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2022-01-24 11:47:34 PM  
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2022-01-24 11:55:24 PM  
They know they're going to be bombarded by porn
 
2022-01-25 12:28:11 AM  
One of Trump's complaints about platforms such as Twitter and Facebook has been...

...that they banned his flabby orange ass
 
2022-01-25 12:54:30 AM  

cretinbob: They know they're going to be bombarded by porn


They're gonna be bombarded by everything that can be thrown at them, and if they can even get it under control they'll still have to deal with their actual user base consisting of radicalized nutjobs and Nazis posting continual death threats against liberals, swastikas, racist memes, and everything else, plus that same user base throwing a shiat fit when they get censored for taking it too far, plus the fact that they'll have to defend against all the hackers attempting to pwn the hell out of the site to dump the user database, server logs, and so on to tie the outrageous posts back to prominent officials and the ringleaders.

Honestly the best thing that could ever happen to the interwebs would be for some rich liberal types to set up a dozen front companies to buy out 4chan/8kun or set up a new internet cesspool for these jerks to congregate on for a couple years with some super vague ToS that allow them to sell every they collect, then after the couple years sell the data for enough to make back their losses to the media to dive into.  Then sell off the assets to yet another front, wipe the site, start over as a new incarnation under new ownership, wash rinse repeat.

Eventually either the nuts stop trusting the interwebs and end up crawl back under their rocks and have to go back to printed newsletters in the mail, or they are all outed and kicked out of polite society and their online history makes them toxic to most employers and the rest who do hire them are too toxic to do more than to barely sustain their business and they all stagnate and die.
 
2022-01-25 1:52:42 AM  

null: cretinbob: They know they're going to be bombarded by porn

They're gonna be bombarded by everything that can be thrown at them, and if they can even get it under control they'll still have to deal with their actual user base consisting of radicalized nutjobs and Nazis posting continual death threats against liberals, swastikas, racist memes, and everything else, plus that same user base throwing a shiat fit when they get censored for taking it too far, plus the fact that they'll have to defend against all the hackers attempting to pwn the hell out of the site to dump the user database, server logs, and so on to tie the outrageous posts back to prominent officials and the ringleaders.

Honestly the best thing that could ever happen to the interwebs would be for some rich liberal types to set up a dozen front companies to buy out 4chan/8kun or set up a new internet cesspool for these jerks to congregate on for a couple years with some super vague ToS that allow them to sell every they collect, then after the couple years sell the data for enough to make back their losses to the media to dive into.  Then sell off the assets to yet another front, wipe the site, start over as a new incarnation under new ownership, wash rinse repeat.

Eventually either the nuts stop trusting the interwebs and end up crawl back under their rocks and have to go back to printed newsletters in the mail, or they are all outed and kicked out of polite society and their online history makes them toxic to most employers and the rest who do hire them are too toxic to do more than to barely sustain their business and they all stagnate and die.


From your mouth to FSM's meatballs.
 
2022-01-25 6:45:36 AM  
Blocking nsfw content?

I don't know where most trumpers work, but if I were posting it white nationalist literature and organising conspiracies to violently overthrow the government it would likely not fall under standard IT use policy.
 
2022-01-25 6:46:29 AM  
goddam his hands are tiny
 
2022-01-25 6:47:21 AM  
Family friendly?  I guess--if you're the Trump family.
 
2022-01-25 6:48:30 AM  

EnzoTheCoder: Family friendly?  I guess--if you're the Trump family.


Organized Crime Family friendly.
 
2022-01-25 6:51:41 AM  
"Family friendly"

From the people who had to make me explain "let's go Brandon" to my curious 2nd grader...
 
2022-01-25 6:51:43 AM  
Don't make any plans with hackers on launch day, they'll be busy.
 
2022-01-25 6:55:27 AM  
null:

Eventually either the nuts stop trusting the interwebs and end up crawl back under their rocks and have to go back to printed newsletters in the mail, or they are all outed and kicked out of polite society and their online history makes them toxic to most employers and the rest who do hire them are too toxic to do more than to barely sustain their business and they all stagnate and die.

Unfortunately, there is an unending supply of nutjobs.  And while not to defend the toxic filth, we kind of need them to remind us of what toxic filth is.  Because if we forget, society will deem the merely annoying and bizarre the next target.
 
2022-01-25 6:56:39 AM  
TFG is already banned from his new website

That's hilarious, can't wait to read about what happened. *reads article*...and the headline was a complete lie.

Boo, subby.
 
2022-01-25 6:57:08 AM  

hotrod2001: "Family friendly"

From the people who had to make me explain "let's go Brandon" to my curious 2nd grader...


