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(Buzzfeed News)   The person who tried to anonymously keep his phone records from the J6 committee was Dan Scavino, who started as Trump's golf caddy and has been with Trump throughout his presidency   (buzzfeednews.com) divider line
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2022-01-21 9:23:48 PM  
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2022-01-21 9:47:52 PM  
If you've got nothing to hide...
 
2022-01-21 11:05:23 PM  
Flip every piece of paper, every wire transfer
 
2022-01-21 11:25:34 PM  
If my job history included Trump's director of social media yeah I'd want to be anonymous too.
 
2022-01-22 12:19:22 AM  
 
2022-01-22 12:21:45 AM  

thorpe: Previous thread on his failed attempt to remain anonymous: https://www.fark.com/comments/12068090/Anonymous-Person-challenges-16-Committees-right-to-subpoena-phone-records-of-Anonymous-Person-has-case-thrown-out-Kimberly-Eric-people-can-see-you


It wasn't a failed attempt at that point, Scavino isn't mentioned in that thread or TFA.
 
2022-01-22 12:42:08 AM  

Aussie_As: thorpe: Previous thread on his failed attempt to remain anonymous: https://www.fark.com/comments/12068090/Anonymous-Person-challenges-16-Committees-right-to-subpoena-phone-records-of-Anonymous-Person-has-case-thrown-out-Kimberly-Eric-people-can-see-you

It wasn't a failed attempt at that point, Scavino isn't mentioned in that thread or TFA.


We all thought it was Eric but turns out it was someone that Trump likes.
 
2022-01-22 12:43:37 AM  
Golf caddy? This guy?

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2022-01-22 12:43:55 AM  
So are you saying Daniel Scavino Jr is guilty of trying to over throw the government of the United States?
 
2022-01-22 12:46:36 AM  

TedCruz'sCrazyDad: So are you saying Daniel Scavino Jr is guilty of trying to over throw the government of the United States?


worse, hes guilty of helping trump cheat at golf

only half joking, more people probably care about that.
 
2022-01-22 12:46:48 AM  
Gotta say, I'm kinda stunned no one has been murdered yet.
 
2022-01-22 12:50:02 AM  

WhackingDay: Gotta say, I'm kinda stunned no one has been murdered yet.


<looks around>
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nope
<walks down the street whistling>
 
2022-01-22 12:52:08 AM  
Golf caddy to deputy chief of staff?

Is that the job ladder one gets when a boss prefers personal loyalty over competency?
 
2022-01-22 12:54:45 AM  

To Wish Impossible Things: Golf caddy to deputy chief of staff?

Is that the job ladder one gets when a boss prefers personal loyalty over competency?


100% seriously - yes.
it explains so much, doesnt it?
 
2022-01-22 12:56:04 AM  

oopsboom: WhackingDay: Gotta say, I'm kinda stunned no one has been murdered yet.

<looks around>
[Fark user image image 850x566]

nope
<walks down the street whistling>


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2022-01-22 12:56:32 AM  

Aussie_As: thorpe: Previous thread on his failed attempt to remain anonymous: https://www.fark.com/comments/12068090/Anonymous-Person-challenges-16-Committees-right-to-subpoena-phone-records-of-Anonymous-Person-has-case-thrown-out-Kimberly-Eric-people-can-see-you

It wasn't a failed attempt at that point


Correct. It took 2 days to fail. You have to admit, that's some pretty quick failing through the judicial system.

Aussie_As: Scavino isn't mentioned in that thread or TFA.

Scavino isn't mentioned 2 days ago because "anonymous person" didn't state his identity in that thread. However TFA says "Former Trump Aide Dan Scavino Tried And Failed To Anonymously Fight A Subpoena For His Phone Records" so it certainly is mentioned in TFA.

Are you drunk?
 
2022-01-22 12:56:40 AM  

oopsboom: WhackingDay: Gotta say, I'm kinda stunned no one has been murdered yet.

<looks around>
[Fark user image 850x566]

nope
<walks down the street whistling>


Don't forget Rosanne with the Garsden Flag trampled to death by fellow terrorists in the crowd wearing multicolored mirrors on their hobnail boots.

