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(Political Flare)   Matt Gaetz starts screaming about the investigation into his sex-trafficking charges and this is NOT how an innocent man acts. Starts ~1:10   (politicalflare.com) divider line
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4881 clicks; posted to Politics » on 24 Jan 2022 at 5:48 PM (17 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-24 4:12:43 PM  
Yeah, he scared.
 
2022-01-24 4:20:15 PM  
If it weren't a ploy to gaslight, I'd say those be the deluded ravings of a madman. Lock him up!
 
2022-01-24 4:49:32 PM  
I don't think they know what hoax means
 
2022-01-24 5:24:13 PM  
I wonder what it is he is afraid of investigators discovering.
 
2022-01-24 5:34:59 PM  
He's up for reelection this this year.  How much longer can the DOJ wait?  Hoping it's at least another twelve months. LOL.
 
2022-01-24 5:44:42 PM  

no1curr: If it weren't a ploy to gaslight, I'd say those be the deluded ravings of a madman. Lock him up!


That's why it's called jailbait, Congressman Matt.
 
2022-01-24 5:45:38 PM  
Man, it must suck to live with that particular Sword of Damocles hanging over him. Hope they let him stew in his own juices for a bit longer. Maybe he can ask Vlad for an apartment in Vladivostok?
 
2022-01-24 5:47:31 PM  
I imagine he's been shiatting bricks the last couple of weeks since his ex girlfriend got immunity and testified to the grand jury in Florida
 
2022-01-24 5:50:17 PM  
I'm not a violent person, but he has such a punchable face.
 
2022-01-24 5:50:21 PM  
Oh he farking farked
 
2022-01-24 5:51:45 PM  
There are people who will go out of their way to physically appear as a giant asshole.  Gaetz is one of them.
 
2022-01-24 5:52:34 PM  
Yeesh, he really hit the gas pedal on that one.
 
2022-01-24 5:52:48 PM  
Wow two guys just chatting it up while destroying our country. Both of these scumbags should be rotting in GITMO.
 
2022-01-24 5:53:25 PM  
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2022-01-24 5:54:38 PM  
Joel Greenberg did some bad stuff and now that he's been caught, he will do whatever he can to reduce his sentence. That includes throwing Gaetz under the bus and then backing it up a few times to make sure he really got him. I have no problem with that.
 
2022-01-24 5:55:12 PM  

EnzoTheCoder: He's up for reelection this this year.  How much longer can the DOJ wait?  Hoping it's at least another twelve months. LOL.


He mentioned he was going to be leaving after this term.  So.... I don't think he's gonna run again
 
2022-01-24 5:55:23 PM  
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2022-01-24 5:56:09 PM  
I read sharts ~1:10
 
2022-01-24 5:56:25 PM  
I don't know. Seems pretty typical rapepublican behavior to me.
 
2022-01-24 5:56:45 PM  

GanjSmokr: I'm not a violent person, but he has such a punchable face.


I, too, am pledged to the methods of peace, love, listening, tolerance, compassion.

But I think restricting oneself to a punch is ... subhuman. I say we kick the mfker's nose through his ears
 
2022-01-24 5:56:56 PM  
He just proved the "Russian hoax" was anything but. If he's trying to tie innocence to the "hoax", he's basically admitting to his crimes.
 
2022-01-24 5:56:59 PM  

west.la.lawyer: I don't think they know what hoax means


Neither do his constituents.

Scary part: If he's not on trial soon he, Jordan, MTG will hold a vast majority of congressional power.

This is NOT funny
 
2022-01-24 5:57:37 PM  
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/also knows as "accountability"
//His uppance will come.
 
2022-01-24 5:57:53 PM  
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Lol.

I like to wear my human skin outside, in disguise
I contort my body into something that you'd like
Have to sew my innards up, stitch 'em tight, I'm so shy



/Feel paranoid Gaspedo, you're far more insane than I.
 
2022-01-24 5:58:33 PM  
Well, there was no "screaming", but there was a whole lot of squirming and bullshiat, as usual.  Why would someone try and frame you for sex trafficking, Gaetz?  You aren't that important, you just think you are and you've farked yourself.
 
2022-01-24 5:58:39 PM  

dkulprit: EnzoTheCoder: He's up for reelection this this year.  How much longer can the DOJ wait?  Hoping it's at least another twelve months. LOL.

He mentioned he was going to be leaving after this term.  So.... I don't think he's gonna run again


Meh, good.  Let him finish out his term.  I can wait.
 
2022-01-24 5:58:42 PM  
Last republican who did this got a Supreme Court seat.
 
2022-01-24 5:59:13 PM  

SuburbanCowboy: Wow two guys just chatting it up while destroying our country. Both of these scumbags should be rotting in GITMO.


You'd think, but we are long past the point of believing GITMO is for threats to the USA.
 
2022-01-24 5:59:50 PM  
No Matt.  The deep state did not dangle underage girls and cocaine in your face.  You are just a douche bag from Florida who fundraisers off right wing rubes.
 
2022-01-24 6:01:13 PM  
Pampered, protected, rich drunken asshole is finding out the real world has edges beyond his daddy's influence.