From the people who made me explain what a "golden shower" was to my 14 year old daughter. Fark Republicans and their hypocrisy forever.
 
2022-01-25 6:57:56 AM  

cretinbob: They know they're going to be bombarded by porn


And domestic terrorists
 
2022-01-25 7:01:31 AM  

pheed: From the people who made me explain what a "golden shower" was to my 14 year old daughter. Fark Republicans and their hypocrisy forever.


That was the liar Steele and the democrats who parroted the lie. "Someone made up this horrible lie about you. This is clearly your fault!"

Though at 14 kids know what's up. She was probably just trolling you for lulz.
 
2022-01-25 7:06:40 AM  

cretinbob: They know they're going to be bombarded by porn


That is why twitter works.

Twitter without the titties is like scrolling through the Politics Tab.
 
2022-01-25 7:06:48 AM  
That'll go over well, I'm sure. Not that I expect Trump would want to interact with his rabble. Note how he never replied from his Twitter account when it existed. He wants an anti-social network.
 
2022-01-25 7:07:10 AM  

Shaggy_C: Blocking nsfw content?

I don't know where most trumpers work, but if I were posting it white nationalist literature and organising conspiracies to violently overthrow the government it would likely not fall under standard IT use policy.


The AI will be no match for their atrocious spelling.
 
2022-01-25 7:10:22 AM  

null: Honestly the best thing that could ever happen to the interwebs would be for some rich liberal types to set up a dozen front companies to buy out 4chan/8kun or set up a new internet cesspool for these jerks to congregate on for a couple years with some super vague ToS that allow them to sell every they collect, then after the couple years sell the data for enough to make back their losses to the media to dive into.  Then sell off the assets to yet another front, wipe the site, start over as a new incarnation under new ownership, wash rinse repeat.


Uhhh... I kinda think that's what's already happening, except it's rich conservative types grifting their base.
 
2022-01-25 7:10:57 AM  
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2022-01-25 7:12:35 AM  

Sorelian's Ghost: cretinbob: They know they're going to be bombarded by porn

That is why twitter works.

Twitter without the titties is like scrolling through the Politics Tab.


I dunno, the PolTab has a way of attracting the biggest boobs this site has ever seen.

(wait, I think might've misunderstood the point...)
 
2022-01-25 7:17:42 AM  
prediction...

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2022-01-25 7:19:42 AM  
The platform has been advertised as an alternative to Twitter which "encourages an open, free, and honest global conversation without discriminating against political ideology."

Hahahah, yeah, just like any of the previous attempts at right wing twitter clones, they're open to BOTH political ideologies: fascism AND nazism.

Of course, if you veer hard left and suggest that maybe we abide by the results of our last presidential election, backing up your position with evidence-supported fact, you're going to be banned before you can click "Add Comment"
 
2022-01-25 7:19:59 AM  
Devin Nunes the dairy farmer is qualified to be the CEO of a social media platform?

It it farmersonly.com?
 
2022-01-25 7:24:37 AM  
This reminds me of a study I read back in the '90's about the content on Xtian, "family friendly" cable TV networks. Because so much of their filler material was old cowboy movies and war movies, viewers of these conservative networks were shielded from any suggestion of love and affection, but were exposed to more shootings, stabbings, and mass slaughter of the "Other", whether they be Native Americans, Zulus, or Japanese soldiers in WW2, than viewers of the Godless secular TV networks.

Xtians would rather their children grow up to be killers, not lovers.
 
2022-01-25 7:27:22 AM  

Shaggy_C: Blocking nsfw content?

I don't know where most trumpers work, but if I were posting it white nationalist literature and organising conspiracies to violently overthrow the government it would likely not fall under standard IT use policy.


I would think police unions have made it impossible to collect this data.
 
2022-01-25 7:28:14 AM  
Hive will assist Truth Social to banish posts that are sexually explicit and violent, while also purging spam and content which is considered hateful.

So they're planning to censor conservatives?
 
2022-01-25 7:33:14 AM  

Psychopompous: This reminds me of a study I read back in the '90's about the content on Xtian, "family friendly" cable TV networks. Because so much of their filler material was old cowboy movies and war movies, viewers of these conservative networks were shielded from any suggestion of love and affection, but were exposed to more shootings, stabbings, and mass slaughter of the "Other", whether they be Native Americans, Zulus, or Japanese soldiers in WW2, than viewers of the Godless secular TV networks.

Xtians would rather their children grow up to be killers, not lovers.


