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(Daily Boulder)   It must be tough to learn that your father never loved you   (dailyboulder.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Donald Trump, Ivanka Trump, MSNBC, Cohen's revelation, Trump SoHo, Don Jr., Ivana Trump, Fred Trump  
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4570 clicks; posted to Politics » on 23 Jan 2022 at 5:26 PM (17 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-23 1:11:52 PM  
Actually he was pretty clear about it from the get-go.
 
2022-01-23 1:16:52 PM  

gaslight: Actually he was pretty clear about it from the get-go.


Oh, Trumpy was clear, all right.

But do not underestimate the cluelessness of Half-Scoop.
 
2022-01-23 1:17:37 PM  
Oh man. That's GOT to hurt.

I would almost feel bad for half scoop if he wasn't also a sociopathic amoral grifter and criminal who deserves no better.
 
2022-01-23 1:21:12 PM  

SpectroBoy: Oh man. That's GOT to hurt.

I would almost feel bad for half scoop if he wasn't also a sociopathic amoral grifter and criminal who deserves no better.


You can still feel bad a little. I bet he wouldn't be the stupid rat-bastard he is now if he'd been raised in a loving, stable household, that's kinda sad. But ya know, fark him right in the ear- the lying, stupid, traiterous, junky scum.
 
2022-01-23 1:29:39 PM  
Trump only loves himself.  His kids are just props.
 
2022-01-23 1:38:06 PM  
Would sonny turn on daddy?
 
2022-01-23 1:48:31 PM  
Pffffffft, it's Carl Anthony.
 
2022-01-23 1:55:23 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: SpectroBoy: Oh man. That's GOT to hurt.

I would almost feel bad for half scoop if he wasn't also a sociopathic amoral grifter and criminal who deserves no better.

You can still feel bad a little. I bet he wouldn't be the stupid rat-bastard he is now if he'd been raised in a loving, stable household, that's kinda sad. But ya know, fark him right in the ear- the lying, stupid, traiterous, junky scum.


I thought about that a lot when the gunned down Uday and Qusay Hussein. I mean, what chance did they have?

But there's "I was raised by an asshole" bad and then there's a whole new level of "I steal money from a children's cancer charity" bad.

I guess the mindest place I can get on the TFG's kids is "They are irredeemable so put them down like rabid dogs" (or prison)
 
2022-01-23 1:59:11 PM  

oldernell: Would sonny turn on daddy?


Doubt it. If history is any guide, half scoop will only try harder to make daddy love him.
 
2022-01-23 2:03:12 PM  

SpectroBoy: Uchiha_Cycliste: SpectroBoy: Oh man. That's GOT to hurt.

I would almost feel bad for half scoop if he wasn't also a sociopathic amoral grifter and criminal who deserves no better.

You can still feel bad a little. I bet he wouldn't be the stupid rat-bastard he is now if he'd been raised in a loving, stable household, that's kinda sad. But ya know, fark him right in the ear- the lying, stupid, traiterous, junky scum.

I thought about that a lot when the gunned down Uday and Qusay Hussein. I mean, what chance did they have?

But there's "I was raised by an asshole" bad and then there's a whole new level of "I steal money from a children's cancer charity" bad.

I guess the mindest place I can get on the TFG's kids is "They are irredeemable so put them down like rabid dogs" (or prison)


Pity them, but prevent them from doing more harm. Understanding why they may be deviant doesn't absolve their many evils.
 
2022-01-23 2:11:12 PM  
Y'all must be reading a different article than my browser.  I don't see Vince McMahon mentioned at all.
 
2022-01-23 2:13:03 PM  

cherryl taggart: Y'all must be reading a different article than my browser.  I don't see Vince McMahon mentioned at all.


How terrible would it be to take a dna test, find out Donnie isn't his father and that there was no reason or purpose to the lifetime of abuse he endured.
 
2022-01-23 2:58:54 PM  
To be fair, they aren't father and son anyway.
 
2022-01-23 3:24:03 PM  

Demetrius: To be fair, they aren't father and son anyway.


And it sounds like daddy knows it.
 
2022-01-23 3:25:53 PM  
I don't know the American judicial system all that well but surely if Ivanka went to jail he'd be allowed conjugal visits, no?
 
2022-01-23 3:43:53 PM  
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Couldn't happen to a more deserving lumberjack.
 
2022-01-23 4:18:55 PM  
 
2022-01-23 4:38:49 PM  

TheHighlandHowler: Trump reportedly didn't want to name his first son after himself, saying 'What if he's a loser?'


Then they'll know he really *is* your son.
 
2022-01-23 4:46:20 PM  
The line in the article that should scare the rest of the family

Ivanka is only interested in Ivanka."
 
2022-01-23 5:29:56 PM  
Why would he care if McMahon's kid goes to jail?
 
2022-01-23 5:30:59 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: SpectroBoy: Oh man. That's GOT to hurt.

I would almost feel bad for half scoop if he wasn't also a sociopathic amoral grifter and criminal who deserves no better.

You can still feel bad a little. I bet he wouldn't be the stupid rat-bastard he is now if he'd been raised in a loving, stable household, that's kinda sad. But ya know, fark him right in the ear- the lying, stupid, traiterous, junky scum.


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2022-01-23 5:32:37 PM  
Yeah, but if Ivanka goes to jail...

George's Prison Girlfriend
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2022-01-23 5:34:14 PM  
When were the kids ever "on the verge of being indicted" during Cohen's tenure?

Was it when Trumps bribed Cy Vance to look the other way so no one prosecuted, or when no one felt like prosecuting anyone for meeting with Russians and lying about it?

They're close now to being indicted than they've ever been, and Cohen hasn't been their attorney for years.
 
