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(Twitter)   Don Jr. Needs an intervention. Or at least someone to keep him off social media when he's ripped to the gills   (twitter.com) divider line
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5252 clicks; posted to Politics » on 23 Jan 2022 at 7:41 PM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-23 4:32:51 PM  
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2022-01-23 4:38:49 PM  
Starting by projecting Giuliani farts and goes straight into "I'm a farking moron who doesn't know jack farking shiat"

// China has been nuclear since 1964
 
2022-01-23 4:41:34 PM  
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2022-01-23 4:45:48 PM  
Eh, this isn't even funny anymore. He's a boring little shiat. I see enough morons with substance abuse problems when I'm at work, I don't need to see that one trying to suck the dick of everyone stupid enough to think he's speaking their language... Can't wait to see him sobbing on a street corner like The Penguin was tho.
 
2022-01-23 4:52:18 PM  
I get the feeling he's realizing his days are numbered so he's gonna burn through as much blow as he can until the day the slam the door shut and lock it.
 
2022-01-23 4:58:31 PM  
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2022-01-23 5:01:49 PM  

cretinbob: Starting by projecting Giuliani farts and goes straight into "I'm a farking moron who doesn't know jack farking shiat"

// China has been nuclear since 1964


Yeah, the "nuclear capable China" bit gaze me quizzical dog face
 
2022-01-23 5:06:19 PM  
He's trying to commit suicide, but doesn't have access to guns anymore.  The Secret Service secured them.  And he's too scared to just jump off the top floor of trump tower.
 
2022-01-23 5:15:11 PM  
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2022-01-23 5:18:39 PM  
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2022-01-23 5:28:10 PM  
Sowing the seeds of an insanity defence?

/best of luck with that
 
2022-01-23 5:32:49 PM  
That video is educational for those of us who were pretty nerdy up through college. I'm sherioush!

/I thought you guys might have been exaggerating, but that guy is farked up
 
2022-01-23 5:32:57 PM  
The ol horizontal lower jaw movement
 
2022-01-23 5:44:22 PM  
JJ Cale & Leon Russell - Cocaine [1979] In Session
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2022-01-23 5:48:56 PM  
Having survived the 80s that is really hard to watch. As the saying goes, "Hell of a drug!"
 
2022-01-23 6:23:24 PM  
Looks like Half-spoon's getting pretty worked up over a bunch of nothingburgers.
 
2022-01-23 6:24:14 PM  
The problem with staging an intervention for Half-Scoop is that would involve voluntarily spending time in his company.
 
2022-01-23 6:27:22 PM  

common sense is an oxymoron: Looks like Half-spoon's getting pretty worked up over a bunch of nothingburgers.


I'm going to have to respectfully disagree with you.  That was at least Two Spoons.
 
2022-01-23 6:36:28 PM  
Wow, he's wired!
 
2022-01-23 6:40:44 PM  
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
 
2022-01-23 6:42:24 PM  

EnzoTheCoder: common sense is an oxymoron: Looks like Half-spoon's getting pretty worked up over a bunch of nothingburgers.

I'm going to have to respectfully disagree with you.  That was at least Two Spoons.



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2022-01-23 7:11:34 PM  
Uhh, he does he think that China doesn't have nukes?
 
2022-01-23 7:23:36 PM  
no, he doesn't need an intervention.

I say, let him crash.
 
2022-01-23 7:41:52 PM  
My own history of addiction, and the history of family and dear friends, has given me a tremendous amount of sympathy for people struggling with dependency, and I just want to take a moment to say that I'm going to laugh and laugh and laugh when this prick's heart gives out.

I hope it's soon.
 
2022-01-23 7:44:38 PM  
They'll drag him out of Trump Tower in a body bag one day soon.

Severe cocaine intoxication will be the cause of death.
 
2022-01-23 7:45:01 PM  
If there's a serious chrithis??
 
2022-01-23 7:46:12 PM  
Wow yeah. He's on the blow big time.
 
2022-01-23 7:46:19 PM  

elvisaintdead: EnzoTheCoder: common sense is an oxymoron: Looks like Half-spoon's getting pretty worked up over a bunch of nothingburgers.

