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(Vanity Fair)   "Luckily for Jerry, he was friends with the guy you call when someone has pictures of your half-naked wife: Trump's fixer Michael Cohen." Not sure I'd call that "lucky" but whatever   (vanityfair.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Liberty University, Jerry Falwell, Jerry Falwell Jr., Jonathan Falwell, Jerry Falwell, Jr., Donald Trump, Thomas Road Baptist Church, member of the Falwell family  
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2022-01-24 1:01:34 PM  
On another trip to Miami in the fall of 2013, Jerry said he walked into his hotel room to get his laptop and found Becki and Granda having sex. "It was traumatizing," he said. Becki said she stopped having sex with Granda in 2014 because by then Granda had a serious girlfriend.

Wow, so he found her in bed with the pool boy in 2013, and she didn't break it off until 2014, and then only because the boyfriend moved on... Did Jerry enjoy being a cuck?
 
2022-01-24 1:05:44 PM  

OldRod: On another trip to Miami in the fall of 2013, Jerry said he walked into his hotel room to get his laptop and found Becki and Granda having sex. "It was traumatizing," he said. Becki said she stopped having sex with Granda in 2014 because by then Granda had a serious girlfriend.

Wow, so he found her in bed with the pool boy in 2013, and she didn't break it off until 2014, and then only because the boyfriend moved on... Did Jerry enjoy being a cuck?


I think we know the answer to that question.
 
2022-01-24 1:11:40 PM  
Fark ALL those people.
 
2022-01-24 1:13:31 PM  
I love how these people get caught doing all this sh*t and their meek little sheep keep giving them money and believing their bullsh*t.

I mean, I hate it, actually. WAKE THE F*CK UP!

Almost why I can't enjoy the Righteous Gemstones (which is a damn good show)... these people piss evil and sadism... Just can't really laugh at it anymore.
 
2022-01-24 1:31:14 PM  
FTG
 
2022-01-24 1:46:32 PM  
FTA:  Viewed in hindsight, the scandal was the combustion of a self-immolating fire that Falwell had been stoking for months, if not years, and yet Falwell just sat there and watched as it happened.
 
2022-01-24 1:49:05 PM  
If Falwell just wants the pics, there are lots of guys he could call.
 
2022-01-24 1:53:54 PM  
This is the first step of the redemption tour.  Speak to how you have been a sinner and work back to the grift.

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2022-01-24 1:55:13 PM  
After giving me the tour, Falwell parked in front of a handsome farmhouse. Becki was waiting at the front door in jeans, sandals, and a black T-shirt that matched her long raven hair.

But was she wearing panties?
 
2022-01-24 1:55:17 PM  

Glicky: This is the first step of the redemption tour.  Speak to how you have been a sinner and work back to the grift.

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I see why she strayed.
 
2022-01-24 1:55:34 PM  
"BECAUSE OF MY LAST NAME, PEOPLE THINK I'M A RELIGIOUS PERSON. BUT I'M NOT. MY GOAL WAS TO MAKE THEM REALIZE I WAS NOT MY DAD."

If you really wanted to avoid confusion, maybe you could have been your own man and done something else, instead of working for daddy's company.
 
2022-01-24 1:56:14 PM  
It's cucks all the way down
 
2022-01-24 1:57:20 PM  

Glicky: This is the first step of the redemption tour.  Speak to how you have been a sinner and work back to the grift.

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lol, christians have been telling us for millennium that sex is bad and yet pics like this make light of day.
 
2022-01-24 1:57:22 PM  
FTFA: "The kickoff to the fall semester had the exuberance of a pregame pep rally. An outdoor sound system blasted Gary Glitter's glam rock anthem "Rock and Roll Part II."

Yes, let's welcome the new students by blasting the music of a known child rapist.  Very appropriate for a super religious "university"
 
2022-01-24 1:57:58 PM  
His daughter is super hot.

I don't have anything else to add to this.
 
2022-01-24 1:57:58 PM  
HALF naked?  I would be severely disappointed in my wife if she put out racy photos of herself and chickened out with partial nudity.
 
2022-01-24 2:05:08 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: After giving me the tour, Falwell parked in front of a handsome farmhouse. Becki was waiting at the front door in jeans, sandals, and a black T-shirt that matched her long raven hair.

But was she wearing panties?


I'm pretty sure that was Taylor Swift.
 
2022-01-24 2:06:25 PM  
People inside and outside Liberty were left asking what had caused Falwell, a married father of three, to completely self-destruct in public. He was a University of Virginia-trained lawyer and successful real estate developer. He rescued Liberty from near bankruptcy and transformed the nonprofit university into a financial powerhouse with more than 100,000 students and a $1.7 billion endowment. Over the course of a few months, he blew it all up. Why?