2022-01-23 5:34:15 PM  
Trump told him that if one of his kids had to go to prison to 'make sure' it was Donald Jr., not Ivanka

I keep thinking there's a meme image that's really popular on Fark and would fit this situation really well, but I can't for the life of me recall what it is.
 
2022-01-23 5:34:56 PM  

Demetrius: To be fair, they aren't father and son anyway.


It's weird. In certain ways, Junior does look like the product of McMahon and Ivana. And in other ways, you can almost believe he is the product of Ivana and TFG.

If anything, Junior really looks like he's the child of McMahon and TFG together. But I haven't quite figured out the mechanics of that possibility.
 
2022-01-23 5:36:05 PM  

PaulRB: Trump only loves himself.  His kids are just props.


to be fair, FirstDaughterWife is marginally above, because obvious reasons.
 
2022-01-23 5:36:10 PM  
What about the other one?

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2022-01-23 5:36:42 PM  

PaulRB: Trump only loves himself.  His kids are just props.


What, you're telling me he doesn't have feelings for Disappointment #1, Staff Member #2, Daddy's Dirty Fantasy, Ms. Prenup Insurance, and "Oh yeah, that one" ?
 
2022-01-23 5:39:04 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: cherryl taggart: Y'all must be reading a different article than my browser.  I don't see Vince McMahon mentioned at all.

How terrible would it be to take a dna test, find out Donnie isn't his father and that there was no reason or purpose to the lifetime of abuse he endured.


I still wish any of the disgruntled WH aides would have sampled the thousands of discarded diet coke cans, and sent it to 23 or Ancestry... now we'll never know how many unknown children would have popped up positive.
 
2022-01-23 5:39:39 PM  
Is "Not having to have sex with your father" worth not going to jail instead of your brother? I'm not so sure.
 
2022-01-23 5:39:49 PM  
It's like Shakespeare, Greek Tragedy, professional wrestling and The Beverly Hillbillies rolled into one shiatty TV show produced by insane Ferengi intoxicated with grift, but not as realistic as that.
 
2022-01-23 5:41:06 PM  

Clockwork Kumquat: Trump told him that if one of his kids had to go to prison to 'make sure' it was Donald Jr., not Ivanka

I keep thinking there's a meme image that's really popular on Fark and would fit this situation really well, but I can't for the life of me recall what it is.


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2022-01-23 5:41:37 PM  

baka-san: The line in the article that should scare the rest of the family

Ivanka is only interested in Ivanka."


I would love to see Ivanka acting out on those feelings of interest that she has for herself.
 
2022-01-23 5:42:34 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: cherryl taggart: Y'all must be reading a different article than my browser.  I don't see Vince McMahon mentioned at all.

How terrible would it be to take a dna test, find out Donnie isn't his father and that there was no reason or purpose to the lifetime of abuse he endured.


Maybe that's the thing that makes him turn on Donnie, finding out he's not his dad.  How can we make that happen?
 
2022-01-23 5:42:56 PM  
Did it not occur to this dumbass to pardon his kids before he left office?
 
2022-01-23 5:43:15 PM  
We know why...

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2022-01-23 5:46:00 PM  

Aquapope: It's like Shakespeare, Greek Tragedy, professional wrestling and The Beverly Hillbillies rolled into one shiatty TV show produced by insane Ferengi intoxicated with grift, but not as realistic as that.

and it's a real Greek tragedy, I know
but so much of me just don't care

Losing Things
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2022-01-23 5:46:23 PM  
Please.  Stop posting pictures of these disgusting criminals.
 
2022-01-23 5:47:19 PM  

MattyBlast: I would love to see Ivanka acting out on those feelings of interest that she has for herself.


Maybe if you set up an account posing as Justin Trudeau and add her as a friend, she'll send you some dirty snapchats.

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2022-01-23 5:47:58 PM  
Time to wheel out this classic Don Jr. story that almost makes you feel bad for him:

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2022-01-23 5:51:50 PM  
Yentl - Papa Can you Hear Me?
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2022-01-23 5:51:52 PM  
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2022-01-23 5:55:14 PM  
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2022-01-23 5:55:32 PM  

TheHighlandHowler: Trump reportedly didn't want to name his first son after himself, saying 'What if he's a loser?'


He should have been named Vince M. Trump
 
2022-01-23 5:56:15 PM  

New Rising Sun: Time to wheel out this classic Don Jr. story that almost makes you feel bad for him:

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Except that if TFG slapped someone across the face, he wouldn't "knock him to the floor." Even in those days, the most exercise he got was lifting cans of Diet Coke.

As much as we all want that to be true, that second paragraph has always smelled like BS to me.

/third paragraph is very, very believable
 
2022-01-23 5:58:02 PM  

clkeagle: MattyBlast: I would love to see Ivanka acting out on those feelings of interest that she has for herself.

Maybe if you set up an account posing as Justin Trudeau and add her as a friend, she'll send you some dirty snapchats.

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Now there's some catfishing I can get behind.  Laughter hurts them more than pretty much anything else we can manage short of a noose, and I don't see a noose in their future.
 
2022-01-23 5:58:20 PM  
Austin Powers: Daddy wasn't there music video
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2022-01-23 5:59:35 PM  
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2022-01-23 6:00:24 PM  
I nominate Jodie Comer to play Ivanka in the inevitable made-for-TV movie/miniseries. Reasonable resemblance, she's got some name cred, and she's certainly got the stuff.

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/I meant her acting skills, you pervs.
 
2022-01-23 6:03:30 PM  

austerity101: I nominate Jodie Comer to play Ivanka in the inevitable made-for-TV movie/miniseries. Reasonable resemblance, she's got some name cred, and she's certainly got the stuff.

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/I meant her acting skills, you pervs.


thanks for ruining jodie comer.
 
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