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(Indy100)   The one benefit about the green M&M ditching her heels for sneakers? Pissing off Tuckhead   (indy100.com) divider line
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2022-01-22 8:40:28 AM  
I'm not sure what's weirder, the fact that he is so reliably triggered by any perceived threat to gender norms or the fact that he is willing to go off like this on TV. He knows we can see him, right?
 
2022-01-22 8:41:55 AM  
Looks like Tucker has his priorities straight. Nothing gets past him, no sir!

(what a maroon)
 
2022-01-22 8:43:02 AM  

aaronx: I'm not sure what's weirder, the fact that he is so reliably triggered by any perceived threat to gender norms or the fact that he is willing to go off like this on TV. He knows we can see him, right?


He sells "outrage theater".

He doesn't have to mean what he says.
He just has to say things that make his maga-moron viewers angry.
That's his only schtick.
 
2022-01-22 8:44:18 AM  
This Fox Outrage channel is really reaching these days
 
2022-01-22 8:50:28 AM  
The idea that Tucker Carlson is pissed because an animated candy has been made less fuckable... it would be hilarious if he wasn't someone with country-destroying influence.
 
2022-01-22 9:00:02 AM  
Seems Rolling Stone agrees.

Let the Green M&M Be a Nasty Little Slut (their words, not mine)
 
2022-01-22 9:01:24 AM  
And is this what you people really want?

Sexy Green M&M Ad
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2022-01-22 9:21:05 AM  
What cartoon is he going to masturbate to now?
 
2022-01-22 9:27:03 AM  
"Why are the libs making M&M's unf*uckable?"

Ok...that made me laugh.
 
2022-01-22 9:32:54 AM  
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2022-01-22 9:41:53 AM  

arrogantbastich: What cartoon is he going to masturbate to now?


Mr Peanut's got some curves. And you know he's got money, with the way he dresses.
 
2022-01-22 10:03:15 AM  
How much of an incel do you have to be be to want everything to look sexy all the time?
 
2022-01-22 10:08:04 AM  
He's still upset from that time Little Debbie gave it up for the rest of the frat, but told him he wasn't getting anywhere near her Honey Buns.
 
2022-01-22 10:08:12 AM  
Tukkker gets more viewers and more M&Ms are sold.

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2022-01-22 10:13:00 AM  
I've lived 57 years and never once thought, hey that little Green M&M minx is pretty hot, I should ask her out for a drink. Even when high as an effing kite on hallucinogenics.
But here's my question: Even if you did, and Butt Tucker here seems to, what the hell difference would it make what she's wearing on her feet? I mean, *THAT'S* the deal breaker here?!? "I'd normally want to get randy with that candy, but with those shoes? Na unhhh, nope, no way."
 
2022-01-22 10:14:20 AM  

BunkyBrewman: Seems Rolling Stone agrees.

Let the Green M&M Be a Nasty Little Slut (their words, not mine)


I tried to get through that. I really did. But what the f*ck:

For those familiar with the iconography of the green M&M, this change is nothing more than tectonic. I imagine it is similar to how the people of Wittenberg must have felt watching Martin Luther nail his 95 Theses of the Protestant Reformation to the church door. But it is also a major error on Mars Wrigley's part, because the green M&M being a dirty slut, as signified by her iconic white go-go boots, is precisely what has engendered her a devoted fan base, particularly among similarly libidinous women and gay men who have embraced the character.
 
2022-01-22 10:18:54 AM  

fatassbastard: Tukkker gets more viewers and more M&Ms are sold.

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Does he get more viewers for admitting he can't jerk off to M&Ms anymore though?
 
2022-01-22 10:19:07 AM  
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Do you ever find the green M&M attractive?
 
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2022-01-22 10:20:15 AM  

Notabunny: [Fark user image 750x837]


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Ah, but are those 3 cups the same size as the 2 American cups?  Or are Canadian Capitalists merely pulling a Reese's trick?
 
2022-01-22 10:22:14 AM  
When I was a kid, green M&Ms were for hitting home runs and fostering racial harmony.

M&Ms Little League Commercial (1985)
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I don't want to know what thirsty little incel decided that it needed to be a sex symbol.


/besides, the brown M&M lady has that sexy librarian vibe.
 
2022-01-22 10:22:18 AM  

SpectroBoy: aaronx: I'm not sure what's weirder, the fact that he is so reliably triggered by any perceived threat to gender norms or the fact that he is willing to go off like this on TV. He knows we can see him, right?

He sells "outrage theater".

He doesn't have to mean what he says.
He just has to say things that make his maga-moron viewers angry.
That's his only schtick.


Yeah, honestly as soon as the cameras are off things like this are probably 'out of sight, out of mind'.  It has zero impact on his life.  What's more infuriating is that he has a huge audience that isn't like that, and instead things like this do bother them.  I cannot imagine going through life like that were basically every day you're outraged at the most minute non-issues.  I mean, I don't think the viewers are walking around muttering in anger 24/7, but at least a portion of their day is dedicated to just...anger...at nothing.  And they've done it so long that it seems normal to them.  You'd think the chronic stress would have health impacts after enough years.

Wonder if fox will ever get bold enough to title a segment 'two minutes hate' or something similar -- ostensibly as a tongue in cheek joke making fun of the left for their perception of Fox, but also real, knowing that's how they drive viewer loyalty.
 
2022-01-22 10:22:44 AM  

aimtastic: The idea that Tucker Carlson is pissed because an animated candy has been made less farkable... it would be hilarious if he wasn't someone with country-destroying influence.


Sneakers won't change that

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2022-01-22 10:23:35 AM  

aaronx: I'm not sure what's weirder, the fact that he is so reliably triggered by any perceived threat to gender norms or the fact that he is willing to go off like this on TV. He knows we can see him, right?


