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5010 clicks; posted to Politics » on 22 Jan 2022 at 1:38 PM (17 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-22 10:03:50 AM  
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2022-01-22 10:08:09 AM  
Give me a little hope for this country.

Don't let these assholes feel safe spouting hate in public.
 
2022-01-22 10:12:44 AM  
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A high price to pay for speed walking through the courtyard

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2022-01-22 10:15:19 AM  
Glorious.
 
2022-01-22 10:16:55 AM  
'They will not replace, our slashed tires.'

LOL! Nope.
 
2022-01-22 10:27:47 AM  

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Dumb assholes probably declined the insurance
Never decline the insurance
 
2022-01-22 10:39:38 AM  
"We painted over your murals!"

"Well, we slashed your tires!"

This civil war is lame.
 
2022-01-22 10:45:49 AM  

GardenWeasel: "We painted over your murals!"

"Well, we slashed your tires!"

This civil war is lame.


Better they break the wheel.
 
2022-01-22 10:50:13 AM  
A link to a tweet of a link. Come on now subby. Do better.
 
2022-01-22 10:52:08 AM  

Nocrash: A link to a tweet of a link. Come on now subby. Do better.


You'll live.

/not subby
 
2022-01-22 10:52:28 AM  

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Dumb assholes probably declined the insurance
Never decline the insurance


Bam Margera cky the rental car
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2022-01-22 1:40:25 PM  
It's too bad they slashed the tires and didn't just take all the lug nuts instead.
 
2022-01-22 1:43:17 PM  
Why would Patriot Front want to hide vandalism they can blame on Antifa?
 
2022-01-22 1:43:26 PM  
The patriot front link revealed how these are really just a bunch of man babies throwing a tantrum.

I had many laughs.  I can't believe these people think they are superior.

The best was about the pestering members about physical fitness.  The meal team six comments hit home.

I feel like if we just continue mocking these pathetic vermin, they will just go away.

Also it's really funny how the leader fooled a bunch of smooth brained white boys into paying his rent and expenses.  It's like a Nazi MLM.

You can't make this shiat up.

Pathetic.
 
2022-01-22 1:46:55 PM  

zeroman987: Also it's really funny how the leader fooled a bunch of smooth brained white boys into paying his rent and expenses.  It's like a Nazi MLM.


He's a tic-tocker doing it for the exposure. The next time he'll charter a plane and rent a limo.
 
2022-01-22 1:47:46 PM  
Nah, I dont believe it.

They ruined their own stuff and in order to make it look like antifa legitimately did it, they let their chats get "leaked"
 
2022-01-22 1:49:19 PM  

Nocrash: A link to a tweet of a link. Come on now subby. Do better.


But no paywall.
 
2022-01-22 1:49:48 PM  
They think that parading around in public will further their cause, which suggests that they aren't, er, terribly self-aware. My hat is off to every patriotic American who clowns them when they try it.
 
2022-01-22 1:50:10 PM  
So this of proof that antifa was actually there, then?
 
2022-01-22 1:52:25 PM  

thealgorerhythm: It's too bad they slashed the tires and didn't just take all the lug nuts instead.


They might've killed someone else if they took the lugnuts, so slashed tires are okay.
 
2022-01-22 1:55:20 PM  

Nocrash: A link to a tweet of a link. Come on now subby. Do better.


Really? You'd rather hear or read the MSNBC version? When the get around to it never??

I thought that was good to get some fresh reporting on Fark, regardless
 
2022-01-22 1:56:49 PM  
Its almost like they saw that shiat up close once before and went "I NEVER WANT TO SEE THIS shiat IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD AGAIN"
 
2022-01-22 1:57:34 PM  

snowshovel: So this of proof that antifa was actually there, then?


This was the December march, not 1/6.

Be better.
 
2022-01-22 1:58:04 PM  

snowshovel: So this of proof that antifa was actually there, then?


They're here, they're there, they're everywhere because that is the default position for anyone human.
 
2022-01-22 1:59:32 PM  

snowshovel: So this of proof that antifa was actually there, then?


Local anti-fascists? Yes, they were.

You'd prefer just the fascists, I realize, but....

....this is America, homesz

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2022-01-22 2:00:09 PM  

snowshovel: So this of proof that antifa was actually there, then?


You sound nervous.

