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2022-01-23 2:59:38 PM  
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2022-01-23 3:02:47 PM  
Burr is back? Shiaaaaaaaat.

It's bad enough to have Trump trying to make himself King of a third of America. Now there are two of them?
 
2022-01-23 3:04:54 PM  
LOL.  With glee, I'd bet.
 
2022-01-23 3:07:58 PM  
Under oath?
 
2022-01-23 3:10:35 PM  
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2022-01-23 3:25:19 PM  

Therion: Under oath?


Doesn't really matter if the oath was ever administered. . . .

. . . if anyone is interested in pursuing it.
 
2022-01-23 3:49:04 PM  
This just proves he is a law abiding citizen, with no political bias. Ever.
 
2022-01-23 3:51:31 PM  
Good. I'm sure he has some actionable information to provide.
 
2022-01-23 4:23:29 PM  
Meh. Not like anything he says is going to be the truth.
 
2022-01-23 4:27:10 PM  
Even he jumped ship after the 6th

Should be interesting
 
2022-01-23 5:20:29 PM  
Like I trust that guy to tell the truth.
 
2022-01-23 5:30:37 PM  

edmo: Like I trust that guy to tell the truth.


Ha, define "truth". The guy is a lawyer.  But his truth almost certainly differs from Hair Fuhrer and I imagine Barr kept some receipts.
 
2022-01-23 5:49:33 PM  

EnzoTheCoder: edmo: Like I trust that guy to tell the truth.

Ha, define "truth". The guy is a lawyer.  But his truth almost certainly differs from Hair Fuhrer and I imagine Barr kept some receipts.


Buy his book and find out for yourself.
 
2022-01-23 6:35:07 PM  

Stands With A Tiny Fist: Meh. Not like anything he says is going to be the truth.


Yes, people waltz in and co-operate with serious Congressional investigations just to lie all the time...
 
2022-01-23 6:37:17 PM  
*drinks bottled water sarcastically*
 
2022-01-23 6:40:03 PM  
They should bring in Mueller from Shady Acres Memory Care to kick Barr in the dick.
 
2022-01-23 6:42:11 PM  

baka-san: Even he jumped ship after the 6th

Should be interesting


He jumped ship in December, which sounds like about the time the treasonweasels were passing around memos and trying to take action.

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2022-01-23 6:42:47 PM  
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I'm sure Trump can trust Barr to protect him.  Barr doesn't seem like the self-interested type.
 
2022-01-23 6:44:59 PM  
Oh boy. We really got him now.
 
2022-01-23 6:48:03 PM  
Well. Who ducked?
 
2022-01-23 6:49:13 PM  
The motherfarker is just trying to stay out of prison.

Nothing more, nothing less.

He won't tell the Jan 6 Committee anything they A. Don't already know, and B. don't already have proof of.
 
2022-01-23 6:51:52 PM  
Should be easy enough for the DOJ... Take the indictment against Nixon's AG John Mitchell and apply virtually the same conspiracy, obstruction of justice, and perjury charges to Barr.
 
2022-01-23 6:52:54 PM  
Interesting. Barr bailed on the Good Ship LolliTrump probably when he found out about Trumps plans. I doubt Barr is in anyway afraid of Trump, I don't think there's any attorney client privilege here either. But a fark GED lawyering person correct me if I'm wrong.
 
2022-01-23 6:56:05 PM  
I can't wait to hear what Barr has on Hillary!!
 
2022-01-23 6:57:58 PM  

stamped human bacon: Should be easy enough for the DOJ... Take the indictment against Nixon's AG John Mitchell and apply virtually the same conspiracy, obstruction of justice, and perjury charges to Barr.


I've been saying that for years. The exact same charges.

If you want to jail Barr, the diagram was created when Mitchell got sent to prison.

Only thing is, I don't think Barr is accused of kidnapping his wife.
 
2022-01-23 7:05:07 PM  
Barr won't give anything of substance, because it would aid the democrats more than the republicans. Unless McConnell and McCarthy are using him to unload Trump from the party, then Barr is just going to spout a bunch of nothing and deflate the anticipation for action. Barr is looking out for himself, and unless they have something to directly implicate him into self preservation then expect them to use this as a 'see, we did nothing wrong'. The party had the chance to burn Trump for crossing a line and flinched and Fox ran with it and checked them back in line.
 
2022-01-23 7:06:16 PM  

Farkin_Crazy: The motherfarker is just trying to stay out of prison.

Nothing more, nothing less.

He won't tell the Jan 6 Committee anything they A. Don't already know, and B. don't already have proof of.


