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(Independent)   "You think you can catch Hunter Biden? You think a guy like that comes this close to getting caught and sticks his head out? If he comes up for anything, it will be to get rid of me. After that... my guess is you'll never hear from him again"   (independent.co.uk) divider line
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2022-01-25 2:19:21 AM  
  Christ, Jr. Is a moron.
 
2022-01-25 2:47:23 AM  
We're not going to war with Russia.

Ukraine may be though.
 
2022-01-25 4:31:56 AM  
Don't worry. Private Trowsersnake will be in here to inform us how Hunter Biden is personally funding cocaine-fueled right wing nazi mobs that Putin has to invade the Ukraine to defend against.
 
2022-01-25 4:55:41 AM  
Ffs,
America got distracted by the war on terror and neglected to install more fast food in Russia.
Pizza Hut Gorbachev TV Spot Commercial :60 International version
Youtube fgm14D1jHUw


Also the clandestine art spigot got shut off, turn that thing back on please.
 
2022-01-25 4:57:38 AM  
Anybody who thinks Hunter Biden or his 76 lapgtops has anything to do with anything related to elections or his father's presidency is a monumental moron who should be slapped in the face multiple times with a large fish and then put in stocks for a week.  People who think it's relevant are complete dickheads.

I can't wait to see which dipsh*t Farker goes first.
 
2022-01-25 4:59:13 AM  
Is this where TFG complains again about people going after other people's children?
 
2022-01-25 5:01:38 AM  
When they first started going after Hunter Biden, I hadn't even heard of him before, and wondered for a while if they'd invented another son of Joe Biden.
 
2022-01-25 5:01:38 AM  
What a stupid son of a biatch

/the biatch is dolt 45
//by his own words
///three slashies, for Jr.'s IQ
 
2022-01-25 5:03:40 AM  
I want to know how many memes of Trumpanzees throwing random Americans out of helicopter Don Jr has on his laptops.

I want to know where he finds these memes and everywhere he's posted them.
 
2022-01-25 5:04:07 AM  
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2022-01-25 5:05:49 AM  
What
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2022-01-25 5:07:48 AM  

make me some tea: We're not going to war with Russia.

Ukraine may be though.


Missed the story about 8,500 US troops being stationed there to help defend the country in the event of invasion, did we?
 
2022-01-25 5:08:11 AM  

The Envoy: Anybody who thinks Hunter Biden or his 76 lapgtops has anything to do with anything related to elections or his father's presidency is a monumental moron who should be slapped in the face multiple times with a large fish and then put in stocks for a week.  People who think it's relevant are complete dickheads.

I can't wait to see which dipsh*t Farker goes first.


Truthfully Half-Scoop is only trying to locate Hunter's old electronic devices so he can chase up any likely coke dealers from the contacts list.

His usual guy isn't picking up since Kimberly tried to pay for an eightball with lapdances.
 
2022-01-25 5:10:19 AM  
Some say he is Turkish. Some say his father was Biden. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody worked for him, but to hear Trump tell it, everyone worked for him.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2022-01-25 5:11:26 AM  

nakmuay: [Fark user image 617x821]


I don't think I understand what this image is trying to communicate.
 
2022-01-25 5:11:59 AM  

make me some tea: We're not going to war with Russia.

Ukraine may be though.


US is part of NATO. If Russia decides to invade a NATO ally, we're kinda required to step in and help...since, yanno, treaties and shiat.
 
2022-01-25 5:12:35 AM  

433: nakmuay: [Fark user image 617x821]

I don't think I understand what this image is trying to communicate.


that basically sums up anything Jr.'s ever said.
 
2022-01-25 5:12:51 AM  

Kit Fister: make me some tea: We're not going to war with Russia.

Ukraine may be though.

US is part of NATO. If Russia decides to invade a NATO ally, we're kinda required to step in and help...since, yanno, treaties and shiat.


That doesn't mean we'd be able to summon the political will to do it
 
2022-01-25 5:13:14 AM  
"Will it ultimately be Hunter's lucrative and shady AF business dealings"

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That dude is high AF.
 
2022-01-25 5:13:18 AM  
What a shiatbird.
 
2022-01-25 5:14:05 AM  

make me some tea: We're not going to war with Russia.

Ukraine may be though.


I wouldn't be amazed if we are at war with Russia soon
 
433 [TotalFark]
2022-01-25 5:16:13 AM  

Kit Fister: that basically sums up anything Jr.'s ever said.