The FBI don't knock buddy.

Sleep tight.
 
2022-01-22 2:03:31 PM  
Oh no. Anyways.
 
2022-01-22 2:04:21 PM  

Glorious Golden Ass: Why would Patriot Front want to hide vandalism they can blame on Antifa?


Because they look like wimpy jackasses who can't protect their own shiat let alone white womens and childrens
 
2022-01-22 2:04:38 PM  

Glorious Golden Ass: Why would Patriot Front want to hide vandalism they can blame on Antifa?


Weakness or the appearance of weakness in these groups is generally on par with the various treasons they'd accuse opponents of, and I imagine it'd be far better to look absolutely incompetent rather than admit their vehicles were rendered inoperable by an Antifa group (likely one inspired by the Iron Front given the three downward arrows).

mistahtom: Nah, I dont believe it.

They ruined their own stuff and in order to make it look like antifa legitimately did it, they let their chats get "leaked"


Quite possible, especially considering these guys would've revealed their direct actions in major acts of vandalism and theft of property across the country.  A moment to high-five with the boys over but would now potentially open them up to criminal and civil complaints.  Not saying they wouldn't do it because it incriminates them though, these groups have a collective IQ that hovers around room temperature in Fahrenheit on a good day.
 
2022-01-22 2:05:08 PM  

GoodHomer: thealgorerhythm: It's too bad they slashed the tires and didn't just take all the lug nuts instead.

They might've killed someone else if they took the lugnuts, so slashed tires are okay.


I stand by my statement
 
2022-01-22 2:06:02 PM  

thealgorerhythm: GoodHomer: thealgorerhythm: It's too bad they slashed the tires and didn't just take all the lug nuts instead.

They might've killed someone else if they took the lugnuts, so slashed tires are okay.

I stand by my statement


Oh you meant an innocent bystander someone else.

Fine. Nevermind.
 
2022-01-22 2:08:42 PM  

WeatherNerd: Glorious Golden Ass: Why would Patriot Front want to hide vandalism they can blame on Antifa?

Weakness or the appearance of weakness in these groups is generally on par with the various treasons they'd accuse opponents of, and I imagine it'd be far better to look absolutely incompetent rather than admit their vehicles were rendered inoperable by an Antifa group (likely one inspired by the Iron Front given the three downward arrows).

mistahtom: Nah, I dont believe it.

They ruined their own stuff and in order to make it look like antifa legitimately did it, they let their chats get "leaked"

Quite possible, especially considering these guys would've revealed their direct actions in major acts of vandalism and theft of property across the country.  A moment to high-five with the boys over but would now potentially open them up to criminal and civil complaints.  Not saying they wouldn't do it because it incriminates them though, these groups have a collective IQ that hovers around room temperature in Fahrenheit on a good day.


Celsius.

Kelvin is RIGHT OUT!
 
2022-01-22 2:09:26 PM  
So, I had an idea.

They sell stink bombs in glass ampules, with various malodorous stenches. One type smells like natural gas, or the stuff they add to it. While pelting Nazis with any kind of horrible smell is acceptable, the natural gas smell also makes folks reluctant to fire guns. The ampules are small, and several would fit in an Altoids tin without breaking, so you could plan ahead if you live in such cities.

Also great optics, if the Khakki Slakkies are just running away from nothing.
 
2022-01-22 2:10:13 PM  

snowshovel: So this of proof that antifa was actually there, then?


No, just everyday people that don't like Nazi scumbags parking in their neighborhood.
 
2022-01-22 2:14:06 PM  

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The tire on that truck doesn't look like it was destroyed by vandalism.  It looks like it was destroyed because some idiot drove over spikes, trying to enter a paid parking lot the wrong way.
 
2022-01-22 2:14:55 PM  
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2022-01-22 2:16:54 PM  
More of this, please.
 
2022-01-22 2:19:20 PM  

Spice Must Flow: So, I had an idea.

They sell stink bombs in glass ampules, with various malodorous stenches. One type smells like natural gas, or the stuff they add to it. While pelting Nazis with any kind of horrible smell is acceptable, the natural gas smell also makes folks reluctant to fire guns. The ampules are small, and several would fit in an Altoids tin without breaking, so you could plan ahead if you live in such cities.

Also great optics, if the Khakki Slakkies are just running away from nothing.


