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2022-01-23 10:22:43 AM  
TFG would feed each of his children feet first into a woodchipper to save himself. Ivana would be last, but in the end she'd go too.
 
2022-01-23 10:41:28 AM  
"COULD"

click bait...
 
2022-01-23 10:49:14 AM  

physt: "COULD"

click bait...


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2022-01-23 11:01:35 AM  
Couldn't happen to a nicer family.

Literally, a nicer family wouldn't be in this position.
 
2022-01-23 11:19:08 AM  
I doubt they can keep their stories straight.
 
2022-01-23 11:26:34 AM  
Trumps Could 'Turn on One Another' as Investigations 'Go Up the Food Chain': MSNBC Analyst

May, might, could, possible...I'm sick to shiat articles speculating on what could happen if the stars align and justice prevails and the bad guys get their comeuppance. Meanwhile in the real world, mid-level minions defy subpoenas with impunity, while Ivanka is "invited" to "voluntarily" appear before the 1/6 committee. Pretty please, talk to us...Screw articles like this.
 
2022-01-23 11:51:39 AM  

physt: "COULD"

click bait...


Absolutely will if it actually has the chance to have even the slightest of consequences for any of them.

But yeah, the second clause is a prerequisite for the first.
 
2022-01-23 12:13:31 PM  
I'm Eric invoked 5th 500 times. If I were to speculate and guess and what-if, I'd say all Trumps will do the same.
 
2022-01-23 12:48:10 PM  
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2022-01-23 1:15:30 PM  
If Junior and I'M ERIC don't think Donnie Two Scoops won't toss them straight under the bus to try to save himself, they know him even worse than I think they do.

He may show some small amount of loyalty to Ivanka, but that has its limits.
 
2022-01-23 1:15:32 PM  

EvilEgg: TFG would feed each of his children feet first into a woodchipper to save himself. Ivana would be last, but in the end she'd go too.


He like Ivanka best. So she would go last AND head first.
To show he cares.
 
2022-01-23 1:17:52 PM  

SpectroBoy: EvilEgg: TFG would feed each of his children feet first into a woodchipper to save himself. Ivana would be last, but in the end she'd go too.

He like Ivanka best. So she would go last AND head first.
To show he cares.


He recently said "they're coming for THE CHILDREN," I'm defense of his kids and it's like

Bro, Ivanka's 40 lol
 
2022-01-23 1:19:12 PM  
I first read that the leopards will feast on feces and was quite disturbed.
 
2022-01-23 1:19:29 PM  
There's already a story today that TFG told his staff to blame everything on Jr to keep Ivan's out of jail.
 
2022-01-23 1:20:09 PM  

Earguy: Trumps Could 'Turn on One Another' as Investigations 'Go Up the Food Chain': MSNBC Analyst

May, might, could, possible...I'm sick to shiat articles speculating on what could happen if the stars align and justice prevails and the bad guys get their comeuppance. Meanwhile in the real world, mid-level minions defy subpoenas with impunity, while Ivanka is "invited" to "voluntarily" appear before the 1/6 committee. Pretty please, talk to us...Screw articles like this.


If you're sick of rage bait articles why the hell are you even on the fark politics tab?
 
2022-01-23 1:21:04 PM  

Rattlesnake Rattles Me: I first read that the leopards will feast on feces and was quite disturbed.


My dog can eat eat cat sh*t but apparently a grape will kill him.
 
2022-01-23 1:22:22 PM  

Notabunny: I'm Eric invoked 5th 500 times. If I were to speculate and guess and what-if, I'd say all Trumps will do the same.


The moron probably tried to invoke "the 50th" at some point in the interview.
 
2022-01-23 1:23:40 PM  
"I think you're going to start to see this vice squeeze in," O'Brien said Saturday. "

<eye twitch>

*vise

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2022-01-23 1:24:23 PM  

MattytheMouse: SpectroBoy: EvilEgg: TFG would feed each of his children feet first into a woodchipper to save himself. Ivana would be last, but in the end she'd go too.

He like Ivanka best. So she would go last AND head first.
To show he cares.

He recently said "they're coming for THE CHILDREN," I'm defense of his kids and it's like

Bro, Ivanka's 40 lol


But those boobs are only about 8-10 years old. So....
 
2022-01-23 1:25:09 PM  
As soon as one of them is inside a jail cell or in front of a judge we'll see how it plays out. Until then the Speculation Train has no brakes.
 
2022-01-23 1:28:53 PM  
The Trumps COULD die in a suicide pact.
 
2022-01-23 1:29:00 PM  
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Moroning:
There's already a story today that TFG told his staff to blame everything on Jr to keep Ivan's out of jail.
 
