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    More: Fail, United States Army, Criminal Investigation Department, Copyright, All rights reserved, Louisville, Kentucky, Police, FORT KNOX, Crime  
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3274 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Jan 2022 at 6:31 AM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-23 11:10:42 PM  
You gotta give points for balls for anybody attacking the U.S. Army Armor Center.
 
2022-01-24 5:01:47 AM  

Jeff5: You gotta give points for balls for anybody attacking the U.S. Army Armor Center.


Armor school moved to Fort Benning a few years ago.
 
2022-01-24 5:46:16 AM  
That's funny. They said they'd shoot me if I tried to break out of Knox.
 
2022-01-24 6:40:23 AM  
Probably trying to confirm the conspiracy theory about there not being any gold at Fort Knox
 
2022-01-24 6:42:22 AM  
Sounds like an odd job.
 
2022-01-24 6:46:06 AM  
Not sure why you bothered to tell me the plan if you're just going to gas me. You're supposed to be courteous with people's attention.
 
2022-01-24 6:50:39 AM  
I came for pussy galore.
 
2022-01-24 6:56:35 AM  

starlost: I came for pussy galore.


Here you go!
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2022-01-24 6:57:11 AM  
It was the most believable acting in any movie ever
 
2022-01-24 7:00:23 AM  

starlost: I came for pussy galore.


But you left with Riot Pussy
 
2022-01-24 7:04:50 AM  

thealgorerhythm: Sounds like an odd job.


Breaking is sounds like a Random Task as well
 
2022-01-24 7:05:47 AM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: starlost: I came for pussy galore.

But you left with Riot Pussy


Pussy Riot. Whatever. I once road a buss with John Spencer. He was reading to his kid so didn't engage. Also road a subway with Les Savy Fave.   They seemed deep in conversation so also didn't engage
 
2022-01-24 7:15:39 AM  

thealgorerhythm: Sounds like an odd job.


That's random
 
2022-01-24 7:17:40 AM  
> Once stopped, officers tried to verbally deescalate the situation
 
2022-01-24 7:21:36 AM  

HairBolus: > Once stopped, officers tried to verbally deescalate the situation


They screamed "Don't move" at the body, and the suspect complied.
 
2022-01-24 7:21:51 AM  
"Once stopped, officers tried to verbally deescalate the situation for about 90 minutes,"

Omg I'm just trying to turn around! It was an accident, please forgive me,  I didn't mean to drive on base!! Stop yelling at me. Why do you all have guns pointed at me. I'm just trying to get out of here!!

"Officers shot and killed him around 1:20 a.m. Sunday."
 
2022-01-24 7:23:52 AM  
"Once stopped, officers tried to verbally deescalate the situation for about 90 minutes"

Impress.."man's name has not been released, but he was described as a 41-year-old, non-military affiliated white male"

Oooooh
 
2022-01-24 7:33:47 AM  
Delta-9  was lethal.

/oh pussy
 
2022-01-24 7:46:01 AM  

Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen: starlost: I came for pussy galore.

Here you go!
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Careful, you can get a ban for posting a pic with that much pussy in it!
 
2022-01-24 8:32:23 AM  

Jeff5: You gotta give points for balls for anybody attacking the U.S. Army Armor Center.


Sounds like he went to the school   ( •_•)>⌐□-□   /   (⌐□_□)  of Hard Knox...
 
2022-01-24 8:37:48 AM  
it just the government trying to control you!  first it was making us wear masks, then t was you have to get vaccinated! now they've taken away out right to storm gold vaults!  we will not comply!
 
2022-01-24 8:42:49 AM  
Dude was looking for the corporal who was banging his wife.

Should have thought up a more cunning plan.
 
2022-01-24 8:54:15 AM  

BrerRobot: "Once stopped, officers tried to verbally deescalate the situation for about 90 minutes,"

Omg I'm just trying to turn around! It was an accident, please forgive me,  I didn't mean to drive on base!! Stop yelling at me. Why do you all have guns pointed at me. I'm just trying to get out of here!!

"Officers shot and killed him around 1:20 a.m. Sunday."


After I graduated Basic I borrowed my parents car (they came for graduation) and me and three buddies went haul assing up and down the hills we had been running the past few months.

I guess we made a couple of wrong turns, wound up on the road to the Depository.  I guess we got within a hundred yards of the guard shack before we realized where we were....at about 11:00 PM.

That is a definite "turn the fark around and go away" looking guard shack, so we did.
 
2022-01-24 9:22:24 AM  

scanman61: BrerRobot: "Once stopped, officers tried to verbally deescalate the situation for about 90 minutes,"

Omg I'm just trying to turn around! It was an accident, please forgive me,  I didn't mean to drive on base!! Stop yelling at me. Why do you all have guns pointed at me. I'm just trying to get out of here!!

"Officers shot and killed him around 1:20 a.m. Sunday."

After I graduated Basic I borrowed my parents car (they came for graduation) and me and three buddies went haul assing up and down the hills we had been running the past few months.

I guess we made a couple of wrong turns, wound up on the road to the Depository.  I guess we got within a hundred yards of the guard shack before we realized where we were....at about 11:00 PM.

That is a definite "turn the fark around and go away" looking guard shack, so we did.


