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2022-01-22 7:41:14 PM  
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2022-01-22 7:54:02 PM  
That's quite amusing
 
2022-01-22 9:03:17 PM  
Sort of want to pet a "danger kitty" now.

*settles for the cuter, sweeter, miniature version that already cuddles with me constantly*
 
2022-01-22 9:30:17 PM  
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2022-01-22 11:43:44 PM  
That was not remotely funny.
 
2022-01-22 11:43:59 PM  
This has been cracking me up all day.

Good stuff.
 
2022-01-22 11:44:46 PM  

jaivirtualcard: That was not remotely funny.


You're bad at the internet.
 
2022-01-22 11:47:03 PM  
I looked for the initial thread on this, anyone give me some help?
 
2022-01-22 11:48:39 PM  

jaivirtualcard: That was not remotely funny.


I mean yeah you are at a distance.  If you saw it live.  HILARIOUS
 
2022-01-22 11:53:23 PM  
Is "pet a mountain lion" code for something? Like a visit to Cougar town or something?
 
2022-01-22 11:55:00 PM  
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2022-01-22 11:55:58 PM  
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2022-01-23 12:00:41 AM  
I pet a mountain lion once. That's why I have scissors for hands.
 
2022-01-23 12:03:07 AM  
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2022-01-23 12:03:38 AM  
Pretty sure we're missing the six other signs of the end of the world.

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/no coaches for the ugly pups.
//that must be some kind of discrimination
///Bobcat Goldthwait is probably available
 
2022-01-23 12:10:10 AM  

cretinbob: That's quite amusing


jaivirtualcard: That was not remotely funny.


Fark in a nutshell.
 
2022-01-23 12:10:58 AM  

maxandgrinch: Pretty sure we're missing the six other signs of the end of the


Snoop & Martha have been a thing for years. Eryone likes Snoop & Martha.
 
2022-01-23 12:12:09 AM  
They must like corgis.
 
2022-01-23 12:15:24 AM  
Anyone that finds that funny has long-covid.
 
2022-01-23 12:18:10 AM  

kdawg7736: They must like corgis.


Just don't invite the Koala to the Corgi Party without the emotional support bear.
 
2022-01-23 12:21:43 AM  

Peter von Nostrand: I looked for the initial thread on this, anyone give me some help?


Yeah, where is the original "lighthearted tweet about not letting wild animals indoors"?
 
2022-01-23 12:21:49 AM  
Their social media team is either 19 or 55.

I am honestly uncertain which.

But they're trying, bless their souls.
 
2022-01-23 12:22:19 AM  

comrade: Anyone that finds that funny has long-covid.


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2022-01-23 12:24:25 AM  

Nidiot: Peter von Nostrand: I looked for the initial thread on this, anyone give me some help?

Yeah, where is the original "lighthearted tweet about not letting wild animals indoors"?


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2022-01-23 12:25:39 AM  

jaytkay: maxandgrinch: Pretty sure we're missing the six other signs of the end of the

Snoop & Martha have been a thing for years. Eryone likes Snoop & Martha.


It's just like America to venerate two convicted criminals.
 
2022-01-23 12:34:38 AM  

Theaetetus: Nidiot: Peter von Nostrand: I looked for the initial thread on this, anyone give me some help?

Yeah, where is the original "lighthearted tweet about not letting wild animals indoors"?

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That got people all excited? Is this one of those side effects of a toxoplasmosis infection?
 
2022-01-23 12:38:02 AM  
It looks like someone was getting jealous of all the wackiness from the US Consumer Product Safety Commission twitter feed
 
2022-01-23 12:39:14 AM  
In my defense, I love big cats.

I have two very large Maine coons, and I will be getting an F1 Savannah next.

If I could get a mountain lion that wouldn't eat my face while I'm sleeping, I'd have a the baddest pet kitteh ever.
 
2022-01-23 12:46:36 AM  

educated: jaivirtualcard: That was not remotely funny.

You're bad at the internet.


where can I buy the NFT of this tweet? I'll trade you some apes
 
2022-01-23 12:48:27 AM  
On another note I worked at a radioactive waste depository and they had to send out an official company email sitewide asking people to please, PLEASE, love of everything, NOT pet the bobcats on site.

Because there was a family of bobcats just hanging out in our mobile irradiated hardware crane.

The thing was, there were people on site that made that email absolutely necessary. One ops supervisor in particular got told that yes, it was very commendable he bought a snake handling kit with his own money, but their insurance was not going to cover him if he got bit by one of the many and various venomous snakes on site. Yes this man bought a goddamn snake bucket and snake hooks so he could relocate venomous snakes away from other people. Which is commendable, but he was not a professional.

/same dude once offered me a ride and his truck was full of ratsnakes
//"What are you so pleased about?" "I have ratsnakes :3"
///put the ratsnakes back William
////we also had neon pink rabbits on site
 
2022-01-23 12:54:24 AM  
 
2022-01-23 12:56:20 AM  

jaytkay: maxandgrinch: Pretty sure we're missing the six other signs of the end of the

Snoop & Martha have been a thing for years. Eryone likes Snoop & Martha.


