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2022-01-24 8:10:38 AM  
I read the comments ray

Oh fark these people are stupid
 
2022-01-24 8:53:24 AM  

baka-san: I read the comments ray

Oh fark these people are stupid


I didn't read the comments. Since its Faux Nudz, I will assume the obvious.
 
2022-01-24 8:54:04 AM  
I'm conflicted. Tell me what Misha Flynn thinks we should do, then do the opposite.
 
2022-01-24 8:54:21 AM  
We do not have the readiness and we do not have the will after Afghanistan.  We could establish air dominance and supply Ukraine, but we won't.  Instead, NATO is about to be sundered, and the world order demolished.  Interesting times, indeed.
 
2022-01-24 8:55:50 AM  
This is the complaint every Republican I know says about Biden: He sounds slow and lost when he talks. It's the only complaint they can grab onto.
 
2022-01-24 8:56:19 AM  
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2022-01-24 8:56:52 AM  
Ooooh, Tucker gonna be maaaad. Messin with his boi, Vlad??
 
2022-01-24 8:57:35 AM  

joen00b: This is the complaint every Republican I know says about Biden: He sounds slow and lost when he talks. It's the only complaint they can grab onto.


*sniff's your hair*
 
2022-01-24 9:01:29 AM  
I don't like the idea. The trick being if you put US troops between Ukrainian and Russian troops Vlad will back down. He can't afford to get into a war with the US, it would tarnish his "tough guy" image, and destroy the illusion that the Russia is anything but a a toothless paper bear.

The only way for Vlad to "win" a war, aka beat US and NATO troops, would be to go nuclear. Vlad is a lot of things but he isn't an idiot and he's a narcissist. He won't do anything that will cause his life to end one picosecond earlier than necessary.
 
2022-01-24 9:13:01 AM  
"WAR MONGER! PEACEFUL NATION! BENIGN OCCUPATION! NON-INTERFERENCE PACT! SOOOPER MANLY LEADERS INTIMIDATES BIDEN! WHY WON'T VLAD RETURN MY CALLS?"
 
2022-01-24 9:13:35 AM  

inglixthemad: I don't like the idea. The trick being if you put US troops between Ukrainian and Russian troops Vlad will back down. He can't afford to get into a war with the US, it would tarnish his "tough guy" image, and destroy the illusion that the Russia is anything but a a toothless paper bear.

The only way for Vlad to "win" a war, aka beat US and NATO troops, would be to go nuclear. Vlad is a lot of things but he isn't an idiot and he's a narcissist. He won't do anything that will cause his life to end one picosecond earlier than necessary.


How about if he thinks he's losing domestic control?

/l'estat, ce moi
//apres moi, le deluge
 
2022-01-24 9:14:11 AM  

Subtonic: *sniff's your hair*


*Believes moronic right wing talking points*
 
2022-01-24 9:14:26 AM  

joen00b: This is the complaint every Republican I know says about Biden: He sounds slow and lost when he talks. It's the only complaint they can grab onto.


If anything, I'm upset that Joe Biden has stepped up to the presidential plate and is in full control of his speech. We no longer get any whacky Joe moments where he just bursts out laughing at Paul Ryan in the middle of a debate, or accidentally asks a person in a wheel chair to please stand up.

Oh well, at least he dropped this tweet recently.
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2022-01-24 9:15:41 AM  
Russian trolls and Tucker really going after Biden now for some reason.
 
2022-01-24 9:19:34 AM  

PunGent: inglixthemad: I don't like the idea. The trick being if you put US troops between Ukrainian and Russian troops Vlad will back down. He can't afford to get into a war with the US, it would tarnish his "tough guy" image, and destroy the illusion that the Russia is anything but a a toothless paper bear.

The only way for Vlad to "win" a war, aka beat US and NATO troops, would be to go nuclear. Vlad is a lot of things but he isn't an idiot and he's a narcissist. He won't do anything that will cause his life to end one picosecond earlier than necessary.

How about if he thinks he's losing domestic control?

/l'estat, ce moi
//apres moi, le deluge


He'll exit, with a LOT of money, to a third country with a new name. He's had an exit planned since before he took power that first time. You think he's going to risk losing control of the military and end up stuck like Saddam Hussein or Mummar Al-Qadhdhāfī? You can't control how people will react to a nuclear launch order. They might listen, or they might be extremely Russian... That means they give you a show trial and publicly execute you before taking over themselves.
 
2022-01-24 9:20:42 AM  
I have noticed an uptick in ruskie bots on twitter
 
2022-01-24 9:20:53 AM  

KarmicDisaster: Russian trolls and Tucker really going after Biden now for some reason.


