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2022-01-22 1:52:58 AM  
FTFA: Law enforcement sources tell TMZ, they believe the accident was Arnold's fault. They say he was turning left but there was a left turn arrow that was still red. Arnold was not ticketed.

Ah... the sweet privilege of celebrity.
 
2022-01-22 4:32:42 AM  

Ghastly: FTFA: Law enforcement sources tell TMZ, they believe the accident was Arnold's fault. They say he was turning left but there was a left turn arrow that was still red. Arnold was not ticketed.

Ah... the sweet privilege of celebrity.


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433 [TotalFark]
2022-01-22 4:45:25 AM  
I'm surprised he drives himself around, but hey, you don't save money by spending money.  Or crashing into a Prius.
 
2022-01-22 4:53:52 AM  
"Rolled over onto", huh? Sure.
 
2022-01-22 5:46:11 AM  
Arnold was driving a Yukon SUV when it collided with a red Prius at around 5:00 PM PT.  His SUV started to roll and ended up on top of the Prius, then continued rolling to the left into a Porsche Cayenne.

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That is a Taycan.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2022-01-22 6:01:22 AM  
Listen. And understand. That governator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until its license is taken away.
 
2022-01-22 6:53:41 AM  
Three car accident.  Not a two car, not a two car at all.
 
2022-01-22 7:14:41 AM  

Glitchwerks: Arnold was driving a Yukon SUV when it collided with a red Prius at around 5:00 PM PT.  His SUV started to roll and ended up on top of the Prius, then continued rolling to the left into a Porsche Cayenne.

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That is a Taycan.


That is a very Los Angeles accident. Everything that happens on LA roads is so very farking stupid.
 
2022-01-22 7:35:13 AM  

Glitchwerks: Arnold was driving a Yukon SUV when it collided with a red Prius at around 5:00 PM PT.  His SUV started to roll and ended up on top of the Prius, then continued rolling to the left into a Porsche Cayenne.

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That is a Taycan.


I'm a little curious how they're flagging that Arnold is at fault when the Prius is aligned with the left hand turn lane.
 
2022-01-22 7:40:01 AM  
Was it necessary to mention Jake Stenfield? He's a f*cking nobody.
 
2022-01-22 7:43:34 AM  

Glitchwerks: Arnold was driving a Yukon SUV when it collided with a red Prius at around 5:00 PM PT.  His SUV started to roll and ended up on top of the Prius, then continued rolling to the left into a Porsche Cayenne.

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That is a Taycan.


The Cayenne is on the other side of the Yukon in another picture.

Somebody was trying to beat the light and failed. Given everything was lined up in the turn lane, I'd say the Prius swung wide making the turn, and submarined the Yukon as it approached the intersection. The Cayenne got caught in the slide. Then the Taycan driver came with the butt stuff.
 
2022-01-22 7:52:27 AM  

433: I'm surprised he drives himself around, but hey, you don't save money by spending money.  Or crashing into a Prius.


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2022-01-22 8:14:04 AM  
"Remember Sully when I told you I'd kill you last?"
 
2022-01-22 8:30:57 AM  

DeathByGeekSquad: Glitchwerks: Arnold was driving a Yukon SUV when it collided with a red Prius at around 5:00 PM PT.  His SUV started to roll and ended up on top of the Prius, then continued rolling to the left into a Porsche Cayenne.

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That is a Taycan.

I'm a little curious how they're flagging that Arnold is at fault when the Prius is aligned with the left hand turn lane.


I was thinking the same thing, and he's sandwiched between two cars...
 
2022-01-22 8:36:38 AM  
I recall about 15-20 years ago Arnold got into a minor motorcycle (trike?) mishap, but wasn't wearing a helmet. I think he got cited for that.

But on the tv News, as they described the situation, they used clips from Terminator 2 showing Arnold on a motorcycle without a helmet, riding wheelies. I thought that was a pretty clever response.
 
2022-01-22 8:46:11 AM  
If it was Arnold's fault, why is his truck still almost perfectly in the front of the left turn lane and the Prius is facing the wrong way down the wrong lane?

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2022-01-22 8:51:53 AM  
still no cure for cancer
 
2022-01-22 9:15:31 AM  
What's the over / under on how many personal injury lawyers have reached out to the Prius driver? All the lawyers?
 