I *love* Snoop & Martha. That should take over that Kelly Ripa show, or the old Kathie Lee / Hoda K show.
It could be called "Wake and Bake with Martha & Snoop".
 
2022-01-23 1:02:59 AM  

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East side of Tucson?  Well damn!

/I won't be the spoilsport to say there hasn't been a mountain lion sighting on this side of Tucson in years...they're usually seen west and north of the city
 
2022-01-23 1:18:48 AM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: jaytkay: maxandgrinch: Pretty sure we're missing the six other signs of the end of the

Snoop & Martha have been a thing for years. Eryone likes Snoop & Martha.

It's just like America to venerate two convicted criminals.


And to hate on a loving interracial union...

Yahtzee!
 
2022-01-23 1:20:14 AM  

The Official Fark Cajun: In my defense, I love big cats.

I have two very large Maine coons, and I will be getting an F1 Savannah next.

If I could get a mountain lion that wouldn't eat my face while I'm sleeping, I'd have a the baddest pet kitteh ever.


I am also a fan of enormous pussies...

Just ask subby's mom...  It's like an echo down there.
 
2022-01-23 1:26:18 AM  

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The puma's name is Messi, and he lives in Russia.
 
2022-01-23 1:39:59 AM  

comrade: Anyone that finds that funny has long-covid.


Dafuq is wrong with you. I mean, talking  corgis playing.  What kind of monster doesn't love that?
 
2022-01-23 1:41:43 AM  

casey17: jaytkay: maxandgrinch: Pretty sure we're missing the six other signs of the end of the

Snoop & Martha have been a thing for years. Eryone likes Snoop & Martha.

I *love* Snoop & Martha. That should take over that Kelly Ripa show, or the old Kathie Lee / Hoda K show.
It could be called "Wake and Bake with Martha & Snoop".


My ex's dad could host a morning talk show titled "Wake and Bake with James." Which would be a live show at 5am featuring the 65-year-old man getting up, getting stoned out of his gourd, and making delicious cakes and muffins and such. Of course, given that he's a hardcore Trumper, it'd air on Fox News, but holy god I'd watch it for the stories he would tell about inappropriate subjects.

Boyfriend and I got stoned with him on Christmas Eve a couple years back, and at one point he took a long puff and started in on how his present for his wife involved little blue pills. I about pissed myself laughing, and then his wife walked in. She looked at me laughing my ass off and asked the other two potheads, "is he high?"

/Yes, I was
//And then we had special brownies on Christmas Day
///Opening presents while stoned is...an experience
 
2022-01-23 1:42:35 AM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: jaytkay: maxandgrinch: Pretty sure we're missing the six other signs of the end of the

Snoop & Martha have been a thing for years. Eryone likes Snoop & Martha.

It's just like America to venerate two convicted criminals.


Yes, once someone is convicted of a crime, they should be social outcasts for all eternity.
 
2022-01-23 2:05:48 AM  

Nidiot: Peter von Nostrand: I looked for the initial thread on this, anyone give me some help?

Yeah, where is the original "lighthearted tweet about not letting wild animals indoors"?


Say what?

Messi The Puma is a Big Ol' House Cat
Youtube cKwKysk5rEw
 
2022-01-23 2:16:39 AM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: jaytkay: maxandgrinch: Pretty sure we're missing the six other signs of the end of the

Snoop & Martha have been a thing for years. Eryone likes Snoop & Martha.

It's just like America to venerate two convicted criminals.


Because if you've ever been convicted of a crime you must suffer Social Death. Nothing you do can ever be good again, not even saving cute puppies
 
2022-01-23 2:30:07 AM  

farkyorefeelings: cretinbob: That's quite amusing

jaivirtualcard: That was not remotely funny.

Fark in a nutshell.


I'd weigh in but none of the fark spectrum ends have managed to post a link to what the fark they're even talking about.
 
2022-01-23 3:41:20 AM  

fatassbastard: Tom Marvolo Bombadil: jaytkay: maxandgrinch: Pretty sure we're missing the six other signs of the end of the

Snoop & Martha have been a thing for years. Eryone likes Snoop & Martha.

It's just like America to venerate two convicted criminals.

Yes, once someone is convicted of a crime, they should be social outcasts for all eternity.


Some Farkers sincerely believe that; and also that they should be kicked out of the country if possible.
 
2022-01-23 4:11:15 AM  
My sister, at one time, kept a pet mountain lion. I've petted it. I lived in Oklahoma at the time....
 
2022-01-23 4:45:30 AM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: jaytkay: maxandgrinch: Pretty sure we're missing the six other signs of the end of the

Snoop & Martha have been a thing for years. Eryone likes Snoop & Martha.

It's just like America to venerate two convicted criminals.


Only one of them has served time in prison.
 
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