El_Dan: Room service would not open the door and let me out, zero stars.
EnzoTheCoder: They're nice, but no Riker's Island./Hit me.
wildcardjack: It's part of a Penn Jillette libertarian fantasy he shared on his radio show. After they legalize all the drugs, you're going to have a lot of empty jails. Rip out most of the doors and turn them into shelters for the unhoused.
RatMaster999: [Fark user image 850x478]I see this place at work every day. The former Portsmouth Naval Prison. I would love to be able to do something like this with it and save the building. Sadly, it sits empty and unused because of all the asbestos in the place. There have been groups which have looked at rehabbing it, but gave up due the costs of having to clean up the site. As well as the limited accessibility, due to being on an island which is home to a repair facility for nuclear subs.
Walker: I'd stay in one. I like staying in unique places, not cookie cutter chain hotels.
EnzoTheCoder: They're nice, but no Riker's Island.
Prof. Frink: El_Dan: Room service would not open the door and let me out, zero stars.For extra authenticity, special orders are transported to your room in some guy's ass.
MBooda: EnzoTheCoder: They're nice, but no Riker's Island.On Thursday night they serve a wicked pepper steak. It can't be as bad as the cabbage rolls at the Terre Haute Federal Pen. Or that oatmeal at the Cook County slammer.
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