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4408 clicks; posted to Politics » on 23 Jan 2022 at 8:17 PM (17 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-23 3:45:15 PM  
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2022-01-23 3:52:52 PM  
Did Billy Sherman burn his house down?
No?

He's got a few more consequences to reap.

/My sympathy? check in the dictionary between shiat and syphilis
 
2022-01-23 4:07:03 PM  
He was smart enough to become an accountant, so you'd think he might be able to anticipate different scenarios.  Risk assessment is something accountants do for clients.

Pretty damned stupid to not be able to see any other scenario except total victory.
 
2022-01-23 4:26:48 PM  
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2022-01-23 4:43:23 PM  
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2022-01-23 5:48:45 PM  
Me sowing: Haha fark yeah!!! Yes!!

Me reaping: Well this farking sucks. What the fark.
- The Golden Sir (@screaminbutcalm) March 12, 2019
 
2022-01-23 5:49:50 PM  
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2022-01-23 5:57:27 PM  
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2022-01-23 6:32:28 PM  
Reservoir Dogs - Mr. Pink - World's smallest violin
Youtube 9jrKXf2G-AA
 
2022-01-23 6:39:44 PM  
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2022-01-23 7:08:28 PM  
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2022-01-23 7:57:02 PM  
He had business directorial positions.
He had clients.
He had partnerships in which he was an investor.
He had speaking engagements.
He was a Lyft driver.

One of these things is not like the others.

/not knocking Lyft drivers by any stretch of the imagination
 
2022-01-23 7:57:29 PM  
So let me get this.  This guy had directorial positions, partnerships and speaking engagements, and "clients"

yet still was an Lyft Driver?

sounds like a heaping pile of "Finding out" after "Farking around"
 
2022-01-23 8:03:46 PM  
-No more rideshare driving


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2022-01-23 8:13:36 PM  

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"El Arroyo signs" is an image search well worth performing.

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2022-01-23 8:20:31 PM  
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2022-01-23 8:24:28 PM  
If anyone had told me that being a pariah wasn't going to be fun, I never would have done this.
 
2022-01-23 8:24:41 PM  
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"What you want is irrelevant. What you've chosen is at hand."
 
2022-01-23 8:25:37 PM  
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2022-01-23 8:26:01 PM  
This is further proof of what I said about these people - although, last time I singled out The Oath Keepers, the same applies to this kind of person.

If you believe in a cause strongly enough to do what you did on January 6th, you don't ask for leniency.  You don't change your story and lie that you were doing something else.  Or that it was other people doing all those bad things.

What you do is you walk up to the gallows with your chin up and chest out, and you proclaim that you did what you did because you thought it was right, and you are ready to accept the consequences.

If you do otherwise, you are spineless, pussy, coward jellyfish.  As the Klingons would say, you are without honor. You are a disgrace.  Both to your cause, and all of the other people that were there with you that day.

You are a shameful piece of shiat.  And you deserve everything that you get.
 
2022-01-23 8:31:55 PM  
Someone please remind this POS what happened to traitors in the 1800's ..
 
2022-01-23 8:32:15 PM  
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2022-01-23 8:32:40 PM  

Gordon Bennett: Mad_Radhu: [Fark user image 425x425]

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Yup. And you can submit phrases for the sign. Most that they put up these days are submissions.
 
2022-01-23 8:33:03 PM  
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2022-01-23 8:34:51 PM  
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2022-01-23 8:37:13 PM  

kkinnison: So let me get this.  This guy had directorial positions, partnerships and speaking engagements, and "clients"

yet still was an Lyft Driver?

sounds like a heaping pile of "Finding out" after "Farking around"


It sounds very fishy, but I wont dismiss it on the face of it. He could be a member of one of those giant accounting firms that employees hundreds of accountants and he's just a cog in the wheel and makes squat, and hes trying to sway the judge by claiming the companies partnerships and clients as "his", and he lyfts on the weekend to make ends meet.
 
2022-01-23 8:37:40 PM  
Gosh, sure sounds like his life isn't worth living any more.

*AHEM*

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2022-01-23 8:41:14 PM  

Gordon Bennett: Mad_Radhu: [Fark user image 425x425]

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/yes i know sex is not gende4
//still loled
 
2022-01-23 8:41:42 PM  

cherryl taggart: He was smart enough to become an accountant, so you'd think he might be able to anticipate different scenarios.  Risk assessment is something accountants do for clients.

Pretty damned stupid to not be able to see any other scenario except total victory.


An accountant who works as a Lyft driver is a shiatty accountant.

I wouldn't hire him to calculate a tip.
 
