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(KSN Wichita)   COVID makes your hair fall out. Also, if you are named 'Hunter Funk' you pretty much have to grow up to become a reporter, MLB outfielder, or adult entertainer, right?   (ksn.com) divider line
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2022-01-24 2:55:27 PM  
"I actually prefer this look. The hair not falling in my face helps me see Russia from my house better"
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2022-01-24 3:02:40 PM  
Hope he's not reading this, don't want to make him feel bad (worse? yet again?), but I once knew a kid named Rusty Funk.  May as well be named Dry Andstinky.
 
2022-01-24 3:05:54 PM  
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2022-01-24 3:08:14 PM  
The older I get (41 in a couple months) the more I value the fact that I still have a robust head of hair that hasn't changed color.

yet another good thing about getting shots & avoiding the disease the last couple years.
 
2022-01-24 3:08:18 PM  
Hunter Funk is definitely a bass player name.
 
2022-01-24 3:08:36 PM  
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2022-01-24 3:09:03 PM  

Naido: Hope he's not reading this, don't want to make him feel bad (worse? yet again?), but I once knew a kid named Rusty Funk.  May as well be named Dry Andstinky.


I know a guy named Cornelius Funck. No joke.
 
2022-01-24 3:10:14 PM  
LOL, Covid...the genetically engineered virus from the Wuhan lab that keeps on giving!
 
2022-01-24 3:11:41 PM  
If it makes those with hair lose their hair, does it replace hair for those that have already lost it?
 
2022-01-24 3:13:06 PM  
Think of it. COVID can cause sterility and stroke, impotence and hair loss. Not to mention death. And ijuts refuse the vaccine.

Q. What is a more powerful motivation than intellectual vanity?
A. None. None more powerful.
 
2022-01-24 3:16:58 PM  
Here is something special for all you balding plague rats:
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2022-01-24 3:18:09 PM  

Alwysadydrmr: Hunter Funk is definitely a bass player name.


Funk Hunter is a much better one, though.

// bass player
 
2022-01-24 3:18:44 PM  
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2022-01-24 3:19:30 PM  
Reminds me of TFG's last White House press secretary...

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2022-01-24 3:21:45 PM  

Flincher: If it makes those with hair lose their hair, does it replace hair for those that have already lost it?


If you are male you don't want that.  It would mean Covid shuts testosterone production or effect down
 
2022-01-24 3:22:23 PM  
Mothers side of family were Funk, so I'm getting a kick out of this
 
2022-01-24 3:25:50 PM  

phedex: The older I get (41 in a couple months) the more I value the fact that I still have a robust head of hair that hasn't changed color.

yet another good thing about getting shots & avoiding the disease the last couple years.


I'm 38, I still have a full head of hair, yet a lot of them are gray. I shouldn't have gone into management.  It's a constant balance between keeping upper management from firing me and keeping my workers working adequately for me.

Management turns your hair gray... and damages your liver due to the necessary alcohol abuse.
 
2022-01-24 3:26:35 PM  

SwiftFox: Flincher: If it makes those with hair lose their hair, does it replace hair for those that have already lost it?

If you are male you don't want that.  It would mean Covid shuts testosterone production or effect down


No, no, it wouldn't
 
2022-01-24 3:29:04 PM  

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yep.
 
2022-01-24 3:30:20 PM  

p51d007: LOL, Covid...the genetically engineered virus from the Wuhan lab that keeps on giving!


OMG LOL
 
2022-01-24 3:30:39 PM  

electricjebus: phedex: The older I get (41 in a couple months) the more I value the fact that I still have a robust head of hair that hasn't changed color.

yet another good thing about getting shots & avoiding the disease the last couple years.

I'm 38, I still have a full head of hair, yet a lot of them are gray. I shouldn't have gone into management.  It's a constant balance between keeping upper management from firing me and keeping my workers working adequately for me.

Management turns your hair gray... and damages your liver due to the necessary alcohol abuse.


Are you in logistics per chance? It's like I wrote your comment myself.
 
2022-01-24 3:33:59 PM  
He should be in the
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2022-01-24 3:34:09 PM  

Dr Dreidel: Alwysadydrmr: Hunter Funk is definitely a bass player name.

Funk Hunter is a much better one, though.


That's it.  I'm changing my username.
 
2022-01-24 3:34:37 PM  
Funter Hunk.
 
2022-01-24 3:35:29 PM  

beaumontsp88: electricjebus: phedex: The older I get (41 in a couple months) the more I value the fact that I still have a robust head of hair that hasn't changed color.

yet another good thing about getting shots & avoiding the disease the last couple years.

I'm 38, I still have a full head of hair, yet a lot of them are gray. I shouldn't have gone into management.  It's a constant balance between keeping upper management from firing me and keeping my workers working adequately for me.