2022-01-23 1:29:56 PM  

Earguy: Trumps Could 'Turn on One Another' as Investigations 'Go Up the Food Chain': MSNBC Analyst

May, might, could, possible...I'm sick to shiat articles speculating on what could happen if the stars align and justice prevails and the bad guys get their comeuppance. Meanwhile in the real world, mid-level minions defy subpoenas with impunity, while Ivanka is "invited" to "voluntarily" appear before the 1/6 committee. Pretty please, talk to us...Screw articles like this.


It's like the super bowl of US politics.  60 minutes of gameplay, a week of commentary
 
2022-01-23 1:32:53 PM  
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2022-01-23 1:33:51 PM  

Farkin_Crazy: MattytheMouse: SpectroBoy: EvilEgg: TFG would feed each of his children feet first into a woodchipper to save himself. Ivana would be last, but in the end she'd go too.

He like Ivanka best. So she would go last AND head first.
To show he cares.

He recently said "they're coming for THE CHILDREN," I'm defense of his kids and it's like

Bro, Ivanka's 40 lol

But those boobs are only about 8-10 years old. So....


You sick bastard
 
2022-01-23 1:36:03 PM  
I for one would not want to be Don jr.in this situation. Eric seems mostly to be the "sweet" one. Daddy will definitely not  BLAME HIM FIRST, and IVanka is the Centerfold of the Brand( no it's not the Other one).
So that leaves one prospect for Trumps ratting out operation, and that's the one who brought home the Puerto Rican, which teh Donald will not abide, I mean look at her, she's obviously possessed and has the mouth of a Sturgeon and turns Smokey eye into a horror show. And Don Jr is just askin for it anyway.
 
2022-01-23 1:36:16 PM  
Half-scoop's girlfriend, whatsername big-boobie dingbat, she has to know some shiat.  She's not family so she doesn't have that loyalty, and if she's as mercenary as she seems she should jump right on the chance to avoid any personally inconvenient penitentiary stays.
 
2022-01-23 1:37:55 PM  
Ivanka hates her dad, but is stupid enough to think that attaching herself to his presidency would be a good idea

Now, all her "friends" hate her, her "rich trendy Jew" persona is gone,

She will flip faster than a prepubescent Chinese gymnast on meth
 
2022-01-23 1:38:39 PM  

Walker: [pbs.twimg.com image 544x500]


I love so much the Trump family engaged in a Mexican standoff.
 
2022-01-23 1:38:45 PM  

Farkin_Crazy: MattytheMouse: SpectroBoy: EvilEgg: TFG would feed each of his children feet first into a woodchipper to save himself. Ivana would be last, but in the end she'd go too.

He like Ivanka best. So she would go last AND head first.
To show he cares.

He recently said "they're coming for THE CHILDREN," I'm defense of his kids and it's like

Bro, Ivanka's 40 lol

But those boobs are only about 8-10 years old. So....


Aren't they supposed to be replaced every 7 years?
 
2022-01-23 1:38:59 PM  
They are all going plead the 5th like Eric.
 
2022-01-23 1:39:57 PM  

saturn badger: "I think you're going to start to see this vice squeeze in," O'Brien said Saturday. "

<eye twitch>

*vise

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It *is* about the Trump family so vice will play into it...eventually.
 
2022-01-23 1:40:26 PM  

HerptheDerp: Farkin_Crazy: MattytheMouse: SpectroBoy: EvilEgg: TFG would feed each of his children feet first into a woodchipper to save himself. Ivana would be last, but in the end she'd go too.

He like Ivanka best. So she would go last AND head first.
To show he cares.

He recently said "they're coming for THE CHILDREN," I'm defense of his kids and it's like

Bro, Ivanka's 40 lol

But those boobs are only about 8-10 years old. So....

Aren't they supposed to be replaced every 7 years?


Do you think she got the extended warranty?
 
2022-01-23 1:40:46 PM  
Ivakna would totally beat the shiat out of Jr, but Eric has a special type of rage that turns on at the flip of a switch, that he could probably use to rip off someone's arm and beat them to death with it.
 
2022-01-23 1:40:53 PM  

iron_city_ap: The Trumps COULD die in a suicide pact.


I'd predicted in 2016 that DJT would be executed for treason on national TV. Not because of public demand or some sort of court case initiated by the news networks, but because he'd insist on going out with a bang with a TV ratings bonanza.
 
2022-01-23 1:43:12 PM  

Rattlesnake Rattles Me: I first read that the leopards will feast on feces and was quite disturbed.


Yet totally accurate in this case.
 