Public humiliation while getting a bunch of other people to publicly agree with his humiliating statements is his Kink.

It's literally the only thing that makes sense at this point is that when the cameras go off he has a massive orgasm and the crew spends the next 18 hours cleaning up... those poor people, but that's what you get for agreeing to work for evil incorporated.
 
2022-01-22 10:23:36 AM  

edmo: How much of an incel do you have to be be to want everything to look sexy all the time?


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2022-01-22 10:24:38 AM  
I don't trust talking candy.
 
2022-01-22 10:24:43 AM  

BunkyBrewman: And is this what you people really want?

[YouTube video: Sexy Green M&M Ad]


Does that make her a cannibal?
 
2022-01-22 10:24:57 AM  

Yakk: [Fark user image image 300x168]

Do you ever find the green M&M attractive?


Rule 34
 
2022-01-22 10:25:22 AM  

arrogantbastich: What cartoon is he going to masturbate to now?


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2022-01-22 10:25:38 AM  

Notabunny: [Fark user image image 750x837]


That's because they belong to Reese and he took one already.
 
2022-01-22 10:26:57 AM  

Summoner101: edmo: How much of an incel do you have to be be to want everything to look sexy all the time?

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Fran Dresser was so cute back then.
 
2022-01-22 10:27:25 AM  

Notabunny: [Fark user image 750x837]


Hold on just a second.
Are you telling me my favorite candy in the whole world comes in a THREE PACK?
And all I have to do is give up the plural of Reese?

SOLD! I'm moving to Canada. I'm a software engineer, they'll take me.
 
2022-01-22 10:27:29 AM  

Summoner101: aimtastic: The idea that Tucker Carlson is pissed because an animated candy has been made less farkable... it would be hilarious if he wasn't someone with country-destroying influence.

Sneakers won't change that

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.... I wish I could honestly say this was the most disturbing thing I've seen on the internet.
 
2022-01-22 10:27:38 AM  
So....Tucker......tell me about your mother

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2022-01-22 10:27:56 AM  
I've never noticed the female M&M's shoes before. And I've certainly never thought about f*cking that M&M.  That is a very odd tirade.
 
2022-01-22 10:28:15 AM  
I always felt bad for the yellow one, since he's only got one nut.
 
2022-01-22 10:28:25 AM  
Here's the list of woke activists who demanded that M&M/Mars change their ad campaign to be more politically correct:
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Thank you. I did a lot of research.
 
2022-01-22 10:28:35 AM  

Jake Havechek: Looks like Tucker has his priorities straight. Nothing gets past him, no sir!

(what a maroon)


I find it deeply weird that he was apparently turned on by them before.
 
2022-01-22 10:28:35 AM  

aaronx: I'm not sure what's weirder, the fact that he is so reliably triggered by any perceived threat to gender norms or the fact that he is willing to go off like this on TV. He knows we can see him, right?


He uses rage and fear to sell dick pills and magic pillows to adrenaline addicts.

This is literally his job.
 
2022-01-22 10:28:45 AM  

SpocksEars: Notabunny: [Fark user image 750x837]

Hold on just a second.
Are you telling me my favorite candy in the whole world comes in a THREE PACK?
And all I have to do is give up the plural of Reese?

SOLD! I'm moving to Canada. I'm a software engineer, they'll take me.


It's an apostrophe s, meaning they belong to Reese, not that they have multiple.
 
2022-01-22 10:28:47 AM  

fatassbastard: Tukkker gets more viewers and more M&Ms are sold.

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some of this too...
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2022-01-22 10:29:10 AM  

DVD: Notabunny: [Fark user image 750x837]

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Ah, but are those 3 cups the same size as the 2 American cups?  Or are Canadian Capitalists merely pulling a Reese's trick?


The 3 pack is only 4 grams heavier. So the individual cups are smaller. They're smaller because they don't have to try and sell them to Americans.
 
2022-01-22 10:31:11 AM  
Tucker just wants some of that sweet can...
Homer Simpson - Her sweet can...
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2022-01-22 10:33:01 AM  

aaronx: I'm not sure what's weirder, the fact that he is so reliably triggered by any perceived threat to gender norms or the fact that he is willing to go off like this on TV. He knows we can see him, right?


His audience loves him for it. And god knows I'm going to hear about it at work.
 
2022-01-22 10:34:10 AM  
The one benefit for me about Green M&M getting new footwear was that I learned what "pumps" are.

I thought I knew: Reebok Pumps were a shoe popular in the 80s and 90s with an actual Pump button that would pump air into the shoe for extra support. Makes sense. But then recently I noticed people referring to any pair of woman's heels as pumps. Huh? That's an odd name - where is the PUMP button on those designer shoes? I later searched and found the slang came from the original French term "pompes," and now pumps is used interchangeably with women's shoes.

So, thank YOU M&Ms! The candy is decent, but now you've helped me expand my fashion knowledge, too!
 
2022-01-22 10:34:18 AM  

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If you don't see the issue there then try Reese's Pieces.  You get even more.
 
2022-01-22 10:36:06 AM  
still A-OK with sedition tho
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2022-01-22 10:36:08 AM  
It's literally farking funny that people predicted Tucker Carlson would freak out over this as soon as it happened
 
2022-01-22 10:36:46 AM  
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2022-01-22 10:37:46 AM  

aaronx: I'm not sure what's weirder, the fact that he is so reliably triggered by any perceived threat to gender norms or the fact that he is willing to go off like this on TV. He knows we can see him, right?


Hey, I'd be as mad as Tucker if I could no longer jerk off to the female M&M characters.
 
2022-01-22 10:38:04 AM  
It would be funny if the clown shoes werent there to obscure the attempts to overthrow the United States government
 
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