I hope he gets at least 20 years for trafficking, the piece of garbage.
 
2022-01-24 6:02:58 PM  
IIRC, his ex just stroke some sort of deal with the feds so there is a possibility he might actually Find Out.

I guess we'll see.
 
2022-01-24 6:03:05 PM  
"It won't be like the days of Paul Ryan, and Trey Gowdy where the republicans lose their spine and go limp-wristed...."

What is that Matt? In front of Bannon's audience so you need to throw some homophobic stereotypes in there?
 
2022-01-24 6:03:14 PM  
I seriously hope something comes out of this investigation, that dickbag needs to pay the piper.
 
2022-01-24 6:04:14 PM  

EnzoTheCoder: He's up for reelection this this year.  How much longer can the DOJ wait?  Hoping it's at least another twelve months. LOL.


They subpoenaed one of the underaged prostitutes he most frequently raped and gave her an immunity deal that I assume covers at least the prostitution angle.

Charges are likely... fairly imminent.  Letting the public know that your key witness is secured means the grand jury is going to be formed rather soon.
 
2022-01-24 6:06:03 PM  

Jim_Callahan: EnzoTheCoder: He's up for reelection this this year.  How much longer can the DOJ wait?  Hoping it's at least another twelve months. LOL.

They subpoenaed one of the underaged prostitutes he most frequently raped and gave her an immunity deal that I assume covers at least the prostitution angle.

Charges are likely... fairly imminent.  Letting the public know that your key witness is secured means the grand jury is going to be formed rather soon.


I'm more interested in hearing from the girl he eloped with last year. It certainly sounds like he did it to avoid requiring your spouse to testify.
 
2022-01-24 6:06:48 PM  

Rattlesnake Rattles Me: zez: Hi guys, what's going on in this thread?

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Tasteless, but if you're comparing it to someone actually farking a minor, that's messed up.


Remember when a Democratic senator having taken a posed crass photograph (because the 20 year old walking hormones in the US army are otherwise well known for their high brow humor) was cause for him to be summarily politically lynched?

Then again... the alternative was that the GQP would have installed a literal actual pedophile in the US senate.
 
2022-01-24 6:06:59 PM  

killershark: Joel Greenberg did some bad stuff and now that he's been caught, he will do whatever he can to reduce his sentence. That includes throwing Gaetz under the bus and then backing it up a few times to make sure he really got him. I have no problem with that.


Ever single person in the GOP will sell out everyone else to save themselves, it's in their nature to do so. I keep waiting for that house of cards to collapse as they all rush to the door to sell each other out. The Cabal only works as long as it's either small, or kept loyal.
 
2022-01-24 6:08:02 PM  
Anyone that refers to themselves as a firebrand is a douche.

And that screen grab makes him look like a sex doll.
 
2022-01-24 6:09:20 PM  
Ugh. Yay, I guess? Just numb at this point. He getting arrested or what?
 
2022-01-24 6:13:01 PM  
I can't even watch that guy, he's the most unattractive man, makes my skin crawl.
 
2022-01-24 6:13:09 PM  
The very end:

... when we seize power.

Lots of little slip ups lately. He didn't say win elections. That is what unscripted anger does to you.
 
2022-01-24 6:13:43 PM  
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Try not to take your "cutouts" across state lines next time you molest them, Beavis.
 
2022-01-24 6:15:23 PM  

hubiestubert: Man, it must suck to live with that particular Sword of Damocles hanging over him. Hope they let him stew in his own juices for a bit longer. Maybe he can ask Vlad for an apartment in Vladivostok?


It can't be helping his blood pressure. It sure looks like it is getting to him mentally. He mad.
 
2022-01-24 6:16:25 PM  
Um,as of yet, he's free and clear.   Not holding my breath
 
2022-01-24 6:18:29 PM  

dkulprit: EnzoTheCoder: He's up for reelection this this year.  How much longer can the DOJ wait?  Hoping it's at least another twelve months. LOL.

He mentioned he was going to be leaving after this term.  So.... I don't think he's gonna run again


I dunno. His last words were "when we seize power." It wasn't win elections so he may not have to run again.
 
2022-01-24 6:19:36 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: I wonder what it is he is afraid of investigators discovering.


That he agrees with Democrats on something? He acknowledged Biden as the legitimate president? Because all the child rape only improves his popularity with his base.
 
2022-01-24 6:19:58 PM  
Steve Bannon looks like he died two months ago. Seriously, how can you be that doughy, have grey skin and have the energy to plan and plot the downfall of a country.  If I looked like that guy I'm pretty sure I would struggle to get out of bed.  Christ, Im 44, dont drink anymore, fit and I'm exhausted all the Farking time. Beside sociopathy and whisky what do you think is his secret?
 
2022-01-24 6:20:09 PM  

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2022-01-24 6:20:16 PM  
It's getting so a grown man can't solicit sex from a minor anymore. Sad!
 
2022-01-24 6:23:32 PM  
Back in 2017 and 2018, we were making jokes about "Trump time" and how we seemed to be aging 5 years for every calendar year that passed.

I didn't expect "wheels of justice time" since Jan 6 to seem even slower. He's up for re-election this year.
 
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