2022-01-23 1:46:43 PM  

DrD'isInfotainment: I for one would not want to be Don jr.in this situation. Eric seems mostly to be the "sweet" one. Daddy will definitely not  BLAME HIM FIRST, and IVanka is the Centerfold of the Brand( no it's not the Other one).
So that leaves one prospect for Trumps ratting out operation, and that's the one who brought home the Puerto Rican, which teh Donald will not abide, I mean look at her, she's obviously possessed and has the mouth of a Sturgeon and turns Smokey eye into a horror show. And Don Jr is just askin for it anyway.


Kushner's got his own pull and risks, if he thinks having Ivanka toss Jr under the bus will keep them safe, they will. Jr's not smart enough to keep his trap shut, he'll say something incriminating under questioning (or openly brag about something, like the whole Russian intelligence thing).

Eric might make it out. Oddly, out of all of them, I think he legitimately thought (at some point) he was going to run a real charity, until his dad said "Don't be a dummy" and started laundring money through it. After that, he was just as corrupt as the others.
 
2022-01-23 1:48:48 PM  

baka-san: Ivanka hates her dad, but is stupid enough to think that attaching herself to his presidency would be a good idea

Now, all her "friends" hate her, her "rich trendy Jew" persona is gone,

She will flip faster than a prepubescent Chinese gymnast on meth


Ironically, Ivanka owns several patents for Chinese gymnasts on meth.
 
2022-01-23 1:50:44 PM  

MattytheMouse: SpectroBoy: EvilEgg: TFG would feed each of his children feet first into a woodchipper to save himself. Ivana would be last, but in the end she'd go too.

He like Ivanka best. So she would go last AND head first.
To show he cares.

He recently said "they're coming for THE CHILDREN," I'm defense of his kids and it's like

Bro, Ivanka's 40 lol


Yes, they are coming for your children. You know why? Because you gave them White House level jobs with top secret security clearance, not jobs on the playground playing with crayons all day, though I will admit Kushner may have possibly done both.
 
2022-01-23 1:52:32 PM  
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2022-01-23 1:53:23 PM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: Ivakna would totally beat the shiat out of Jr, but Eric has a special type of rage that turns on at the flip of a switch, that he could probably use to rip off someone's arm and beat them to death with it.


People come up to me all the time, they're saying that Eric is a shaved Wookie.  It's true, that's what they're saying.  A bounty hunter from Lothal sector with tears in his eyes... a really big guy with lots of armor... he was crying, crying!, about how strong Eric was.  Bigly strong!  It's why we don't play chess with Eric.
 
2022-01-23 1:53:32 PM  
The Trumps COULD pay Elon to make them a private spacecraft where they could live in orbit for eternity.
 
2022-01-23 1:56:28 PM  

jayphat: MattytheMouse: SpectroBoy: EvilEgg: TFG would feed each of his children feet first into a woodchipper to save himself. Ivana would be last, but in the end she'd go too.

He like Ivanka best. So she would go last AND head first.
To show he cares.

He recently said "they're coming for THE CHILDREN," I'm defense of his kids and it's like

Bro, Ivanka's 40 lol

Yes, they are coming for your children. You know why? Because you gave them White House level jobs with top secret security clearance, not jobs on the playground playing with crayons all day, though I will admit Kushner may have possibly done both.


Dammit, Matty. Why did you give the jobs?
 
2022-01-23 1:57:32 PM  

sandi_fish: They are all going plead the 5th like Eric.


Oh, I do hope so.
 
2022-01-23 1:59:16 PM  
None of the Trumps would last a day in jail. They'd be swinging from the ceiling by lunchtime.
 
2022-01-23 2:03:11 PM  
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2022-01-23 2:05:27 PM  

baltimoreblonde: None of the Trumps would last a day in jail. They'd be swinging from the ceiling by lunchtime.


No,
They would be the pedo in his cel at the end of Boogie Nights
 
2022-01-23 2:07:49 PM  
I'm sure that Trump was a loving and nurturing Father and his children would hold fast no matter what.
 
2022-01-23 2:08:29 PM  
The kids could go broke. The orange jump suit is only for the orange guy with his Georgia trial.
 
2022-01-23 2:11:12 PM  

HerptheDerp: Farkin_Crazy: MattytheMouse: SpectroBoy: EvilEgg: TFG would feed each of his children feet first into a woodchipper to save himself. Ivana would be last, but in the end she'd go too.

He like Ivanka best. So she would go last AND head first.
To show he cares.

He recently said "they're coming for THE CHILDREN," I'm defense of his kids and it's like

Bro, Ivanka's 40 lol

But those boobs are only about 8-10 years old. So....

Aren't they supposed to be replaced every 7 years?


Daddy gives her injections.

/if ya know what I'm sayin...
//and I think you do
///you know it's true
 
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