2022-01-23 8:43:11 PM  

vilesithknight: kkinnison: So let me get this.  This guy had directorial positions, partnerships and speaking engagements, and "clients"

yet still was an Lyft Driver?

sounds like a heaping pile of "Finding out" after "Farking around"

It sounds very fishy, but I wont dismiss it on the face of it. He could be a member of one of those giant accounting firms that employees hundreds of accountants and he's just a cog in the wheel and makes squat, and hes trying to sway the judge by claiming the companies partnerships and clients as "his", and he lyfts on the weekend to make ends meet.


Or he may have a bad habit or two aside from insurrecting.
 
2022-01-23 8:44:45 PM  

mikalmd: Someone please remind this POS what happened to traitors in the 1800's ..


Unfortunately it was mostly nothing once they lost, so that's pretty much why we're where we are today.

If we had dealt with them then, the ones left probably wouldn't want to try anything close to it again.
 
2022-01-23 8:47:44 PM  
I liked the last few words... even his family...
 
2022-01-23 8:52:56 PM  
No more TSA pre-check?  Boo-hoo!

He should kiss his lucky stars that he isn't on a life-long no-flight list yet, for having participated in an attempted coup. I'm sure there are people on the terrorist watch lists for a hell of a lot less reason than that.
 
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2022-01-23 8:56:06 PM  

cherryl taggart: He was smart enough to become an accountant, so you'd think he might be able to anticipate different scenarios.  Risk assessment is something accountants do for clients.

Pretty damned stupid to not be able to see any other scenario except total victory.


He prefers non-gaap accounting and figured he could always make something up to get out of it.
 
2022-01-23 8:59:21 PM  
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2022-01-23 9:01:26 PM  

Koodz: cherryl taggart: He was smart enough to become an accountant, so you'd think he might be able to anticipate different scenarios.  Risk assessment is something accountants do for clients.

Pretty damned stupid to not be able to see any other scenario except total victory.

An accountant who works as a Lyft driver is a shiatty accountant.

I wouldn't hire him to calculate a tip.


You know the old saying: "A Lyft driving account who does his own taxes has a fool for a client."
 
2022-01-23 9:03:05 PM  
 
2022-01-23 9:05:19 PM  
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2022-01-23 9:05:39 PM  
Always love it when the free market bites d-bags in the ass.
 
2022-01-23 9:07:58 PM  
I want to see much, much more of this. Drive these traitorous scum right out of the society they tried to overthrow, let them wither away on the edges of civilization like non-persons.
 
2022-01-23 9:08:33 PM  

kmgenesis23: Always love it when the free market bites d-bags in the ass.


The invisible backhand of the market, if you will.
 
2022-01-23 9:10:01 PM  

Koodz: cherryl taggart: He was smart enough to become an accountant, so you'd think he might be able to anticipate different scenarios.  Risk assessment is something accountants do for clients.

Pretty damned stupid to not be able to see any other scenario except total victory.

An accountant who works as a Lyft driver is a shiatty accountant.

I wouldn't hire him to calculate a tip.


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"IT DOES OTHER THINGS!!!"
 
2022-01-23 9:10:55 PM  
Wouldn't this be the perfect example of "Fark around, find out"?
 
2022-01-23 9:12:43 PM  

durbnpoisn: This is further proof of what I said about these people - although, last time I singled out The Oath Keepers, the same applies to this kind of person.

If you believe in a cause strongly enough to do what you did on January 6th, you don't ask for leniency.  You don't change your story and lie that you were doing something else.  Or that it was other people doing all those bad things.

What you do is you walk up to the gallows with your chin up and chest out, and you proclaim that you did what you did because you thought it was right, and you are ready to accept the consequences.

If you do otherwise, you are spineless, pussy, coward jellyfish.  As the Klingons would say, you are without honor. You are a disgrace.  Both to your cause, and all of the other people that were there with you that day.

You are a shameful piece of shiat.  And you deserve everything that you get.


You're a poet and you don't even know it.

/I'd bold your last sentence if I could figure out how to do it on mobile.
 
2022-01-23 9:13:39 PM  

mikalmd: Someone please remind this POS what happened to traitors in the 1800's ..


Their butthurt descendants erected statues in tribute of their treason?
 
2022-01-23 9:15:08 PM  
Try not engaging in sedition, asshole.
 
2022-01-23 9:15:37 PM  
a shiatbag trumper (redundant) in my town got arrested on thursday for taking part on January 6th. He was turned in by a former friend that saw his posts on facebook,friend told him he was traitor and scumbag,took screenshots and then unfriended him.  I went by his business yesterday on the way out of town and it was closed.  He's probably done here and will have to move.  This place is small and word got around quickly.

That's what you seditious trumpers get and you deserve it.
 
2022-01-23 9:59:52 PM  
These traitors are getting off easy, with extremely lenient sentences (so far).

They should be on their knees thanking the courts for the mercy they've been given.
 
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