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2022-01-22 2:36:40 PM  
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2022-01-22 4:06:51 PM  
Lethal Aid is the name of my star studded Covid benefit concerts performed simultaneously would wide coming up this Easter Sunday.
 
2022-01-22 6:06:50 PM  
Lethal Aid is the name of my Mel Gibson flavored sports drink
 
2022-01-22 6:29:19 PM  
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Eh, just disinter and send R. Lee Ermey over there with a .50 cal and a bunch of idiotic viewer questions to get him good and pissed off.
 
2022-01-22 7:07:30 PM  
Young MC - Bust A Move
Youtube xy4FXhkm6Nw
 
2022-01-22 7:07:39 PM  

toraque: [Fark user image 375x500]
Eh, just disinter and send R. Lee Ermey over there with a .50 cal and a bunch of idiotic viewer questions to get him good and pissed off.


Dude died like 3 or 4 years ago.
 
2022-01-22 7:07:46 PM  

offacue: Lethal Aid is the name of my star studded Covid benefit concerts performed simultaneously would wide coming up this Easter Sunday.


Lethal Aid was the name of my unsuccessful Planned Parenthood replacement charity.
 
2022-01-22 7:07:53 PM  
 
2022-01-22 7:11:34 PM  

Airius: toraque: [Fark user image 375x500]
Eh, just disinter and send R. Lee Ermey over there with a .50 cal and a bunch of idiotic viewer questions to get him good and pissed off.

Dude died like 3 or 4 years ago.


That probably explains the use of "disinter".
 
2022-01-22 7:12:06 PM  
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2022-01-22 7:12:07 PM  
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2022-01-22 7:12:50 PM  

Airius: toraque: [Fark user image 375x500]
Eh, just disinter and send R. Lee Ermey over there with a .50 cal and a bunch of idiotic viewer questions to get him good and pissed off.

Dude died like 3 or 4 years ago.


Hence the suggested disinterment.
 
2022-01-22 7:13:02 PM  

Airius: toraque: [Fark user image 375x500]
Eh, just disinter and send R. Lee Ermey over there with a .50 cal and a bunch of idiotic viewer questions to get him good and pissed off.

Dude died like 3 or 4 years ago.


Even better - Zombie DI's would be harder to kill!
 
2022-01-22 7:13:58 PM  
At least we're not sending the army, yet.  20 ducking years to replace the Taliban with the Taliban.  let's hold off on more war for awhile eh?
 
2022-01-22 7:14:04 PM  

Airius: toraque: [Fark user image 375x500]
Eh, just disinter and send R. Lee Ermey over there with a .50 cal and a bunch of idiotic viewer questions to get him good and pissed off.

Dude died like 3 or 4 years ago.


He was also never even close to real combat or front lines, strict REMF. Not saying that was bad, but the guy was a great barker.
 
2022-01-22 7:14:44 PM  
So, what do you wish you had done before the nukes hit?
 
2022-01-22 7:16:12 PM  

leeksfromchichis: At least we're not sending the army, yet.  20 ducking years to replace the Taliban with the Taliban.  let's hold off on more war for awhile eh?


Blue balls is a hell of a thing.
Some people just can't get off unless we kill other people.
 
2022-01-22 7:17:00 PM  

Glorious Golden Ass: So, what do you wish you had done before the nukes hit?


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2022-01-22 7:18:26 PM  
Blue's Clues - Here's The Mail #1
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2022-01-22 7:19:20 PM  

Aquapope: That probably explains the use of "disinter".


My 12th grade AP english teacher would be disappointed, and now I am going to have nightmares of her disinterred zombie coming to chastise me for reading too quickly and missing the main point.
 
2022-01-22 7:21:21 PM  
We used to send pallets of money
 
2022-01-22 7:22:43 PM  
I just hope not much of that is used against us in the future.
 
2022-01-22 7:23:54 PM  
Don't we have enough problems here to worry about? For farks sake.
 
2022-01-22 7:27:35 PM  

offacue: Lethal Aid is the name of my star studded Covid benefit concerts performed simultaneously would wide coming up this Easter Sunday.


Shoot the world, make it a better place.
 
2022-01-22 7:28:40 PM  
Never knew they measured lethal aid in pounds. Hey, I learned something today!
 
2022-01-22 7:29:30 PM  

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(Said in Dave Chapelle's Rick James impression voice)  "Charley Wilson!"
 
2022-01-22 7:29:32 PM  

leeksfromchichis: At least we're not sending the army, yet.  20 ducking years to replace the Taliban with the Taliban.  let's hold off on more war for awhile eh?


I feel like it's Putin's decision as to whether there will be a war, honestly.
 
2022-01-22 7:34:27 PM  
Only upside to a proxy war with Russia is seeing GQPers lose their mind as America goes all in on an asskicking.
 
2022-01-22 7:37:03 PM  
I guess they turned up the dirt on Hunter, finally.
 
2022-01-22 7:38:33 PM  
Are we going to sign a new version of the Lend-Lease act with Ukraine while we're at it?
 
2022-01-22 7:39:12 PM  

emersonbiggins: Only upside to a proxy war with Russia is seeing GQPers lose their mind as America goes all in on an asskicking.


The cognitive dissonance would be exhilarating.
 
2022-01-22 7:39:44 PM  

toraque: [Fark user image 375x500]
Eh, just disinter and send R. Lee Ermey over there with a .50 cal and a bunch of idiotic viewer questions to get him good and pissed off.


Eh, he got his his ass kicked by Jake  Busey.

Really not obscure.
 
2022-01-22 7:41:15 PM  

austerity101: leeksfromchichis: At least we're not sending the army, yet.  20 ducking years to replace the Taliban with the Taliban.  let's hold off on more war for awhile eh?

