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(AP News)   Pope calls for day of prayer for peace for Ukraine. Wednesday, he wants Wednesday. I don't know if there will be refreshments. No, we can't do peace on Tuesday, how's Friday? Already invaded by Friday? Okay, let's stay with Wednesday then   (apnews.com) divider line
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2022-01-24 3:20:09 AM  
Well that will certainly solve every thing.
 
2022-01-24 3:26:50 AM  
Ever blow your nose and think, that's a waste of a good booger?
 
2022-01-24 3:26:50 AM  
At least the Roman Catholic church has a record of hiding people so they don't have to go to war (over 100,000 Quebecois dodged the draft in the First World War, when not one QC MP voted to go to war but every English MP did and they planned to send Quebecers first), or spiriting people away from the Soviet Union (the Polish underground railroad was extremely active and extremely succesful, as Canada's Polish community in Toronto and the Golden Horseshoe prove).

There are few institutions as successfully anti-KGB as the Roman Catholic church. Putin's generation of KGB were outwitted and outmanouvered by them. I guess Putin is counting on the church networks of Pope John Paul II being long gone with nobody to revive them. But I think JP was just one leader among many centuries of leaders who had powers rivaling any state or empire.

*Offer historically not good for non-Catholics but Pope Francis might be willing to change that. Vatican diplomacy is inscrutable. Or at least harder to scrute than most.
 
2022-01-24 3:37:21 AM  
Praying isn't my thing, if I'm going to get goofy to distract from suffering and hope for a better tomorrow I'll cast a spell.

Ritual equipment:
1 yellow birthday candle
1 cerulean blue birthday candle
1 Hostess Snoball

Use the candles on the cake, light them.

Shout the magic words:
Yoo ess ay, yoo ess ay,
Orm yook rayn!

Blow out the candles and eat the Snoball in defiance of Putin who would ban Hostess Snoballs due to perceived homosexuality.
 
2022-01-24 3:37:41 AM  
Can we also make that our Day of Thoughts?  I mean, if we're taking the time to pray, maybe we could double-up and change the world more efficiently.
 
2022-01-24 3:40:14 AM  
Purple_Urkle:  Blow out the candles and eat the Snoball in defiance of Putin who would ban Hostess Snoballs due to perceived homosexuality.

I recall an episode of Survivor where the reward was a visit from family.  Winners were talking at dinner with family about their favorite foods.  One family member said, "I love those Hostess Snowballs, with the coconut covering."  All the contestants were disgusted, because all they'd eaten was rice and coconut for 20-some дни.
 
2022-01-24 4:20:16 AM  
Blood for th bløød gød
 
2022-01-24 4:33:59 AM  
Is he calling for more investigations into molestations and abuse by his clergy? Because that would actually be newsworthy.
 
2022-01-24 5:08:30 AM  
So if there's a war the pope is saying it's God's fault? Interesting theory.
 
2022-01-24 6:17:23 AM  
The pope can suck my cock.
 
2022-01-24 8:00:10 AM  

Jumbled: The pope can suck my cock.


You're probably to old.
 
2022-01-24 9:59:29 AM  

Bennie Crabtree: At least the Roman Catholic church has a record of hiding people so they don't have to go to war (over 100,000 Quebecois dodged the draft in the First World War, when not one QC MP voted to go to war but every English MP did and they planned to send Quebecers first), or spiriting people away from the Soviet Union (the Polish underground railroad was extremely active and extremely succesful, as Canada's Polish community in Toronto and the Golden Horseshoe prove).

There are few institutions as successfully anti-KGB as the Roman Catholic church. Putin's generation of KGB were outwitted and outmanouvered by them. I guess Putin is counting on the church networks of Pope John Paul II being long gone with nobody to revive them. But I think JP was just one leader among many centuries of leaders who had powers rivaling any state or empire.

*Offer historically not good for non-Catholics but Pope Francis might be willing to change that. Vatican diplomacy is inscrutable. Or at least harder to scrute than most.


The same criminal organization that swept rampant peadophilia under the rug and hid or transfered child-molesting clergy to other locations so that they could continue to cause harm? The same criminal organization that knew about the holocaust but didi not condemn it? The same criminal organization that hoards billions of dollars of artwork and property yet still grovels for money from congregats? the same criminal organization that opposes birth control and still condemns LGBTQ as 'sinful'?  The same criminal organization that pushes exorcism as a real thing. That catholic church?

Yeah, fark the catholic church and fark the pope and his cabal of criminals. Dissolve the whole thing and move on. The CC sure as fark is not a net good for society.

Yeah, fuc
 
2022-01-24 12:58:41 PM  
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What the pope praying might look like...
 
2022-01-24 7:52:35 PM  
"I've just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday, which means that the test we take each Friday on what we learned during the week will now take place on Monday before we've learned it. But since today is Tuesday, it doesn't matter in the slightest."

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2022-01-25 12:52:29 AM  
Wednesday is Australia Day, so you can count us out. Yes, all of us.
 
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