They don't work so well outside, but work great in semi-enclosed spaces like a hallway or school bus, not that in speaking from experience or anything on all three scenarios.

Now if you want something to really have fun with these dildos, spray some Liquid Ass in the fresh air intake for a car cabin. The stuff smells straight up like a dog just took a shiat, then put its ass in your face.
 
2022-01-22 2:20:06 PM  
So now they know they have infiltrators. Well, well, well. That should up the paranoia and get them looking sideways at everyone else. Kinda of like the Twilight Zone Maple Street episode except instead of aliens it is antifa.

Well played, antifa, well played.
 
2022-01-22 2:20:38 PM  

snowshovel: So this of proof that antifa was actually there, then?


What kind of illiterate, drooling, un-American moron is profa?

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2022-01-22 2:22:44 PM  

saturn badger: So now they know they have infiltrators. Well, well, well. That should up the paranoia and get them looking sideways at everyone else. Kinda of like the Twilight Zone Maple Street episode except instead of aliens it is antifa.

Well played, antifa, well played.


They always have infiltrators. And they never learn.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/88n48z/leaked-chats-show-white-lives-matter-movement-in-shambles-after-antifa-infiltration

I laughed so hard at that one I cried.
 
2022-01-22 2:22:50 PM  

snowshovel: So this of proof that antifa was actually there, then?


More like proof of don't bring that to my neighborhood yo.
 
2022-01-22 2:25:30 PM  
Comrades filtered in between rows of vehicles, swiftly redecorating and improving them. "Jason NY," who had been left on guard duty, was working on his laptop in his truck when he noticed teams of antifascists moving around the parking lot just outside his windows. He immediately hit the gas pedal, peeled out of the parking lot, and sped away down the dark road on tires that would soon fail him.

LOL. Great security guy, er, I mean chicken. He up and ran away.
 
2022-01-22 2:25:56 PM  
There was a thread on here recently where some worthless deadbeat drunks were whining that nobody does stuff like this.  Go find a farking rehab clinic.
 
2022-01-22 2:27:07 PM  
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2022-01-22 2:27:26 PM  
In the hours and days after this event, Jason NY appears to have given his Patriot Front superiors several different, fantastical accounts of what happened that evening, including one in which he was held at gunpoint and barely escaped with his life, and another involving a high-speed car chase with a mystery minivan. For the record, none of those things actually happened. The reality of Jason's panic and flight at the sight of a spray-paint can was, apparently, not something he can admit as a member of a fascist group built around toxic masculinity and the projection of strength.

LOL again. And the usual liar to boot.

This story made my weekend for me.
 
2022-01-22 2:29:34 PM  

mistahtom: Nah, I dont believe it.

They ruined their own stuff and in order to make it look like antifa legitimately did it, they let their chats get "leaked"


Yeah, tires don't look like that from slashing. Those were driven on.
 
2022-01-22 2:30:27 PM  

thehellisthis: There was a thread on here recently where some worthless deadbeat drunks were whining that nobody does stuff like this.  Go find a farking rehab clinic.


That's a little over the line, there's no proof they're drunks.
 
2022-01-22 2:32:05 PM  
By carefully leveraging information from infiltrators when taking action, we were able to sow an incredible amount of distrust, paranoia, anger, and frustration among Patriot Front's membership. We hope our account of being dangerous together will prove helpful and informative for other antifascists, wherever you might be! We love you.

Yep. Maple Street in the modern times.

If you didn't click for the story it is highly recommended.

https://itsgoingdown.org/antifascist-action-against-pf-dc-communique/
 
2022-01-22 2:32:13 PM  

arrogantbastich: 'They will not replace, our slashed tires.'

LOL! Nope.


I read through a ton of their discord threads this morning, and the one about the destruction of the bus was farking delicious.

For anyone who didn't get there, I'll sum up:
-dude bought a small bus or whatever that's supposed to seat 13.
-had to fix it up a bunch, oil/fluid changes, and get it through inspection to get plates
-rally gets planned, he's gonna drive a large contingent
-wife goes into labor, he actually makes the smart choice to stay with her, proceeds to get a ton of shiat for it.
-lends his newly purchased and repaired van to another member
-van gets destroyed, left in DC, and it's confiscated by the police

Definitely a laugh out loud moment.
 
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