I feel like it's Putin's decision as to whether there will be a war, honestly.


Only if Ukraine doesn't surrender.  Here is how we avoid war completely.  Russia says give up, or war.  Then the ukraine gives up and surrenders without bloodshed.  So, is war Putin's choice, or Ukraine's choice?
 
2022-01-22 7:42:27 PM  

sinner4ever: leeksfromchichis: At least we're not sending the army, yet.  20 ducking years to replace the Taliban with the Taliban.  let's hold off on more war for awhile eh?

Blue balls is a hell of a thing.
Some people just can't get off unless we kill other people.


I suggest a pile of gladius style swords, a sandy arena, and some ironclad consent forms.

If they want bloodsport so much, let them gladiate
 
2022-01-22 7:42:37 PM  

AmbassadorBooze: austerity101: leeksfromchichis: At least we're not sending the army, yet.  20 ducking years to replace the Taliban with the Taliban.  let's hold off on more war for awhile eh?

I feel like it's Putin's decision as to whether there will be a war, honestly.

Only if Ukraine doesn't surrender.  Here is how we avoid war completely.  Russia says give up, or war.  Then the ukraine gives up and surrenders without bloodshed.  So, is war Putin's choice, or Ukraine's choice?


Putin's
 
2022-01-22 7:44:29 PM  
Unlike last time when Trump sent them stuff, are they actually allowed to use this and get it within a hundred miles of the front lines?
 
2022-01-22 7:44:38 PM  

Aquapope: Airius: toraque: [Fark user image 375x500]
Eh, just disinter and send R. Lee Ermey over there with a .50 cal and a bunch of idiotic viewer questions to get him good and pissed off.

Dude died like 3 or 4 years ago.

That probably explains the use of "disinter".


They were disinterested in reading the whole post.
 
2022-01-22 7:45:37 PM  

AmbassadorBooze: austerity101: leeksfromchichis: At least we're not sending the army, yet.  20 ducking years to replace the Taliban with the Taliban.  let's hold off on more war for awhile eh?

I feel like it's Putin's decision as to whether there will be a war, honestly.

Only if Ukraine doesn't surrender.  Here is how we avoid war completely.  Russia says give up, or war.  Then the ukraine gives up and surrenders without bloodshed.  So, is war Putin's choice, or Ukraine's choice?


Thank you for giving us the view from Moscow.
 
2022-01-22 7:45:41 PM  

qorkfiend: AmbassadorBooze: austerity101: leeksfromchichis: At least we're not sending the army, yet.  20 ducking years to replace the Taliban with the Taliban.  let's hold off on more war for awhile eh?

I feel like it's Putin's decision as to whether there will be a war, honestly.

Only if Ukraine doesn't surrender.  Here is how we avoid war completely.  Russia says give up, or war.  Then the ukraine gives up and surrenders without bloodshed.  So, is war Putin's choice, or Ukraine's choice?

Putin's


Yep, Putin's.
 
2022-01-22 7:47:14 PM  

LrdPhoenix: Unlike last time when Trump sent them stuff, are they actually allowed to use this and get it within a hundred miles of the front lines?


Wait. Explain / cite this? I'm not at all surprised, I just hadn't heard it before.
 
2022-01-22 7:49:30 PM  
Ukraine is game to you
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2022-01-22 7:51:24 PM  
Putting bounties on American troops = bad

Sending bullets to help kill Russian troops = good
 
2022-01-22 7:51:28 PM  

toraque: [Fark user image image 375x500]
Eh, just disinter and send R. Lee Ermey over there with a .50 cal and a bunch of idiotic viewer questions to get him good and pissed off.


Mail Call Lock N Load R Lee Ermey Snafu's Salty Bloopers
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/Let's answer an email from John in West New York... West New York, New Jersey?! Holy dogshait!
/Yep, that place actually exists here in Jersey
 
2022-01-22 7:54:18 PM  

leeksfromchichis: At least we're not sending the army, yet.  20 ducking years to replace the Taliban with the Taliban.  let's hold off on more war for awhile eh?


These two situations are not the same. Just FYI.
 
2022-01-22 7:54:55 PM  

ColonelCathcart: Putting bounties on American troops = bad

Sending bullets to help kill Russian troops = good


why would Russian troops be in Ukraine to BE killed?
 
2022-01-22 7:55:37 PM  

The Bestest: ColonelCathcart: Putting bounties on American troops = bad

Sending bullets to help kill Russian troops = good

why would Russian troops be in Ukraine to BE killed?


American troops need to be in 135 countries why?
 
2022-01-22 7:57:44 PM  

ColonelCathcart: The Bestest: ColonelCathcart: Putting bounties on American troops = bad

Sending bullets to help kill Russian troops = good

why would Russian troops be in Ukraine to BE killed?

American troops need to be in 135 countries why?


you can do better than that, c'mon
 
2022-01-22 7:58:28 PM  
Seems to me the US should just wash its hands of this whole thing. After twenty years of global conflicts we don't need to get involved in another. Eastern Europe has always been a shiatshow just like the Middle East and the less involved we are the better. NATO is an archaic organization too and our participation in it should have ended years ago.
 
2022-01-22 7:58:45 PM  

The Bestest: ColonelCathcart: Putting bounties on American troops = bad

Sending bullets to help kill Russian troops = good

why would Russian troops be in Ukraine to BE killed?


Yeah, if Russia just stays the fuck out of Ukraine, none of those bullets need to go in them - right?
 
2022-01-22 7:59:19 PM  
Funny how war spending is never questioned by either party. And by funny I mean I hate this country
 
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