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(Some Gimpy Guy)   Make sure to look at the pictures of these jailhouse hotels before you make reservations. They earn a Spiffy tag for the vanilla "Arrest me officer" fuzzy pink handcuff tourists, but an Ironic tag from the dungeons and zipper mask crowd   (loveexploring.com) divider line
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2022-01-24 9:02:50 PM  
3 votes:
I'd stay in one. I like staying in unique places, not cookie cutter chain hotels.
 
2022-01-24 10:18:20 PM  
3 votes:
Just don't drop the soap in any of them.
 
2022-01-24 9:38:03 PM  
2 votes:
The Liberty Hotel in Boston looks amazing.

Couldn't find rates on their website other than pets are $100 a day though so I suspect I can't afford humans.
 
2022-01-25 10:17:17 AM  
2 votes:

Prof. Frink: El_Dan: Room service would not open the door and let me out, zero stars.

For extra authenticity, special orders are transported to your room in some guy's ass.


I'd order the turducken just to see someone try to deliver that.
 
2022-01-24 9:38:11 PM  
1 vote:
I've stayed at the Liberty in Boston, it was nice. Some of these others... I'm not sure I'd be interested.
 
2022-01-24 10:18:11 PM  
1 vote:

EnzoTheCoder: They're nice, but no Riker's Island.

/Hit me.


I'm a sadist, so... No.
 
2022-01-24 10:45:05 PM  
1 vote:

wildcardjack: It's part of a Penn Jillette libertarian fantasy he shared on his radio show. After they legalize all the drugs, you're going to have a lot of empty jails. Rip out most of the doors and turn them into shelters for the unhoused.


He must have forgotten that they are run by the governments and helping poor people is not what they are in the business of doing
 
2022-01-24 11:04:17 PM  
1 vote:
Don't drop the complimentary soap.
 
2022-01-24 11:05:03 PM  
1 vote:
The "OWK" (wikipedia link) seemed to be a nice hotel for the "dungeons and zipper mask crowd". Too bad they closed.
 
2022-01-25 1:06:47 AM  
1 vote:
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Only if this is the guard.
 
2022-01-25 1:15:40 AM  
1 vote:
Decades ago when I was in Scouts, our troop did a whole go to Ottawa for a week and taking in all the sites. We stayed at the hostel in this article. It was cozy enough. 6 people to a cell with a bunk and a locker. The common areas were clean if spartan. You did have to walk past the gallows to get to the bathroom on the floor we were staying on though, so kinda creepy if you had to take a wee at midnight.
 
2022-01-25 7:48:58 AM  
1 vote:

EnzoTheCoder: They're nice, but no Riker's Island.



On Thursday night they serve a wicked pepper steak. It can't be as bad as the cabbage rolls at the Terre Haute Federal Pen. Or that oatmeal at the Cook County slammer.
 
2022-01-25 3:40:33 PM  
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MBooda: EnzoTheCoder: They're nice, but no Riker's Island.


On Thursday night they serve a wicked pepper steak. It can't be as bad as the cabbage rolls at the Terre Haute Federal Pen. Or that oatmeal at the Cook County slammer.


Ah, a fellow well-cultured farker. Such a great film.

/Currently working on a Blues Brothers RPG adventure for an upcoming convention
 
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