I want to quote you and give you extra credit for making a very funny funny.  lol, good one!
 
2022-01-25 5:25:10 AM  

The Envoy: Anybody who thinks Hunter Biden or his 76 lapgtops has anything to do with anything related to elections or his father's presidency is a monumental moron who should be slapped in the face multiple times with a large fish and then put in stocks for a week.  People who think it's relevant are complete dickheads.

I can't wait to see which dipsh*t Farker goes first.


76 laptops.
1776.
zomg. 😧
 
2022-01-25 5:26:49 AM  

qorkfiend: Kit Fister: make me some tea: We're not going to war with Russia.

Ukraine may be though.

US is part of NATO. If Russia decides to invade a NATO ally, we're kinda required to step in and help...since, yanno, treaties and shiat.

That doesn't mean we'd be able to summon the political will to do it


Tell all the idiots:
Vladimir Putin already incinerates American and European cheeses. He's a threat to mayonnaise!

Nevermind the political science talk about preserving democracy or human rights, you'll get tuned out. Hammer on Putin being a cheese destroying weirdo.

White People Love Cheese | The Boondocks | adult swim classics
Youtube Z3yNEeBKMZI
 
2022-01-25 5:47:32 AM  
Lmao still at all this Ukraine shiat, still. Didn't we threaten global nuclear war to keep the USSR from positioning weapons in an adjacent country? Why wouldn't a similar response happen if Ukraine was joining "the Alliance to fark russia"?

fark russia, but this sort of threat has been as reliable as Israel's bullshiat " we'll bomb Iran anytime we feel like they risk gaining parity with us"
 
2022-01-25 6:00:41 AM  

Kit Fister: make me some tea: We're not going to war with Russia.

Ukraine may be though.

US is part of NATO. If Russia decides to invade a NATO ally, we're kinda required to step in and help...since, yanno, treaties and shiat.


You know Ukraine isn't in NATO, yeah? So the US has no obligations unless some missiles fly off course into Poland or Latvia or some other country that's actually in NATO.

The potential for Ukraine to join NATO is half of what the current brouhaha is about. The other half is pooty-poot wanting to assert his dominance and needing circuses to distract his populace since they're quickly running out of bread.

Honestly I don't know why NATO has to be so expansive. Next they'll be inviting African and South American countries to join who, like former Soviet satellites, are nowhere near the North Atlantic and were never involved with one another to the level that any NATO member states were prior to the mass inclusion of most of Eastern Europe in the past 20ish years. They should really do something different, a sort of European Common Defense League or whatever, where the various European countries can have their own little group without riling up Pooty-poot as much and also without obligating the USA and Canada into cleaning up any of their messes (nor vice versa).
 
2022-01-25 6:06:53 AM  
From Spark Notes:

Napoleon, aided by Squealer, uses Snowball as a scapegoat, which means that when something goes wrong, he blames Snowball. As Snowball is not present, Snowball can't defend himself and reveal falsehoods in the accusations, essentially creating a situation in which all of Napoleon's statements regarding Snowball are simply accepted as truth. This tactic means that Napoleon does not need to take responsibility for mistakes and misdeeds, and it also allows him to continue to receive the animals' support and respect even when calamity occurs, as when the windmill collapses. Further, by casting Snowball in the role of the enemy, Napoleon ensures that his rival will never be able to return to the farm and challenge his leadership.
 
2022-01-25 6:10:41 AM  

Mugato: Christ, Jr. Is a moron.


I didn't think he had kids before he was crucified.
 
2022-01-25 6:12:24 AM  
He's just terrified of what putin may do to him and daddy if they're not sufficiently supportive.
 
2022-01-25 6:14:39 AM  

Smoking GNU: make me some tea: We're not going to war with Russia.

Ukraine may be though.

Missed the story about 8,500 US troops being stationed there to help defend the country in the event of invasion, did we?


They aren't deploying to Ukraine. They aren't deploying yet at all, just being put on higher alert status. And if they are deployed, they are going to NATO countries in Eastern Europe. Most likely, the three Baltic countries or Poland.
 
2022-01-25 6:17:38 AM  
He's so incredibly stupid, and was he crying in that picture?
 
2022-01-25 6:23:37 AM  

Kit Fister: make me some tea: We're not going to war with Russia.

Ukraine may be though.

