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(SecondNexus)   Academy Award Winning Derp: "We must give applause for our hero. Yes, he's been the greatest President since Abraham Lincoln. ... He has given hope to the American people, he's given trust and love"   (secondnexus.com) divider line
    More: Facepalm, Academy Award for Best Actor, Donald Trump, Meryl Streep, Abraham Lincoln, man of integrity, Academy Award winner Jon Voight, Academy Award, Ivana Trump  
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3466 clicks; posted to Politics » on 22 Jan 2022 at 10:30 PM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-22 7:15:40 PM  
Putzpuller Award material there.
 
2022-01-22 7:19:59 PM  
"My name's Joe Buck, and I'm one helluva a dud!"

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2022-01-22 7:27:51 PM  
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2022-01-22 7:32:58 PM  
Not a cult at all.
 
2022-01-22 7:35:44 PM  
I love it when the crazies are so over the top that you can only feel sorry for them.
 
2022-01-22 7:45:23 PM  
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2022-01-22 8:45:59 PM  
20 years ago when he was feuding with Angelina Jolie I though "well, she's crazy, it's a shame she can't get along with him." Now I'm thinking maybe she wasn't the crazy one.
 
2022-01-22 8:57:29 PM  
Fact check: Taft was the "greatest" president since Lincoln, followed in a close second by Trump.
 
2022-01-22 9:02:23 PM  
Please clap
 
2022-01-22 9:15:34 PM  
They needed something to pacify the neon Cheeto because the walls are closing in on him and he's freaking out (god help his handlers, lol).

Voight is a Republican friend who is out of farks to give. They paid him money and he made a video.
 
2022-01-22 9:19:10 PM  

koder: Fact check: Taft was the "greatest" president since Lincoln, followed in a close second by Trump.


Are people shiatting on Taft now for some reason? He's never been top ten but I don't remember seeing him on the "worst" lists, either.
 
2022-01-22 9:41:51 PM  

koder: Fact check: Taft was the "greatest" president since Lincoln, followed in a close second by Trump.


Completely true, in the outdated sense where "greatest" means "fattest."
 
2022-01-22 9:52:04 PM  

Buzzerguy: koder: Fact check: Taft was the "greatest" president since Lincoln, followed in a close second by Trump.

Completely true, in the outdated sense where "greatest" means "fattest."


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2022-01-22 10:33:31 PM  

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Give me 90 minutes in a room with Jon Voigt and a pair of pliers.
 
2022-01-22 10:33:56 PM  

Buzzerguy: koder: Fact check: Taft was the "greatest" president since Lincoln, followed in a close second by Trump.

Completely true, in the outdated sense where "greatest" means "fattest."


"Great meaning large or immense.
We used it in the pejorative sense."
 
2022-01-22 10:34:10 PM  

NotCodger: I love it when the crazies are so over the top that you can only feel sorry for them.


When does that happen?
 
2022-01-22 10:35:31 PM  
Mike Pillow has been sharing his Crack stash.
 
2022-01-22 10:35:40 PM  

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1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder: Nately died a wealthy man, Yossarian. He had over sixty shares in the syndicate.

Yossarian: What difference does that make? He's dead.

1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder: Then his family will get it.

Yossarian: He didn't have time to have a family.

1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder: Then his parents will get it.

Yossarian: They don't need it, they're rich.

1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder: Then they'll understand.
 
2022-01-22 10:39:45 PM  
But it's not a cult
 
2022-01-22 10:40:09 PM  
Right now you'd have to be a complete fool to follow Trump**. (Actually a LOT earlier than right now but you get the point)

Why does Jon Voight give a shiat?  Has he been to a certain island?
 
2022-01-22 10:42:20 PM  
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2022-01-22 10:42:30 PM  
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2022-01-22 10:42:35 PM  
You know.. I don't even trust myself to say anything about this.
 
2022-01-22 10:43:56 PM  
He did make one good movie - Anaconda. He got et and I cheered that he was gone from the movie.
 
