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(Yahoo)   Apparently the reason Kaaron owns da Bears is because he thinks just like their upper brass. Like a f*cking dumbass   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line
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570 clicks; posted to Sports » on 25 Jan 2022 at 5:05 AM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-25 5:28:43 AM  
I mean, the Bears still suck and all, but it sounds like they're trying to hire a GM and coach at the same time as a pair, which makes sense to me.
 
2022-01-25 5:33:12 AM  
Would it be better or worse for the Bears to be owned by a Bronco or a Packer? Assuming the Bronco or Packer in question is also a ridiculous douchebag either way.
 
2022-01-25 5:58:36 AM  
As a Washington fan, I'm jealous that your owner is actually planning to hire a GM.  Our owner won't, not in any traditional sense of the position.
 
2022-01-25 6:10:07 AM  

Warthog: As a Washington fan, I'm jealous that your owner is actually planning to hire a GM.  Our owner won't, not in any traditional sense of the position.


Washington needs to hire a new owner.
 
2022-01-25 6:12:36 AM  

Warthog: As a Washington fan, I'm jealous that your owner is actually planning to hire a GM.  Our owner won't, not in any traditional sense of the position.


Your owner, however, IS an idiotic asshat in every traditional sense of the position.

\sports history is littered with miles and miles of bad owners from sea to shining sea
\\but him? He's special
 
2022-01-25 6:19:31 AM  

FriarReb98: Warthog: As a Washington fan, I'm jealous that your owner is actually planning to hire a GM.  Our owner won't, not in any traditional sense of the position.

Your owner, however, IS an idiotic asshat in every traditional sense of the position.

\sports history is littered with miles and miles of bad owners from sea to shining sea
\\but him? He's special


He has big pumps to fill:
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The elephant brooch is so apropos.
 
2022-01-25 6:19:42 AM  
Oh goody, another "people on Twitter are mad" article. Because nothing helps a desperate writer needing to meet a deadline quite like the internet's version of Letters to the Editor.
 
2022-01-25 6:51:51 AM  
You think it's dumb to act now?  There are about 8 openings.  Do you want to hire the 1st coach or the last one?

/You still have to make the right decision
 
2022-01-25 6:59:36 AM  
Ugh.  Not Dan Quinn.  I live in Atlanta so I got to watch Sean Payton out prepare Coach Bro many times.  That's the Quinn problem.  He's Coach Bro.  Players like him, but he's not Coach Brain.
 
2022-01-25 7:20:51 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Ugh.  Not Dan Quinn.  I live in Atlanta so I got to watch Sean Payton out prepare Coach Bro many times.  That's the Quinn problem.  He's Coach Bro.  Players like him, but he's not Coach Brain.


The Bears need an offensive genius for a coach. Someone who lives an breathes football. Someone would miss their child's birth for football. That's right, Frank Stall,...er,...Adam Gase.
 
2022-01-25 7:33:11 AM  

ghostfacekillahrabbit: Would it be better or worse for the Bears to be owned by a Bronco or a Packer? Assuming the Bronco or Packer in question is also a ridiculous douchebag either way.


San Fran owns BreitBart Starr, so they're owned by a 49er by proxy.
 
2022-01-25 7:34:30 AM  

OkieDookie: Rapmaster2000: Ugh.  Not Dan Quinn.  I live in Atlanta so I got to watch Sean Payton out prepare Coach Bro many times.  That's the Quinn problem.  He's Coach Bro.  Players like him, but he's not Coach Brain.

The Bears need an offensive genius for a coach. Someone who lives an breathes football. Someone would miss their child's birth for football. That's right, Frank Stall,...er,...Adam Gase.


Genius? At this point they need a Coach Only Mildly Special.
 
2022-01-25 8:23:17 AM  
I'm not panicked. I assume they're going to screw up. Again.
 
2022-01-25 8:34:49 AM  

OkieDookie: Rapmaster2000: Ugh.  Not Dan Quinn.  I live in Atlanta so I got to watch Sean Payton out prepare Coach Bro many times.  That's the Quinn problem.  He's Coach Bro.  Players like him, but he's not Coach Brain.

The Bears need an offensive genius for a coach. Someone who lives an breathes football. Someone would miss their child's birth for football. That's right, Frank Stall,...er,...Adam Gase.


The rumor is that Woody Johnson wanted Adam Gase based on that anecdote.  It proved he's a real football guy!

I believe it because Woody Johnson is the one who wanted to bring Tebow to town and when that didn't work he claimed that Tebow was "forced" on him, and he's also known for calling up his coaches and offering advice, but the laziest football bro advice like "You need to pass more."
 
2022-01-25 8:58:34 AM  

OkieDookie: Rapmaster2000: Ugh.  Not Dan Quinn.  I live in Atlanta so I got to watch Sean Payton out prepare Coach Bro many times.  That's the Quinn problem.  He's Coach Bro.  Players like him, but he's not Coach Brain.

The Bears need an offensive genius for a coach. Someone who lives an breathes football. Someone would miss their child's birth for football. That's right, Frank Stall,...er,...Adam Gase.


Uncle Rico is available, and he lives and breathes football. Just never was given a fair chance.
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2022-01-25 7:26:44 PM  
Until someone else buys the Bears team and decides to put people in leadership  positions who don't make the worst of four decisions when it comes to drafting players , negotiating contracts, hiring defensive coordinators who enjoy handing opposing offenses 20 yard cushions for 3rd and fours, offensive coordinators who still think three runs up the middle and a punt will win the game, and, most importantly, trade players with any sort of talent when they want more money to renew a contract, it's going to be a rebuilding decade again.
 
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