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(Fox 56 Lexington)   Man robs a homeowner, steals gun and medication. Then contacts the homeowners on social media to say that he's coming back to shoot them. Police waiting at the home have other ideas   (foxlexington.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Crime, Errich Schmidt, Richmond Police Department, Early Friday morning, Firearm, two-hour negotiation Schmidt, social media, Constable  
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2022-01-24 8:16:20 PM  
Schmidt was said to have fired the gun inside the home before stealing some medication and fleeing the scene.

Oh, let's just kill him. I've had a day in court before and after spending the whole day waiting for my case to come up, the most horrific one on the docket was some kind of hearing for three people looking for opiods who had been arrested, were in jail, but hadn't gone to trial yet. It might have been a bail hearing. They broke into a man's house because there was a wheelchair ramp in front of his house, so in their brilliance they surmised he would have painkillers.

He was actually paralyzed from the waist down from a farm accident and had been for ten years. When he explained he didn't have painkillers, they shot him in the foot with something powerful enough that it had to be amputated. I guess the upside is that he didn't feel it, but still.

When the judge asked one of the three why they shot a paralyzed man, he said "we though he was lying so we called him on it. We didn't mean it, we wanted drugs." I've never wanted to openly charge someone in court, especially since that was my only time there, but holy crap I would have gladly beat that kid to death if I thought I could get away with it.
 
2022-01-24 8:55:26 PM  
I guess the medication wasn't that good.
 
2022-01-24 9:54:43 PM  
Well, he seems to be a man of his word...

What a dumbass.
 
2022-01-24 11:49:36 PM  
Sounds like they all knew each other and are idiots....
 
2022-01-24 11:50:00 PM  
That boy's half a bubble short of plumb.
 
2022-01-24 11:56:11 PM  

Walker: I guess the medication wasn't that good.


Birth control pills. They were right next to the Oxy. Next time stop for a second and read the label idiot. Also, NEVER, NEVER,NEVER go back to the scene of the crime.
 
2022-01-25 12:04:22 AM  

daffy: Walker: I guess the medication wasn't that good.

Birth control pills. They were right next to the Oxy. Next time stop for a second and read the label idiot. Also, NEVER, NEVER,NEVER go back to the scene of the crime.


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2022-01-25 12:10:00 AM  
"Give me your gun!"
'No'
"I have a knife!"
'Ok.'
 
2022-01-25 12:24:13 AM  

Walker: I guess the medication wasn't that good.

.
> Schmidt was arrested and charged with:
Theft of legend drug 1st offense


Legend drugs are prescription drugs but not controlled drugs. For example Viagra.

Maybe Schmidt, who is quite short, was feeling on the big side which is why he came back.
 
2022-01-25 12:38:34 AM  

Lsherm: When the judge asked one of the three why they shot a paralyzed man, he said "we though he was lying so we called him on it. We didn't mean it, we wanted drugs." I've never wanted to openly charge someone in court, especially since that was my only time there, but holy crap I would have gladly beat that kid to death if I thought I could get away with it.


On the plus side, he blabbed his fat mouth so they're gonna get convicted.
 
2022-01-25 12:43:10 AM  

Lsherm: When the judge asked one of the three why they shot a paralyzed man, he said "we though he was lying so we called him on it. We didn't mean it, we wanted drugs." I've never wanted to openly charge someone in court, especially since that was my only time there, but holy crap I would have gladly beat that kid to death if I thought I could get away with it.


Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them.
 
2022-01-25 1:00:41 AM  

HairBolus: Walker: I guess the medication wasn't that good.
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> Schmidt was arrested and charged with:
Theft of legend drug 1st offense

Legend drugs are prescription drugs but not controlled drugs. For example Viagra.

Maybe Schmidt, who is quite short, was feeling on the big side which is why he came back.


That sounds like it's a flaccid charge. What length of a sentence does a man get for that? Do they have to do any hard time?
 
2022-01-25 1:04:10 AM  

The Irresponsible Captain: daffy: Walker: I guess the medication wasn't that good.

Birth control pills. They were right next to the Oxy. Next time stop for a second and read the label idiot. Also, NEVER, NEVER,NEVER go back to the scene of the crime.

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Great episode.
 
2022-01-25 6:24:39 AM  

daffy: Walker: I guess the medication wasn't that good.

Birth control pills. They were right next to the Oxy. Next time stop for a second and read the label idiot. Also, NEVER, NEVER,NEVER go back to the scene of the crime.


Oxytocin, oxycontin, same thing right?

/Yes, thieves actually have made this mix-up before
 
2022-01-25 6:57:52 AM  
When you rob someone, make sure you get their phone number?


/rob me maybe?
 
2022-01-25 8:48:11 AM  

Prof. Frink: daffy: Walker: I guess the medication wasn't that good.

Birth control pills. They were right next to the Oxy. Next time stop for a second and read the label idiot. Also, NEVER, NEVER,NEVER go back to the scene of the crime.

Oxytocin, oxycontin, same thing right?

/Yes, thieves actually have made this mix-up before


We should start an internet rumor about Oxyclean and then sit back to enjoy the fun.

It's often high-larious how stupid robbers can be. The guys who tried to rob the used music equipment store up the street from me back in the early 90's were still loading speakers and such into the back of their truck when the Cops showed up, something like 10 minutes after the first 911 call was made.
 
2022-01-25 8:50:23 AM  
Just got away with armed robbery. Think I'll go back and get more...

/enjoy your decade in prison, dumbass
 
2022-01-25 2:31:38 PM  

Prof. Frink: daffy: Walker: I guess the medication wasn't that good.

Birth control pills. They were right next to the Oxy. Next time stop for a second and read the label idiot. Also, NEVER, NEVER,NEVER go back to the scene of the crime.

Oxytocin, oxycontin, same thing right?

/Yes, thieves actually have made this mix-up before


Does not shock me. I always have to explain to people that I am not on Oxycontin. They all look at me like I'm a drug addict.
 
2022-01-25 9:54:19 PM  

daffy: Prof. Frink: daffy: Walker: I guess the medication wasn't that good.

Birth control pills. They were right next to the Oxy. Next time stop for a second and read the label idiot. Also, NEVER, NEVER,NEVER go back to the scene of the crime.

Oxytocin, oxycontin, same thing right?

/Yes, thieves actually have made this mix-up before

Does not shock me. I always have to explain to people that I am not on Oxycontin. They all look at me like I'm a drug addict.


The market for oxycontin seems to be expanding without limit, but with oxytocin there's going to be a contraction.
 
2022-01-25 11:16:41 PM  

Prof. Frink: daffy: Prof. Frink: daffy: Walker: I guess the medication wasn't that good.

Birth control pills. They were right next to the Oxy. Next time stop for a second and read the label idiot. Also, NEVER, NEVER,NEVER go back to the scene of the crime.

Oxytocin, oxycontin, same thing right?

/Yes, thieves actually have made this mix-up before

Does not shock me. I always have to explain to people that I am not on Oxycontin. They all look at me like I'm a drug addict.

The market for oxycontin seems to be expanding without limit, but with oxytocin there's going to be a contraction.


BUDUMPUMP!
 
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