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(WTOP)   The pace picks up. .. Thursday: Woman at school board meeting threatens to shoot up school over required masking. .. Friday: Woman criminally charged   (wtop.com) divider line
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3808 clicks; posted to Politics » on 22 Jan 2022 at 5:45 AM (17 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-22 1:01:33 AM  
Expel her kids and move on.
 
2022-01-22 1:03:23 AM  
Good.
 
2022-01-22 1:08:15 AM  
"The parent that made the statement realized that, and immediately contacted law enforcement to apologize because the statement was not intended the way it was perceived."

But oh we know exactly what was intended and our perception is on track.
$5k bail is a joke.
 
2022-01-22 1:08:24 AM  
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2022-01-22 1:13:56 AM  
Pardon from the new Governor Monday?
 
2022-01-22 1:20:18 AM  

Bootleg: Pardon from the new Governor Monday?


Doubtful. The new GOP governor did away with the mask mandate and hasn't been seen since. Seems like he may have COVID.
 
2022-01-22 1:36:57 AM  
"I in no way meant to imply all guns loaded as in actual firearms, but rather all resources I can muster to make sure that my children get to attend school without masks," she clarified. "My sincere apologies for my poor choice in words."

Riiight.
She'll probably just get a slap on the wrist. But at least she found out promptly. And be on a watch list forever...
 
2022-01-22 2:26:40 AM  

educated: "The parent that made the statement realized that, and immediately contacted law enforcement to apologize because the statement was not intended the way it was perceived."

But oh we know exactly what was intended and our perception is on track.
$5k bail is a joke.


No takesies backsies.
 
2022-01-22 2:28:30 AM  
King was seen on video making the comments at the Page County Public Schools board meeting on Thursday night, where members voted on whether face masks would continue to be required at the district's schools. When she was told she had run out of time to speak, she replied, "I'll see you all on Monday."

See you next Tuesday!
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2022-01-22 2:55:03 AM  
"But I didn't mean it!"

Tired of this BS.
 
2022-01-22 2:55:19 AM  

dildo tontine: Expel her kids and move on.


Vaccinate her  kids.
 
2022-01-22 3:02:52 AM  
If Virginia really is for lovers could someone please explain this obvious hater?
 
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2022-01-22 3:10:02 AM  

fragMasterFlash: If Virginia really is for lovers could someone please explain this obvious hater?


Rural Virginia?

Guessing meth.
 
2022-01-22 3:24:32 AM  
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2022-01-22 3:38:30 AM  
Wonderful.
 
2022-01-22 5:50:22 AM  

fragMasterFlash: If Virginia really is for lovers could someone please explain this obvious hater?


Dude, I wish I could.
 
2022-01-22 5:52:02 AM  

fragMasterFlash: If Virginia really is for lovers could someone please explain this obvious hater?


Just a motto.  Missouri needs to retire the 'Show-Me State' motto, after they voted twice for an obvious grifter.
 
2022-01-22 5:52:24 AM  
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2022-01-22 5:57:51 AM  

dildo tontine: Expel her kids and move on.


Has nothing to do with her kids. Chances are they will grow up and find her just as gross as the rest of us do.

Prohibit her from ever being in school grounds again and take away her guns.

Then vax the kids.
 
2022-01-22 6:01:15 AM  

Alphax: fragMasterFlash: If Virginia really is for lovers could someone please explain this obvious hater?

Just a motto.  Missouri needs to retire the 'Show-Me State' motto, after they voted twice for an obvious grifter.


The copyright on this image has been violated at least three times.
 
2022-01-22 6:02:33 AM  
These people REALLY can't figure out the concept of farking around and finding out, can they?
 
2022-01-22 6:03:51 AM  
Were people this crazy before Covid and just kept it suppressed a little bit or has Covid made people crazier?
 
2022-01-22 6:04:10 AM  

fragMasterFlash: If Virginia really is for lovers could someone please explain this obvious hater?


Maybe it's easier if we just trade hand jobs.
 
2022-01-22 6:08:08 AM  

EwoksSuck: Were people this crazy before Covid and just kept it suppressed a little bit or has Covid made people crazier?


I think it's a mix of COVID and the maggot cult that is giving people license to unleash their formerly inner asshole.
 
2022-01-22 6:12:11 AM  

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Omg, that's now canon now that Pooh is public domain!!
 
2022-01-22 6:13:38 AM  
Amelia King later emailed the board to apologize for her choice of words, saying she was not referring to "actual firearms."

LOL!  The fark you weren't.  Glad she's been charged.  I hope that all her imaginary guns are taken from her permanently.
 
2022-01-22 6:14:55 AM  
Seems I read last night that, when the school board told the Luray PD, that they initially declined to do anything because, presumably WhytWoman. They only moved their lardasses after the story gained traction.
 
2022-01-22 6:20:07 AM  

shpritz: EwoksSuck: Were people this crazy before Covid and just kept it suppressed a little bit or has Covid made people crazier?

I think it's a mix of COVID and the maggot cult that is giving people license to unleash their formerly inner asshole.


Don't forget Jeebus and hydroxychloroqine.
 
2022-01-22 6:26:35 AM  
Saturday: "legal defense" crowdfunding on GiveSendGomakes her 75k in 24 hours.
 
2022-01-22 6:32:59 AM  
Didn't the police put out a statement saying she called them and apologized to the cops, so it was all good?
 