Because he might block Vlad's attempt to rebuild the former USSR terroritories.
 
2022-01-24 9:20:59 AM  

KarmicDisaster: Russian trolls like Tucker really going after Biden now for some reason.


FTFY
 
2022-01-24 9:21:03 AM  

joen00b: This is the complaint every Republican I know says about Biden: He sounds slow and lost when he talks. It's the only complaint they can grab onto.


His son is the Johnny Appleseed of laptops
He married a doctor that doesn't know why it hurts when I do this (weird arm motion)
He takes the train at a cost of billions in tax dollars (waiting for them to connect him to Little Kim)
 
2022-01-24 9:21:47 AM  

baka-san: I read the comments ray

Oh fark these people are stupid


Yup. And they VOTE
 
2022-01-24 9:21:53 AM  

inglixthemad: KarmicDisaster: Russian trolls and Tucker really going after Biden now for some reason.

Because he might block Vlad's attempt to rebuild using the former USSR terroritories.


Fixed for myself
 
2022-01-24 9:24:34 AM  
Fox News links. Not even once.
 
2022-01-24 9:25:13 AM  

JimmyTheHutt: We do not have the readiness and we do not have the will after Afghanistan.  We could establish air dominance and supply Ukraine, but we won't.  Instead, NATO is about to be sundered, and the world order demolished.  Interesting times, indeed.


"We" absolutely have the will to get dragged into another decades long conflict, and by "we" I mean the military industrial complex that never met a government contract it didn't like.

What you want doesn't matter, what the CEO of Haliburton wants? Now see, that's what's important, and they're absolutely willing to pay that price in the blood of soldiers to make it keep flowing
 
2022-01-24 9:25:52 AM  
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This might be the first time Russia loses a land war to themselves.
 
2022-01-24 9:26:05 AM  

JimmyTheHutt: We do not have the readiness and we do not have the will after Afghanistan.  We could establish air dominance and supply Ukraine, but we won't.  Instead, NATO is about to be sundered, and the world order demolished.  Interesting times, indeed.


true, this long period of peace and prosperity is about to come undone and a lot of death and destruction is going to be unlocked around the globe. Did you read about the missiles intercepted over Abu Dhabi? I wonder what the "omg cruelest must unjust time in our history is now!!" generation is going to think when actual, real, suffering begins to unfold.
 
2022-01-24 9:30:34 AM  
Biden is going to look bad here.

I mean, all those red state MAGA loving Patriots Deluxe didn't say a word about Russian bounties or taking over our bases. They don't care.

And the liberals will complain about more war.
 
2022-01-24 9:32:31 AM  

chasd00: JimmyTheHutt: We do not have the readiness and we do not have the will after Afghanistan.  We could establish air dominance and supply Ukraine, but we won't.  Instead, NATO is about to be sundered, and the world order demolished.  Interesting times, indeed.

true, this long period of peace and prosperity is about to come undone and a lot of death and destruction is going to be unlocked around the globe. Did you read about the missiles intercepted over Abu Dhabi? I wonder what the "omg cruelest must unjust time in our history is now!!" generation is going to think when actual, real, suffering begins to unfold.


You, however, will be fine, manly prepper that you are.
 
2022-01-24 9:33:58 AM  

cryptozoophiliac: chasd00: JimmyTheHutt: We do not have the readiness and we do not have the will after Afghanistan.  We could establish air dominance and supply Ukraine, but we won't.  Instead, NATO is about to be sundered, and the world order demolished.  Interesting times, indeed.

true, this long period of peace and prosperity is about to come undone and a lot of death and destruction is going to be unlocked around the globe. Did you read about the missiles intercepted over Abu Dhabi? I wonder what the "omg cruelest must unjust time in our history is now!!" generation is going to think when actual, real, suffering begins to unfold.

You, however, will be fine, manly prepper that you are.


no i wont, i have a wife, a 12 year old, and a 9 year old. If it comes to the US homeland i won't be ok at all.
 
2022-01-24 9:37:42 AM  

SpectroBoy: Subtonic: *sniff's your hair*

*Believes moronic right wing talking points*


Listen Jack, if you want to go behind the bleachers I'll beat you faster than you can say 'Corn Pop'.
 
2022-01-24 9:37:54 AM  

chasd00: cryptozoophiliac: chasd00: JimmyTheHutt: We do not have the readiness and we do not have the will after Afghanistan.  We could establish air dominance and supply Ukraine, but we won't.  Instead, NATO is about to be sundered, and the world order demolished.  Interesting times, indeed.

true, this long period of peace and prosperity is about to come undone and a lot of death and destruction is going to be unlocked around the globe. Did you read about the missiles intercepted over Abu Dhabi? I wonder what the "omg cruelest must unjust time in our history is now!!" generation is going to think when actual, real, suffering begins to unfold.

