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2022-01-24 3:24:14 PM  
You know right wing talking heads are salivating at this.

"You know we never had this problem when trump was in office. He was buddies with putin!"
 
2022-01-24 3:25:18 PM  
First deployment will be bands of ragtag high schoolers from remote areas in the Rocky Mountain west, legendary for their Russian-fighting abilities.

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2022-01-24 3:26:38 PM  
All and US adversary has to do is release a contagion and the US will destroy itself rather than resist the attack.  It's the American way.
 
2022-01-24 3:27:18 PM  
Can we send them the Proud Boys and the other 1/6ers?
 
2022-01-24 3:27:23 PM  
Thanks, Trump.
 
2022-01-24 3:28:00 PM  

XtremeLeeWyte: You know right wing talking heads are salivating at this.

"You know we never had this problem when trump was in office. He was buddies with putin!"


They're actually siding with Russia....to stick it to the libs.
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/Reagan is spinning so fast in his grave he could power all of California for a year
 
2022-01-24 3:28:18 PM  
This is Biden showing we aren't farking around.  I still hold that Putin isn't stupid enough to start a shooting war when the Russian psy-ops are doing trillions of dollars in damage to the West...
 
2022-01-24 3:28:29 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Can we send them the Proud Boys and the other 1/6ers?


SELF-LABELLED PATRIOTS WE CALL ON YOU!

MEAL TEAM SIX DEPLOY!
 
2022-01-24 3:28:47 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Can we send them the Proud Boys and the other 1/6ers?


And boost Putin's numbers?
 
2022-01-24 3:28:51 PM  
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2022-01-24 3:29:06 PM  

Walker: XtremeLeeWyte: You know right wing talking heads are salivating at this.

"You know we never had this problem when trump was in office. He was buddies with putin!"

They're actually siding with Russia....to stick it to the libs.
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/Reagan is spinning so fast in his grave he could power all of California for a year


Because of course they are.
 
2022-01-24 3:29:10 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Can we send them the Proud Boys and the other 1/6ers?


They'd probably defect rather than fight... but OK.  Sounds like a good deal all around.  The US gets rid of some garbage and Russia gets to replace some of the people it's lost to its shiatty vaccine and poor propaganda-generated vaccination rate.
 
2022-01-24 3:29:19 PM  
GardenWeasel: Thanks, Trump.

Thanks Trump, you Russia-fellating piece of Cheeto sanitorium.
 
2022-01-24 3:29:31 PM  
Interesting. 8500 isn't that many, relatively. Likely a company here, a brigade there. I'd be curious to know what units got tapped, and where they're planning on putting them.

/Of course, that information is probably classified.
 
2022-01-24 3:29:50 PM  
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2022-01-24 3:30:39 PM  

Tarl3k: This is Biden showing we aren't farking around.  I still hold that Putin isn't stupid enough to start a shooting war when the Russian psy-ops are doing trillions of dollars in damage to the West...


Here's the thing, though. We ARE farking around. Russia can invade, and we still aren't going to get in a shooting war with Russia. You know this. I know this. Biden knows this. Putin knows this.
 
2022-01-24 3:30:54 PM  

Walker: XtremeLeeWyte: You know right wing talking heads are salivating at this.

"You know we never had this problem when trump was in office. He was buddies with putin!"

They're actually siding with Russia....to stick it to the libs.
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/Reagan is spinning so fast in his grave he could power all of California for a year


Cool. If we get into hostilities, then Tucker and his viewers actually will be living on the edge of chargeable Treason.
 
2022-01-24 3:31:47 PM  

XtremeLeeWyte: You know right wing talking heads are salivating at this.

"You know we never had this problem when trump was in office. He was buddies with putin!"


They are super conflicted right now.

They've got a hard on for war, but also want to stiggit to Biden.
 
2022-01-24 3:32:27 PM  
shiat's going pear-shaped
 
2022-01-24 3:32:39 PM  
Watch Biden start a farking war so people stop being pissed at him over not suspending student loans.
 