US is part of NATO. If Russia decides to invade a NATO ally, we're kinda required to step in and help...since, yanno, treaties and shiat.


Nope. We don't have to do shiat.

Though we have gone to war for far less.
 
2022-01-25 6:27:13 AM  
Ukraine isn't even close to meeting NATO requirements btw...

I still want to see tactical nuclear tipped hellfire missiles on Apaches though.
 
2022-01-25 6:35:44 AM  
Jr. is just pissed because he believes Hunter has a better coke dealer.
 
2022-01-25 6:53:29 AM  

ferrarious: make me some tea: We're not going to war with Russia.

Ukraine may be though.

I wouldn't be amazed if we are at war with Russia soon


Russia has been at war with us for quite some time, we have just been pretending it isn't happening.
 
2022-01-25 6:56:07 AM  

Smoking GNU: make me some tea: We're not going to war with Russia.

Ukraine may be though.

Missed the story about 8,500 US troops being stationed there to help defend the country in the event of invasion, did we?


Troops not going to Ukraine. That was made clear
 
2022-01-25 6:56:40 AM  
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"I have never spoken to my son about his overseas business dealings,"
 
2022-01-25 6:58:14 AM  

White_Scarf_Syndrome: Kit Fister: make me some tea: We're not going to war with Russia.

Ukraine may be though.

US is part of NATO. If Russia decides to invade a NATO ally, we're kinda required to step in and help...since, yanno, treaties and shiat.

Nope. We don't have to do shiat.

Though we have gone to war for far less.


And if we don't uphold the NATO obligations, NATO ceases to exist completely.

That said, Ukraine is not a NATO country. It's a NATO ally. That difference means a lot.
 
2022-01-25 7:01:23 AM  

LeoffDaGrate: Jr. is just pissed because he believes Hunter has a better coke dealer.


Someone should introduce Don Jr to Andy Dick.
 
2022-01-25 7:02:42 AM  

Shaggy_C: [nypost.com image 850x566]

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"I have never spoken to my son about his overseas business dealings,"


OMG he's in a picture with his son!  IMPEACH!
 
2022-01-25 7:12:34 AM  

Shaggy_C: [nypost.com image 850x566]

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"I have never spoken to my son about his overseas business dealings,"


considering who someone else hung around with and did dealings with and absolutely was best friends with, including russian dictators and pedophiles, I'd assume you'd be fine with something this light.

Unless....you're a hypocrite?
 
2022-01-25 7:14:33 AM  

hardinparamedic: White_Scarf_Syndrome: Kit Fister: make me some tea: We're not going to war with Russia.

Ukraine may be though.

US is part of NATO. If Russia decides to invade a NATO ally, we're kinda required to step in and help...since, yanno, treaties and shiat.

Nope. We don't have to do shiat.

Though we have gone to war for far less.

And if we don't uphold the NATO obligations, NATO ceases to exist completely.

That said, Ukraine is not a NATO country. It's a NATO ally. That difference means a lot.


But there was a treaty that said that is and friends would come to Ukraine's aid if they would just get rid of those nukes.

If politicians just ignore these agreements then no agreements are worth the paper they are written on.

Which is of course what Putin wants.
 
2022-01-25 7:15:10 AM  

goodncold: hardinparamedic: White_Scarf_Syndrome: Kit Fister: make me some tea: We're not going to war with Russia.

Ukraine may be though.

US is part of NATO. If Russia decides to invade a NATO ally, we're kinda required to step in and help...since, yanno, treaties and shiat.

Nope. We don't have to do shiat.

Though we have gone to war for far less.

And if we don't uphold the NATO obligations, NATO ceases to exist completely.

That said, Ukraine is not a NATO country. It's a NATO ally. That difference means a lot.

But there was a treaty that said that is and friends would come to Ukraine's aid if they would just get rid of those nukes.

If politicians just ignore these agreements then no agreements are worth the paper they are written on.

Which is of course what Putin wants.


Is = US.
 
2022-01-25 7:15:39 AM  

goodncold: hardinparamedic: White_Scarf_Syndrome: Kit Fister: make me some tea: We're not going to war with Russia.

Ukraine may be though.

US is part of NATO. If Russia decides to invade a NATO ally, we're kinda required to step in and help...since, yanno, treaties and shiat.

Nope. We don't have to do shiat.

Though we have gone to war for far less.

And if we don't uphold the NATO obligations, NATO ceases to exist completely.

