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2022-01-22 6:28:13 AM  
And if these fools were any shade of brown, they would be labelled as serial predators, the media would be howling about revolving door jails, and gun sales would skyrocket in white neighborhoods.

Psychologists have tried for years to find some link between jail populations, bigotry, mental illness, violence, and genetics.  It seems to be poor impulse control on the part of immature, or even developmentally delayed, individuals, regardless of melanin levels.  Neurologically speaking, it's got to be something much deeper than skin tones.  But, by God, skin tones are easy to diagnose, so that's what we're going with.

White boys and girls that can't immediately comply with authority in school get detention, while non-white kids get labels that become files.  Files become discipline problems, while detention getters become strong willed leaders, stars on the athletic fields and top guns in the adult world.  Discipline problems get to experience life from prison.  It's about time some of the loudest champions of the convicts must suffer terribly school of thought to meet the consequences.
 
2022-01-22 6:31:18 AM  
They were warned multiple times and still haven't had anything actually happen to them. That's how you know they're white.
 
2022-01-22 8:07:42 AM  
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2022-01-22 8:11:51 AM  
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Repeated violator in Court......

Still FAFO......he needs a timeout
 
2022-01-22 8:43:10 AM  
I would have to assume that this is how they always acted. It just got less scrutiny before.
 
2022-01-22 9:07:34 AM  
Let all the undocumented aliens out of prison.
Let all the drug abusers out of prison.

Then fill their spots with Trump voters, evangelicals, seditionists, traitors, conservatives, racists, misogynists, homophobes, and people who put pineapple on pizza.
 
2022-01-22 9:09:01 AM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: Let all the undocumented aliens out of prison.
Let all the drug abusers out of prison.

Then fill their spots with Trump voters, evangelicals, seditionists, traitors, conservatives, racists, misogynists, homophobes, and people who put pineapple on pizza.


Pineapple on pizza is a classic culinary combination: sweet and savory.

Can we end this stupid meme, it's not funny and it's just annoying people who have different tastes.
 
2022-01-22 9:10:05 AM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: Let all the undocumented aliens out of prison.
Let all the drug abusers out of prison.

Then fill their spots with Trump voters, evangelicals, seditionists, traitors, conservatives, racists, misogynists, homophobes, and people who put pineapple on pizza.


but.... I like pineapple on pizza. Especially with Ham, salty sweet...
 
2022-01-22 9:11:09 AM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: Let all the undocumented aliens out of prison.
Let all the drug abusers out of prison.

Then fill their spots with Trump voters, evangelicals, seditionists, traitors, conservatives, racists, misogynists, homophobes, and people who put pineapple on pizza.


Stop with the pineapple on pizza thing

It's low hanging fruit
 
2022-01-22 9:12:27 AM  

pastramithemosterotic: Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: Let all the undocumented aliens out of prison.
Let all the drug abusers out of prison.

Then fill their spots with Trump voters, evangelicals, seditionists, traitors, conservatives, racists, misogynists, homophobes, and people who put pineapple on pizza.

Stop with the pineapple on pizza thing

It's low hanging fruit


Agreed. I save that animosity for people that put ketchup on well-done steaks.

/you know who you are...
 
2022-01-22 9:14:20 AM  
For anyone in here bleating about how this is cuz they're white--no, it is not. It is because pretrial release and probation are typically very lenient for first time offenders no matter what their hue. They don't violate you for missing a meeting with your PO or being off monitor if you've got a good excuse or are sufficiently humble, at first. You really have to work at it.

Which it sounds like these jackholes are doing, in spades.

(Source: my own self, having worked in the field for lo these many years. By the time you get violated for having one beer, you've been through 3 or 4 times)
 
2022-01-22 9:14:20 AM  
Gee it's almost as if you have to do something to stop them.
 
2022-01-22 9:14:30 AM  
A *hot* minute is an ambiguous but long time, as in "boy I ain't been round here in a hot minute" or "I been out here waiting for a hot minute, you comin' or what?"
 
