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(Twitter)   Dept of Fish and Wildlife: Don't pet the danger kitty and please leave the danger kitty outside. Murica: I do what I want   (twitter.com) divider line
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1806 clicks; posted to D'awww » on 24 Jan 2022 at 5:05 PM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-24 2:41:57 PM  
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2022-01-24 2:56:35 PM  
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2022-01-24 3:01:54 PM  
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2022-01-24 3:21:55 PM  
Here kitty kitty. Nice kitty.
 
2022-01-24 3:36:31 PM  
You haven't seen a cougar dead from covid yet, have you??   Study it out!  COUGARS CURE COVID!!1!!!!  The liberal media is lying to you!  Bring them inside and be CURED!  The liberals just want you DEAD but you're too smart for them!
 
2022-01-24 3:38:05 PM  
The exchange on this one is pretty good.

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2022-01-24 3:52:37 PM  
A rare greenlight where we are getting the original story for the first time days after a follow-up.
It did confuse a lot of people who had no idea what the follow-up was referring to.
 
2022-01-24 4:01:35 PM  
The parent teacher conference pic in that thread was unexpected.
 
2022-01-24 4:05:37 PM  
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2022-01-24 4:20:06 PM  
This is why I come armed with a laser pointer.
 
2022-01-24 4:58:42 PM  
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2022-01-24 5:08:40 PM  

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I don't always follow, but when I do, it's because they made me laugh.
 
2022-01-24 5:13:41 PM  
That farking murderfloof clearly wants belly pets, and BY GOD I'M GOING TO GIVE HIM BELLY PETS!
 
2022-01-24 6:24:15 PM  

Walker: A rare greenlight where we are getting the original story for the first time days after a follow-up.
It did confuse a lot of people who had no idea what the follow-up was referring to.


Reality is broken! Time flows in reverse! Or the mods are drunk again
 
2022-01-24 6:26:11 PM  
Well, they wouldn't have to put these out if we didn't have a bunch of numbnuts motherfarkers out there. You know the ones, they freak out if a dog is outside, they insist their dog or cat not only can be raised vegan, but that they will do it by choice, and so on. They take every little molehill and make it wish it were as small as a mountain. I'm actually surprised we haven't run into a story with one of these rocket scientists already...
 
2022-01-24 6:36:45 PM  

Mikey1969: Well, they wouldn't have to put these out if we didn't have a bunch of numbnuts motherfarkers out there. You know the ones, they freak out if a dog is outside, they insist their dog or cat not only can be raised vegan, but that they will do it by choice, and so on. They take every little molehill and make it wish it were as small as a mountain. I'm actually surprised we haven't run into a story with one of these rocket scientists already...


I'd say the numbnut mothefarkers are the dipshiats that leave their dogs or cats out in freezing weather. Domesticated animals aren't as hardy as wild animals that live in the wild. Those wild animals often have burrows where they go to get out of the weather. Sir Scruffy the house cat doesn't have that luxury.
 
2022-01-24 6:39:49 PM  
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2022-01-24 7:14:00 PM  

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I can now safely turn in for the night after seeing this. Don't know if I'll see anything that will make me laugh as hard.

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2022-01-24 7:24:07 PM  
BIG CATS like boxes too!
Youtube J11uu8L8FTY
 
2022-01-24 7:59:10 PM  

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I love when they get in the box and just chill for a minute, just taking in the whole "being in a boxness" of it all.
 
2022-01-24 8:05:23 PM  
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2022-01-24 9:17:55 PM  
Just don't complain when they get on the bed to wake you up...
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/Messi FTW
 
2022-01-25 2:45:43 AM  
I assume its in response to this meme?

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2022-01-25 2:53:24 AM  

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I love when they get in the box and just chill for a minute, just taking in the whole "being in a boxness" of it all.


It never ceases to amaze me how many mannerisms large, wild cats have in common with house cats.
 
2022-01-25 5:28:35 AM  
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2022-01-25 5:29:04 AM  

Harry Wagstaff: I'd say the numbnut mothefarkers are the dipshiats that leave their dogs or cats out in freezing weather. Domesticated animals aren't as hardy as wild animals that live in the wild. Those wild animals often have burrows where they go to get out of the weather. Sir Scruffy the house cat doesn't have that luxury.


At this moment the wind chill is -7.  One of my dogs is asleep in the snow on the back porch. He has a dog door and he knows how to use it.  I've been 'advised' by a neighbor that I shouldn't let him out when it is so cold. The dog isn't stupid, he will come in if he gets cold.

/ excessively furry Australian Shepherd
// his brother stays in when its cold
/// brother is also an Aussie but not nearly so furry
 
2022-01-25 10:16:48 AM  

Gramma: Harry Wagstaff: I'd say the numbnut mothefarkers are the dipshiats that leave their dogs or cats out in freezing weather. Domesticated animals aren't as hardy as wild animals that live in the wild. Those wild animals often have burrows where they go to get out of the weather. Sir Scruffy the house cat doesn't have that luxury.

At this moment the wind chill is -7.  One of my dogs is asleep in the snow on the back porch. He has a dog door and he knows how to use it.  I've been 'advised' by a neighbor that I shouldn't let him out when it is so cold. The dog isn't stupid, he will come in if he gets cold.

/ excessively furry Australian Shepherd
// his brother stays in when its cold
/// brother is also an Aussie but not nearly so furry


He has the choice to come in, that isn't the case for those that keep them out no matter what.
 
2022-01-25 10:18:06 AM  
It would be sweet if big cats were domesticated like dogs
 
2022-01-25 10:58:08 AM  

Marcos P: It would be sweet if big cats were domesticated like dogs


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