Management turns your hair gray... and damages your liver due to the necessary alcohol abuse.

Are you in logistics per chance? It's like I wrote your comment myself.


That's where I started out, but I ended up in production.... during a farking pandemic.
 
2022-01-24 3:36:56 PM  

Opacity: Reminds me of TFG's last White House press secretary...

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Definitely has to be the weed because that looks like a live-action Sid from Ice Age.
 
2022-01-24 3:43:26 PM  
i used to know a woman named Heidi.

Her husband's last name was Dickey.

She took his last name when they got married, fully aware
 
2022-01-24 3:48:25 PM  
Show some respect.  Hunter Funk is Tobias Funk's little brother and baldness runs in the family.

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2022-01-24 3:49:56 PM  

Gordon Bennett: Funter Hunk.


Funt Hunker

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2022-01-24 3:54:38 PM  
Yes.  It kills the microvasculature nourishing your hair, teeth, pecker, and brain.  It continues inflicting damage even after the acute phase of the illness has passed, which isn't surprising as replication competent virus has been extracted from every single recovered patient subject to a level of autopsy strenuous enough to find such things (liquefaction et al).
 
2022-01-24 3:56:12 PM  
Funcle Hester? Yep, hair loss.

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2022-01-24 4:12:32 PM  
So the contrapositive of covid -> hair loss

No hair loss -> no covid...

Hmmm
 
2022-01-24 4:29:47 PM  
Terry Funk should challenge him to a barbwire baseball bat match.

/There can be only one Funk!
 
2022-01-24 4:45:55 PM  
or be bound to always be lookin for George Clinton.
 
2022-01-24 5:21:07 PM  

chuckdelux: Naido: Hope he's not reading this, don't want to make him feel bad (worse? yet again?), but I once knew a kid named Rusty Funk.  May as well be named Dry Andstinky.

I know a guy named Cornelius Funck. No joke.


In my area we have a few Funck's family restaurants. Fondly called greasy spoons.
 
2022-01-24 6:15:57 PM  
Right about now...the Funk Soul Hunter
Check it out now...the Funk Soul Hunter
Right about now...the Funk Soul Hunter
Check it out now...the Funk Soul Hunter
 
2022-01-24 7:08:12 PM  
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2022-01-24 7:34:33 PM  

moos: i used to know a woman named Heidi.

Her husband's last name was Dickey.

She took his last name when they got married, fully aware


Every SNL thread is full of Farkers who would love to Dickey Heidi.
 
2022-01-24 7:37:46 PM  

Whatthefark: Terry Funk should challenge him to a barbwire baseball bat match.

/There can be only one Funk!


Or, three of them! I casually knew Dory Funk Sr, Dory Funk Jr, and Terry Funk when I was a kid in Clovis, I was at the Clovis Sports Arena every single Sunday night to watch wrestling and they were on the ticket a lot of the time. They were also regulars at The La Vista bar where my mom was a bartender, which was catty-corner from the CSA. We lived in an apartment right behind the bar.

They even christened me 'Baby Funk' when they found out that my older brother and I and our two best friends Shotgun and Pistol* would go home, push all the furniture to the edges of the room and have Tag Team wrestling matches. I was tiny but snake quick and agile. Back then I was about the size of Terry's arm, I was this teeny, tiny blonde tomboy that was up for all manner of shenanigans.

*Those are nicknames btw, they had normal names but didn't use them.
 
2022-01-24 8:00:45 PM  

Naido: Hope he's not reading this, don't want to make him feel bad (worse? yet again?), but I once knew a kid named Rusty Funk.  May as well be named Dry Andstinky.


When I was in elementary school, I had a classmate named Steven Funk. Kids called him Funky Phantom (after the cartoon).
 
2022-01-24 8:48:12 PM  
Microclotting might make you lose your hair, but isn't that visible damage to your skin? What kind of effects is it having if hair is nutrient straved? And the invisible damage to other organs implied by that much clotting on the outside has got to be kinda freaky on the inside.
 
2022-01-24 9:17:49 PM  
"COVID makes your hair fall out."

Too late, COVID! 36 years too late.
 
2022-01-24 9:45:54 PM  
Hopefully this helps my back.
 
2022-01-25 1:06:39 AM  
Regular old-fashioned pneumonia can do that too. I lost a lot of hair a decade ago a couple of months after a relatively mild bout of pneumonia. I was lucky to have very thick hair beforehand which made it less noticeable but I got pretty good at rocking hats and headscarves until it grew back
 
2022-01-25 11:02:11 AM  
Isn't Hunter Funk what you get after being in a cabin for a week with no shower?

Also, her parents should be slapped.
 
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