest that got too big to continue, but it was a pretty small bathroom to be honest.
2022-01-25 1:08:35 PM  
Do they know all the verses to A Wizard's Staff has a Knob on the End?
2022-01-25 1:53:12 PM  
Wobbingpool Constabulary is on the case.

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2022-01-25 2:07:34 PM  
I had nothing to do with this.
2022-01-25 2:21:16 PM  

knobmaker: I had nothing to do with this.

hey, ssshhh, hey now. it's ok, we don't blame you.

/okno we probably blame you at least a little
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