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(ESPN)   FAFO, Subban hockey edition: "[He] was too much of a coward to fight me and as soon as I began to turn my back he started making monkey gestures at me so I punched him in the face multiple times and he turtled like the coward he is. There fixed it"   (espn.com) divider line
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1008 clicks; posted to Sports » on 23 Jan 2022 at 6:48 PM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-23 2:02:19 PM  
To be clear, tag is for the no talent assclown who figured he'd be all brave and make racist gestures while the ref was holding Subban back.  I LOVE that none of his teammates really came to his defense, even as he was getting rightly pummeled two on one by the other team.

He should never play pro hockey again.
 
2022-01-23 2:04:22 PM  
Would like to see the video.
 
2022-01-23 2:10:12 PM  

knbber2: Would like to see the video.


https://twitter.com/PKSubban1/status/1485113627900272642?s=20
 
2022-01-23 3:44:21 PM  

sno man: knbber2: Would like to see the video.

https://twitter.com/PKSubban1/status/1485113627900272642?s=20


Thanks
 
2022-01-23 4:00:18 PM  
I'm sure it happened, but I can't see what he did.  Can someone clue me in on that Twitter video as to a time reference, and maybe what the motion looks like?
 
2022-01-23 5:09:05 PM  

knbber2: I'm sure it happened, but I can't see what he did.  Can someone clue me in on that Twitter video as to a time reference, and maybe what the motion looks like?


At about the :17 mark into the video, the asshat is in white in the upper left of the video.  He says something to Subban, who is upper center in frame and reacts badly.  The ref turns him away.  The asshat hunches his shoulders forward and holds his arms curved and down out by his sides, like the old ooo ooo ooo monkey pantomime little kids do.  At that point Subban rightly loses his shiat and breaks free from the ref.
 
2022-01-23 5:54:52 PM  
"To be clear, our core values as an ownership group include one love and zero tolerance for racism or any other forms of hate against any group whatsoever," team CEO Andy Kaufmann said in a statement.

I knew he was still alive, but running a minor-league hockey team...I guess that's as good a way to stay hidden as anything else, Andy.
 
2022-01-23 5:56:20 PM  
Subban's teammate Nico Blachman left the Stingrays bench to punch Panetta and was also given a game misconduct. hero's welcome and never the need to buy a beer in his lifetime.

Fixed that
 
2022-01-23 6:17:55 PM  

Warthog: knbber2: I'm sure it happened, but I can't see what he did.  Can someone clue me in on that Twitter video as to a time reference, and maybe what the motion looks like?

At about the :17 mark into the video, the asshat is in white in the upper left of the video.  He says something to Subban, who is upper center in frame and reacts badly.  The ref turns him away.  The asshat hunches his shoulders forward and holds his arms curved and down out by his sides, like the old ooo ooo ooo monkey pantomime little kids do.  At that point Subban rightly loses his shiat and breaks free from the ref.


Ok, thanks.
 
2022-01-23 6:37:13 PM  

Warthog: knbber2: I'm sure it happened, but I can't see what he did.  Can someone clue me in on that Twitter video as to a time reference, and maybe what the motion looks like?

At about the :17 mark into the video, the asshat is in white in the upper left of the video.  He says something to Subban, who is upper center in frame and reacts badly.  The ref turns him away.  The asshat hunches his shoulders forward and holds his arms curved and down out by his sides, like the old ooo ooo ooo monkey pantomime little kids do.  At that point Subban rightly loses his shiat and breaks free from the ref.


That Subban had his back turned when the asshat did his thing is important as he could not have seen what he was doing at the time (other racist idiots are making excuses/trying to deflect by saying "He was just doing a bodybuilder flex as intimidation...").  If he couldn't have seen what was going on behind him, Subban's losing his shiat pretty much means that there had to be some sort of verbal component as well.

