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2022-01-24 8:21:21 AM  
Axe. Does what it says on the tin.

/well, Lynx
//same brand, different name.
 
2022-01-24 8:22:44 AM  
Two cans of body spray, someone flicked his nipples. What is wrong with good old fashion nipple clamps. You got control and no nauseating smell.
 
2022-01-24 8:23:44 AM  
He's got a great future as a Chav.
 
2022-01-24 8:24:42 AM  
His hovercraft must be FULL of eels!
 
2022-01-24 8:26:00 AM  
I clicked just to make sure this wasn't about Jennifer Aniston.
 
2022-01-24 8:26:27 AM  
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2022-01-24 8:26:48 AM  
Hold on.

They remarked on his bleeding shirt, which kind of implies he's been in the class long enough to have his nipples thaw out and begin bleeding.

And nobody remarked that his kid just has 2 whole cans of what is essentiall Axe body spray emptied out on him?

Surely he would have smelled strong enough to clear the place out well before anyone bothered to notice his bleeding nipples.
 
2022-01-24 8:27:29 AM  
This guy is a titanic boob.
 
2022-01-24 8:28:19 AM  

Maker_of_Roads: Hold on.

They remarked on his bleeding shirt, which kind of implies he's been in the class long enough to have his nipples thaw out and begin bleeding.

And nobody remarked that his kid just has 2 whole cans of what is essentiall Axe body spray emptied out on him?

Surely he would have smelled strong enough to clear the place out well before anyone bothered to notice his bleeding nipples.


Obviously you've never been in a middle school classroom.  It's either body spray or body odor.  You do NOT get to pick.
 
2022-01-24 8:31:23 AM  

Not again 5: Maker_of_Roads: Hold on.

They remarked on his bleeding shirt, which kind of implies he's been in the class long enough to have his nipples thaw out and begin bleeding.

And nobody remarked that his kid just has 2 whole cans of what is essentiall Axe body spray emptied out on him?

Surely he would have smelled strong enough to clear the place out well before anyone bothered to notice his bleeding nipples.

Obviously you've never been in a middle school classroom.  It's either body spray or body odor.  You do NOT get to pick.


Yeah, I realized my mistake like 20 seconds after hitting Add Comment. It's been a hot minute since middle school, but Axe body spray came out when I was starting high school, so I got a bit of how it was going to end up.

Tally yet another reason being a teacher isn't worth it. I would get a migraine 2 minutes into the work day, and be belligerent and fighty by the time I was fired later that day.
 
2022-01-24 8:31:37 AM  

LoneVVolf: His hovercraft must be FULL of eels!


His nipples did certainly explode with delight!
 
2022-01-24 8:32:13 AM  
Beware of extreme close-up of a former nipple in TFA
 
2022-01-24 8:32:26 AM  
"I hate when that happens"
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2022-01-24 8:33:04 AM  
Well that was pointless
 
2022-01-24 8:33:11 AM  
Teenage boys are a very special kind of stupid.
 
2022-01-24 8:34:28 AM  

namegoeshere: Teenage boys are a very special kind of stupid.


 As a former teenage boy, 20 years later, can confirm. Thank god we didn't have youtube or facebook.
 
yms
2022-01-24 8:35:16 AM  
Can now appear topless in Disney movies.
 
2022-01-24 8:35:43 AM  
wow, Mirror.  to think, all this time, nipples aren't real
Lynx sadly still real.
 
2022-01-24 8:35:54 AM  

Maker_of_Roads: Not again 5: Maker_of_Roads: Hold on.

They remarked on his bleeding shirt, which kind of implies he's been in the class long enough to have his nipples thaw out and begin bleeding.

And nobody remarked that his kid just has 2 whole cans of what is essentiall Axe body spray emptied out on him?

Surely he would have smelled strong enough to clear the place out well before anyone bothered to notice his bleeding nipples.