2022-01-22 9:15:19 AM  
According to the government, while he was inside the Capitol, he'd thrown a sign that said "Quiet Please" and was part of a confrontation with US Capitol Police officers.

Little details like this bring joy to the world
 
2022-01-22 9:15:47 AM  

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Repeated violator in Court......

Still FAFO......he needs a timeout


god i wish i'd been there for that. i'd have burst into tears of mocking laughter.
 
2022-01-22 9:15:55 AM  
This is how all Republicans act on some level.

Anything they don't want to do is an unjust law created to oppress them. Anyone else not following them, of course, is an immoral criminal. But they are good, so anything they do isn't wrong.

The participation trophy generation grew up to be Republicans.
 
2022-01-22 9:18:02 AM  

Kazan: Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: Let all the undocumented aliens out of prison.
Let all the drug abusers out of prison.

Then fill their spots with Trump voters, evangelicals, seditionists, traitors, conservatives, racists, misogynists, homophobes, and people who put pineapple on pizza.

Pineapple on pizza is a classic culinary combination: sweet and savory.

Can we end this stupid meme, it's not funny and it's just annoying people who have different tastes.


Agreed.  Also, maybe don't throw all conservatives, people who voted for Trump for ANY reason, non-violent racists, etc, IN PRISON.

This person's stupid reactionary post is the exact thing that even stupider rightwingers point to when they criticize "liberals".  Sickening and authoritarian and dare I say Epic Karen Energy.

"Throw everyone I disagree with in prison!"

Dumb.  Being a misogynist or homophobe doesn't mean you deserve to go to jail, it just means you're a bit of a dick and maybe you need to work on your attitudes.  But if you're not committing actual crimes you shouldn't be sent away for what you THINK.  Even if you think ignorant shiat.
 
2022-01-22 9:20:03 AM  
What a wast of everything. Should've mowed them down on the Capitol steps.
 
2022-01-22 9:20:22 AM  

IAmRight: This is how all Republicans act on some level.

Anything they don't want to do is an unjust law created to oppress them. Anyone else not following them, of course, is an immoral criminal. But they are good, so anything they do isn't wrong.

The participation trophy generation grew up to be Republicans.


I get that "helicopter parenting" hasn't helped a lot of kids, but the "participation trophy" meme has always bugged me because it hints at something we hold near and dear: competition. We have endless screeds celebrating the creative power of competition....and a society that cannot function because its leaders are in a competition to the death.
 
2022-01-22 9:20:44 AM  
jethroe:

thank you for saying this.
 
2022-01-22 9:21:30 AM  
Pineapples, anchovies, whatever - I'll eat anything on a pizza.


Except this...

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2022-01-22 9:22:01 AM  
(8) people. Wow. A whole Bridge group. Way to tackle the tough ones guys. Really, stay strong.
 
2022-01-22 9:22:08 AM  
And, by the way, I am right.
 
2022-01-22 9:22:18 AM  
This is what I'm getting at in the other thread re: the Patriot Front data leak. I'll bet serious money that at least 15-20% of these pricks have some sort of conviction or other situation/condition that makes them ineligible to have any firearm whatsoever.

I don't really care about wire fraud when literal Nazis are growing ranks and arming up. The FBI needs to devote far more significant resources to this than they have or are willing to.
 
2022-01-22 9:24:28 AM  
1. Declare war on Russia with a simple majority
2. Arrest the traitors
3. Restore the republic
4. Remind Russia who's boss
5. Be prepared to end it all...better to die on your feet than live on your knees
 
2022-01-22 9:24:49 AM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: Let all the undocumented aliens out of prison.
Let all the drug abusers out of prison.

Then fill their spots with Trump voters, evangelicals, seditionists, traitors, conservatives, racists, misogynists, homophobes, and people who put pineapple on pizza.