My cousin accidentally drove onto Langley and got busted for a gram of weed.  A couple thousand bucks and 2 years of a weekly drug program later, he joined the navy.
 
2022-01-24 9:29:30 AM  
Interesting trivia.

Bill Murray's Stripes was filmed at Ft Knox.  I was stationed there for basic training in 1987. Saw a lot of the place where they filmed. The reception center, the WWII barracks, the parade field (parking lot) the long bank of phone booths, the obstacle course, and the quartermaster building where "chicks pay top dollar for this stuff back in NY"
 
2022-01-24 9:49:28 AM  

ranchguy: Delta-9 was lethal.



Exactly. Goldfinger lied about the nature of the plan, telling the gangsters that Delta-9 induced "complete unconsciousness for 24 hours".

Or maybe he told a version of the truth. Death really is "complete unconsciousness" and the "24 hours" was a lowball estimate.


technicallycorrect.jpg
 
2022-01-24 10:21:36 AM  

scanman61: went haul assing up and down the hills we had been running the past few months.


ow... my knees.
 
2022-01-24 10:24:31 AM  
Fort Knox? Ha! It's for tourists.
 
2022-01-24 10:53:18 AM  

NewportBarGuy: scanman61: went haul assing up and down the hills we had been running the past few months.

ow... my knees.


You've familiar with Agony and Misery?
 
2022-01-24 11:30:05 AM  
That's a fact, Jack.
 
2022-01-24 12:16:06 PM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: Serious Post on Serious Thread: starlost: I came for pussy galore.

But you left with Riot Pussy

Pussy Riot. Whatever. I once road a buss with John Spencer. He was reading to his kid so didn't engage. Also road a subway with Les Savy Fave.   They seemed deep in conversation so also didn't engage


Damn!
/love JSBE
 
2022-01-24 12:49:02 PM  

Exile On Beale Street: Serious Post on Serious Thread: Serious Post on Serious Thread: starlost: I came for pussy galore.

But you left with Riot Pussy

Pussy Riot. Whatever. I once road a buss with John Spencer. He was reading to his kid so didn't engage. Also road a subway with Les Savy Fave.   They seemed deep in conversation so also didn't engage

Damn!
/love JSBE


Yes that is naked boss hog cover. Not original but complete. (Probably nsfw if you zoom in)
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Also Butter 08. The cross over Blues Explosion/Cibo Mato project. Saw them live in Chicago. Also saw JSBE at least 3-4 times. Maybe more. I was pretty out of it in the 90s. Only bands I saw more were Yo La Tengo, Sonic Youth and Butthole Surfers. About 6-12 times each.
 
2022-01-24 2:26:06 PM  

scanman61: NewportBarGuy: scanman61: went haul assing up and down the hills we had been running the past few months.

ow... my knees.

You've familiar with Agony and Misery?


I was explaining Agony & Misery to my wife just the other week.  She agreed that they are named correctly.
 
2022-01-24 2:59:11 PM  
Dollar bills aren't redeemable for gold, and haven't been for a while. He seems to have missed that.
 
2022-01-24 5:42:58 PM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: Exile On Beale Street: Serious Post on Serious Thread: Serious Post on Serious Thread: starlost: I came for pussy galore.

But you left with Riot Pussy

Pussy Riot. Whatever. I once road a buss with John Spencer. He was reading to his kid so didn't engage. Also road a subway with Les Savy Fave.   They seemed deep in conversation so also didn't engage

Damn!
/love JSBE

Yes that is naked boss hog cover. Not original but complete. (Probably nsfw if you zoom in)[Fark user image image 425x566]

Also Butter 08. The cross over Blues Explosion/Cibo Mato project. Saw them live in Chicago. Also saw JSBE at least 3-4 times. Maybe more. I was pretty out of it in the 90s. Only bands I saw more were Yo La Tengo, Sonic Youth and Butthole Surfers. About 6-12 times each.


My old band The Moonshiners was briefly Paul "Wine" Jones' backup band around the Delta before Fat Possum snatched him up. Our bass player went on tour with him. We got to open up at the Howlin Wolf West Point festival. I met RL, Jon, Russell, Judah. And JR farking Kimbrough. A few years later, I opened up for Cedric. Small world.
 
2022-01-24 7:44:17 PM  

steklo: Interesting trivia.

Bill Murray's Stripes was filmed at Ft Knox.  I was stationed there for basic training in 1987. Saw a lot of the place where they filmed. The reception center, the WWII barracks, the parade field (parking lot) the long bank of phone booths, the obstacle course, and the quartermaster building where "chicks pay top dollar for this stuff back in NY"


I still call the U.S. Army Human Resources Command building the William H Murray complex.
 
2022-01-24 7:45:33 PM  

RoLleRKoaSTeR: steklo: Interesting trivia.

Bill Murray's Stripes was filmed at Ft Knox.  I was stationed there for basic training in 1987. Saw a lot of the place where they filmed. The reception center, the WWII barracks, the parade field (parking lot) the long bank of phone booths, the obstacle course, and the quartermaster building where "chicks pay top dollar for this stuff back in NY"

I still call the U.S. Army Human Resources Command building the William J Murray complex.

ftfm
 
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