Obviously you've never been in a middle school classroom.  It's either body spray or body odor.  You do NOT get to pick.

Yeah, I realized my mistake like 20 seconds after hitting Add Comment. It's been a hot minute since middle school, but Axe body spray came out when I was starting high school, so I got a bit of how it was going to end up.

Tally yet another reason being a teacher isn't worth it. I would get a migraine 2 minutes into the work day, and be belligerent and fighty by the time I was fired later that day.


Our local school banned Axe because of the headaches and asthma attacks.

BO stinks but it's a better stench than a boy who has just emptied a can of Axe at his locker.
 
2022-01-24 8:38:37 AM  
What the fark?!?

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Mine always got really hot???

:0
 
2022-01-24 8:39:43 AM  

AppleOptionEsc: namegoeshere: Teenage boys are a very special kind of stupid.

 As a former teenage boy, 20 years later, can confirm. Thank god we didn't have youtube or facebook.


Amen.
 
2022-01-24 8:40:33 AM  
I always wondered what mom meant when she said "you'll freeze your tits off".
 
2022-01-24 8:41:21 AM  

AppleOptionEsc: namegoeshere: Teenage boys are a very special kind of stupid.

As a former teenage boy, 20 years later, can confirm. Thank god we didn't have youtube or facebook.


Or camera phones, amiright?
 
2022-01-24 8:42:23 AM  
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Inconsolable.
 
2022-01-24 8:43:47 AM  
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2022-01-24 8:50:46 AM  

Nick Nostril: AppleOptionEsc: namegoeshere: Teenage boys are a very special kind of stupid.

As a former teenage boy, 20 years later, can confirm. Thank god we didn't have youtube or facebook.

Or camera phones, amiright?


They had camera phones when I was young, but the back up camera on my car has a higher resolution than they did, and internet on your phone was one of the things that if you ever accidentally pushed it you pulled the battery out and chucked it across the room to prevent the charges from hitting, so the stupid it recorded was pretty localized.
 
2022-01-24 8:54:58 AM  

Marcos P: What the fark?!?

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Mine always got really hot???

:0


It was a sad day when I finally got rid of mine.  Still worked after 20 years but was part of an anti-hoarding compromise with Mrs. SLEZE.

/Yes it ran hot.
//Batman was insanely hard
///California Games was fun right up to the day I got rid of it.
 
2022-01-24 8:55:10 AM  
That was a smooth move
 
2022-01-24 9:07:30 AM  

Nick Nostril: AppleOptionEsc: namegoeshere: Teenage boys are a very special kind of stupid.

As a former teenage boy, 20 years later, can confirm. Thank god we didn't have youtube or facebook.

Or camera phones, amiright?


Camera phones had the resoultion if the Nintendo Camera 256x256 doesn't show much.
 
2022-01-24 9:07:56 AM  
The only thing dumber than a middle-school boy is a roomful of them. More than five and their IQ drops to absolute zero.
 
2022-01-24 9:10:14 AM  
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2022-01-24 9:13:28 AM  

sleze: Marcos P: What the fark?!?

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Mine always got really hot???

:0

It was a sad day when I finally got rid of mine.  Still worked after 20 years but was part of an anti-hoarding compromise with Mrs. SLEZE.

/Yes it ran hot.
//Batman was insanely hard
///California Games was fun right up to the day I got rid of it.


There was this game like xybots or xenobots.... holy shiat I loved it.
And some flying game. Blue thunder?

And yes California games was incredible.
 
2022-01-24 9:16:11 AM  

Maker_of_Roads: Hold on.

They remarked on his bleeding shirt, which kind of implies he's been in the class long enough to have his nipples thaw out and begin bleeding.

And nobody remarked that his kid just has 2 whole cans of what is essentiall Axe body spray emptied out on him?

Surely he would have smelled strong enough to clear the place out well before anyone bothered to notice his bleeding nipples.


