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(AOL)   Laundrie admitted he was dirty, FBI says   (aol.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Federal Bureau of Investigation, Brian Laundrie, Suffering, Gabby Petito, Federal investigators, massive search, FBI Denver Special Agent, FBI's primary focus  
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5184 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Jan 2022 at 8:05 PM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-24 6:40:15 PM  
From AOL? They still exist?
 
2022-01-24 7:01:16 PM  
Complicated? He killed her and left her body, and then finally killed himself when he realized that he was going to get caught. He was twice a coward who strangled a slip of girl and then tried to play the victim, and then took the easy way out of the consequences of his actions.

That's not complicated. That's all too sadly commonplace. Pity he didn't have the stones to do it before he strangled her in the woods.
 
2022-01-24 8:08:42 PM  
I'm glad we'll finally be done with the Laundrie jokes.
 
2022-01-24 8:10:19 PM  

Kris_Romm: I'm glad we'll finally be done with the Laundrie jokes.


Yeah, now that it is all sorted.

/I will show myself out
 
2022-01-24 8:10:25 PM  
Kick him when he's up
Kick him when he's down.
 
2022-01-24 8:11:31 PM  

Kris_Romm: I'm glad we'll finally be done with the Laundrie jokes.


I'm sure we'll find ways to spin more as the news cycles.
 
2022-01-24 8:12:22 PM  
This guy is haunting us from beyond the grave.
 
2022-01-24 8:14:21 PM  
Can we be done with this now? Please.
 
2022-01-24 8:14:24 PM  
a 22-year-old social media influencer,unemployed

Found a mistake in the article
 
2022-01-24 8:15:40 PM  
He was never going to tell anyone why. It's pretty obvious anyway. She tried to leave and he strangled her. He probably saved us all a lot of time and effort that it would have taken to convict his ass.
 
2022-01-24 8:16:26 PM  
You could say his laundry was aired in public, and now we all need to bleach our memories as this story is neatly folded and put away.
/Got nuthin
 
2022-01-24 8:17:21 PM  
When he is arrested in Mexico for strangling a coed, you'll say "That moran Harry Freakstorm was right.  Stinky and right!"
 
2022-01-24 8:18:07 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: Kick him when he's up
Kick him when he's down.


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2022-01-24 8:18:09 PM  

Begoggle: a 22-year-old social media influencer,unemployed

Found a mistake in the article


I mean....an influencer's job is to convince you to give the influencer money, endorse products and sell merchandise.
 
2022-01-24 8:18:20 PM  
According to their friends (his and hers), they had an intense love / hate relationship. They were either all over each other, or at each other's throats. Apparently, they did not have an in-between mode.

Then they decided to take a lengthy road trip together.

Don't take love / hate relationships on road trips. Ever. 
It always ends badly.

And it's all useless sad hindsight now, but given her Instagram/#vanlife ambitions for the trip, she really should have taken one of her girlfriends instead.
Because clearly he wasn't into that part of the plan at all.
 
2022-01-24 8:20:48 PM  
I'm so happy we got to see lots of pics of the blonde white girl for no reason.
 
2022-01-24 8:20:48 PM  

Kris_Romm: I'm glad we'll finally be done with the Laundrie jokes.


Oh, don't have a fitted!
 
2022-01-24 8:22:19 PM  
Is it so hard to just break up with someone you can't get along with?  Just walk away....before you start assaulting/killing someone.  Before lives are lost or ruined.  Before all money is lost on legal bills.  Just walk away.  Starting over is easier than whatever happens when blood is spilled.
 
2022-01-24 8:23:23 PM  

iheartscotch: He was never going to tell anyone why. It's pretty obvious anyway. She tried to leave and he strangled her. He probably saved us all a lot of time and effort that it would have taken to convict his ass. He was tired of people online trying to pick her up, wondering why she was traveling with her dorky dad who couldn't even grow a beard.


FTFM.
 
2022-01-24 8:25:59 PM  

philodough: According to their friends (his and hers), they had an intense love / hate relationship. They were either all over each other, or at each other's throats. Apparently, they did not have an in-between mode.


So, crazy, freaky, hot sex, and mutual disgust at how the other chewed their food.
 
2022-01-24 8:27:12 PM  
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2022-01-24 8:27:12 PM  
Oh goodie! When do they arrest him?
 
2022-01-24 8:27:38 PM  

Fear the Clam: iheartscotch: He was never going to tell anyone why. It's pretty obvious anyway. She tried to leave and he strangled her. He probably saved us all a lot of time and effort that it would have taken to convict his ass. He was tired of people online trying to pick her up, wondering why she was traveling with her dorky dad who couldn't even grow a beard.

FTFM.


The acronym that you are looking for is:
FTFY

Fixed
That
For
You.
 
2022-01-24 8:27:44 PM  

kdawg7736: From AOL? They still exist?


"This is your first of five free hours this month..."
 
2022-01-24 8:28:08 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Oh goodie! When do they arrest him?


Bless your heart...
 
