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(Daily Star)   The eejit who pulled a 'Weekend at Bernies' and took his uncle's body to post office to collect pension says he 'didn't know he was DEAD'. Also says he's no eejit (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
    More: Followup, Death, Mr Haughney, Declan Haughney, Autopsy, post office, 40-year-old, dead uncle's body, focus of Garda enquiries  
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2022-01-24 12:51:54 PM  
He's just pining for the fjords!
 
2022-01-24 12:52:07 PM  
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2022-01-24 12:56:15 PM  
He started going all slumpy!
 
2022-01-24 12:57:31 PM  
Black eye from an "incident". I have the feeling that this guy is an "incident" magnet.
 
2022-01-24 12:57:44 PM  
Ahhh words I just don't hear often enough these days
 
2022-01-24 12:58:20 PM  
Dammit Ricky!
 
2022-01-24 12:59:20 PM  
 Nice coat - really says a lot when you can see the stains from several feet away.
 
2022-01-24 12:59:57 PM  
This is no word of a lie, he started dragging his heels from you see the yellow sign that's there? But we didn't even think of it as anything.
 
2022-01-24 1:08:19 PM  
How warm was the body? Could tell how long he was dead.
 
2022-01-24 1:14:32 PM  
Christ, I hate to say it but that story could actually be correct in the right set of circumstances. If the story is correct though the claim he isn't an "eejit" is false.

Declan Friend: Did your uncle just get heavier?
Declan: Yeah, this happens. He's had heart attacks before and he just hangs like dead weight for a little while.
Declan Friend: Maybe we should call someone?
Declan: Naw, he's always recovered before, give him a few minutes and the bloke will be right as rain.
Declan Friend: Can we wait until he recovers to take him the rest of the way to the post office? He's pretty heavy.
Declan: Can't wait mate, gotta get to the tattoo parlor in 30 minutes. Just drag him and he can rest while we're in line.
 
2022-01-24 1:20:52 PM  
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2022-01-24 1:30:33 PM  
"I always thought that weird smell was just his underwear" doesn't fly when you're talking about decomp, dude.
 
2022-01-24 1:58:05 PM  
Bobby 'IDJITS!' Supernatural Supercut
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2022-01-24 2:05:51 PM  
"Norf Face"
 
2022-01-24 2:09:07 PM  
I'm not saying the eejit killed his uncle, but it's interesting that TFA makes no mention of him being accused of murder, just trying to get a dead guy's pension, and yet the eejit keeps bringing it up.  Could be bad article-writing, could be simple anxiety on the eejit's part, could be he's responding to local rumors and TFA just didn't see fit to mention a bunch of small-town "you know what I heard," or could be he's a little oddly defensive.
 
2022-01-24 2:13:33 PM  
That's a rough looking Conan O'Brien.
 
2022-01-24 2:24:15 PM  
Post mortem results are not released for operational reasons.

Somebody define "operational reasons". I have the feeling it means "We don't want to."
 
2022-01-24 2:35:11 PM  
Yeah, but no, but yar...
 
2022-01-24 3:34:36 PM  

Last Man on Earth: I'm not saying the eejit killed his uncle, but it's interesting that TFA makes no mention of him being accused of murder, just trying to get a dead guy's pension, and yet the eejit keeps bringing it up.  Could be bad article-writing, could be simple anxiety on the eejit's part, could be he's responding to local rumors and TFA just didn't see fit to mention a bunch of small-town "you know what I heard," or could be he's a little oddly defensive.


He's a junky, apparently http://sndup.net/vgcg
 
2022-01-24 4:58:01 PM  
....For the first time ever, I am able to say that I submitted this yesterday with a much funnier headline.
 
2022-01-24 5:18:47 PM  

AtlanticCoast63: ....For the first time ever, I am able to say that I submitted this yesterday with a much funnier headline.


which was?...
 
2022-01-24 5:53:58 PM  
From a different article: It has been claimed the body of the man was pushed up against the counter so he could be identified - and the pair given the cash.
But a member of staff at the branch immediately realised the pensioner was ashen-faced and called the police.

The men are then said to have dropped the body on the floor and fled the scene.
Gardai now suspect the man was dead for up to three hours before he was brought to the post office.
A postmortem has now determined he did not die in suspicious circumstances.


Drop the body and scarper, yep, that's the sign of honest men.
 
2022-01-24 7:00:25 PM  
Please don't be in Limerick...Please don't be in Limerick...Please don't be in Limerick...

Phew!
 
2022-01-24 7:12:31 PM  

Cormee: Last Man on Earth: I'm not saying the eejit killed his uncle, but it's interesting that TFA makes no mention of him being accused of murder, just trying to get a dead guy's pension, and yet the eejit keeps bringing it up.  Could be bad article-writing, could be simple anxiety on the eejit's part, could be he's responding to local rumors and TFA just didn't see fit to mention a bunch of small-town "you know what I heard," or could be he's a little oddly defensive.

He's a junky, apparently http://sndup.net/vgcg


And also a puppeteer and a ventriloquist I would guess.
 
2022-01-25 5:52:20 AM  

LarrySouth: AtlanticCoast63: ....For the first time ever, I am able to say that I submitted this yesterday with a much funnier headline.

which was?...


"Weekend At O'Bernie's."

/Don't judge me.
 
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