2022-01-22 9:16:11 AM  

wouldestous: still no cure for cancer


Well, thanks for the update but we're all counting on you so log off of Fark & get back to work.
 
2022-01-22 9:16:34 AM  
Turns out it was just a policewoman kissing her horse.
 
2022-01-22 9:38:53 AM  
Guess he should have taken the choppa.
 
2022-01-22 9:47:50 AM  

Mr. Tweedy: Guess he should have taken the choppa.


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2022-01-22 9:51:05 AM  
I'm sure it'll buff right out just like in Commando
Commando blooper
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2022-01-22 10:05:31 AM  
A Cayenne, a Prius and a Yukon walk into a bar with 3 pinecones and a lamb.............
 
2022-01-22 10:17:12 AM  
I hope some SUV loving motherfarkers look at this and realize that their giant asshole boxes are unsafe as all fark.

You have to laugh a little about the big tough Yukon manly burly SUV that rolls over hitting a Prius at 1mph. That's about how safe most SUVs are.
 
2022-01-22 10:29:23 AM  
Well let's be honest, back in 1991 she was a stone hottie...

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2022-01-22 10:32:58 AM  

BigMax: "Remember Sully when I told you I'd kill you last?"


"Cracked" would offer their movie parody issues sometimes, and one of my favorites as a kid was called "Der Commandope".

The scene with Sully's death had "Apetrix" (Matrix) saying: "remember when I told you I would kill you last?  I meant last panel on der page".
 
2022-01-22 10:42:28 AM  

Ghastly: FTFA: Law enforcement sources tell TMZ, they believe the accident was Arnold's fault. They say he was turning left but there was a left turn arrow that was still red. Arnold was not ticketed.

Ah... the sweet privilege of celebrity.


They even put a picture in TFA demonstrating how he couldn't possibly have done anything except sit at that light.
 
2022-01-22 10:44:36 AM  

Bslim: Was it necessary to mention Jake Stenfield? He's a f*cking nobody.


I thought he was dead?
 
2022-01-22 10:46:09 AM  

CzarChasm: Well let's be honest, back in 1991 she was a stone hottie...

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not with the cigarette (to me).


smoking cannabis is sexy.  smoking tobacco is the opposite.
 
2022-01-22 11:07:26 AM  

neongoats: I hope some SUV loving motherfarkers look at this and realize that their giant asshole boxes are unsafe as all fark.

You have to laugh a little about the big tough Yukon manly burly SUV that rolls over hitting a Prius at 1mph. That's about how safe most SUVs are.


I bet you got a lot of wedgies as a kid.   Most of them were probably well deserved.
 
2022-01-22 11:22:09 AM  

Skeleton Man: If it was Arnold's fault, why is his truck still almost perfectly in the front of the left turn lane and the Prius is facing the wrong way down the wrong lane?

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mhd
2022-01-22 11:27:55 AM  
Well, at least no good-looking cars were hurt.
 
2022-01-22 11:35:44 AM  

neongoats: I hope some SUV loving motherfarkers look at this and realize that their giant asshole boxes are unsafe as all fark.

You have to laugh a little about the big tough Yukon manly burly SUV that rolls over hitting a Prius at 1mph. That's about how safe most SUVs are.


He was 6'2" in his prime. Web says he's still around 5'11".

He's a big dude, even in his old age. I'm only 5'9" and even I feel too confined in many vehicles. My height is also in my torso so headroom is an issue over leg room.

Most cars can manage legroom, at the cost of back passenger space, relatively well. Headroom is a lot more structural.
 
2022-01-22 11:36:10 AM  

neongoats: I hope some SUV loving motherfarkers look at this and realize that their giant asshole boxes are unsafe as all fark.

You have to laugh a little about the big tough Yukon manly burly SUV that rolls over hitting a Prius at 1mph. That's about how safe most SUVs are.


The woman driving the Prius was unsafe as all fark. She was going the wrong way into incoming traffic FFS!
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2022-01-22 11:36:35 AM  

neongoats: I hope some SUV loving motherfarkers look at this and realize that their giant asshole boxes are unsafe as all fark.