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2022-01-22 12:57:02 AM  
Just remember: this is not the behavior of innocent people.

/and only the mob pleads the 5th, right?
 
2022-01-22 1:00:06 AM  

WhackingDay: Gotta say, I'm kinda stunned no one has been murdered yet.


The people trying to perpetrate this fraud are pussies. They're not going to kill anyone. They'd like if someone else, unwashed and uneducated, killed someone. But they had one shot at it and failed miserably, and everyone's onto them now.
 
2022-01-22 1:02:19 AM  

oopsboom: WhackingDay: Gotta say, I'm kinda stunned no one has been murdered yet.

<looks around>
[Fark user image 850x566]

nope
<walks down the street whistling>


Nice post from a fark progressive defending violent Ashli Babbitt.
 
2022-01-22 1:22:45 AM  

thorpe: oopsboom: WhackingDay: Gotta say, I'm kinda stunned no one has been murdered yet.

<looks around>
[Fark user image 850x566]

nope
<walks down the street whistling>

Nice post from a fark progressive defending violent Ashli Babbitt.


i think you're misreading it
 
2022-01-22 1:26:12 AM  
Is this a Schrödinger tweet by Scavino?

https://twitter.com/DanScavino/status/1483245408650473472/
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Is he calling for a mass uprising with blood in the streets?
Or just talking about the importance of voting in elections that are a long ways off and creating a "red wave"

So where are we going ro go right nowDan?
 
2022-01-22 1:29:07 AM  
"But I was just the coffee boy"
 
2022-01-22 1:31:09 AM  
Scavino Bongino. Same shiat.
 
2022-01-22 1:47:06 AM  

WhackingDay: Gotta say, I'm kinda stunned no one has been murdered yet.


Did the Scooby-Doo villains ever get away or murder anyone?
 
2022-01-22 1:51:26 AM  

oopsboom: WhackingDay: Gotta say, I'm kinda stunned no one has been murdered yet.

<looks around>
[Fark user image 850x566]

nope
<walks down the street whistling>


I have a strong urge to find that spot and urinate on it.
 
2022-01-22 1:56:36 AM  

thorpe: Aussie_As: thorpe: Previous thread on his failed attempt to remain anonymous: https://www.fark.com/comments/12068090/Anonymous-Person-challenges-16-Committees-right-to-subpoena-phone-records-of-Anonymous-Person-has-case-thrown-out-Kimberly-Eric-people-can-see-you

It wasn't a failed attempt at that point

Correct. It took 2 days to fail. You have to admit, that's some pretty quick failing through the judicial system.

Aussie_As: Scavino isn't mentioned in that thread or TFA.

Scavino isn't mentioned 2 days ago because "anonymous person" didn't state his identity in that thread. However TFA says "Former Trump Aide Dan Scavino Tried And Failed To Anonymously Fight A Subpoena For His Phone Records" so it certainly is mentioned in TFA.

Are you drunk?


Haven't touched a drop. Was referring to the article on the link you referred to, not this thread. Try to keep up.
 
2022-01-22 2:13:20 AM  

Aussie_As: thorpe: Aussie_As: thorpe: Previous thread on his failed attempt to remain anonymous: https://www.fark.com/comments/12068090/Anonymous-Person-challenges-16-Committees-right-to-subpoena-phone-records-of-Anonymous-Person-has-case-thrown-out-Kimberly-Eric-people-can-see-you

It wasn't a failed attempt at that point

Correct. It took 2 days to fail. You have to admit, that's some pretty quick failing through the judicial system.

Aussie_As: Scavino isn't mentioned in that thread or TFA.

Scavino isn't mentioned 2 days ago because "anonymous person" didn't state his identity in that thread. However TFA says "Former Trump Aide Dan Scavino Tried And Failed To Anonymously Fight A Subpoena For His Phone Records" so it certainly is mentioned in TFA.

Are you drunk?

Haven't touched a drop. Was referring to the article on the link you referred to, not this thread. Try to keep up.


