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6283 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Jan 2022 at 10:05 PM (17 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-22 5:02:35 PM  
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2022-01-22 8:49:02 PM  
An earthquake on a fault line?
No way!
 
2022-01-22 10:08:14 PM  
Oh, an article about the Dead Sea? *scrolls*
 
2022-01-22 10:15:34 PM  
Dead sea quakes
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2022-01-22 10:17:04 PM  
Hope no one looked directly at the earthquake.

Lots Wife - Pillar of salt
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2022-01-22 10:21:00 PM  
That's the sea of galilee
 
2022-01-22 10:23:18 PM  
Yes, but will they still be able to push the salts at every kiosk in the mall?
 
2022-01-22 10:29:41 PM  

cuneis: That's the sea of galilee


Came here to say this. Although since the Time Lords can move it anywhere they want maybe it was further south and elsewhen for the quake.
 
2022-01-22 10:34:14 PM  
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For those curious as to where the Dead Sea is located.
 
2022-01-22 10:35:29 PM  

cuneis: That's the sea of galilee


And just for a sense of things, Lake Tiberias is about 60 miles up the Jordan River from the Dead Sea.
 
2022-01-22 10:40:13 PM  
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2022-01-22 10:42:11 PM  
rigor mortis: stiffening of the joints and muscles of a body a few hours after death

Sounds like the opposite.
 
2022-01-22 10:45:49 PM  
Well you know after doing vast quantities of bath salts for thousands of years things can go a little sideways.
 
2022-01-22 10:46:00 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: rigor mortis: stiffening of the joints and muscles of a body a few hours after death

Sounds like the opposite.


Jiggle mortis?
 
2022-01-22 10:49:29 PM  

cuneis: That's the sea of galilee


Well, better report that. They asked for reports.
 
2022-01-22 10:50:57 PM  
It is a sign! A sign from God!

A sign of what? Whatever you fell like saying it is.
 
2022-01-22 10:53:35 PM  
This person I know is so old the Dead Sea was sick when he was born.
 
2022-01-22 10:55:39 PM  
And the sea of reeds?
 
2022-01-22 10:56:32 PM  
Glad I'm not dead yet.
 
2022-01-22 10:57:39 PM  
I thought the Dead Sea had dried up for a moment there. They do say "Dead Sea Region", so the best kind of correct.
 
2022-01-22 11:07:22 PM  
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Damnit Moses, quit striking the rock!  This isn't the Beverly Hillbillies.
 
2022-01-22 11:12:01 PM  
Weekend oy Bernie's?
 
2022-01-22 11:14:11 PM  

FarkingChas: It is a sign! A sign from God!

A sign of what? Whatever you fell like saying it is.


The form has space for all the gods to sign for it. Got to get them all.
 
2022-01-22 11:58:48 PM  
A minor quake was felt? I see on that map that Nazareth is in the area. Are they back on tour? Did they turn the amps up to eleven?
 
2022-01-23 12:07:43 AM  

Prof. Frink: ArcadianRefugee: rigor mortis: stiffening of the joints and muscles of a body a few hours after death

Sounds like the opposite.

Jiggle mortis?


Pretty sure that's a goth strip club in Portland.
 
2022-01-23 12:28:56 AM  

MBooda: Hope no one looked directly at the earthquake.

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And thus Father-Daughter porn was invented.
 
2022-01-23 2:13:45 AM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: Prof. Frink: ArcadianRefugee: rigor mortis: stiffening of the joints and muscles of a body a few hours after death

Sounds like the opposite.

Jiggle mortis?

Pretty sure that's a goth strip club in Portland.


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2022-01-23 3:06:38 AM  
Pictured: The Sea of Galilee
 
2022-01-23 6:43:13 AM  
Hopefully the place was prettier and GREENER 3500-3000 years ago when the battles for the "Promised Land" started.

Given how the place looks now and with all the warring factions in it, if my god told me that was my 'promised land', I'd start taking applications for a new god.
 
2022-01-23 9:05:21 AM  

MBooda: Hope no one looked directly at the earthquake.

[YouTube video: Lots Wife - Pillar of salt]


I hear Mike Lindell is going to make little salt figurines for people to remind them to obey God. MyPillar sales should be through the roof!
 
2022-01-23 2:30:30 PM  
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Oh look who knows so much!
It happens, the sea is only mostly dead.
 
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