Pope out front pointing to Jerusalem should have told you that
 
2022-01-25 7:34:22 AM  

Tomoko: TFG is already banned from his new website

That's hilarious, can't wait to read about what happened. *reads article*...and the headline was a complete lie.

Boo, subby.


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2022-01-25 7:34:36 AM  
If people really wanted to undermine Trump's social media platform, there are better ways than just dumping loads of porn on it or some other highly visible tactic. That would be for an organized group create profiles on it, and use more passive aggressive tactics that fly under the censorship software. Start off innocently, posting things that get "likes" and "liking" in order to garner good faith trust among fellow users. Once that is established start tossing in misinformation bombs into group discussions/threads. Nothing major, but just start asking questions that sew seeds of doubt in their ideological agenda and the high profile players. Throw fuel on fires like the feuds between Trump and McConnell or DeSantis, to make the sides more bitter towards each other. Sow the same seeds of dissension among their groups as the right has sowed between the moderates and hard left which the right has sown among the Democrats/left with similar tactics.
 
2022-01-25 7:37:23 AM  
So it'll use words like fark, shiat, biatch, attractive and successful African American, and boobies in place of the real things?
 
2022-01-25 7:42:04 AM  

algman: Psychopompous: This reminds me of a study I read back in the '90's about the content on Xtian, "family friendly" cable TV networks. Because so much of their filler material was old cowboy movies and war movies, viewers of these conservative networks were shielded from any suggestion of love and affection, but were exposed to more shootings, stabbings, and mass slaughter of the "Other", whether they be Native Americans, Zulus, or Japanese soldiers in WW2, than viewers of the Godless secular TV networks.

Xtians would rather their children grow up to be killers, not lovers.

Pope out front pointing to Jerusalem should have told you that


I recommend that everyone read Machiavelli's The Prince, as well as his The Discourses on Livy. Not only was he ahead of his time in terms of Realpolitik, but he illustrates his points with examples from his recent past when the Pope was Commander in Chief of the Church Militant.
 
2022-01-25 7:42:16 AM  
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2022-01-25 7:48:17 AM  
heavymetal: If people really wanted to undermine Trump's social media platform, there are better ways than just dumping loads of porn on it or some other highly visible tactic. That would be for an organized group create profiles on it, and use more passive aggressive tactics that fly under the censorship software. Start off innocently, posting things that get "likes" and "liking" in order to garner good faith trust among fellow users. Once that is established start tossing in misinformation bombs into group discussions/threads. Nothing major, but just start asking questions that sew seeds of doubt in their ideological agenda and the high profile players. Throw fuel on fires like the feuds between Trump and McConnell or DeSantis, to make the sides more bitter towards each other. Sow the same seeds of dissension among their groups as the right has sowed between the moderates and hard left which the right has sown among the Democrats/left with similar tactics.

Sadly (so sadly), this isn't exactly how it is. People are not posting porn as a way to undermine Trumps. The call is coming from inside the house on this one. It is Trumpians themselves who would be posting the pornography, because the libruls won't let them post it on facebook or twitter.
 
2022-01-25 7:54:47 AM  

heavymetal: If people really wanted to undermine Trump's social media platform, there are better ways than just dumping loads of porn on it or some other highly visible tactic. That would be for an organized group create profiles on it, and use more passive aggressive tactics that fly under the censorship software. Start off innocently, posting things that get "likes" and "liking" in order to garner good faith trust among fellow users. Once that is established start tossing in misinformation bombs into group discussions/threads. Nothing major, but just start asking questions that sew seeds of doubt in their ideological agenda and the high profile players. Throw fuel on fires like the feuds between Trump and McConnell or DeSantis, to make the sides more bitter towards each other. Sow the same seeds of dissension among their groups as the right has sowed between the moderates and hard left which the right has sown among the Democrats/left with similar tactics.


Thats already what they do.

Also, while you're doing this, you're making nunez money. fark that.
 
2022-01-25 7:59:00 AM  
nunes...
continuously

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2022-01-25 8:10:45 AM  

flagnut: heavymetal: If people really wanted to undermine Trump's social media platform, there are better ways than just dumping loads of porn on it or some other highly visible tactic. That would be for an organized group create profiles on it, and use more passive aggressive tactics that fly under the censorship software. Start off innocently, posting things that get "likes" and "liking" in order to garner good faith trust among fellow users. Once that is established start tossing in misinformation bombs into group discussions/threads. Nothing major, but just start asking questions that sew seeds of doubt in their ideological agenda and the high profile players. Throw fuel on fires like the feuds between Trump and McConnell or DeSantis, to make the sides more bitter towards each other. Sow the same seeds of dissension among their groups as the right has sowed between the moderates and hard left which the right has sown among the Democrats/left with similar tactics.