Well I've been drinking all night and neither of you morherfarkers is making a lick of sense

What was I talking about
 
2022-01-22 2:26:59 AM  

HairBolus: Is this a Schrödinger tweet by Scavino?

https://twitter.com/DanScavino/status/1483245408650473472/
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Is he calling for a mass uprising with blood in the streets?
Or just talking about the importance of voting in elections that are a long ways off and creating a "red wave"

So where are we going ro go right nowDan?


It's also (unsurprisingly) objectively false. Republicans are nowhere near the majority in terms of population.
 
2022-01-22 2:28:16 AM  

Eddie Barzoom: Well I've been drinking all night and neither of you morherfarkers is making a lick of sense

What was I talking about


As near as I can tell thorpe was grizzling at Fark about a duplicate thread, ignoring that this thread significantly updates the previous one. If I've misunderstood this intention and there was another point being made, I'm yet to understand it. Anyway, I pointed out this thread has a lot of new information compared with the previous one and now it's apparenlty all my fault. I know, I know, welcome to Fark.

Having quit drinking (mostly successfully, and sober today) last year, enjoy one for me.
 
2022-01-22 2:37:41 AM  

HairBolus: Is this a Schrödinger tweet by Scavino?

https://twitter.com/DanScavino/status/1483245408650473472/
[Fark user image 419x411]

Is he calling for a mass uprising with blood in the streets?
Or just talking about the importance of voting in elections that are a long ways off and creating a "red wave"

So where are we going ro go right nowDan?


He's obviously talking about being on his period. Duh.
 
2022-01-22 2:59:14 AM  
Golfer-Caddy privilege is not something you want to mess with.
 
2022-01-22 3:00:36 AM  

HairBolus: Is this a Schrödinger tweet by Scavino?

https://twitter.com/DanScavino/status/1483245408650473472/
[Fark user image 419x411]

Is he calling for a mass uprising with blood in the streets?
Or just talking about the importance of voting in elections that are a long ways off and creating a "red wave"

So where are we going ro go right nowDan?


I think that is a Georgia O'Keefe.
 
2022-01-22 3:24:48 AM  

LordJiro: HairBolus: Is this a Schrödinger tweet by Scavino?

https://twitter.com/DanScavino/status/1483245408650473472/
[Fark user image 419x411]

Is he calling for a mass uprising with blood in the streets?
Or just talking about the importance of voting in elections that are a long ways off and creating a "red wave"

So where are we going ro go right nowDan?

It's also (unsurprisingly) objectively false. Republicans are nowhere near the majority in terms of population.


Schroedinger's Demographics. When they want to show who is really in power and preserve racist bullshiat and limit the government, they claim to be the majority, and unfortunately, some times they can still rally a majority of the population toward their goals.  When they want to, however, they're the much put-upon minority, the real victims of discrimination and restrictions. You know, the whole 'Christians persecuted by the world' thing.
 
2022-01-22 3:25:49 AM  

Rhymes With Silver: Golfer-Caddy privilege is not something you want to mess with.


Dude knew the real score, eh?
 
2022-01-22 3:33:54 AM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Rhymes With Silver: Golfer-Caddy privilege is not something you want to mess with.

Dude knew the real score, eh?


If he wants a sweet deal, he just goes to Donald and threatens to release his golf scorecards...the REAL ones.
 
2022-01-22 4:20:07 AM  

To Wish Impossible Things: Golf caddy to deputy chief of staff?

Is that the job ladder one gets when a boss prefers personal loyalty over competency?


Is it really much different than Martin Bormann's ascension from Nazi insurance agent to the man who basically ran the Third Reich?

(Joking. Hair Furor and his sycophants are merely the stupid version of evil. But there was just as much backstabbing and intrigue.)
 
2022-01-22 5:09:02 AM  

WhackingDay: Gotta say, I'm kinda stunned no one has been murdered yet.


One of the more fun things about the insurrection is that the principals in the matter mostly handled their own shiat in their closed circle, and didn't rely on so many "secret agent" types except for the dildonians and oaf keepers who were almost universally too damn stupid to see how they were being played for chumps. Now they've all been left to stomp out the flaming bags of dogshiat all by themselves while their presumed King is being kept too busy herding chickens to pick fleas. If there is anyone who is going to end up being whacked, it's probably going to be the Lawyers who created the illusory rationales for setting the fires.

