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(Merriam-Webster)   The Merriam-Webster word of the day for January 22, 2022 is 'opine,' meaning referring to Sheriff Taylor's son. As in, At the end of the episode, Goober learned a very opine lesson   (merriam-webster.com) divider line
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2022-01-22 2:38:37 PM  
How do these keep getting greened?  Does anyone know what this headline is supposed to mean, or is it just random words strung together?
 
2022-01-22 3:10:11 PM  

aleister_greynight: How do these keep getting greened?  Does anyone know what this headline is supposed to mean, or is it just random words strung together?


Opie - An old tv sitcom character who was a walking running gag, played by Ron Howard.

Opine - The quality of being like Opie or generated by Opie.

Subby is really stretching it this time.

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2022-01-22 3:10:48 PM  
Oh Pine
Youtube GUokZTznl7I
 
2022-01-22 3:11:07 PM  
Toilet paper is made opine.
 
2022-01-22 3:19:07 PM  
Yay, my username checks out!
 
2022-01-22 3:21:28 PM  

jonas opines: Yay, my username checks out!


So you're not named after an Irish tree?
 
2022-01-22 3:26:17 PM  

aleister_greynight: How do these keep getting greened?  Does anyone know what this headline is supposed to mean, or is it just random words strung together?


The mods want you to hate puns forever.
 
2022-01-22 3:35:09 PM  
The druid woman loved the woods but was particularly attracted to one tree. She called it her opine.
 
2022-01-22 3:39:14 PM  
I'm pretty sure it just means that, like, the desk is not made of oak but opine, and Ron Howard has nothing to do with it.
 
2022-01-22 3:39:38 PM  

aleister_greynight: How do these keep getting greened?  Does anyone know what this headline is supposed to mean, or is it just random words strung together?


be the change you wish to see.  How would you have written the headline for today's word?
 
2022-01-22 3:40:30 PM  

aleister_greynight: How do these keep getting greened?  Does anyone know what this headline is supposed to mean, or is it just random words strung together?


Payola!
 
2022-01-22 3:52:33 PM  
The more you Opine, the more you are iikely to be considered ovine, bovince, lupine, canine or feline.

So I will shut up there.

Lots of people like to opine on the web, but very seldom do you see them pine.
 
2022-01-22 3:52:44 PM  
My favorite home cleaner is Opine-Sol.
 
2022-01-22 3:53:43 PM  
Something, something, opining for the fyords of Norway.

They are, unlike American fyords, very well-built and reliable cars.
 
2022-01-22 3:56:00 PM  

aleister_greynight: How do these keep getting greened?  Does anyone know what this headline is supposed to mean, or is it just random words strung together?


Put your finger right on the joke in the Boobies, eh?
 
2022-01-22 3:56:59 PM  
That's another classic Brantgoose joke:  saying that I am going and then going on and on. I don't do that as much as i used to, since we lost our Belovèd Brevets.
 
2022-01-22 4:01:27 PM  

jonas opines: Yay, my username checks out!


Your profile is probably getting more clicks now than any time since it was created.
 
2022-01-22 4:11:11 PM  

aleister_greynight: How do these keep getting greened?  Does anyone know what this headline is supposed to mean, or is it just random words strung together?


They're farking stupid - someone's pleasuring drew to get them greenlighted so frequently
 
2022-01-22 4:15:27 PM  

cyberspacedout: jonas opines: Yay, my username checks out!

So you're not named after an Irish tree?


We all grow up hoping we named after someone famous or something thoughtful, only to find out our parents went in the woods after a party.
 
2022-01-22 4:28:06 PM  
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Vaporwave church.
 
2022-01-22 4:39:27 PM  
The former Trump spokesman has a website titled Opine Meadows.
 
2022-01-22 6:16:28 PM  
Opi Rides Again
Youtube 1RgMMj0B5YM
 
2022-01-22 7:38:34 PM  
I approve of this headline. +1
 
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