Every one of those choads would gladly sell their mother's liver for a nickel. It was only a matter of time until one of them decided that their own hide was the most important.
 
2022-01-23 7:10:56 PM  
I'm just gonna presume Barr is adept enough to navigate this mess he helped create, as well escape traps and conflicts the committee throws at him. I can only hope that the lack of incrimination from Barr is to set a foundation to trap others that follow.

But knowing that these farkers are smart, rich, evil, and well connected, it's only a small hope. If this shiat dies in Jan6 committee, the spalling worsens and the next election will see Republicans flat-out installing candidates.
 
2022-01-23 7:13:39 PM  
No matter what he said the fact is he talked to them and the orange thingie does not know what was said along with all the others. There is no Nunes running to El Lago (Mexican for The Lago) telling him what is going on. I doubt much, if anything, from the committee is leaking to him.

I'm liking this "we talked to person" shiat.

Paranoia strikes deep
Into your life it will creep
 
2022-01-23 7:17:50 PM  
Yeah, like I'd believe anything Billy "Iran-Contra" Barr says.
 
2022-01-23 7:18:51 PM  

OhioUGrad: baka-san: Even he jumped ship after the 6th

Should be interesting

He jumped ship in December, which sounds like about the time the treasonweasels were passing around memos and trying to take action.

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I went back and took a look at the Fark thread from when Barr resigned. A bunch of Farkers were guessing that he got asked to do something he couldn't stomach, but I think OtherLittleGuy may have gotten the closest.

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2022-01-23 7:19:00 PM  

OhioUGrad: baka-san: Even he jumped ship after the 6th

Should be interesting

He jumped ship in December, which sounds like about the time the treasonweasels were passing around memos and trying to take action.

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So, he saw sedition coming and walked away without saying anything to stop it.

/Sounds about right.
 
2022-01-23 7:21:17 PM  
Unless they have some way to force him to tell the truth you can't trust a single thing he says.
 
2022-01-23 7:23:31 PM  
Yeah but if TFG imagines half of what Barr is telling the committee, then it'll be worth it when TFG releases another ranting screed.

They're going after children!  Children in their 30s who worked for me.  Who did stuff I told them to do! Children!
 
2022-01-23 7:29:30 PM  
This is getting better by the day.
 
2022-01-23 7:29:35 PM  

wooden_badger: Yeah, like I'd believe anything Billy "Iran-Contra" Barr says.


It is just insane to me that all the cartoon villains of my childhood are just ... still around, and they were held accountable for nothing.

Every time I see someone like Roger Stone or Oliver North or Gingrich or whoever in the news I'm just like HOW? HOW ARE THEY FREE MEN? WHY ARE THE PAPERS TREATING THIS AS THOUGH IT'S TOTALLY NORMAL AND FINE? It fills me with near-unquenchable rage.
 
2022-01-23 7:32:17 PM  

cretinbob: Stands With A Tiny Fist: Meh. Not like anything he says is going to be the truth.

Yes, people waltz in and co-operate with serious Congressional investigations just to lie all the time...


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2022-01-23 7:35:34 PM  

Derp Du Jour: cretinbob: Stands With A Tiny Fist: Meh. Not like anything he says is going to be the truth.

Yes, people waltz in and co-operate with serious Congressional investigations just to lie all the time...

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he looks like someone who has killed fiddy men.
 
2022-01-23 7:36:05 PM  
SEAN SPICER WAS ON DANCING WITH THE STARS. AS THOUGH HE'S JUST SOME RANDOM CELEBRITY AND NOT A NAZI COLLABORATOR THAT CEASELESSLY LIED AT THE AMERICAN PEOPLE FOR MONTHS ON END.

I just ...
 
2022-01-23 7:37:24 PM  

Rattlesnake Rattles Me: Derp Du Jour: cretinbob: Stands With A Tiny Fist: Meh. Not like anything he says is going to be the truth.

Yes, people waltz in and co-operate with serious Congressional investigations just to lie all the time...

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he looks like someone who has killed fiddy men.


He looks like Smeagol.
 
2022-01-23 7:38:51 PM  

austerity101: SEAN SPICER WAS ON DANCING WITH THE STARS. AS THOUGH HE'S JUST SOME RANDOM CELEBRITY AND NOT A NAZI COLLABORATOR THAT CEASELESSLY LIED AT THE AMERICAN PEOPLE FOR MONTHS ON END.

I just ...


So?  Lying is not illegal. Even if it is about inauguration size. And I doubt he had much of anything to do with 1/6.
 