Yelling "FIRE" in a crowded theater is perfectly acceptable behavior for an arsonist.
 
2022-01-22 5:10:08 AM  
The guy responsible for monitoring social media might have something interesting to say about social media ahead of the Jan 6 assault on the Capitol. And what he shared to TFG should be very interesting.
 
2022-01-22 7:22:36 AM  

oopsboom: To Wish Impossible Things: Golf caddy to deputy chief of staff?

Is that the job ladder one gets when a boss prefers personal loyalty over competency?

100% seriously - yes.
it explains so much, doesnt it?


It really does.  This otherwise unemployable moron has been lampreyed onto Trump's fat ass for decades, carrying his clubs, opening his doors, shuffling along behind him all the way to the White House and beyond. A true lickspittle's lickspittle.
 
2022-01-22 7:44:21 AM  

saturn badger: Golf caddy? This guy?

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Not sure. He doesn't have the same look
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2022-01-22 7:55:55 AM  
The layers and layers of pieces of sh*t in the Republican Party is overwhelming.  Maybe we should be nice to them.
 
2022-01-22 7:58:58 AM  

saturn badger: Golf caddy? This guy?

[arc-anglerfish-arc2-prod-bostonglobe.s3.amazonaws.com image 850x567]


"Look at me guize, I'm the monkey on Trump's back!". Yeah, you're a monkey allright.
 
2022-01-22 8:02:46 AM  

oopsboom: WhackingDay: Gotta say, I'm kinda stunned no one has been murdered yet.

<looks around>
[Fark user image image 850x566]

nope
<walks down the street whistling>


Wtf is that nonsense about saying her name? What? If you say it 3 times she comes back to haunt you with that unbearably shrill voice of hers?
I swear to god 5 mins of her doing a live feed and I was ready to icepick my eardrums.
 
2022-01-22 8:04:04 AM  

mistahtom: oopsboom: WhackingDay: Gotta say, I'm kinda stunned no one has been murdered yet.

<looks around>
[Fark user image image 850x566]

nope
<walks down the street whistling>

[Fark user image image 425x280]


I dont even feel bad. That f*cking voice finally silent.
 
2022-01-22 8:10:00 AM  
Golf caddy to deputy chief of staff

Would be an inspirational story if it didn't involve sidling up to a pathetic man infant
 
2022-01-22 8:17:04 AM  

maram500: To Wish Impossible Things: Golf caddy to deputy chief of staff?

Is that the job ladder one gets when a boss prefers personal loyalty over competency?

Is it really much different than Martin Bormann's ascension from Nazi insurance agent to the man who basically ran the Third Reich?

(Joking. Hair Furor and his sycophants are merely the stupid version of evil. But there was just as much backstabbing and intrigue.)


It really isn't that farfetched.  Trump is an unstable idiot, but the people behind it all, the money people aren't.
 
2022-01-22 8:18:47 AM  
This makes a lot of sense. Mar-A-Lardo plays a lot of golf. When he's out on the course nobody around can hear him. He probably figured being out on the course plus using someone else's phone would mean he could call anyone and say anything he wanted.

He is not a clever man.
 
2022-01-22 8:20:58 AM  

oopsboom: WhackingDay: Gotta say, I'm kinda stunned no one has been murdered yet.

<looks around>
[Fark user image 850x566]

nope
<walks down the street whistling>


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2022-01-22 8:23:33 AM  

oopsboom: WhackingDay: Gotta say, I'm kinda stunned no one has been murdered yet.

<looks around>
[Fark user image 850x566]

nope
<walks down the street whistling>


Ashli was shot trying to overthrow the government when she charged an armed officer defending our country.

She was a traitor, and insurrectionist, an asshole, and deserved to be shot.
There are only two things about the incident that make me sad
1) That poor cop has to live with knowing he was forced to shoot someone
2) That she didn't suffer longer before expiring and going to hell.

Clear?
 
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