You have to laugh a little about the big tough Yukon manly burly SUV that rolls over hitting a Prius at 1mph. That's about how safe most SUVs are.


You sound like you daily throw on a neon spandex gimp suit and ride a bike in the middle of lanes intended for real vehicles.
 
2022-01-22 12:13:45 PM  
"Come with me if you want a lift."
 
2022-01-22 12:24:05 PM  

Bslim: Was it necessary to mention Jake Stenfield? He's a f*cking nobody.


You mean "American actor" Jake Stanfield?
 
2022-01-22 12:42:31 PM  

Skeleton Man: neongoats: I hope some SUV loving motherfarkers look at this and realize that their giant asshole boxes are unsafe as all fark.

You have to laugh a little about the big tough Yukon manly burly SUV that rolls over hitting a Prius at 1mph. That's about how safe most SUVs are.

You sound like you daily throw on a neon spandex gimp suit and ride a bike in the middle of lanes intended for real vehicles.


And you sound like you daily suck on your own asshole and have convinced yourself it's chocolate.
 
2022-01-22 12:52:20 PM  
It's possible that Left Turninator had started his turn and the prius continued through the intersection hitting grills, and their new voltron car then rolled back into the turn lane where he had started from.
 
2022-01-22 1:02:55 PM  
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2022-01-22 1:27:48 PM  

Burra: "Rolled over onto", huh? Sure.


Same excuse he gave Maria about the housekeeper.
 
2022-01-22 1:34:52 PM  

neongoats: Skeleton Man: neongoats: I hope some SUV loving motherfarkers look at this and realize that their giant asshole boxes are unsafe as all fark.

You have to laugh a little about the big tough Yukon manly burly SUV that rolls over hitting a Prius at 1mph. That's about how safe most SUVs are.

You sound like you daily throw on a neon spandex gimp suit and ride a bike in the middle of lanes intended for real vehicles.

And you sound like you daily suck on your own asshole and have convinced yourself it's chocolate.


Don't knock it till you try it.
 
2022-01-22 1:36:47 PM  
At the time of this post, Arnold is still at the accident scene, which is about a mile from his home.

In other words, TMZ rushed their little newsflash out before the tow trucks had even arrived. We're likely to hear more useful information later, once actual journalists finish gathering the full story.
 
2022-01-22 1:41:27 PM  

EdgeRunner: We're likely to hear more useful information later, once actual journalists finish gathering the full story.


Like...what? His opinion on the DH?
 
2022-01-22 2:02:30 PM  

mrparks: EdgeRunner: We're likely to hear more useful information later, once actual journalists finish gathering the full story.

Like...what? His opinion on the DH?


Like the full details of the crash and who gets held accountable. Saying that Schwarzenegger wasn't ticketed is misleading. If a cop didn't personally see him run the light, of course he wasn't ticketed. But that doesn't mean he's blameless for the accident, nor that charges are off the table.
 
2022-01-22 2:12:28 PM  

neongoats: I hope some SUV loving motherfarkers look at this and realize that their giant asshole boxes are unsafe as all fark.

You have to laugh a little about the big tough Yukon manly burly SUV that rolls over hitting a Prius at 1mph. That's about how safe most SUVs are.


Yukons are great, I own that same one only 3 years older, best car I've ever had won't be giving it up cuz you start clutching your pearls squirt. And some basic physics should show you that the prius turned into a ramp, any pickup truck with moderate clearance would have done the same.
 
2022-01-22 5:50:47 PM  
"It's not a tuumah. I'm just old and shouldn't be driving myself anymore, but like tons of rich farks refuse to just pay for a driver".
 
2022-01-22 6:26:20 PM  

EdgeRunner: At the time of this post, Arnold is still at the accident scene, which is about a mile from his home.

In other words, TMZ rushed their little newsflash out before the tow trucks had even arrived. We're likely to hear more useful information later, once actual journalists finish gathering the full story.


Their job is scooping celebrity gossip, not fleshing out the details. Journalistic triage in a niche where oftentimes the headline is as much as their audience will bother to read anyway.
 
2022-01-22 7:10:57 PM  
Read this elsewhere, glad to see others think this doesn't make sense as the story described, press had to go wide and right into the wrong lane
 
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