2022-01-24 8:28:53 PM  
He's dead. She's dead. Don't care, moving on
 
2022-01-24 8:31:46 PM  

Kris_Romm: I'm glad we'll finally be done with the Laundrie jokes.


Need some brain bleach?
 
2022-01-24 8:31:51 PM  

wax_on: Can we be done with this now? Please.


This is who we are now. This is what we do!
 
2022-01-24 8:33:46 PM  
FTA: Federal investigators formally closed the book on the probe that ended with the discovery of the body of Petito, a 22-year-old social media influencer, on Sept. 19 in Wyoming.

narrator: that's when it started
 
2022-01-24 8:38:40 PM  

SBinRR: philodough: According to their friends (his and hers), they had an intense love / hate relationship. They were either all over each other, or at each other's throats. Apparently, they did not have an in-between mode.

So, crazy, freaky, hot sex, and mutual disgust at how the other chewed their food.


nah, as a couple they just tipped the hot/crazy factor too far to the crazy side

my brother always said only one drunk* per relationship

*replace with your particular affliction
 
2022-01-24 8:39:08 PM  
Go Gators.
 
2022-01-24 8:40:48 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Oh goodie! When do they arrest him?


He won't serve a minute in prison.
 
2022-01-24 8:41:05 PM  

philodough: According to their friends (his and hers), they had an intense love / hate relationship. They were either all over each other, or at each other's throats. Apparently, they did not have an in-between mode.

Then they decided to take a lengthy road trip together.

Don't take love / hate relationships on road trips. Ever.
It always ends badly.


Eminem - Love The Way You Lie ft. Rihanna
Youtube uelHwf8o7_U
 
2022-01-24 8:43:27 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Oh goodie! When do they arrest him?


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2022-01-24 8:45:32 PM  
AOL

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2022-01-24 8:47:03 PM  

jtown: kdawg7736: From AOL? They still exist?

"This is your first of five free hours this month..."


"Adding artwork..."
 
2022-01-24 8:56:59 PM  
Who cares?  That news arc happened a couple of months ago, we've moved on to more important things like the new M&Ms.
 
2022-01-24 8:57:08 PM  
Now maybe they can concentrate on finding who really killed Nicole Brown Simpson and Rob Goldman.
 
2022-01-24 8:58:31 PM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: Kris_Romm: I'm glad we'll finally be done with the Laundrie jokes.

I'm sure we'll find ways to spin more as the news cycles.


Spin?  Ha!  Hang 'em out to dry!
 
2022-01-24 8:59:58 PM  
I am glad the Petito family has closure, but the case has shed the light on a lot of unsolved murders of indegenius women, whose families all deserve the same closure.

Please let us keep pressure on media and law enforcement organizations to look into those cases with as much intense scrutiny as Petito got.
 
2022-01-24 9:01:43 PM  

jtown: kdawg7736: From AOL? They still exist?

"This is your first of five free hours this month..."


With 2400 baud.
 
2022-01-24 9:05:20 PM  

hlehmann: Who cares?  That news arc happened a couple of months ago, we've moved on to more important things like the new M&Ms.


there's new m&ms??
 
2022-01-24 9:05:45 PM  

winedrinkingman: I am glad the Petito family has closure, but the case has shed the light on a lot of unsolved murders of indegenius women, whose families all deserve the same closure.

Please let us keep pressure on media and law enforcement organizations to look into those cases with as much intense scrutiny as Petito got.


Don't be silly.  They weren't nearly white, blonde, or cute enough to be worth our attention.
 
2022-01-24 9:07:39 PM  
Oh, I see. So everything is wrapped up in a neat little package!
Really, I mean that.
Sorry if it sounded sarcastic.
 
2022-01-24 9:12:53 PM  
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2022-01-24 9:14:08 PM  

Begoggle: a 22-year-old social media influencer,unemployed

Found a mistake in the article


That sentence doesn't grammar
 
2022-01-24 9:18:23 PM  
She was a very photogenic white woman, and he was a rich white man.

Those are the only two reasons why anyone other than their families and the case investigators care more about this particular case of fatal domestic violence more than any of the other such cases.
 
2022-01-24 9:20:02 PM  

Ubisoft is ISIS: Begoggle: a 22-year-old social media influencer,unemployed

Found a mistake in the article

That sentence doesn't grammar


"Unemployed" ... you know, like a "poor" - You could add "person" at the end, but poors and unemployed are not people...
 
2022-01-24 9:21:10 PM  

Salmon: hlehmann: Who cares?  That news arc happened a couple of months ago, we've moved on to more important things like the new M&Ms.

there's new m&ms??


Yeah, they're woke. It's an assault on America

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2022-01-24 9:21:14 PM  

Satan's Cheese Cancer: Ubisoft is ISIS: Begoggle: a 22-year-old social media influencer,unemployed

Found a mistake in the article

That sentence doesn't grammar

"Unemployed" ... you know, like a "poor" - You could add "person" at the end, but poors and unemployed are not people...


You sound like a Republican
 
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