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(NJ.com)   Turns out Covid-19 tests give most accurate results if taken midday. So right after you Farkers wake up from your cheap booze induced mini-comas   (nj.com) divider line
    More: PSA, Time, Viral shedding, 12-hour clock, COVID-19 test, Vanderbilt University, Circadian rhythm, Accuracy and precision, The Onset  
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1240 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Jan 2022 at 8:05 PM (29 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-22 6:49:23 PM  
you think you're better than me subby?

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2022-01-22 7:55:22 PM  
I hope subby never has to deal with insomnia so bad that booze induced mini comas are the closest thing to normal sleep he can get.

I got better
 
2022-01-22 8:06:50 PM  
To think of how good I had it in those days.  Thanks for the fond memories, subby.
 
2022-01-22 8:07:25 PM  
Lazy COVID.  Doesn't even start working until noon...
 
2022-01-22 8:17:05 PM  
FTA:"Coronavirus viral loads also tend to be lower after 8 p.m."

Does that mean I can go back to picking up girls at the bars for one night stands?

/the wife probably wouldn't like it but if a study said it was safer...
//it wouldn't be safer because she's kill me
///slashies come in 3's
 
2022-01-22 8:26:34 PM  
🤔

Third article I've seen this week that has that picture-perfect shot of the "BinaxNow" test kit. Are these sponsored articles?
 
2022-01-22 8:30:02 PM  
Midday in what time zone?!?!?
 
2022-01-22 8:31:07 PM  
Nothing cheap about the booze I buy.  $12 a liter for brandy is getting pricey.
 
2022-01-22 8:46:18 PM  

Micosavo: 🤔

Third article I've seen this week that has that picture-perfect shot of the "BinaxNow" test kit. Are these sponsored articles?


Those are the only kind I have seen for sale
 
2022-01-22 8:52:43 PM  
I had to go to an "in person" meeting last week. The company said we had to test before we traveled and again the morning.of the meeting. They shipped me an at home test kit that arrived two days after I flew for the meeting.

I found a drive-up rapid test place that wasn't crowded. Rapid test came back negative in 30 minutes, and they said I would have the saliva test back in 72 hours. I just got the results today - also negative - it's been 12 days.
 
2022-01-22 8:52:50 PM  
So...get up...test negative, go into work.

At lunch, test positive...go home.

Get to spread disease for half the day and get a half day off! Best of both worlds!
 
2022-01-22 8:55:24 PM  
I've been sick for almost a week. Many I should get tested.
 
2022-01-22 9:15:54 PM  
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2022-01-22 9:17:44 PM  
So shortly between "too late for coffee" and "too early for wine".
 
2022-01-22 9:19:53 PM  
I'm pretty sure most Farkers drink some pretty decent booze, smitty.
 
2022-01-22 9:23:43 PM  
Unless you're an FAA rep, you'd better stay in the back of the plane with the rest of the cattle.  This finger maybe on the "land" button but it can move right over the the "crash" button.
 
2022-01-22 9:32:08 PM  
That's interesting and makes sense that if you're infected you would be shedding the maximum number of viral particles when you're metabolism is at high gear at midday. Dem ribosomes don't discriminate where the instructions are coming from
 
2022-01-22 9:43:35 PM  
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2022-01-22 9:45:08 PM  
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2022-01-22 9:58:35 PM  
Testing for Covid seems to be doing a great job. Annoying people and being otherwise useless,  but a great job none the less.
 
2022-01-22 10:04:53 PM  
I am a great many things, subby, but I am *not* a cheap drunk.

Can't argue much with the mini coma though.
 
2022-01-22 10:08:19 PM  

Lady J: you think you're better than me subby?

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2022-01-22 10:43:48 PM  
I'll set the alarm.
 
2022-01-22 11:13:45 PM  
It's not a mini-coma, it's a power-blackout. Thank you very much.
 
2022-01-23 1:54:53 AM  
I never drink cheap booze in the morning. It's top shelf only until at least 3pm.
 
2022-01-23 9:35:11 AM  

Cafe Threads: Lady J: you think you're better than me subby?

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