You, however, will be fine, manly prepper that you are.

no i wont, i have a wife, a 12 year old, and a 9 year old. If it comes to the US homeland i won't be ok at all.


Guess you should have voted for Trump, then. Something tells me he would have no problem with a Russian-dominated Ukraine. Then we could get back to watching John Cena and the rest of Hollywood eat Chinese ass like it was pudding.
 
2022-01-24 9:42:39 AM  

HerptheDerp: baka-san: I read the comments ray

Oh fark these people are stupid

Yup. And they VOTE


Perhaps.  Most January 6th traitors did not vote.
 
2022-01-24 9:43:22 AM  

chasd00: cryptozoophiliac: chasd00: JimmyTheHutt: We do not have the readiness and we do not have the will after Afghanistan.  We could establish air dominance and supply Ukraine, but we won't.  Instead, NATO is about to be sundered, and the world order demolished.  Interesting times, indeed.

true, this long period of peace and prosperity is about to come undone and a lot of death and destruction is going to be unlocked around the globe. Did you read about the missiles intercepted over Abu Dhabi? I wonder what the "omg cruelest must unjust time in our history is now!!" generation is going to think when actual, real, suffering begins to unfold.

You, however, will be fine, manly prepper that you are.

no i wont, i have a wife, a 12 year old, and a 9 year old. If it comes to the US homeland i won't be ok at all.


The New Republican Manly Man: we must feed the Russians other democracies and others' wives & children or they'll kill our wives & children!

The only promise of such foreign policy cowardice is that if you acquiesce quietly you may be allowed to be among the last to die.
 
2022-01-24 9:43:58 AM  

chasd00: If it comes to the US homeland i won't be ok at all.


WWII barely got to the US homeland (and was before US involvement anyway), and now we have far more military hardware than all of Europe (let alone just Russia).

That's quite an "if".

// Russia's going to have to fight their way off the continent first
// unless they attack Alaska (for its strategic importance?)
// yes, it has minerals and oil - which will take a while to be useful to Russia, even if they took it all in a week
 
2022-01-24 9:48:14 AM  

Subtonic: SpectroBoy: Subtonic: *sniff's your hair*

*Believes moronic right wing talking points*

Listen Jack, if you want to go behind the bleachers I'll beat you faster than you can say 'Corn Pop'.


Ohh, yet another right wing talking point
 
2022-01-24 9:49:03 AM  

joen00b: This is the complaint every Republican I know says about Biden: He sounds slow and lost when he talks. It's the only complaint they can grab onto.


Which is crazy to me, since Trump sounded like he had a brain injury when he spoke.

Of course, they freaked out about Obama golfing and never mentioned trumps, so I guess it's just par for the course.
 
2022-01-24 9:51:41 AM  

Natalie Portmanteau: joen00b: This is the complaint every Republican I know says about Biden: He sounds slow and lost when he talks. It's the only complaint they can grab onto.

Which is crazy to me, since Trump sounded like he had a brain injury when he spoke.

Of course, they freaked out about Obama golfing and never mentioned trumps, so I guess it's just par for the course.


It's all projection all the time. It's what they do.
 
2022-01-24 9:53:59 AM  
In this current political ecosystem? People get defended and praised for conducting coups against democracy because otherwise it would make their side look bad and might damage their careers. Criticism in favor of our enemies because it makes the opposition look bad is a pretty low bar these days. No limits anymore, only tribalism.
 
2022-01-24 9:56:13 AM  
FOX NEWS IS A NATIONAL SECURITY THREAT.
It's so obvious at this point that it's going to bring down the GQP when the American people rise up and rather than than storm the Bastille , they will storm FOXNews HQ.
 
2022-01-24 9:56:51 AM  

Natalie Portmanteau: joen00b: This is the complaint every Republican I know says about Biden: He sounds slow and lost when he talks. It's the only complaint they can grab onto.

Which is crazy to me, since Trump sounded like he had a brain injury when he spoke.

Of course, they freaked out about Obama golfing and never mentioned trumps, so I guess it's just par for the course.