2022-01-22 6:33:34 AM  
The proper way to pronounce the city is Loo-ray Virginia. As in, "Bobby Lou, Ray Junior, you ever notice how pretty our sisters are?"
 
2022-01-22 6:34:36 AM  
Funny how she fully meant it until she was criminally charged then she was 'just funnin.'

Yeehawdists are not smart people.
 
2022-01-22 6:38:10 AM  

bthom37: Saturday: "legal defense" crowdfunding on GiveSendGomakes her 75k in 24 hours.


Better the dumbasses than the rest of us funding her public defender.
 
2022-01-22 6:40:07 AM  
They should probably take her guns. Just in case.
 
2022-01-22 6:40:37 AM  

thorpe: Bootleg: Pardon from the new Governor Monday?

Doubtful. The new GOP governor did away with the mask mandate and hasn't been seen since. Seems like he may have COVID.


Here's hoping for a Herman Cain award.
 
2022-01-22 6:40:48 AM  
Like cockroaches, republicans are bold as fark until you shine a light on them.

Then it's all, "I didn't mean it that way," or "ha ha it was a joke."

But hey, it's not like the vast majority of mass shootings are by republicans, so she should probably be free to make threats like I'm bringing every loaded gun to your school on Monday.
 
2022-01-22 6:40:56 AM  

EwoksSuck: Were people this crazy before Covid and just kept it suppressed a little bit or has Covid made people crazier?


Leaded gas, prions, a virus, extraterrestrial invasion? Your guess is as good as mine.
 
2022-01-22 6:48:51 AM  
You'd almost say things are...accelerating
 
2022-01-22 6:49:54 AM  

educated: "The parent that made the statement realized that, and immediately contacted law enforcement to apologize because the statement was not intended the way it was perceived."

But oh we know exactly what was intended and our perception is on track.
$5k bail is a joke.


So her attorney drafted an excuse for her earlier statement?  At least she's not stupid enough to hire Rudy or one of the other Q-grifters.
Best America is farkin' insane.
 
2022-01-22 6:50:09 AM  
As my parents always said when I was growing up, speech is free, but it often has a cost.  Personally, she needs to be in the slammer!
 
2022-01-22 6:54:38 AM  

educated: "The parent that made the statement realized that, and immediately contacted law enforcement to apologize because the statement was not intended the way it was perceived."

But oh we know exactly what was intended and our perception is on track.
$5k bail is a joke.


Well then you can sit in a cell for a couple days, princess, and ponder the fact that words have meanings.

Also: some joke. I couldn't make $5000 bail right now.
 
2022-01-22 6:54:54 AM  
Of course there is the family photo. Is that a silencer? 

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2022-01-22 6:54:55 AM  

Redh8t: "I in no way meant to imply all guns loaded as in actual firearms, but rather all resources I can muster to make sure that my children get to attend school without masks," she clarified. "My sincere apologies for my poor choice in words."

Riiight.
She'll probably just get a slap on the wrist. But at least she found out promptly. And be on a watch list forever...


Isn't there a child-protection issue here as well?   Does she consider showing up with loaded guns a proper response to all conflict situations?

About finding out, try making that same "allegorical" statement at the airport and see how TSA reacts.  Or at the courthouse.   Anyone thinking the school board is just picking on her out of some crusade of liberalism just isn't living in the real world.
 
2022-01-22 7:01:37 AM  

leeksfromchichis: dildo tontine: Expel her kids and move on.

Vaccinate her  kids.


Sterilize her kids and end the line of stupid.
 
2022-01-22 7:01:39 AM  

dogdaze: Of course there is the family photo. Is that a silencer? 

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Dude has the same facial hair of nearly every dead dude in the Herman Caine Awards subreddit.
 
2022-01-22 7:04:04 AM  
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Ad from the page. WTF is this garbage? No way I'm clicking to find out.
 
2022-01-22 7:07:10 AM  

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Ad from the page. WTF is this garbage? No way I'm clicking to find out.


(does a search)  Sounds like people selling clothes on the names of dead veterans.
 
2022-01-22 7:08:36 AM  

dogdaze: Of course there is the family photo. Is that a silencer? 

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Wow, that's really her?  If so, now I really hope she loses all the firearms.  Weird-ass gun fetishists.
 
2022-01-22 7:10:56 AM  

omg bbq: dogdaze: Of course there is the family photo. Is that a silencer? 

[Fark user image image 850x619]

Dude has the same facial hair of nearly every dead dude in the Herman Caine Awards subreddit.


Yes, the ""Double Chin Smuggler" is a popular choice among doughy, middle-aged white men who think of themselves as 'wolves.'
 
2022-01-22 7:11:01 AM  

AntiNerd: Redh8t: "I in no way meant to imply all guns loaded as in actual firearms, but rather all resources I can muster to make sure that my children get to attend school without masks," she clarified. "My sincere apologies for my poor choice in words."

Riiight.
She'll probably just get a slap on the wrist. But at least she found out promptly. And be on a watch list forever...

Isn't there a child-protection issue here as well?   Does she consider showing up with loaded guns a proper response to all conflict situations?

About finding out, try making that same "allegorical" statement at the airport and see how TSA reacts.  Or at the courthouse.   Anyone thinking the school board is just picking on her out of some crusade of liberalism just isn't living in the real world.


She's a first time offender. Has held the same job for 15 years.

Twenty hours community service and one year probation.
Or.
Suspended sentence, with a 2 year good behavior order.
 
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