_/that & Panetta's  teammates pretty much not trying to stop Subban's teammates from jumping in & pounding him, Subban's teammates literally jumping off the bench to beat on him, & of course the official calling a 10 min misconduct for racial gestures ... little things like that
_/_/I don't know what kind of auto suspension the ECHL has for players leaving the bench to engage in a fight (NHL is 10 games) but I'd hope that they'd do something like give him a game & put him on probation for the other nine (in the next nine games, if you don't jump off the bench to get into a racially motivated fight...eh, we'll ignore this one time...)
 
2022-01-23 6:44:36 PM  
A much longer version including the aftermath & officials penalty calls:

Jacob Panetta vs Jordan Subban Fight 1-22-22
Youtube KJyrgMjrZf8
 
2022-01-23 7:32:39 PM  
@jordansubban this is the video I was referring to. You were not with South Carolina at the time and I was seen making the same gestures to non racialized players. Again my sincerest apologies to you and your family. pic.twitter.com/EgSLZuBgHn
- Jacob Panetta (@JPanetta12) January 23, 2022The guys twitter response
 
2022-01-23 7:39:25 PM  

WillofJ2: @jordansubban this is the video I was referring to. You were not with South Carolina at the time and I was seen making the same gestures to non racialized players. Again my sincerest apologies to you and your family. pic.twitter.com/EgSLZuBgHn
- Jacob Panetta (@JPanetta12) January 23, 2022The guys twitter response


He still turtled and his teammates still did nothing to stop the beatdown he earned. He's getting cut by his team and his career in North America is almost certainly over.
 
2022-01-23 7:40:41 PM  

WillofJ2: @jordansubban this is the video I was referring to. You were not with South Carolina at the time and I was seen making the same gestures to non racialized players. Again my sincerest apologies to you and your family. pic.twitter.com/EgSLZuBgHn
- Jacob Panetta (@JPanetta12) January 23, 2022The guys twitter response


What the hell is a "non racialized player"?

Dude:  Stop.  Talking.
 
2022-01-23 7:40:44 PM  

WillofJ2: @jordansubban this is the video I was referring to. You were not with South Carolina at the time and I was seen making the same gestures to non racialized players. Again my sincerest apologies to you and your family. pic.twitter.com/EgSLZuBgHn
- Jacob Panetta (@JPanetta12) January 23, 2022The guys twitter response


Who the hell says "non racialized" in a sentence?
 
2022-01-23 7:44:46 PM  

WillofJ2: @jordansubban this is the video I was referring to. You were not with South Carolina at the time and I was seen making the same gestures to non racialized players. Again my sincerest apologies to you and your family. pic.twitter.com/EgSLZuBgHn
- Jacob Panetta (@JPanetta12) January 23, 2022The guys twitter response


WTF is 'non racialized'?
 
2022-01-23 7:48:18 PM  

TheManofPA: WillofJ2: @jordansubban this is the video I was referring to. You were not with South Carolina at the time and I was seen making the same gestures to non racialized players. Again my sincerest apologies to you and your family. pic.twitter.com/EgSLZuBgHn
- Jacob Panetta (@JPanetta12) January 23, 2022The guys twitter response

Who the hell says "non racialized" in a sentence?


A racist.
 
2022-01-23 8:12:24 PM  

TheManofPA: WillofJ2: @jordansubban this is the video I was referring to. You were not with South Carolina at the time and I was seen making the same gestures to non racialized players. Again my sincerest apologies to you and your family. pic.twitter.com/EgSLZuBgHn
- Jacob Panetta (@JPanetta12) January 23, 2022The guys twitter response

Who the hell says "non racialized" in a sentence?


lawyers
 
2022-01-23 8:14:15 PM  

MrSplifferton: WillofJ2: @jordansubban this is the video I was referring to. You were not with South Carolina at the time and I was seen making the same gestures to non racialized players. Again my sincerest apologies to you and your family. pic.twitter.com/EgSLZuBgHn
- Jacob Panetta (@JPanetta12) January 23, 2022The guys twitter response

WTF is 'non racialized'?


lily white racists.
 
2022-01-23 8:19:00 PM  
Warthog:

If you get released by an echl team, if you want to continue to play your next stop is in Asia,
 
2022-01-23 8:20:18 PM  
I miss having a local ECHL team, it was fun just watching guys wail on each other for a while.  We have to settle for an almost-local one.  I also miss being able to go to hockey.  If they hadn't folded in 2019 Covid would have killed them anyway I guess.
 