That said, Ukraine is not a NATO country. It's a NATO ally. That difference means a lot.

But there was a treaty that said that is and friends would come to Ukraine's aid if they would just get rid of those nukes.

If politicians just ignore these agreements then no agreements are worth the paper they are written on.

Which is of course what Putin wants.


The agreement with Ukraine isn't a treaty
 
2022-01-25 7:17:59 AM  

You Are All Sheep: considering who someone else hung around with and did dealings with and absolutely was best friends with, including russian dictators and pedophiles, I'd assume you'd be fine with something this light.

Unless....you're a hypocrite?


Whatabout this
whatabout that
dropping bsabs
to distract, distract, distract.
 
2022-01-25 7:18:07 AM  

The Envoy: Anybody who thinks Hunter Biden or his 76 lapgtops has anything to do with anything related to elections or his father's presidency is a monumental moron who should be slapped in the face multiple times with a large fish and then put in stocks for a week.  People who think it's relevant are complete dickheads.

I can't wait to see which dipsh*t Farker goes first.


I have a derpy right-wing Q-adjacent boss at my work.
Three other coworkers and myself have been printing up "properly of Hunter Biden" labels and putting them on all the work laptops.

It makes the day go quicker.
 
2022-01-25 7:20:58 AM  

Great_Milenko: Shaggy_C: [nypost.com image 850x566]

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"I have never spoken to my son about his overseas business dealings,"

OMG he's in a picture with his son!  IMPEACH!


His son...and? His son....and?

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...his son's business partners while he was still VP.
 
2022-01-25 7:22:15 AM  

qorkfiend: goodncold: hardinparamedic: White_Scarf_Syndrome: Kit Fister: make me some tea: We're not going to war with Russia.

Ukraine may be though.

US is part of NATO. If Russia decides to invade a NATO ally, we're kinda required to step in and help...since, yanno, treaties and shiat.

Nope. We don't have to do shiat.

Though we have gone to war for far less.

And if we don't uphold the NATO obligations, NATO ceases to exist completely.

That said, Ukraine is not a NATO country. It's a NATO ally. That difference means a lot.

But there was a treaty that said that is and friends would come to Ukraine's aid if they would just get rid of those nukes.

If politicians just ignore these agreements then no agreements are worth the paper they are written on.

Which is of course what Putin wants.

The agreement with Ukraine isn't a treaty


On December 5, 1994 the leaders of Ukraine, Russia, Britain and the United States signed a memorandum to provide Ukraine with security assurances in connection with its accession to the NPT as a non-nuclear weapon state.

I'll let you google the rest.

At the end of the day you either stick by your word or you become untrusted and lose your influence (again desired outcome for Putin).  Look what happened with trump.  The world basically decided to always hedge their bets and assume that the US was going to Fark them over.  No one could trust what that idiot said.
 
2022-01-25 7:23:23 AM  

goodncold: qorkfiend: goodncold: hardinparamedic: White_Scarf_Syndrome: Kit Fister: make me some tea: We're not going to war with Russia.

Ukraine may be though.

US is part of NATO. If Russia decides to invade a NATO ally, we're kinda required to step in and help...since, yanno, treaties and shiat.

Nope. We don't have to do shiat.

Though we have gone to war for far less.

And if we don't uphold the NATO obligations, NATO ceases to exist completely.

That said, Ukraine is not a NATO country. It's a NATO ally. That difference means a lot.

But there was a treaty that said that is and friends would come to Ukraine's aid if they would just get rid of those nukes.

If politicians just ignore these agreements then no agreements are worth the paper they are written on.

Which is of course what Putin wants.

The agreement with Ukraine isn't a treaty

On December 5, 1994 the leaders of Ukraine, Russia, Britain and the United States signed a memorandum to provide Ukraine with security assurances in connection with its accession to the NPT as a non-nuclear weapon state.

I'll let you google the rest.

At the end of the day you either stick by your word or you become untrusted and lose your influence (again desired outcome for Putin).  Look what happened with trump.  The world basically decided to always hedge their bets and assume that the US was going to Fark them over.  No one could trust what that idiot said.


"On December 5, 1994 the leaders of Ukraine, Russia, Britain and the United States signed a memorandum to provide Ukraine with security assurances"

I'll let you Google what "memorandum" means.
 
2022-01-25 7:23:48 AM  
What, did he find out about this from another laptop?
 
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