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2022-01-22 4:27:22 PM  
Wasn't this a Monty Python skit?
 
2022-01-22 4:49:53 PM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Wasn't this a Monty Python skit?



Board meeting today.

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2022-01-22 5:35:52 PM  

EnzoTheCoder: Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Wasn't this a Monty Python skit?


Board meeting today.

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... Was that Wilkinson?
 
2022-01-22 6:38:56 PM  
Article sucks because it missed an opportunity to use the word "defenestrate".

Not entirely accurate since she wasn't thrown, but close enough.
 
2022-01-22 6:46:11 PM  
Gravity.  Don't fall for it.
 
2022-01-22 7:04:48 PM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: EnzoTheCoder: Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Wasn't this a Monty Python skit?


Board meeting today.

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... Was that Wilkinson?


Robertson I think.
 
2022-01-22 7:07:26 PM  
The only thing missing was a piano being hoisted and falling on all of them.
 
2022-01-22 7:32:30 PM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Wasn't this a Monty Python skit?


Law school hypothetical.
 
2022-01-22 7:32:36 PM  
It's raining men (and women).
 
2022-01-22 7:33:30 PM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Wasn't this a Monty Python skit?


Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what's your story?"
So the first man replies: "Well, for a while I've suspected my wife has been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch her red-handed. As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching around didn't reveal where this other guy could have been hiding. Finally, I went out to the balcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing, 25 floors above ground! By now I was really mad, so I started beating on him and kicking him, but wouldn't you know it, he wouldn't fall off. So finally I went back into my apartment and got a hammer and starting hammering on his fingers. Of course, he couldn't stand that for long, so he let go and fell-but even after 25 stories, he fell into the bushes, stunned but okay. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I ran into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge and threw it over the edge where it landed on him, killing him instantly. But all the stress and anger got to me, and I had a heart attack and died there on the balcony."
"That sounds like a pretty bad day to me," said Peter, and let the man in. The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about heaven being full, and again asks for his story. "It's been a very strange day. You see, I live on the 26th floor of my apartment building, and every morning I do my exercises out on my balcony. Well, this morning I must have slipped or something, because I fell over the edge. But I got lucky, and caught the railing of the balcony on the floor below me. I knew I couldn't hang on for very long, when suddenly this man burst out onto the balcony. I thought for sure I was saved, when he started beating on me and kicking me. I held on the best I could until he ran into the apartment and grabbed a hammer and started pounding on my hands. Finally I just let go, but again I got lucky and fell into the bushes below, stunned but all right. Just when I was thinking I was going to be okay, this refrigerator comes falling out of the sky and crushes me instantly, and now I'm here."
Once again, Peter had to concede that that sounded like a pretty horrible death. The third man came to the front of the line, and again the whole process was repeated. Peter explained that heaven was full and asked for his story.
"Picture this," says the third man, "I'm hiding naked inside a refrigerator..."
 
2022-01-22 7:37:45 PM  

Creepy Lurker Guy: Article sucks because it missed an opportunity to use the word "defenestrate".

Not entirely accurate since she wasn't thrown, but close enough.


"Refenestrate" and "threefenestrate" were also in play.
 
2022-01-22 7:38:11 PM  

Fano: Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Wasn't this a Monty Python skit?

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what's your story?"
So the first man replies: "Well, for a while I've suspected my wife has been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch her red-handed. As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching around didn't reveal where this other guy could have been hiding. Finally, I went out to the balcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing, 25 floors above ground! By now I was really mad, so I started beating on him and kicking him, but wouldn't you know it, he wouldn't fall off. So finally I went back into my apartment and got a hammer and starting hammering on his fingers. Of course, he couldn't stand that for long, so he let go and fell-but even after 25 stories, he fell into the bushes, stunned but okay. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I ran into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge and threw it over the edge where it landed on him, killing him instantly. But all the stress and anger got to me, and I had a heart attack and died there on the balcony."
"That sounds like a pretty bad day to me," said Peter, and let the man in. The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about heaven being full, and again asks for his story. "It's been a very strange day. You see, I live on the 26th floor of my apartment building, and every morning I do my exercises out on my balcony. Well, this morning I must have slipped or something, because I fell over the edge. But I got lucky, and caught the railing of the balcony on the floor below me. I knew I couldn't hang on for very long, when suddenly this man burst out onto the balcony. I thought for sure I was saved, whe ...


Didn't Indiana Jones prove a fridgerator could survive a nuclear blast?  Naked dude would be fine.
 
2022-01-22 7:43:22 PM  
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2022-01-22 7:47:47 PM  

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2022-01-22 7:49:10 PM  
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2022-01-22 7:49:23 PM  
First thing that came to mind as I read the headline for the thread.

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2022-01-22 7:54:38 PM  
Sounds like the universe was just having a bit of fun today.
 
2022-01-22 7:57:05 PM  
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2022-01-22 7:57:26 PM  
Batting .000 today, ol Chuck
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2022-01-22 7:58:15 PM  
Sounds like these windows were swinging.
 
2022-01-22 7:58:47 PM  
gravity is a harsh mistress
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2022-01-22 7:58:51 PM  

Creepy Lurker Guy: Article sucks because it missed an opportunity to use the word "defenestrate".

Not entirely accurate since she wasn't thrown, but close enough.


The first time I ever saw the word 'defenestrate' I thought it must mean something like disembowel or eviscerate, I got quite the surprise when I looked it up.
 
2022-01-22 8:00:18 PM  

Creepy Lurker Guy: Article sucks because it missed an opportunity to use the word "defenestrate".

Not entirely accurate since she wasn't thrown, but close enough.


Autodefenestration?
 