2022-01-23 7:40:49 PM  

EnzoTheCoder: austerity101: SEAN SPICER WAS ON DANCING WITH THE STARS. AS THOUGH HE'S JUST SOME RANDOM CELEBRITY AND NOT A NAZI COLLABORATOR THAT CEASELESSLY LIED AT THE AMERICAN PEOPLE FOR MONTHS ON END.

I just ...

So?  Lying is not illegal. Even if it is about inauguration size. And I doubt he had much of anything to do with 1/6.


I imagine Sean is doing the whole "new phone who dis?" routine at the moment.
 
2022-01-23 7:47:33 PM  

EnzoTheCoder: austerity101: SEAN SPICER WAS ON DANCING WITH THE STARS. AS THOUGH HE'S JUST SOME RANDOM CELEBRITY AND NOT A NAZI COLLABORATOR THAT CEASELESSLY LIED AT THE AMERICAN PEOPLE FOR MONTHS ON END.

I just ...

So?  Lying is not illegal. Even if it is about inauguration size. And I doubt he had much of anything to do with 1/6.


This isn't about legality. This is about people being horrible people and society rewarding them for it.

You already showed yourself to be a horrible person in another thread today, so I shouldn't be surprised you're sitting here carrying water for Sean f*cking Spicer.
 
2022-01-23 7:49:53 PM  

austerity101: EnzoTheCoder: austerity101: SEAN SPICER WAS ON DANCING WITH THE STARS. AS THOUGH HE'S JUST SOME RANDOM CELEBRITY AND NOT A NAZI COLLABORATOR THAT CEASELESSLY LIED AT THE AMERICAN PEOPLE FOR MONTHS ON END.

I just ...

So?  Lying is not illegal. Even if it is about inauguration size. And I doubt he had much of anything to do with 1/6.

This isn't about legality. This is about people being horrible people and society rewarding them for it.

You already showed yourself to be a horrible person in another thread today, so I shouldn't be surprised you're sitting here carrying water for Sean f*cking Spicer.


Um, ouch? LOL.
 
2022-01-23 7:50:49 PM  
I hope they got eye drops because an irritated eye just won't roll.
 
2022-01-23 7:51:34 PM  

austerity101: EnzoTheCoder: austerity101: SEAN SPICER WAS ON DANCING WITH THE STARS. AS THOUGH HE'S JUST SOME RANDOM CELEBRITY AND NOT A NAZI COLLABORATOR THAT CEASELESSLY LIED AT THE AMERICAN PEOPLE FOR MONTHS ON END.

I just ...

So?  Lying is not illegal. Even if it is about inauguration size. And I doubt he had much of anything to do with 1/6.

This isn't about legality. This is about people being horrible people and society rewarding them for it.

You already showed yourself to be a horrible person in another thread today, so I shouldn't be surprised you're sitting here carrying water for Sean f*cking Spicer.


And this is about the law, bud.
 
2022-01-23 7:53:34 PM  
Not the mama?
 
2022-01-23 7:57:12 PM  

EnzoTheCoder: austerity101: EnzoTheCoder: austerity101: SEAN SPICER WAS ON DANCING WITH THE STARS. AS THOUGH HE'S JUST SOME RANDOM CELEBRITY AND NOT A NAZI COLLABORATOR THAT CEASELESSLY LIED AT THE AMERICAN PEOPLE FOR MONTHS ON END.

I just ...

So?  Lying is not illegal. Even if it is about inauguration size. And I doubt he had much of anything to do with 1/6.

This isn't about legality. This is about people being horrible people and society rewarding them for it.

You already showed yourself to be a horrible person in another thread today, so I shouldn't be surprised you're sitting here carrying water for Sean f*cking Spicer.

And this is about the law, bud.


The law is what I make it
 
2022-01-23 8:00:06 PM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: EnzoTheCoder: austerity101: EnzoTheCoder: austerity101: SEAN SPICER WAS ON DANCING WITH THE STARS. AS THOUGH HE'S JUST SOME RANDOM CELEBRITY AND NOT A NAZI COLLABORATOR THAT CEASELESSLY LIED AT THE AMERICAN PEOPLE FOR MONTHS ON END.

I just ...

So?  Lying is not illegal. Even if it is about inauguration size. And I doubt he had much of anything to do with 1/6.

This isn't about legality. This is about people being horrible people and society rewarding them for it.

You already showed yourself to be a horrible person in another thread today, so I shouldn't be surprised you're sitting here carrying water for Sean f*cking Spicer.

And this is about the law, bud.

The law is what I make it


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2022-01-23 8:00:35 PM  
Ok
Poop is coming out
 
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