I mentioned that to a Trumper once who could only call Biden an old man. They had no real response, just like all of their talking points

Glad I don't work with that one anymore
 
2022-01-24 9:58:05 AM  

cryptozoophiliac: chasd00: cryptozoophiliac: chasd00: JimmyTheHutt: We do not have the readiness and we do not have the will after Afghanistan.  We could establish air dominance and supply Ukraine, but we won't.  Instead, NATO is about to be sundered, and the world order demolished.  Interesting times, indeed.

true, this long period of peace and prosperity is about to come undone and a lot of death and destruction is going to be unlocked around the globe. Did you read about the missiles intercepted over Abu Dhabi? I wonder what the "omg cruelest must unjust time in our history is now!!" generation is going to think when actual, real, suffering begins to unfold.

You, however, will be fine, manly prepper that you are.

no i wont, i have a wife, a 12 year old, and a 9 year old. If it comes to the US homeland i won't be ok at all.

Guess you should have voted for Trump, then. Something tells me he would have no problem with a Russian-dominated Ukraine. Then we could get back to watching John Cena and the rest of Hollywood eat Chinese ass like it was pudding.


yeah, maybe i should have. I think many are feeling the same and regretting their voting decision.
 
2022-01-24 9:58:07 AM  

HerptheDerp: baka-san: I read the comments ray

Oh fark these people are stupid

Yup. And they VOTE


And you refer to African American Republican Politicians as Uncle Tim.
 
2022-01-24 10:04:47 AM  
Everything FOX is stupid 100% of the time
 
2022-01-24 10:09:58 AM  

joen00b: This is the complaint every Republican I know says about Biden: He sounds slow and lost when he talks. It's the only complaint they can grab onto.


These people haven't actually listened to a Biden speech. Likewise, they call Trump a great speaker or a smart businessman and never actually listened to one of his speeches. They see a carefully cultivated 10 second clip on Fox News and it's good enough for them.
 
2022-01-24 10:11:55 AM  

2farknfunny: Subtonic: SpectroBoy: Subtonic: *sniff's your hair*

*Believes moronic right wing talking points*

Listen Jack, if you want to go behind the bleachers I'll beat you faster than you can say 'Corn Pop'.

Ohh, yet another right wing talking point


Careful. You know what he REALLY wants behind the bleachers
 
2022-01-24 10:12:36 AM  

Natalie Portmanteau: joen00b: This is the complaint every Republican I know says about Biden: He sounds slow and lost when he talks. It's the only complaint they can grab onto.

Which is crazy to me, since Trump sounded like he had a brain injury when he spoke.

Of course, they freaked out about Obama golfing and never mentioned trumps, so I guess it's just par for the course.


What you did there. I saw it
 
2022-01-24 10:13:15 AM  
their "he's slow and senile" attacks on Biden as such transparent CYA bullshiat, after four years of TFG.

Trump hasn't spoken two coherent sentences in a row since before he started crapping his pants. and Biden's the slow one?
 
2022-01-24 10:13:42 AM  

chasd00: cryptozoophiliac: chasd00: cryptozoophiliac: chasd00: JimmyTheHutt: We do not have the readiness and we do not have the will after Afghanistan.  We could establish air dominance and supply Ukraine, but we won't.  Instead, NATO is about to be sundered, and the world order demolished.  Interesting times, indeed.

true, this long period of peace and prosperity is about to come undone and a lot of death and destruction is going to be unlocked around the globe. Did you read about the missiles intercepted over Abu Dhabi? I wonder what the "omg cruelest must unjust time in our history is now!!" generation is going to think when actual, real, suffering begins to unfold.

You, however, will be fine, manly prepper that you are.

no i wont, i have a wife, a 12 year old, and a 9 year old. If it comes to the US homeland i won't be ok at all.

Guess you should have voted for Trump, then. Something tells me he would have no problem with a Russian-dominated Ukraine. Then we could get back to watching John Cena and the rest of Hollywood eat Chinese ass like it was pudding.

yeah, maybe i should have. I think many are feeling the same and regretting their voting decision.


You don't win by electing appeasers. You just push the can of worms a little farther down the road until the worms are Arrakis sized and end us all. Of course, nuclear genies being what they are, it might not matter in any way, now or later.
 
2022-01-24 10:32:24 AM  
Poor wittle Republican snowflakes don't feel like wearing their "I'd rather be Russian then American" shirts anymore
 
2022-01-24 10:37:11 AM  
Democrats love war. They haven't met a military engagement they disagreed with at the start.

Biden's just doing what comes naturally.
 
2022-01-24 10:37:41 AM  

Subtonic: SpectroBoy: Subtonic: *sniff's your hair*

*Believes moronic right wing talking points*

Listen Jack, if you want to go behind the bleachers I'll beat you faster than you can say 'Corn Pop'.


I'm not falling for that one after what coach did to me in high school.
 
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