Prisons are for the violent, those who will or have physically hurt others, and repeat offenders. Jails are pre-trial detention centers and for those serving sentences of less than one year & one day. Put the non-violent on recognizant, release unless they offend again, violating their restraints. But make the prisons for the violent. They are the ones Society needs protection from. If a felon is told he cannot have possession of a gun, and he goes and gets another, he is violent and needs to be incarcerated. If a man embezzled, strip him of his property but he is not violent.
 
2022-01-22 9:25:24 AM  

AquaTatanka: jethroe:

thank you for saying this.


The fact that what I wrote might be controversial to some people, people who farking dare to call themselves liberals, is pretty sick.

Thanks for the words of support.  People need to calm down.
 
2022-01-22 9:25:39 AM  
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2022-01-22 9:26:23 AM  
Seems like a lot is happening for "nothing is going to happen".
 
2022-01-22 9:26:34 AM  
They are not very bright and are not afraid to show it!
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2022-01-22 9:26:40 AM  

cryptozoophiliac: 1. Declare war on Russia with a simple majority
2. Arrest the traitors
3. Restore the republic
4. Remind Russia who's boss
5. Be prepared to end it all...better to die on your feet than live on your knees


Impressively done, especially typing with one hand.
 
2022-01-22 9:26:45 AM  

jethroe: AquaTatanka: jethroe:

thank you for saying this.

The fact that what I wrote might be controversial to some people, people who farking dare to call themselves liberals, is pretty sick.

Thanks for the words of support.  People need to calm down.


so, murderers shouldn't go to prison?
 
2022-01-22 9:27:04 AM  

cherryl taggart: And if these fools were any shade of brown, they would

be labelled as serial predators, the media would be howling about revolving door jails, and gun sales would skyrocket in white neighborhoods. have been mown down with belt fed 50 cals on Jan 6 the moment they stepped foot on the Capitol steps.
 
2022-01-22 9:27:15 AM  

Zeb Hesselgresser: (8) people. Wow. A whole Bridge group. Way to tackle the tough ones guys. Really, stay strong.


hey tgot.
 
2022-01-22 9:28:24 AM  

Mr. Tweedy: Pineapples, anchovies, whatever - I'll eat anything on a pizza.


Except this...

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i would do anything for crust... I just won't.  do.  that.
 
2022-01-22 9:28:32 AM  
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Once again proving that the ones who think they're the toughest are the biggest pussies.
 
2022-01-22 9:28:37 AM  

cryptozoophiliac: And, by the way, I am right.


If you were right, someone would distract you with a sexy Loch Ness monster or something.
 
2022-01-22 9:28:40 AM  
Somebody needs to develop a spreadsheet with all these losers, their social media accounts, and what their parole restrictions are. Some days, I'd have nothing better to do than browse through their accounts making sure they not committing violations.
 
2022-01-22 9:28:51 AM  

jethroe: cryptozoophiliac: 1. Declare war on Russia with a simple majority
2. Arrest the traitors
3. Restore the republic
4. Remind Russia who's boss
5. Be prepared to end it all...better to die on your feet than live on your knees

Impressively done, especially typing with one hand.


So sorry to have offended you, sahib. What I typed was U.S. doctrine for most of the 20th Century. I'm sure you're just giddy about your little role in ending the American experiment.
 
2022-01-22 9:29:07 AM  

jethroe: cryptozoophiliac: 1. Declare war on Russia with a simple majority
2. Arrest the traitors
3. Restore the republic
4. Remind Russia who's boss
5. Be prepared to end it all...better to die on your feet than live on your knees

Impressively done, especially typing with one hand.


Why is Russia that important to you?
 
2022-01-22 9:29:11 AM  
Time to build some gallows.
 
2022-01-22 9:30:11 AM  

Rattlesnake Rattles Me: jethroe: cryptozoophiliac: 1. Declare war on Russia with a simple majority
2. Arrest the traitors
3. Restore the republic
4. Remind Russia who's boss
5. Be prepared to end it all...better to die on your feet than live on your knees

Impressively done, especially typing with one hand.

Why is Russia that important to you?


Mafia state with nuclear weapons bad?
 
2022-01-22 9:30:13 AM  
Why should they go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed?
 