Sadly (so sadly), this isn't exactly how it is. People are not posting porn as a way to undermine Trumps. The call is coming from inside the house on this one. It is Trumpians themselves who would be posting the pornography, because the libruls won't let them post it on facebook or twitter.


It is a matter of perspective. To the modern, secular reader, the witchhunter manuals of the Early Modern Period read as Satanic sado-masochistic erotic fanfic, but to Xtians of the time, it was textbook knowledge of critical importance for other Xtians to be made aware of. It just so happened, you could also fap to it, if you were into that sort of thing.
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2022-01-25 8:11:22 AM  
Comments are gold..... "Going to a Trump media platform for Truth is like going to Steve Bannon for beauty products."
 
2022-01-25 8:15:16 AM  

cretinbob: They know they're going to be bombarded by porn


I'll probably set up a fake account and just crosspost everything from the PatriotTakes Twitter account.
I'm curious how long before I'm banned for posting their own tripe.
 
2022-01-25 8:16:11 AM  

Shaggy_C: pheed: From the people who made me explain what a "golden shower" was to my 14 year old daughter. Fark Republicans and their hypocrisy forever.

That was the liar Steele and the democrats who parroted the lie. "Someone made up this horrible lie about you. This is clearly your fault!"


And once again Fark's resident self-proclaimed "I'm not an independent, I'm a Liberal Democrat" checks in with a pro Trump hot-take.
 
2022-01-25 8:19:59 AM  
It'll launch to great fanfare in the parts of MAGA land that can operate connected devices.
It'll immediately have problems including but not limited to its desired users being locked out, floods of satirical left-wing memes. Boobies. Lots of boobies.
It'll crash.
It'll fold.
He'll try again and again until he dies.
 
2022-01-25 8:20:52 AM  

null: cretinbob: They know they're going to be bombarded by porn

They're gonna be bombarded by everything that can be thrown at them, and if they can even get it under control they'll still have to deal with their actual user base consisting of radicalized nutjobs and Nazis posting continual death threats against liberals, swastikas, racist memes, and everything else, plus that same user base throwing a shiat fit when they get censored for taking it too far, plus the fact that they'll have to defend against all the hackers attempting to pwn the hell out of the site to dump the user database, server logs, and so on to tie the outrageous posts back to prominent officials and the ringleaders.

Honestly the best thing that could ever happen to the interwebs would be for some rich liberal types to set up a dozen front companies to buy out 4chan/8kun or set up a new internet cesspool for these jerks to congregate on for a couple years with some super vague ToS that allow them to sell every they collect, then after the couple years sell the data for enough to make back their losses to the media to dive into.  Then sell off the assets to yet another front, wipe the site, start over as a new incarnation under new ownership, wash rinse repeat.

Eventually either the nuts stop trusting the interwebs and end up crawl back under their rocks and have to go back to printed newsletters in the mail, or they are all outed and kicked out of polite society and their online history makes them toxic to most employers and the rest who do hire them are too toxic to do more than to barely sustain their business and they all stagnate and die.


Mythic Quest had an episode which basically followed this premise.
 
2022-01-25 8:30:57 AM  
Gross.
 
2022-01-25 8:45:33 AM  
I love how conservatives twist themselves into pretzels trying to explain how they are somehow going to be any different than every other social media platform that pledges to responsibly monitor and remove objectionable content.

The fact is, at some point your platform has to be hosted by some outside partner. And you have to play nice.
 
2022-01-25 8:48:37 AM  
They're going to blame any porn on Liberal plants and not on people like Trumpkin Carl Paladino

This link is Not Safe For Work

https://wnymedia.net/paladino/
 
2022-01-25 8:49:38 AM  

vernonFL: Devin Nunes the dairy farmer is qualified to be the CEO of a social media platform?

It it farmersonly.com?


Onlyfarmers.com/bovinesofine
 
2022-01-25 8:55:20 AM  
"Truth" is Pravda in the original Russian.

For you youngsters, "Pravda" was the name of the official Soviet Community Party "news" outlet.  Putin must be laughing his balls off.
 
2022-01-25 9:00:46 AM  

hotrod2001: "Family friendly"

From the people who had to make me explain "let's go Brandon" to my curious 2nd grader...


It was "Let go Brandon!". 
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2022-01-25 9:02:03 AM  

pheed: From the people who made me explain what a "golden shower" was to my 14 year old daughter. Fark Republicans and their hypocrisy forever.


username almost checks out
 
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