2022-01-24 3:32:59 PM  

Tarl3k: This is Biden showing we aren't farking around.  I still hold that Putin isn't stupid enough to start a shooting war when the Russian psy-ops are doing trillions of dollars in damage to the West...


Even if that's so,
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2022-01-24 3:33:10 PM  

Chemlight Battery: Tarl3k: This is Biden showing we aren't farking around.  I still hold that Putin isn't stupid enough to start a shooting war when the Russian psy-ops are doing trillions of dollars in damage to the West...

Here's the thing, though. We ARE farking around. Russia can invade, and we still aren't going to get in a shooting war with Russia. You know this. I know this. Biden knows this. Putin knows this.


That's what everyone thought in the months leading up to WWI, as well.
 
2022-01-24 3:33:17 PM  
Toe To Toe With The Russkies
Youtube qXp8SnXUvEo
 
2022-01-24 3:33:23 PM  
Good. The only thing better would be more troops.
 
2022-01-24 3:33:23 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Can we send them the Proud Boys and the other 1/6ers?


So... you want Ukraine to become part of Russia?

I mean, they either switch sides because they love the Russians... or they abjectly fail like January 6th all over again.
 
2022-01-24 3:33:24 PM  

Bootleg: Interesting. 8500 isn't that many, relatively. Likely a company here, a brigade there. I'd be curious to know what units got tapped, and where they're planning on putting them.

/Of course, that information is probably classified.


If Trump was still around he'd spill the beans on national television. Probably shouting it in front of a helicopter. Not that he would lift a finger against Russia.
 
2022-01-24 3:33:26 PM  

GardenWeasel: Walker: XtremeLeeWyte: You know right wing talking heads are salivating at this.

"You know we never had this problem when trump was in office. He was buddies with putin!"

They're actually siding with Russia....to stick it to the libs.
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/Reagan is spinning so fast in his grave he could power all of California for a year

Cool. If we get into hostilities, then Tucker and his viewers actually will be living on the edge of chargeable Treason.


For which they will certainly be held accountable?  Yeah?

Pull the other one, it's got bells on.
 
2022-01-24 3:33:35 PM  

meat0918: XtremeLeeWyte: You know right wing talking heads are salivating at this.

"You know we never had this problem when trump was in office. He was buddies with putin!"

They are super conflicted right now.

They've got a hard on for war, but also want to stiggit to Biden.


They've never been conflicted. It takes too much self-reflection. They can thank Trump the deal maker for making peace with Russia, then demand that we invade Mexico in the same breath.
 
2022-01-24 3:34:15 PM  
Send in Y'all-qaeda and the Gravy Seals.
 
2022-01-24 3:35:15 PM  

Bootleg: Interesting. 8500 isn't that many, relatively. Likely a company here, a brigade there. I'd be curious to know what units got tapped, and where they're planning on putting them.

/Of course, that information is probably classified.


It's not really super secret...

Immediate Response Force - Wikipedia
 
2022-01-24 3:35:31 PM  

GORDON: Watch Biden start a farking war so people stop being pissed at him over not suspending student loans.


Biden paid off my loans. Came with a lovely hand-written note and everything. Not sure what you did to piss him off...
 
2022-01-24 3:35:40 PM  
Never too busy to start a war.
 
2022-01-24 3:36:12 PM  
Ukraine was part of Russia until 1991, why is the US against Russia taking back it's land and people?
 
2022-01-24 3:36:15 PM  

Walker: XtremeLeeWyte: You know right wing talking heads are salivating at this.

"You know we never had this problem when trump was in office. He was buddies with putin!"

They're actually siding with Russia....to stick it to the libs.
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/Reagan is spinning so fast in his grave he could power all of California for a year


Oh cool, so they are now being honest about being a Fifth Column.
 
