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(MSN)   From the "what sounds like fake news but isn't" department: Martha Stewart broke up with Anthony Hopkins because he reminded her of Hannibal Lecter and he could eat her   (msn.com) divider line
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612 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 24 Jan 2022 at 7:18 AM (23 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-24 8:30:48 AM  
PHRASING
 
2022-01-24 8:32:58 AM  
Boy if those two foodies couldn't make it work it makes ya wonder, huh?
 
2022-01-24 8:43:16 AM  
Isn't that what most women want?
 
2022-01-24 8:57:53 AM  
She must have been high.
 
2022-01-24 9:02:17 AM  
That sounds like one of those 'cute funny stories' people tell that isn't actually true.  Because if it's true, she'd have to be too much of an idiot to keep up the general image she maintains.
 
2022-01-24 9:04:39 AM  
I heard somewhere years ago that Anthony Hopkins doesn't dress up for Halloween.. he just starts acting like Hannibal Lecter, and the kids quickly become too scared to knock on his door.
 
2022-01-24 9:07:16 AM  
Why isn't she afraid of Snoop, he is a gangsta.
 
2022-01-24 9:09:55 AM  
So what side dishes do you serve when having Martha for dinner?
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2022-01-24 9:11:10 AM  
I heard Ann-Margret broke up with him because he's into threesomes, and the dummy wore her ass out.

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2022-01-24 9:18:29 AM  
Martha Stewart and Anthony Hopkins? Sounds like an unlikely couple.
 
2022-01-24 9:24:37 AM  

kdawg7736: Martha Stewart and Anthony Hopkins? Sounds like an unlikely couple.


How so? He's highly educated, well read, and loves the finer things in life as does Martha.
 
2022-01-24 9:34:21 AM  
Sir Anthony Hopkins listens to Thrash Metal
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2022-01-24 9:35:39 AM  
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2022-01-24 10:10:31 AM  
He kept telling her he wanted a hot open leg sandwich.
 
2022-01-24 10:44:47 AM  
I wonder if she and snoop ever banged
 
2022-01-24 10:49:54 AM  
I love how EVERYTHING is an ad with celebrities.  "Just got my new @kubotausa 360 mower with the new addition of a vacuum bag. It is so relaxing to go out on a nice day and mow a lawn, a soccer field or even a paddock! And now with the grass vacuum I can do a really professional job!!clothing by @aloyoga"

Am I really supposed to believe that this isn't just an ad for that mower and clothes?  JFC
 
2022-01-24 11:07:18 AM  
Did he keep telling her he could smell her?
 
2022-01-24 11:17:12 AM  

Slow To Return: Did he keep telling her he could smell her?


Errr... Too long since I've seen this movie.  I guess he, himself, cannot.
 
2022-01-24 11:24:23 AM  
I'm sure it had nothing to do with her "friendship" with a certain rapper.
 
2022-01-24 11:32:12 AM  

Gunner's Mate First Class Phillip Asshole: I love how EVERYTHING is an ad with celebrities


Yep.  Any time a celebrity mentions a brand, or even hints at it, they're probably getting paid to regurgitate a pre-scripted line.  I expect them to 'lie' to me as part of performing a part, but I really dislike deceptive product placement like that.  It degrades them from celebrities to whores - and not the good kind who provide a desirable service to some.
 
2022-01-24 12:10:44 PM  
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2022-01-24 12:53:31 PM  
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The juxtapostion made me LOL.
 
2022-01-24 12:59:24 PM  
I'll just say if I was Antony Hopkins I would have eaten Martha Stewart. No problem.
 
2022-01-24 2:31:07 PM  
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2022-01-24 2:46:52 PM  
Whatever.
 
2022-01-24 2:59:48 PM  
Maybe fine Chianti gives her a rash down there.
 
2022-01-24 3:19:55 PM  
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2022-01-24 3:31:29 PM  
Stuffin' Martha's Muffin
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2022-01-24 6:12:31 PM  

Slow To Return: Slow To Return: Did he keep telling her he could smell her?

Errr... Too long since I've seen this movie.  I guess he, himself, cannot.


I was amused by the TV edit of Silence of the Lambs. It sounded like Jodie was unavailable, and a woman with a much higher voice dubbed in "scent" instead of "c**t" and was a bit jarring
 
2022-01-24 6:29:16 PM  

Mugato: Why isn't she afraid of Snoop, he is a gangsta.


Maybe she has trouble being scared of anyone named Calvin, who's nickname originally literally was a riff on the Peanuts character.  😁
 
2022-01-24 6:48:30 PM  

Kris_Romm: Mugato: Why isn't she afraid of Snoop, he is a gangsta.

Maybe she has trouble being scared of anyone named Calvin, who's nickname originally literally was a riff on the Peanuts character.  😁


Ok so Snoop isn't a gangsta. Anthony Hopkins isn't a cannibal (that I know of).
 
2022-01-24 10:11:54 PM  
I'd eat that. Mmmmm, mmmmm, mmmm.

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2022-01-25 1:51:46 AM  

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Yeah I'd have eaten her.
 
2022-01-25 6:56:18 AM  

DoBeDoBeDo: Isn't that what most women want?


Goldfrapp - Twist (Live)
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2022-01-25 6:56:49 AM  

sithon: I wonder if she and snoop ever banged


Banged what?
 
2022-01-25 6:59:32 AM  

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The juxtapostion made me LOL.


it's funny because trash metal listeners on average are 2 IQ points stupidier than general metal listeners
 
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