2022-01-22 9:30:14 AM  

Zeb Hesselgresser: (8) people. Wow. A whole Bridge group. Way to tackle the tough ones guys. Really, stay strong.


there are more than 550 defendants with active cases on pretrial release.

That's a big "bridge group".
 
2022-01-22 9:30:44 AM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: Let all the undocumented aliens out of prison.
Let all the drug abusers out of prison.

Then fill their spots with Trump voters, evangelicals, seditionists, traitors, conservatives, racists, misogynists, homophobes, and people who put pineapple on pizza.


Would I still be able to get pizza with pineapple on it in jail?
 
2022-01-22 9:31:05 AM  

cryptozoophiliac: jethroe: cryptozoophiliac: 1. Declare war on Russia with a simple majority
2. Arrest the traitors
3. Restore the republic
4. Remind Russia who's boss
5. Be prepared to end it all...better to die on your feet than live on your knees

Impressively done, especially typing with one hand.

So sorry to have offended you, sahib. What I typed was U.S. doctrine for most of the 20th Century. I'm sure you're just giddy about your little role in ending the American experiment.


We found Ben Shapiro's Fark handle.

My role in ending the American experiment, lol.  That is FIRE, Ben.
 
2022-01-22 9:31:10 AM  

Kazan: Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: Let all the undocumented aliens out of prison.
Let all the drug abusers out of prison.

Then fill their spots with Trump voters, evangelicals, seditionists, traitors, conservatives, racists, misogynists, homophobes, and people who put pineapple on pizza.

Pineapple on pizza is a classic culinary combination: sweet and savory.

Can we end this stupid meme, it's not funny and it's just annoying people who have different tastes.


silo123j: Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: Let all the undocumented aliens out of prison.
Let all the drug abusers out of prison.

Then fill their spots with Trump voters, evangelicals, seditionists, traitors, conservatives, racists, misogynists, homophobes, and people who put pineapple on pizza.

but.... I like pineapple on pizza. Especially with Ham, salty sweet...


pastramithemosterotic: Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: Let all the undocumented aliens out of prison.
Let all the drug abusers out of prison.

Then fill their spots with Trump voters, evangelicals, seditionists, traitors, conservatives, racists, misogynists, homophobes, and people who put pineapple on pizza.

Stop with the pineapple on pizza thing

It's low hanging fruit


I love you guys
 
2022-01-22 9:32:28 AM  

Lurk Who's Talking: Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: Let all the undocumented aliens out of prison.
Let all the drug abusers out of prison.

Then fill their spots with Trump voters, evangelicals, seditionists, traitors, conservatives, racists, misogynists, homophobes, and people who put pineapple on pizza.

Prisons are for the violent, those who will or have physically hurt others, and repeat offenders. Jails are pre-trial detention centers and for those serving sentences of less than one year & one day. Put the non-violent on recognizant, release unless they offend again, violating their restraints. But make the prisons for the violent. They are the ones Society needs protection from. If a felon is told he cannot have possession of a gun, and he goes and gets another, he is violent and needs to be incarcerated. If a man embezzled, strip him of his property but he is not violent.


Trump voters and insurrectionists are violent. So prison it is for them.
 
2022-01-22 9:32:49 AM  

Mambo Bananapatch: Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: Let all the undocumented aliens out of prison.
Let all the drug abusers out of prison.

Then fill their spots with Trump voters, evangelicals, seditionists, traitors, conservatives, racists, misogynists, homophobes, and people who put pineapple on pizza.

Would I still be able to get pizza with pineapple on it in jail?


Sure.
 
2022-01-22 9:32:56 AM  

silo123j: Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: Let all the undocumented aliens out of prison.
Let all the drug abusers out of prison.

Then fill their spots with Trump voters, evangelicals, seditionists, traitors, conservatives, racists, misogynists, homophobes, and people who put pineapple on pizza.

but.... I like pineapple on pizza. Especially with Ham, salty sweet...


I had a pineapple anchovy calzone for dinner last night.  It was delicious.
 
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