Hubris.

// Vanity Fair needed 9500 more words, though
 
2022-01-24 2:08:41 PM  

Fear the Clam: "BECAUSE OF MY LAST NAME, PEOPLE THINK I'M A RELIGIOUS PERSON. BUT I'M NOT. MY GOAL WAS TO MAKE THEM REALIZE I WAS NOT MY DAD."

If you really wanted to avoid confusion, maybe you could have been your own man and done something else, instead of working for daddy's company.


His dad wasn't really religious either.
 
2022-01-24 2:09:37 PM  

HighOnCraic: HotWingConspiracy: After giving me the tour, Falwell parked in front of a handsome farmhouse. Becki was waiting at the front door in jeans, sandals, and a black T-shirt that matched her long raven hair.

But was she wearing panties?

I'm pretty sure that was Taylor Swift.


No it was Becky.
 
2022-01-24 2:09:39 PM  

Glicky: This is the first step of the redemption tour.  Speak to how you have been a sinner and work back to the grift.

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Trailer trash with money they don't deserve.
 
2022-01-24 2:10:14 PM  

Magnanimous_J: His daughter is super hot.

I don't have anything else to add to this.


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WTH happened to his wife?

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2022-01-24 2:10:31 PM  
The only thing that makes him a cuck is spinning the story that his wife was cheatingon him. The strong likelihood is that they had an open marriage and it was hot for both of them. BFD, except for the grift, that admission isn't allowed. Falwell as a cuck garners sympathy. Having an openly non-monogamous but otherwise healthy sexuality makes him the devil.

What really happened: someone blabbed.
What also really happened: "we gotta use the salacious controversy to paper over the embezzlement stuff."
 
2022-01-24 2:10:40 PM  
Surprised Becki's pics haven't surfaced.  They seem to have been distributed to several people
 
2022-01-24 2:12:10 PM  

Glicky: This is the first step of the redemption tour.  Speak to how you have been a sinner and work back to the grift.

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I don't get the "pants unbuttoned" part... is that supposed to make the pics hotter or something?
 
2022-01-24 2:14:51 PM  

OldRod: Glicky: This is the first step of the redemption tour.  Speak to how you have been a sinner and work back to the grift.

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I don't get the "pants unbuttoned" part... is that supposed to make the pics hotter or something?


IIRC, it was a "white trash" theme party. That's why the girl is wearing her hair like Peggy Bundy.
 
2022-01-24 2:15:26 PM  

Parthenogenetic: Magnanimous_J: His daughter is super hot.

I don't have anything else to add to this.

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WTH happened to his wife?

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She looks too much like him, especially with the weird cheekbones.  Pass.
 
2022-01-24 2:15:40 PM  

OldRod: On another trip to Miami in the fall of 2013, Jerry said he walked into his hotel room to get his laptop and found Becki and Granda having sex. "It was traumatizing," he said. Becki said she stopped having sex with Granda in 2014 because by then Granda had a serious girlfriend.

Wow, so he found her in bed with the pool boy in 2013, and she didn't break it off until 2014, and then only because the boyfriend moved on... Did Jerry enjoy being a cuck?


Jesus, I need to lay off the weed. I kept reading that as "grandpa".
 
2022-01-24 2:15:55 PM  

Parthenogenetic: Magnanimous_J: His daughter is super hot.

I don't have anything else to add to this.

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WTH happened to his wife?

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The article said the exercise bike was broken.
 
2022-01-24 2:20:28 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Parthenogenetic: Magnanimous_J: His daughter is super hot.

I don't have anything else to add to this.

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WTH happened to his wife?

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The article said the exercise bike was broken.


And Becki was having trouble finding a new exercise bike with all the public scrutiny. Plus Craigslist won't let you advertise exercise bikes anymore, buying or selling.
 
2022-01-24 2:23:49 PM  

NewportBarGuy: I love how these people get caught doing all this sh*t and their meek little sheep keep giving them money and believing their bullsh*t.

I mean, I hate it, actually. WAKE THE F*CK UP!

Almost why I can't enjoy the Righteous Gemstones (which is a damn good show)... these people piss evil and sadism... Just can't really laugh at it anymore.


From breitfart. Different preacher man; same sentiment. Notice he admits to them being sheep.

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2022-01-24 2:25:28 PM  
Personally, I'd like to see half-naked pics of the girl I plan to marry.
 