2022-01-24 3:36:28 PM  
Oh! Look how decisive and in potentency Biden is! Biden. Is. My. HERO!
 
2022-01-24 3:37:10 PM  

Mad_Radhu: Walker: XtremeLeeWyte: You know right wing talking heads are salivating at this.

"You know we never had this problem when trump was in office. He was buddies with putin!"

They're actually siding with Russia....to stick it to the libs.
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/Reagan is spinning so fast in his grave he could power all of California for a year

Oh cool, so they are now being honest about being a Fifth Column.


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2022-01-24 3:37:16 PM  

Bootleg: Interesting. 8500 isn't that many, relatively. Likely a company here, a brigade there. I'd be curious to know what units got tapped, and where they're planning on putting them.

/Of course, that information is probably classified.


My guess would be as trainers and "observers" near the front line. They exist so if Russia attacks at all, they're attacking US troops... which would result in a near certain full NATO response.

Vlad isn't a moron. He can't take out US assets directly, much less the rest of NATO getting involved. All of those enemies have over-the-horizon kill capability, and could shred Russian ground / air / naval forces without the Russians being able to shoot back effectively.

Of course he can sit troops on the border for months without doing anything... and probably will.
 
2022-01-24 3:37:41 PM  
I guess we're going to find out how the United States can go on a war posture with a large slice of its populace actively rooting for the enemy.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/how-tucker-carlson-is-boosting-russias-new-propaganda-war
 
2022-01-24 3:38:02 PM  
Biden's approval numbers are low.

So start a war.
 
2022-01-24 3:38:44 PM  
I'm tellin' you, Joe: every day those natural gas pipelines from Russia into Western Europe keep operating is another day Putin and his mobster cronies earn money to fund this bullshiat.

Just a hint.

And those communications cables between Russia and the rest of the world?  Worse than useless.

Play fkkn hardball, man.
 
2022-01-24 3:38:51 PM  

asciibaron: Ukraine was part of Russia until 1991, why is the US against Russia taking back it's land and people?


Because you touch yourself at night.
 
2022-01-24 3:39:21 PM  

Godscrack: Biden's approval numbers are low.

So start a war.


There's one right here. ^^^
 
2022-01-24 3:39:43 PM  

Walker: XtremeLeeWyte: You know right wing talking heads are salivating at this.

"You know we never had this problem when trump was in office. He was buddies with putin!"

They're actually siding with Russia....to stick it to the libs.
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Well they are a party with a lot of traitors... so it fits. Ronnie can spin all he wants, he helped create this treason.
 
2022-01-24 3:39:48 PM  
If the Democrats are the party of racism and Republicans the party of racial equality because of what happened in the 19th century then GQPers should believe the Russians are still communists. That would of course require them to use consistent logic instead of being rage puppets on easy-to-pull strings.

/Russia has always been out ally
//Eastasia aka China has always been our enemy
///evidence to the contrary is a Soros-Gates-Clinton commie-fascist conspiracy
 
2022-01-24 3:39:51 PM  
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2022-01-24 3:40:18 PM  

Godscrack: Biden's approval numbers are low.

So start a war.


Weak sauce
 
2022-01-24 3:40:42 PM  
Putin can't afford to buy a new army, which means he can't afford to lose the one he has.  He's just probing for weakness.  No way the Russian army rolls into that meat grinder when NATO is there in force.
 
2022-01-24 3:41:01 PM  

asciibaron: Ukraine was part of Russia until 1991, why is the US against Russia taking back it's land and people?


Biden should offer to give them back Alaska if they'll leave Ukraine alone.
 
2022-01-24 3:41:12 PM  

asciibaron: Ukraine was part of Russia until 1991, why is the US against Russia taking back it's land and people?


The United States was owned by American Indians until the 1700's. Why is the U.S. against the American Indians taking back it's land and people?
 
2022-01-24 3:41:26 PM  
How much pro Russian feelings will we have here today?
 
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