2022-01-22 10:45:20 PM  
Trump's popularity started with a hatred for money in politics,Wall Street and an appeal to the working class.
Much of the current loyalty is not wanting to admit they were wrong and no other real option speaking to those values.
It seems like the Democratic party could appeal to these people if they really wanted to.
 
2022-01-22 10:46:19 PM  
Jeebus, Jon Voight should be used as a cautionary tale of the dangers of Qanon and R-adicalism like the old fried egg anti-drug PSAs.
/he's one step away from selling gold and insurance for seniors
 
2022-01-22 10:46:30 PM  
What is WRONG with people??
 
2022-01-22 10:47:37 PM  

saturn badger: He did make one good movie - Anaconda. He got et and I cheered that he was gone from the movie.


His part in Heat was good. I pretty much only remember him for that.
 
2022-01-22 10:49:47 PM  
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2022-01-22 10:49:53 PM  
I swear I thought the article was going to be about some Repub praising Joe Manchin.
 
2022-01-22 10:51:07 PM  
Again -- I really hate how dicks like Voight say things like honoring DJT's presidency as "the only way for Americans" to heal their sorrow, or whatever the f***.

Over 81 million Americans were ecstatic about his loss.

Conservatives are not "America" -- they are one part of America -- and a minority.
 
2022-01-22 10:52:01 PM  
He was outstanding in Transformers.  I'm kidding, of course, nothing was outstanding in that movie.  Except Rachael Taylor.
 
2022-01-22 10:52:35 PM  

NotCodger: I love it when the crazies are so over the top that you can only feel sorry for them.


I don't feel sorry for them
 
2022-01-22 10:53:00 PM  
what a sorry sack of shiat
 
2022-01-22 10:53:26 PM  
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2022-01-22 10:54:40 PM  
Is this sarcasm?  Sadly I can no longer tell :(
 
2022-01-22 10:56:10 PM  
Abraham Lincoln was a terrible president. The south is still a part of the USA thanks to him. The USA would be better without them.

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//Or is it?
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2022-01-22 10:56:48 PM  

sinner4ever: Trump's popularity started with a hatred for money in politics,Wall Street and an appeal to the working class.
Much of the current loyalty is not wanting to admit they were wrong and no other real option speaking to those values.
It seems like the Democratic party could appeal to these people if they really wanted to.


I know reich
 
2022-01-22 10:58:25 PM  
aww cute the old dementia patient thinks he's relevant.
 
2022-01-22 10:58:55 PM  
Well.  That's one opinion.
 
2022-01-22 10:59:56 PM  
"Hope has arrived"

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2022-01-22 11:00:41 PM  
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TFG is the former cameo king of Hollywood?

L O farking L

Not even in the running.
 
2022-01-22 11:01:19 PM  
I'm watching that old TV series FRINGE on HBO Max and they had an episode where a guy created a program that made people's heads explode when they downloaded and viewed the hypnotic images of the program. It got me to asking myself is all this MAGA,Q, anti-vax craziness the effects of the first real computer to human virus? Could this many people be this toxic combination of selfish, dumb, and insane without an outside force taking control of their minds? Find out on the next episode of CRINGEright here on the Politics tab.
 
2022-01-22 11:02:45 PM  
One senile old man rambling on about another senile old man ..
 
2022-01-22 11:05:54 PM  
Jon Voigt's a decent actor. But not so good that he could fake that level of sincerity. I can't believe that anyone believes that crap. I'm staring to think that there are 2 versions of the human brain.
 
2022-01-22 11:09:02 PM  
woo hoo
 
2022-01-22 11:09:16 PM  

whatshisname: Jon Voigt's a decent actor. But not so good that he could fake that level of sincerity. I can't believe that anyone believes that crap. I'm staring to think that there are 2 versions of the human brain.


I'm starting to think there are two separate realities.
 
2022-01-22 11:13:49 PM  
WHAT IN THE PETRIFIED FOREST OF FARK AM I READING
 
2022-01-22 11:15:23 PM  
Der Donald's Face (Der Fuehrer's Face "Tribute" to Our Former President)
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2022-01-22 11:17:38 PM  
Still 2nd place to Obama as far a a cult following goes
 
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