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(The Sun)   What do you do when your pet pufferfish has teeth so big she can't eat? Take her to the fish dentist of course (possible nsfw content on page)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line
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2022-01-24 1:35:18 AM  
Soo, the fish monger didn't feed the puffer fish its proper diet of snails, clams, and crabs. Which would've helped keep its teeth at a reasonable length.

Instead, they likely paid an exorbitant amount of money*, to have a specialist grind down the puffy fellows teeth... Causing undue stress to an already stressed animal.

Protip:
If you're inclined to keep exotic animals or plants.
Learn how to how to f*cking care for them!
BEFORE you f*cking get them!

*How many tetraodontiform dentists do you know?
 
2022-01-24 6:10:38 AM  
You find a skilled sushi chef is what you do.
 
2022-01-24 8:37:35 AM  
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2022-01-24 9:32:17 AM  
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2022-01-24 12:43:41 PM  
I thought you'd take them to a sturgeon.
 
2022-01-25 2:56:39 AM  

Redh8t: Soo, the fish monger didn't feed the puffer fish its proper diet of snails, clams, and crabs. Which would've helped keep its teeth at a reasonable length.

Instead, they likely paid an exorbitant amount of money*, to have a specialist grind down the puffy fellows teeth... Causing undue stress to an already stressed animal.

Protip:
If you're inclined to keep exotic animals or plants.
Learn how to how to f*cking care for them!
BEFORE you f*cking get them!

*How many tetraodontiform dentists do you know?


This. Sometimes you can't get them to eat the snails, though.
I've heard of people trying this at home using clove as anesthesia, but that just sounded reckless.
A friend has three pufferfish. One named 'penney'
Me: how do you know it's a girl?
Friend: her name is Penney.
Me:
 
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