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(KIRO-7 Seattle)   Please note: the correct technique for performing an armed carjacking is to remove the driver from the vehicle, not just jump on top of it while it's in motion and hope for the best   (kiro7.com) divider line
    More: Fail, Female, Transport, Suspect, Snohomish County, Washington, KIRO-TV, Gender, Gun, Lynnwood police  
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1498 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Jan 2022 at 12:20 PM (17 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-24 12:23:25 PM  
There's a popular murder simulator that teaches you how to do this.
 
2022-01-24 12:23:48 PM  
By that point he didn't have a gun so he was attempting a carjacking armed with his ... arms.
 
2022-01-24 12:24:01 PM  
The guy was heading my way.  Why drive when you can be driven?
 
2022-01-24 12:25:45 PM  
I don't think it's appropriate for Fark to be giving crime advice.
 
2022-01-24 12:27:02 PM  
how else are you gonna carjack someone who drives a stick?
 
2022-01-24 12:27:52 PM  
Officer in pursuit...
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2022-01-24 12:28:07 PM  
Tell me you've never played GTA without telling me you've never played GTA
 
2022-01-24 12:28:27 PM  
Many years ago, when those stupid extra-tall bicycles were a fad, some asshole rode up next to my car (I was stopped at a red light) and rested his foot on the roof of my car while waiting for the light to turn green.

I watched the light for cross-traffic turn red, so at the moment my light turned green my foot came off the brake and hit the gas hard.

Dumbass wasn't paying attention and when deprived of my vehicle for balance, he fell into the next lane over.  I saw his (non-helmeted) head bounce off the pavement in my rearview mirror.  I can only assume the impact increased his IQ by several points.
 
2022-01-24 12:30:11 PM  
Carjacking trifecta in play....
 
2022-01-24 12:31:42 PM  
MISTA MISTA!
 
2022-01-24 12:34:03 PM  
What could they possibly be shoplifting that would be worth pulling a gun on someone? Tube socks?
 
2022-01-24 12:34:59 PM  

wage0048: Many years ago, when those stupid extra-tall bicycles were a fad, some asshole rode up next to my car (I was stopped at a red light) and rested his foot on the roof of my car while waiting for the light to turn green.

I watched the light for cross-traffic turn red, so at the moment my light turned green my foot came off the brake and hit the gas hard.

Dumbass wasn't paying attention and when deprived of my vehicle for balance, he fell into the next lane over.  I saw his (non-helmeted) head bounce off the pavement in my rearview mirror.  I can only assume the impact increased his IQ by several points.


The Simpsons - You Don't Like The Old Time Bikes, Eh?
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2022-01-24 12:43:26 PM  
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2022-01-24 12:52:41 PM  
"A man and woman suspected of shoplifting at a Nordstrom were arrested on Saturday after threatening an employee with a gun, police said."

Congrats, you've probably now escalated it from "shoplifting" to "armed robbery" and a few other exciting charges!
 
2022-01-24 12:53:49 PM  
"There's a big difference between winging it, and seeing what happens.  Now let's see what happens."
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2022-01-24 12:57:21 PM  
T.J. Hooker - Hood Slide
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2022-01-24 1:07:01 PM  
Came here for the T.J. Hooker references, glad to see it covered.
 
2022-01-24 1:55:00 PM  
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/that's gonna leave a mark
 
2022-01-24 1:59:29 PM  
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2022-01-24 4:46:03 PM  

wage0048: Many years ago, when those stupid extra-tall bicycles were a fad, some asshole rode up next to my car (I was stopped at a red light) and rested his foot on the roof of my car while waiting for the light to turn green.

I watched the light for cross-traffic turn red, so at the moment my light turned green my foot came off the brake and hit the gas hard.

Dumbass wasn't paying attention and when deprived of my vehicle for balance, he fell into the next lane over.  I saw his (non-helmeted) head bounce off the pavement in my rearview mirror.  I can only assume the impact increased his IQ by several points.


Yeah, sure. The bike stopped because of a red light. Tell us another one.
 
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