2022-01-23 8:27:06 PM  

sno man: TheManofPA: WillofJ2: @jordansubban this is the video I was referring to. You were not with South Carolina at the time and I was seen making the same gestures to non racialized players. Again my sincerest apologies to you and your family. pic.twitter.com/EgSLZuBgHn
- Jacob Panetta (@JPanetta12) January 23, 2022The guys twitter response

Who the hell says "non racialized" in a sentence?

lawyers


A lawyer that said that is one horrible lawyer. Probably one that believes that the election was stolen
 
2022-01-23 8:28:04 PM  
The racist asshole has now put out a video statement on Twitter. It was retweeted by someone I follow. I then proceeded to block the racist asshole and then stop following the person who retweeted it
 
2022-01-23 8:41:33 PM  

Warthog: WillofJ2: @jordansubban this is the video I was referring to. You were not with South Carolina at the time and I was seen making the same gestures to non racialized players. Again my sincerest apologies to you and your family. pic.twitter.com/EgSLZuBgHn
- Jacob Panetta (@JPanetta12) January 23, 2022The guys twitter response

What the hell is a "non racialized player"?

Dude:  Stop.  Talking.


A Canadian thing

"What does racialized mean in Canada?
Frequently referred to as 'visible minorities' the term 'racialized communities' encompasses all people that are non-Caucasian in race or non-white in colour. Aboriginal peoples in Canada are sometimes excluded from this definition, but should not be."
 
2022-01-23 8:42:21 PM  

Warthog: WillofJ2: @jordansubban this is the video I was referring to. You were not with South Carolina at the time and I was seen making the same gestures to non racialized players. Again my sincerest apologies to you and your family. pic.twitter.com/EgSLZuBgHn
- Jacob Panetta (@JPanetta12) January 23, 2022The guys twitter response

What the hell is a "non racialized player"?

Dude:  Stop.  Talking.


"Racialized" is Canadian for "visible minority"
 
2022-01-23 8:53:15 PM  
Has Panetta booked a speech at the 2024 GOP Presidential Convention yet?
 
2022-01-23 9:52:08 PM  

desertgeek: The racist asshole has now put out a video statement on Twitter. It was retweeted by someone I follow. I then proceeded to block the racist asshole and then stop following the person who retweeted it


If the guy retweeted without comment that seems harsh.
 
2022-01-23 11:07:49 PM  
Making racist gestures at another player in a sport where fighting is low key encouraged seems really dumb, but then I guess I'm being redundant calling a racist an idiot. The best part is the racist's teammates on the ice waving the guys coming off the bench off as if to say 'nah guys, he deserves it, not worth it'.
 
2022-01-24 12:50:06 AM  
You don't want to be a racist in Jacksonville. Yes, there are plenty there I'm sure, but that won't end well for you if you the most highly-publicized racist.

Just sayin'.
 
2022-01-24 2:36:59 AM  
The Subban family is absolutely awesome, I'm just starting to learn about them because of Malcolm here in buffalo, they rule
 
2022-01-24 5:13:08 AM  

watching the trump puddle dry: The Subban family is absolutely awesome, I'm just starting to learn about them because of Malcolm here in buffalo, they rule


He seemed to be liked by teammates in Las Vegas. Some people didn't like his style in the net. Kind of casual like. I still check up on him, Tuch, and Eakin.
 
2022-01-24 9:44:27 AM  

fatalvenom: You don't want to be a racist in Jacksonville. Yes, there are plenty there I'm sure, but that won't end well for you if you the most highly-publicized racist.

Just sayin'.


Just depends what side of town you live on... Go out to the southwest side of town and you will be more than welcome.
 
2022-01-24 10:18:59 AM  

desertgeek: He still turtled and his teammates still did nothing to stop the beatdown he earned.


From how he looks in his apology video, it appears that Subban's teammates made it count.  Nice shiner, dumbass.

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