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(Some Gimpy Guy)   Make sure to look at the pictures of these jailhouse hotels before you make reservations. They earn a Spiffy tag for the vanilla "Arrest me officer" fuzzy pink handcuff tourists, but an Ironic tag from the dungeons and zipper mask crowd   (loveexploring.com) divider line
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2952 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Jan 2022 at 9:25 PM (28 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-24 9:30:13 PM  
12 votes:
Room service would not open the door and let me out, zero stars.
 
2022-01-24 9:32:10 PM  
12 votes:
The problem with staying in a prison in Slovenia is that they take away your belt, your shoelaces and your vowels.
 
2022-01-24 8:04:30 PM  
8 votes:
They're nice, but no Riker's Island.

/Hit me.
 
2022-01-24 10:18:11 PM  
5 votes:

EnzoTheCoder: They're nice, but no Riker's Island.

/Hit me.


I'm a sadist, so... No.
 
2022-01-24 10:06:57 PM  
4 votes:

El_Dan: Room service would not open the door and let me out, zero stars.


For extra authenticity, special orders are transported to your room in some guy's ass.
 
2022-01-24 9:49:53 PM  
3 votes:
It's part of a Penn Jillette libertarian fantasy he shared on his radio show. After they legalize all the drugs, you're going to have a lot of empty jails. Rip out most of the doors and turn them into shelters for the unhoused.
 
2022-01-25 2:41:54 AM  
2 votes:

Walker: I'd stay in one. I like staying in unique places, not cookie cutter chain hotels.


https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/51165983?guests=1&adults=1

the lovely ms b-d stayed here last fall. just south of mt st helens in washington.

he tried to recreate the jupitor 2 from lost in space.

his wife must be very tolerant
 
2022-01-24 11:05:03 PM  
1 vote:
The "OWK" (wikipedia link) seemed to be a nice hotel for the "dungeons and zipper mask crowd". Too bad they closed.
 
2022-01-25 7:48:58 AM  
1 vote:

EnzoTheCoder: They're nice, but no Riker's Island.



On Thursday night they serve a wicked pepper steak. It can't be as bad as the cabbage rolls at the Terre Haute Federal Pen. Or that oatmeal at the Cook County slammer.
 
2022-01-25 10:17:17 AM  
1 vote:

Prof. Frink: El_Dan: Room service would not open the door and let me out, zero stars.

For extra authenticity, special orders are transported to your room in some guy's ass.


I'd order the turducken just to see someone try to deliver that.
 
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