2022-01-24 2:25:48 PM  

blondambition: OldRod: On another trip to Miami in the fall of 2013, Jerry said he walked into his hotel room to get his laptop and found Becki and Granda having sex. "It was traumatizing," he said. Becki said she stopped having sex with Granda in 2014 because by then Granda had a serious girlfriend.

Wow, so he found her in bed with the pool boy in 2013, and she didn't break it off until 2014, and then only because the boyfriend moved on... Did Jerry enjoy being a cuck?

Jesus, I need to lay off the weed. I kept reading that as "grandpa".


Why not both?
 
2022-01-24 2:28:14 PM  

AirForceVet: Glicky: This is the first step of the redemption tour.  Speak to how you have been a sinner and work back to the grift.

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I see why she strayed.


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2022-01-24 2:30:31 PM  
I can only wade through "Tales of White Trash" to about the two minute mark.
 
2022-01-24 2:30:31 PM  
So, Jerry was very wise to hitch his wagon to his star?
 
2022-01-24 2:30:40 PM  
if these two weren't lying thieving hypocrites; they'd actually be pretty cool
 
2022-01-24 2:31:51 PM  

Parthenogenetic: WTH happened to his wife?


He fattened up too.  I'd guess three kids, sedentary lifestyle, and not getting to the gym in 20 minutes.
 
2022-01-24 2:32:52 PM  

Glicky: This is the first step of the redemption tour.  Speak to how you have been a sinner and work back to the grift.

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Well, now I know what happened to Al and Peggy Bundy since "Married with Children" went off the air. Peg still kinda has it but Al sure did let himself go.

\ will never unnerstand why the guys who are most into ridiculing others as "cucks" are usually into that scene themselves - NTTAWWT as long as it's consensual
\\ the grift is another matter
 
2022-01-24 2:36:21 PM  
It's a real shame this article has so many words - it lessens the chances the evangelical right will actually read it and see that the behind-the-scenes BS that lead to them being rooked into rooting for a thrice-married adulterer instead of Ted-farking-Cruz.
 
2022-01-24 2:36:50 PM  

OldRod: Glicky: This is the first step of the redemption tour.  Speak to how you have been a sinner and work back to the grift.

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I don't get the "pants unbuttoned" part... is that supposed to make the pics hotter or something?


supposedly the party was a 'trailer park boys' theme... and the unbuttoned pants had something to do with that... at least that was one of the excuses they tossed off in the beginning.
 
2022-01-24 2:39:20 PM  

Dr Dreidel: successful real estate developer


isn't almost anyone with a lot of excess cash lying around who buys some properties and then later sells them for a profit a 'successful real estate developer'?
 
2022-01-24 2:39:56 PM  

Parthenogenetic: Magnanimous_J: His daughter is super hot.

I don't have anything else to add to this.

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WTH happened to his wife?

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Presumably the same thing that happened to him
 
2022-01-24 2:40:37 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: After giving me the tour, Falwell parked in front of a handsome farmhouse. Becki was waiting at the front door in jeans, sandals, and a black T-shirt that matched her long raven hair.

But was she wearing panties?


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Why don't you come find out!
 
2022-01-24 2:44:26 PM  
"That's the tallest mountain in Virginia," he said, pointing at the Appalachian peaks rising in the distance.

Adorable... The highest mountain in Virginia is 5,279 feet. That's cute. I've lived at 7,000 feet (Flagstaff), and 8,000 feet (Grand Canyon North Rim). Hell, SLC is almost that high. I think my house is about 4,700 feet in elevation. Cracks me up when people get excited over a mountain peak that's not even as high as areas I've lived in, let alone the actual mountains.
 
2022-01-24 2:54:08 PM  
Vanity Fair is scraping the bottom of the barrel.

That article is about as believable as John from accounting insisting he's not gay.
 
2022-01-24 2:58:36 PM  

Parthenogenetic: Magnanimous_J: His daughter is super hot.

I don't have anything else to add to this.

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WTH happened to his wife?

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Once the pool boy got a serious girlfriend she really let herself go.
 
2022-01-24 3:13:23 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Fark ALL those people.


Well, all except Jerry. It's ok, he doesnt mind. Go ahead.
 
2022-01-24 3:14:32 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: Parthenogenetic: Magnanimous_J: His daughter is super hot.

I don't have anything else to add to this.

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WTH happened to his wife?

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Once the pool boy got a serious girlfriend she really let herself go.


She stopped getting the daily cardio workout sex with the pool boy... those calories don't burn themselves you know
 
2022-01-24 3:17:22 PM  
The real surprise of the article was him with a decent quote: "Nothing in history has done more to turn people away from Christianity than organized religion "
 
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