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2022-01-23 4:44:06 PM  
She said she had heard a loud argument around 3am before seeing Mr Evans lying on the ground seriously injured.
Officers from the local Mueang Police found a sickle and a pair of shoes at the scene.


Uhummm
 
2022-01-23 7:50:49 PM  
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2022-01-23 8:24:01 PM  
Marcus Evans, from Weston-super-Mare, and his friend were attacked with a sickle-shaped knife while drinking and playing music in the early hours of Saturday

As someone who's had neighbors across the street blast their bass at 5am on a Saturday, I'm not saying I condone it, but I understand it.
 
2022-01-23 10:19:55 PM  
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2022-01-23 10:20:42 PM  
Bad genius subby.
 
2022-01-23 10:21:36 PM  
Someone's putting in early for "Context Headline of The Year".

Well done, Subby.
 
2022-01-23 10:22:12 PM  

koder: Marcus Evans, from Weston-super-Mare, and his friend were attacked with a sickle-shaped knife while drinking and playing music in the early hours of Saturday

As someone who's had neighbors across the street blast their bass at 5am on a Saturday, I'm not saying I condone it, but I understand it.


All night, any night was the norm at my last apartment. Subwoofers, screaming matches in the hallways at all hours, litter on the ground right next to the f*cking trash can. Living somewhere now that is quiet and it has done loads for my sanity
 
2022-01-23 10:23:11 PM  
Word of advice, if you live in another country, don't stay up drinking with locals who have mental health issues.
 
2022-01-23 10:23:38 PM  
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2022-01-23 10:26:22 PM  

dready zim: Word of advice, if you live in another country, don't stay up drinking with locals who have mental health issues.


If shutting up annoying musicians at 3 am is a mental health issue, I need to be committed.
 
2022-01-23 10:26:40 PM  

dready zim: Word of advice, if you live in another country, don't stay up drinking with locals who have mental health issues.


Yeah because people with mental health are tagged a glowing necklace to help identify them easily.
 
2022-01-23 10:27:09 PM  
Stop arguing or get the sickle
 
2022-01-23 10:29:16 PM  
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2022-01-23 10:30:25 PM  
I don't want a sickle.
I just wanna ride on my motor pickle.
 
2022-01-23 10:31:00 PM  
Was it a a single blade, a double or one with an engine? I need to know if it's a uni-, bi- or motor sickle.
 
2022-01-23 10:36:14 PM  

Slypork: Was it a a single blade, a double or one with an engine? I need to know if it's a uni-, bi- or motor sickle.


It was a bye sickle
 
2022-01-23 10:39:08 PM  
This is definitely an introductory plot hook that will lead to a wilderness campaign involving evil druids, possibly with a green dragon as the ultimate boss.
 
2022-01-23 10:40:34 PM  
Took me a minute to get the headline.

Now Subby owes me a new keyboard.
 
2022-01-23 10:45:47 PM  
Isnt it a bit sh*t, grammatically speaking, to say that a weapon attacked them?
 
2022-01-23 10:50:34 PM  

jokerscrowbar: Slypork: Was it a a single blade, a double or one with an engine? I need to know if it's a uni-, bi- or motor sickle.

It was a bye sickle


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2022-01-23 10:51:25 PM  

UNC_Samurai: [upload.wikimedia.org image 750x1008]


That pic doesn't show enough leg.
 
2022-01-23 10:51:25 PM  

mrparks: Isnt it a bit sh*t, grammatically speaking, to say that a weapon attacked them?


Only if it's a gun.
 
2022-01-23 10:52:09 PM  

koder: I'm not saying I condone it, but I understand it.


There but for the grace of god go I.
 
2022-01-23 10:53:56 PM  

Madman drummers bummers: Took me a minute to get the headline.

Now Subby owes me a new keyboard.


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2022-01-23 10:55:20 PM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Someone's putting in early for "Context Headline of The Year".

Well done, Subby.


it took me entirely too long to get that.
 
2022-01-23 10:59:12 PM  
I've been to Thailand a bunch of times. It's one of the places I'd like to visit with the family once we start traveling again.
Their level of hospitality is second to none. They genuinely like to make people happy.

That said, DO NOT:
1. Insult the king
2. Insult the Buddha (or mess with statues)
3. Negatively affect a person's livelihood
The resulting backlash will be extreme, and is often mob-based.

/I've heard of sooo many stories of someone bad-mouthing the king, drunkenly messing with a statue or pushing over a seller's cart, and then getting mobbed and beaten severely
//TLDR: don't be a jerk
 
2022-01-23 11:01:57 PM  
yt ppl y u no be quiet at 3am
 
2022-01-23 11:04:13 PM  
Mr Evans's partner paid tribute to him on social media, posting a picture of the couple together, saying: "And just like that, another person I loved dearly.... Gone."


How terrible for her.
 
2022-01-23 11:11:14 PM  
On their behalf, I've been asked to say that there are a whole lot of people who don't get this headline.
 
2022-01-23 11:16:21 PM  
Now he's a dad-in-two.
 
2022-01-23 11:16:48 PM  

thorpe: On their behalf, I've been asked to say that there are a whole lot of people who don't get this headline.


Tag+Headline+TFA
 
2022-01-23 11:36:37 PM  
They gotta lock that guy up. In a sickle cell.
 
2022-01-23 11:48:20 PM  
Dammit I don't get it.

I require please a detailed explanation, for my smooth brain is currently pickled.
 
2022-01-24 12:11:41 AM  

SergeantObvious: Dammit I don't get it.

I require please a detailed explanation, for my smooth brain is currently pickled.