2022-01-22 8:01:40 PM  
I once had a woman come flying through my bedroom window right into my bed because some Delta House frat boys pulled some shenanigans during the Faber College homecoming parade.
 
2022-01-22 8:02:32 PM  
I RTFA, and I believe it, only because it wouldn't pass as believable fiction.
 
2022-01-22 8:05:12 PM  

The.anti-Larry: The only thing missing was a piano being hoisted and falling on all of them.


The judges would also have accepted a man passing by in the street falling through an open manhole cover.
 
2022-01-22 8:05:47 PM  
Okay, I know Japan is known for its weird shiat, but can you farkers tone it down over there?
 
2022-01-22 8:07:02 PM  
So many opportunities to use defenstrate.  I realize it isn't textbook defenstration but, come on.
 
2022-01-22 8:10:31 PM  

El Rich-o: Creepy Lurker Guy: Article sucks because it missed an opportunity to use the word "defenestrate".

Not entirely accurate since she wasn't thrown, but close enough.

The first time I ever saw the word 'defenestrate' I thought it must mean something like disembowel or eviscerate, I got quite the surprise when I looked it up.


I know, it has nothing to do with fences.
 
2022-01-22 8:24:32 PM  
A schlemiel/shlimazel episode with three shlimazels. Impressive indeed.
 
2022-01-22 8:31:06 PM  
D-D-D-Defenestrate!

Defense Cheer- B-E-A-T
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2022-01-22 8:35:35 PM  
YokoHAAAAAma

Ernst Toch: Fuge aus der Geographie (1930)
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2022-01-22 8:36:17 PM  
 I have lived in this part of Japan . Here is some usual stuff from the sidebar to put it in real perspective.Car accident reminds us of the obvious dangers of driving while eating instant ramen
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2022-01-22 8:48:12 PM  
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2022-01-22 8:58:38 PM  
What the heck Darwin? Get off you're lazy but and start doing your job.
 
2022-01-22 9:10:18 PM  
So see, everybody jumps on Putin when one of his opponents falls out a window. These things just happen and there's no explanation for it. Now all the bullets, alright that's a little strange.
 
2022-01-22 9:16:29 PM  
But is she hot?
 
2022-01-22 9:23:30 PM  

auntedrie: I have lived in this part of Japan . Here is some usual stuff from the sidebar to put it in real perspective.Car accident reminds us of the obvious dangers of driving while eating instant ramen
[soranews24.com image 95x70]Pokémon Sun and Moon Meets Parkour in Real Life 【Video】
[soranews24.com image 95x70]Foreigner pees on a public bus in China, subsequently taken away by police
[soranews24.com image 95x70]Young Japanese men say paying for dates is the hardest part of life as a guy【Survey】
[soranews24.com image 95x70]56-year-old Pokémon GO trainer arrested for assaulting 55-year-old trainer
[soranews24.com image 95x70]Hilarious Japanese commercial shows what happens when you beat the company president
[soranews24.com image 95x70]Cops in Japan use police box as shag shack, one goes on to have second affair with other officer
[soranews24.com image 95x70]Man kidnaps, imprisons 11-year-old to raise her to be his "ideal girl"
[soranews24.com image 95x70]Osaka Station showered with photos of a teenage boy, two train otaku questioned by police
[soranews24.com image 95x70]Yokohama Police to give up search for 12-foot python, YouTubers picking up slack
[soranews24.com image 95x70]Drones capture shocking footage of flooding in Ibaraki, Japan【Video】
[soranews24.com image 95x70]"Japan's slowest roller coaster" derails, passengers don't notice
[soranews24.com image 95x70]Kyoto train station thanks commuters for saving life of passenger who fell on the train tracks
[soranews24.com image 95x70]Hiker falls off Mt. Fuji while live-streaming steps from summit, rescuers yet to find him【Video】
[soranews24.com image 95x70]U.S. Marine hit by car rescuing Japanese driver from traffic accident in Okinawa, fractures skull

[soranews24.com image 95x70]Tokyo man wins 21-million yen lawsuit after slipping on lettuce water, tempura ruling overturned
[soranews24.com image 95x70]Chinese man marries "pregnant" woman, partner later revealed to be male con-artist


I miss when Fark used to link to Mainichi Wai Wai which had the best crazy stories
 
2022-01-22 9:24:20 PM  

almejita: El Rich-o: Creepy Lurker Guy: Article sucks because it missed an opportunity to use the word "defenestrate".

Not entirely accurate since she wasn't thrown, but close enough.

The first time I ever saw the word 'defenestrate' I thought it must mean something like disembowel or eviscerate, I got quite the surprise when I looked it up.

I know, it has nothing to do with fences.


In Japan, it is reserved for the Japan Self-Defenestration Force.
 
2022-01-22 9:31:06 PM  
"Expected to pull through" isn't the best phrase to describe someone who fell out of a window.
 
2022-01-22 9:44:55 PM  
 
2022-01-22 9:45:23 PM  
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2022-01-22 9:52:08 PM  
I guess you could say these former friends had a falling out.
 
2022-01-22 10:16:09 PM  
Oh.
 
2022-01-22 10:44:52 PM  

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2022-01-23 12:11:49 AM  

daffy: What the heck Darwin? Get off you're lazy but and start doing your job.


Illiterate or drunk?
 
2022-01-23 5:36:46 AM  

Sneakytoes: YokoHAAAAAma

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Muppet Songs: Fozzie Bear - Oklahoma
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2022-01-23 5:38:52 AM  
You know this wouldn't really be news if it happened in Russia...
 
2022-01-23 10:14:39 AM  
This would be a great law school exam.
 
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