I was thinking the same thing...he must have smelled like a French whore.
 
2022-01-24 9:23:26 AM  

Maker_of_Roads: Hold on.

They remarked on his bleeding shirt, which kind of implies he's been in the class long enough to have his nipples thaw out and begin bleeding.

And nobody remarked that his kid just has 2 whole cans of what is essentiall Axe body spray emptied out on him?

Surely he would have smelled strong enough to clear the place out well before anyone bothered to notice his bleeding nipples.


They can't smell it anymore.

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And Axe Bombs:
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2022-01-24 9:30:24 AM  

LewDux: Well that was pointless


Yet he specifically says he'd do it again.  0 benefit, -2 nipples and -2 cans of Lynx.
 
2022-01-24 9:37:43 AM  
Meh, this Canuckian loses a body part every winter due to the cold.
The "frost-bite vasectomy" saved the healthcare system a few loonies but I do miss my hang-lows sometimes..
 
2022-01-24 9:48:07 AM  
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2022-01-24 9:56:54 AM  
And they didn't put in on tik tok? How will anyone know they did it?
 
2022-01-24 9:58:56 AM  
Nice of his friends to flick his nipples off for him once frozen, I suspect it was a flurry of fingers amongst those seeking that bragging right.
 
2022-01-24 10:02:52 AM  
I mean, I get wanting to remove nipples, particularly if you have pencil erasers like mine, but there should be a doctor involved somewhere.
 
2022-01-24 10:03:59 AM  
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2022-01-24 10:08:15 AM  
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2022-01-24 10:42:08 AM  

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Inconsolable.


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/came here to say "Tough luck, Greg"
 
2022-01-24 10:51:15 AM  
This is the fakest story in the history of ever. Dude is supposedly sitting in the classroom bleeding through his shirt and feeling no pain? And he would go back and do it again??  *F*A*K*E*

/ pull the other one, it has got bells on
 
2022-01-24 11:04:36 AM  

Gyrfalcon: The only thing dumber than a middle-school boy is a roomful of them. More than five and their IQ drops to absolute zero.


My 16 year old just had his meniscus repaired thanks to a group of friends, a hill, and a shopping cart
 
2022-01-24 11:04:48 AM  

sleze: Marcos P: What the fark?!?

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Mine always got really hot???

:0

It was a sad day when I finally got rid of mine.  Still worked after 20 years but was part of an anti-hoarding compromise with Mrs. SLEZE.

/Yes it ran hot.
//Batman was insanely hard
///California Games was fun right up to the day I got rid of it.


I regret getting rid of mine.  I still have my TurboGrafX-16, Atari Jaguar (Still sucks), Sears Telegames, and Vectrex.  I also gave away my Virtual Boy.  Wish I had kept that bad boy, too.  It sucked, but it was a cool kind of suck.
 
2022-01-24 11:48:58 AM  
Someone gave birth to this child.

And then fifteen years later received a call saying, "Your son has frozen his nipples off in a body spray dare in the locker room."

When she first sent him off to school, adjusting his little tie and cap, this is not anything she worried about occurring. Yet I have the feeling he's not even the first person who performed this charming feat.
 
2022-01-24 12:01:10 PM  
How do you let *one* get flicked off and then allow the other?

"Hurr, hurr. That was funny. Do the other one."
 
2022-01-24 12:20:15 PM  
Oh joy! I mean, oh no! This is an excuse to link to the "nullo" copypasta again, just six days after the last story about self-inflicted grievous erogenous zone injury!

https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/eu0ey/nullo_worth_the_read/

(Warning: NSFW text, and quite squicky, even though it's not a documentary.)

/ if we humans ever actually decide it's socially acceptable to remove body parts we don't enjoy, I'm pretty sure we'd start with toenails, not nipples.
 
2022-01-24 12:29:36 PM  

Marcos P: What the fark?!?

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Mine always got really hot???

:0


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