1) Note the tag.
2) The first letter of the headline is a lowercase L, not an uppercase i.
3) RTFA

In any order, really. Took me a minute, as noted above.
 
2022-01-24 12:37:53 AM  

Madman drummers bummers: SergeantObvious: Dammit I don't get it.

I require please a detailed explanation, for my smooth brain is currently pickled.

1) Note the tag.
2) The first letter of the headline is a lowercase L, not an uppercase i.
3) RTFA

In any order, really. Took me a minute, as noted above.


Sonofabiatch.

I am shamed. My Farkness is found wanting.

I shall diminish, and go into the Bourbon, and remain Sergeant.
 
2022-01-24 12:58:21 AM  

Madman drummers bummers: Took me a minute to get the headline.

Now Subby owes me a new keyboard.


Took me a sec too. Very clever.. or cleaver
 
2022-01-24 1:30:19 AM  

Slypork: Was it a a single blade, a double or one with an engine? I need to know if it's a uni-, bi- or motor sickle.


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2022-01-24 1:45:30 AM  

koder: Marcus Evans, from Weston-super-Mare, and his friend were attacked with a sickle-shaped knife while drinking and playing music in the early hours of Saturday

As someone who's had neighbors across the street blast their bass at 5am on a Saturday, I'm not saying I condone it, but I understand it.


We had a neighbor like that once. He also had 3 pittbulls and on one of their all-nighters a buddy drunk-drove his car into his gate, damaging it. One day his three digs got out and attacked me while i was walking my own dogs. If my own very loud screaming hadn't drawn in half the neighborhood to drag those animals off my Inu he would be dead now. Nearly had his ears and skin ripped right off his head.

I don't blame the dogs, i blame the farkwit owner, who paid every last cent of all the medical costs incurred, including my rabies and tetanus shots. Police involvement? We called them and their only effort was a single officer sent about 4 days later to wag her finger at the guy to pay the medical expenses (which he did).

Same thing happened about a month later to a teenager and his own dog. Kid cit sent to hospital and his dog was ripped to shreads. His dad is a dentist or something and last i heard anything on thhe subject was going all-on on pursuing full legal action against the coont. Asshole Dude also very suddenly packed up and moved out of the neighborhhod. Turns out he was a renter and farking trashed the place while he was there, including letting the garden basically completely wither and die.

Rant over but the moral is: from general personal experience, prople who party into the early hours playing loud, bassy "music" in an area where it will disturb others trying to sleep because they have work the next day, are utter gutter-coonts. So while i don't condone this action, i fully understand.
 
2022-01-24 1:52:08 AM  
Addendum to previous rant-post. Asshole loved to do his party on weekdays, and occasionally had weekend-long benders. Meaning the drinking, loud crappy music and BS would startup at about 2 PM on friday and continue without end until monday morning 4 am, 4 meters away from several surroundong houses' bedroom windows.
 
2022-01-24 2:07:14 AM  
Feels his pain.

/subby
//couldn't make the headline start with a lower case L so had to improvise

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2022-01-24 6:19:06 AM  

jaivirtualcard: dready zim: Word of advice, if you live in another country, don't stay up drinking with locals who have mental health issues.

Yeah because people with mental health are tagged a glowing necklace to help identify them easily.


People with mental health are generally OK to be around. It's the ones with mental health problems you want to worry about.
 
2022-01-24 9:42:45 AM  
Good Lord, Subby.
 
2022-01-24 10:02:49 AM  

Madman drummers bummers: SergeantObvious: Dammit I don't get it.

I require please a detailed explanation, for my smooth brain is currently pickled.

1) Note the tag.
2) The first letter of the headline is a lowercase L, not an uppercase i.
3) RTFA


Not sure the payoff is worth clicking thru the Yahoo paywall.

Am NOT rtfa.
 
2022-01-24 11:23:42 AM  

Pert: Feels his pain.

/subby
//couldn't make the headline start with a lower case L so had to improvise

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Hmm.
Should have used uppercase. LE would fit since the tag is block letters.
 
2022-01-24 2:37:30 PM  

LOLITROLU: Pert: Feels his pain.

/subby
//couldn't make the headline start with a lower case L so had to improvise

[Fark user image image 245x240]

Hmm.
Should have used uppercase. LE would fit since the tag is block letters.


You are not wrong.
 
2022-01-24 2:51:01 PM  

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Comrade Stalin walked into the auditorium, ready to give his speech on the next Five-Year Plan.

He approached the podium, and just as he was about to speak, someone in the audience sneezed very loudly. Startled by the outburst, Stalin looked upon the crowd and demanded, "Which of you interrupted me by sneezing?"

The crowd sat silent. Nobody wanted to incur his legendary wrath.

Stalin stared at the crowd. Not satisfied by the lack of response, he turned to his assistant and said, "Comrade, take the entire first row outside and shoot them."

The assistant complied. Stalin stood in silence as the people were marched outside and summarily executed, the gunshots echoing through the quiet auditorium.

Once the deed was done, Stalin again turned to the crowd. "I repeat: Which of you interrupted me by sneezing?"

The crowd, now completely terrorized, again sat in complete silence not knowing what to do.

Stalin turned again to his assistant. "Comrade, take the second row outside and shoot them as well."

The assistant looked despondent, but complied. The shots again rang through the auditorium as a ghastly reminder of what it meant to anger Comrade Stalin.

A third time, Stalin looked upon the crowd. "I grow tired of asking. Which of you interrupted me by sneezing?"

From the back of the crowd, a man stood up and bowed his head, then said, "Comrade, I cannot bear the guilt of seeing my other comrades punished for my actions. It was I who sneezed."

Stalin looked at him, raised his hand, and said, "Bless you, comrade."

And began his speech.
 
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