I'm going to have to respectfully disagree with you.  That was at least Two Spoons.


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Damn, what happened to that guy's ass?
 
2022-01-23 7:46:28 PM  
C'mon drugs we're counting on you.
 
2022-01-23 7:47:58 PM  
I bet he did a line the people in the ISS could see.
 
2022-01-23 7:48:36 PM  
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2022-01-23 7:49:24 PM  
At threeinthenornun...

Oh no he's turning into Hillary Clinton!

Hillary Clinton Ad - 3 AM White House Ringing Phone
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2022-01-23 7:50:14 PM  
You'd think someone who loves him would do something.
 
2022-01-23 7:51:14 PM  

Markus5: You'd think someone who loves him would do something.


That's hilarious. Nobody loves him.
 
2022-01-23 7:51:32 PM  

Markus5: You'd think someone who loves him would do something.


Narrator voice: in truth, no one actually loved the poor schmuck.
 
2022-01-23 7:54:18 PM  

Markus5: You'd think someone who loves him would do something.


Uh, yeah, about that....
 
2022-01-23 7:54:32 PM  

Markus5: You'd think someone who loves him would do something.


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2022-01-23 7:54:35 PM  
r/tooktoomuch
 
2022-01-23 7:54:41 PM  
Joe Biden hired people smarter than himself to help make national security decisions. Your Dad suggested nuking a hurricane to people he hired to tell him it's a very smart idea worth considering.
 
2022-01-23 7:55:16 PM  

arrogantbastich: Eh, this isn't even funny anymore. He's a boring little shiat. I see enough morons with substance abuse problems when I'm at work, I don't need to see that one trying to suck the dick of everyone stupid enough to think he's speaking their language... Can't wait to see him sobbing on a street corner like The Penguin was tho.


He reminds me of HelloFellowKids.jpg ...
 
2022-01-23 7:56:24 PM  

Farkin_Crazy: They'll drag him out of Trump Tower in a body bag one day soon.

Severe cocaine intoxication will be the cause of death.

"A statement released by The Trump Organization's publicist emphatically asserted that the cause of death was not 'the Jjina Virus', and that ominous links to Hillary Clinton and Hunter Biden were being 'Very seriously and heavily Investigated, including CRIMINALLY'. The former President and his family asked for thoughts, prayers, and donations to the Trump Organization children's cancer charity."

 
2022-01-23 7:56:40 PM  

cherryl taggart: He's trying to commit suicide, but doesn't have access to guns anymore.  The Secret Service secured them.  And he's too scared to just jump off the top floor of trump tower.


He knows it's not as tall as they claim, so he might not actually die

/probably only like 20 feet and 200 feet of plywood and paint
//also why does he always look and sound like he is grunting out a painful shiat?
///does coke dehydrate you so that you need a stool softener?
 
2022-01-23 7:56:50 PM  
"JoE biDEn iS wHaT stANds Uuusss anD a NucLEAr caPAbLE ChYna"

Yup. And a feel about a billion times better about that than if it were his criminally incompetent foster daddy in the driving seat.
 
2022-01-23 7:57:12 PM  

Markus5: You'd think someone who loves him would do something.


Narrator: nobody loved him. Later that evening he died on the shiatter, alone.
 
2022-01-23 7:58:03 PM  
He's in the same condition as most of the Tampa Bay fans. However the rest of the fans don't blame Biden for the loss
 
2022-01-23 7:58:44 PM  
I would sleep much better with Joe answering the phone vs. some cowardly narcissist.
 
2022-01-23 7:58:55 PM  
When Half Scoop's taken his "ready meds", he always has that glassy-eyed look like he has to give a speech in front of his class after finding out his dog was old-yellered.
 
2022-01-23 7:59:38 PM  
This should be a PSA. Don't do drugs or you will end up like this.
 
2022-01-23 7:59:39 PM  

NathanAllen: Markus5: You'd think someone who loves him would do something.

Narrator: nobody loved him. Later that evening he died on the shiatter, alone.


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2022-01-23 7:59:48 PM  
I could be misinterpreting what he's saying but it sounded to me like he's trying to coax 'his people' to do something to Biden.
 
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